[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

It's a pity that this is why Ximen Qingqing is favored by the heavens. God refuses to let her get what she wants.

Ximen Qingqing couldn't bear to look at his panel.

Her "Dice System" panel just wants to remind her, the words in the reminder dialog box are getting bigger and bigger, piercing into her eyes with teeth and claws.

【Congratulations, you rolled a 1.Wow, could it be that this is the great success in the legend, whether it is a god or a ghost, they will worship you under the number one charm of the universe, come on, don't pity him because of his mysterious background, um~]

What a good reminder!

Ximen Qingqing struggled to keep smiling.

I'm, I'm so sorry, I accidentally hurt the official... No, wait.

Ximen Qingqing stared at the unique word "he" in the text of the dialog box.

She only saw this word once when she was bewitching that mythical creature. Could this one also be... right?

Ximen Qingqing raised his head abruptly and carefully looked at the emperor in front of him.

However, there is no trace of the success of the charm from the face of the official. If the dialog box is not still there, Ximen Qingqing will definitely think that he is dazzled.

"Cough." Xu Shiximen Qingqing stared at the official's house for too long, Gao Taiwei hurriedly coughed to remind him.

Ximen Qingqing lowered his head.

Gao Taiwei looked at the officials inquiringly, and asked in a low voice.

The official gave a "huh" and didn't say much.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Although he accidentally used the Great Success of Charm on him, why does this Great Success seem to have no effect on him.

Is this a human, or some other creature?

She secretly raised her eyes and looked again, only to see Guan Jia raised his sleeves and slowly slid his two fingers together over the red marks left on his face.

His white clothes are like snow, and his downcast eyes are very indifferent, as if there is frost on his eyelashes.

His eyelashes fluttered suddenly, and those bottomless black eyes turned to her.

Startled, she lowered her eyes again.

The official said: "Well..."

He looked at Captain Gao.

Gao Taiwei seemed to only see what the official wanted to ask from the expressionless face of the official, and said, "His name is Ximenqing, and his name is Donglou."

Ximen Qingqing glanced at Gao Qiu.

As expected of a person who can be a favorite, his eyesight is incredible.

The official nodded slightly and said "Yes".

Gao Taiwei was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Donglou is a smart person, why don't you let him talk with His Majesty?"

The official said "hmm".

Gao Taiwei quickly winked at Ximen Qingqing, and slowly backed out.

Ximen Qingqing stood beside the official's house, not knowing what to do, Li Shishi on the opposite side lowered his head and dialed Ruan again.

Ruan's voice floated, and the aroma was overflowing.

The official still stared at the top of his head expressionlessly, listening to Ruan's voice.

Ximen Qingqing subconsciously glanced at the top of his head. There was nothing above his head except a palace lantern. She didn't know what he was staring at.

When she looked back, she found that he had been looking at him since she didn't know when.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said in a low voice: "If His Majesty doesn't like it, then I will step down first."

The official said blankly: "Nothing."

Ximen Qingqing kept smiling.

So what are you going to do?Want me to be in a daze like you?

Ximen Qingqing asked softly, "Does Your Majesty have any orders? The tea is cold, shall I serve Your Majesty another cup?"

The official stared blankly at the steaming teacup on the table.

He said blankly: "No need."

Ximen Qingqing sighed inwardly.

This doesn't look like a great success in Charm at all. Could it be that her skills are beginning to fail?

She just knew that there must be nothing good to wake up suddenly.

"Come and sit."

Ximen Qingqing glanced at him.

After a while, he repeated: "Come and sit."

He really said it.

Ximen Qingqing only wanted to leave now, and study how to capture the person who wanted to kidnap her. How could she have the time to chat with the emperor.

But there is no way, this is not her home field, so she has to bow her head.

Ximen Qingqing took a long time to sit next to the official's house, calmed down slowly, and admired Li Shishi's beauty.

When she met her for the first time just now, she felt that Li Shishi's attitude towards her was a little weird. Now that she was sitting here, this feeling became even stronger. She would glance at herself from time to time, revealing a gentle smile.

Ximen Qingqing's heart was about to soften.

Who doesn't like beauties?

Even a beautiful girl like her likes to play with beautiful girls!

Just as Ximen Qingqing was admiring the beauty, a sneer came from his ear.

She turned her head abruptly, and saw the official looking at her expressionlessly.

Yes, it's always like this, the official always pokes and observes her secretly with these piercing eyeballs.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "Your Majesty?"

He remained unresponsive.

His expressionless, unresponsive state is like a puppet.

Thinking of this, the back of her neck was slightly chilled.

The official raised his hand and reached for her face.

Getting scratched again?

Ximen Qingqing was less wary this time, but his ears were suddenly pinched.

Ximen Qingqing's eyes widened.

Her skin is tender, and the subcutaneous capillaries are relatively thin. When she is agitated, her face, ears, neck, and even fingertips and toes are red. If she is scratched, it will be even redder. Therefore, she does not like others very much. Touching her skin without warning.

But now she has lost the opportunity to dodge, so she can only lean back and try to distance herself.

The official's hand has not been withdrawn, but is on her forehead.

Ximen Qingqing frowned, but couldn't because of his actions.

"Your Majesty, I don't like to be in contact with people."

Now that you have enjoyed my Charming Great Success treatment, you need to give me some feedback, and listen to me obediently.

Still expressionless, he said slowly, "Your breath is wrong."

Ok?

Ximen Qingqing didn't have time to react, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he seemed to have stepped into a colorful passageway, like a colorful dream.

In the sky at the end of this dream there is an unknown monster suspended in the middle of the universe.

She only took one look at the monster, and her mind went blank. When she opened her eyes again, she didn't know what she saw in her dream. She vaguely felt that it was the fear and evil in the center of the universe.

……

Ximen Qingqing blinked blankly, looking at the strange bed curtain.

"The little official has woken up."

She turned her head.

In front of the window, a lady was lying on the window sill, looking at the fiery red sunset in the sky.

She turned sideways, half of the warm sun set off her delicate eyebrows and eyes more delicately.

Li Shishi smiled brightly: "Is the official hungry?"

Ximen Qingqing sat up holding his forehead: "Why am I here?"

Was her true gender already known?

Li Shishi: "I don't know that Ruan Sheng from my family can put the little officials to sleep."

Ximen Qingqing put on his boots, bowed to Li Shishi and said: "I offended my wife, I'm busy with business today, I couldn't help it so I fell asleep, where are the officials?"

Li Shishi: "The officials have already left."

Ximen Qingqing covered his forehead: "The officials didn't say anything? What about my punishment?"

Li Shishi smiled: "The officials love the little officials so much, how could they punish the little officials?"

Hehe, how did you see the love from that dead face? I feel that my charm has successfully fed the dog.

Ximen Qingqing patted his cheeks with both hands, making his face turn red, trying to pull himself together.

Li Shishi smiled helplessly, and Tingting walked to her side gracefully, held her hands, and said softly: "The officials with such a good face are treated so rudely, even the slaves can't stand it."

Li Shishi took Ximen Qingqing's hand and led her behind a screen.

Li Shishi's hands were fragrant and soft, as if they were boneless.

She twisted a veil with her hands and covered Ximen Qingqing's face, carefully wiped it a few times, then took rose ointment, and applied a thin layer on Ximen Qingqing's face.

Li Shishi's eyes were like water, and he looked at her softly: "Officials have delicate skin, so you must not treat them so roughly in the future."

Her fingernails were bright red and her fingertips were soft.

After applying the rose ointment, she couldn't bear to let go of her hands.

Li Shishi's fingertips caressed her face like white fat silk inch by inch, and his voice was low: "Officer, your skin is white and tender, suitable for a beautiful tattoo, I have also learned this craft before. Want to try?"

"Hey? Hey?" Ximen Qingqing shook his head like a rattle, "No, no, I can't get tattoos."

She was so afraid of pain, how could she let herself get so many needles?

Li Shishi covered his mouth and chuckled, his eyes fluttered, "Could the officials be afraid?"

Ximen Qingqing firmly refused.

I'm not one of those masculine men with high self-esteem, your aggressive method is useless.

However, since she used this provocative method, it can be seen that she has not discovered my true gender for the time being.

Ximen Qingqing couldn't help but tucked up his neckline.

Li Shishi's eyes are full, and it is really hard for people to refuse the kind of tenderness and affection that he looks at people.

"Jinti is the fashion nowadays. There is also Jinti Club in Kaifeng Mansion, and many officials have joined."

A group of tattooed men with shirtless shirts admiring each other's tattoos?What kind of black society is this... Bah, black, society, organization.

Ximen Qingqing: "Not yet, I don't like adding weird things to my body."

Li Shishi sighed reluctantly, and then smiled softly, "If the official changes his mind, he can come to find the slave's house again. The slave's house hopes that his own hands can paint on the official's skin."

She pursed her red lips, and her smile carried an indescribable meaning.

Ximen Qingqing responded with a smile, and inadvertently mentioned the situation when she was asleep.

Li Shishi: "At that time, the officials fell asleep after listening to the music, and nothing happened. Then, the officials put you on the bed of the servant's house to rest, and then the officials left, and Mr. Taiwei also came in. I glanced at you and saw that you were just sleeping, so I left without disturbing you."

Ximen Qingqing frowned: "I fell asleep listening to the music? Don't you see the relationship between me and the officials..."

Li Shishi looked blank: "Did something happen between the official and the official?"

Ximen Qingqing: "No, nothing."

Even before she fell asleep, the officials were still touching her. Didn't Li Shishi see it sitting opposite?

Her eyes searched her face little by little, trying to find some traces of her words, but it was a pity that Li Shishi was very calm.

Weird, really weird.

Ximen Qingqing tidied up his clothes briefly, then took a look at the sky, and said, "It's getting late, I should go back home, thank you lady for your hospitality today."

Li Shishi smiled and said: "Even if the officials live here, the servants are very welcome."

"Uh……"

Sister, are you too warm to me?

Ximen Qingqing was a little scared.

Don't have expectations of me, I can't give you happiness... How many times do I have to say this, why since I came to this book, I have to reject not only men, but also women !

"Haha, thank you for the hospitality, you don't need to give it away."

Ximen Qingqing Sa Yazi walked out the door, her swift movements were rare in her life.

Just as she was leaving the bedroom door, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a shrine in the corner, and the god inside was covered by an embroidered veil.

Ximen Qingqing paused, "This is..."

Li Shishi: "Families like us want to offer sacrifices to the White-Browed God."

Ximen Qingqing also knew from the book that even prostitutes have their own gods. Some prostitutes confessed to Guan Zhong—I don’t know what this big guy thinks when he is under the spring, and some are white eyebrows—— Bai Mei The god rides a horse and holds a knife, which looks a lot like Guan Gong.

Ximen Qingqing asked curiously, "Since the White-browed God is enshrined, why is it covered with a veil?"

Li Shishi covered his mouth and smiled: "The officials don't know something, this is a method of our sisters in the industry."

She shone brightly, got closer, and whispered in Ximen Qingqing's ear: "These dirty tricks shouldn't be mentioned to the pure-minded petty officials, but the petty officials are so beautiful in life, I'm afraid there will be something wrong with them." If a person with evil intentions resorted to such a low-level trick on a petty official, I have no choice but to break the rules and tell the official about this trick."

Li Shishi got closer, and his sweet breath kept drilling into her ears.

"Does the official know why prostitutes worship the White-Browed God?"

Ximen Qingqing said calmly, "I would like to hear the details."

Li Shishi took a step back, as if she appreciated her even more because of her unshakable attitude and not bowing down for her beauty.

Nonsense, if I bow down for beauty, I can lick myself in the mirror every day.

Li Shishi returned to normal, and said in a gentle voice: "It is said that the white-browed god can make men more obsessed with us and spend all their money for us."

Ximen Qingqing: "Then you don't need to cover up the white-browed god."

Li Shishi: "Officials, listen to me. There is a trick spread by our prostitutes. They put a close-fitting veil on the white-browed god, worship it for a few days and nights, and then take off the veil. The veil will be different. Mana."

"What mana?" Ximen Qingqing became even more curious.

Li Shishi said with a smile: "The man whose eyes are brushed by this veil will fall in love with the person holding the veil deeply."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

How can this be?What feudal superstitions are these!

Li Shishi: "Little officials are so outstanding in life, no matter women or men, I am afraid that they want the little officials to fall in love with them. Officials must remember not to fall in love with others."

Ximen Qingqing: "I don't believe this."

My charm skill is more useful, okay?

Her eyes fell on the altar again, "I've only heard of the White-Browed God, but I've never seen it. Would you mind taking off the veil and letting me have a look?"

Master Li smiled apologetically: "This veil won't work anymore when it's taken off, and it needs to be enshrined from the beginning. I'm sorry, I'm going to disappoint the officials."

"oh, I see."

However, Ximen Qingqing had a premonition that the person under the veil was not a white-browed god at all.

……

After she went out, she found that the servant from Taiwei's mansion who had urged him to come was still waiting at the door.

When the servant saw her, his eyes lit up, and he immediately went up to meet her, "The official finally came out, is the official feeling unwell?"

Ximen Qingqing smiled apologetically, "I've embarrassed Lord Taiwei today."

Little servant: "Your Excellency didn't say anything, just let the villain take good care of the official, and look for him when the official wakes up."

Ximen Qingqing said briskly, "Then let's go."

Ximen Qingqing came to Taiwei's Mansion again, and Gao Qiu was playing Cuju with a group of young men. Although he was old, his body was still tall and strong, and the flower work on his feet was still dexterous, which made everyone present admire and applaud.

Ximen Qingqing looked at the crowd for a while, Gao Qiu saw her, kicked her with her toes, Cuju went straight to Ximen Qingqing.

etc!etc!I can't play football.

Ximen Qingqing had no choice but to reach out and hug the ball.

But the ball is really high.

Ximen Qingqing jumped to hook it, but barely caught it with his fingertips.

She wanted to hug the ball, but her body was too poor, so she didn't hug the ball when she hugged it, and the ball hit her face directly looking up.

Catch the ball with your face?

Everyone was silent, even Gao Qiu was stunned.

Afterwards, Gao Qiu laughed loudly with a "puchi".

He pinched his waist with both hands, and laughed so hard, "Donglou, Donglou, why don't you even know how to play Cuju?"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Are you kidding me?If you have the ability, let's compare the charms.

Gao Qiu shook his head while laughing, came to Ximen Qingqing, stretched out his hand and hooked the Cuju, and pushed the ball into the arms of the servants around him with his knee.

Gao Qiu put down the corner of his robe tucked into his belt, smiled and hugged Ximen Qingqing and said, "Donglou, you should practice your ball skills when you have time. The official family loves Cuju very much. Maybe you can play in the official house after you practice well." Show your strengths in front of you."

Ximen Qingqing: "Thank you for your love, sir, but I'm really not that kind of material. I was lucky enough to listen to the music with the officials today and I can fall asleep on my own. I'm worried that the officials must hate me."

Gao Qiu put down his hand, looked at her seriously, and couldn't help laughing out: "You don't have to worry about this, it is said that stupid people are blessed by fools, Donglou, you are a blessed person."

Ximen Qingqing was upset: Who do you call a fool!I'm a genius girl!

Gao Qiu: "Don't worry, the officials are very satisfied with you."

How on earth did you see that he was satisfied with me from that expressionless eyes?

Ximen Qingqing: "But, the official's expression is not happy..."

Gao Qiu said with emotion: "If you can figure out what you want, you won't say that Tianwei is unpredictable."

Ha ha.

Ximen Qingqing: "What happened after I fell asleep?"

Gao Qiu said with a smile: "The officials said you were interesting and wanted to promote you. You should wait for the good news at home."

Ximen Qingqing frowned: "But I really didn't do anything?"

Gao Qiu looked as if he was used to it, "Officials have their own principles in doing things."

You licking dog really licks everything.

Alas, I don't know if the official family has something to do with mysterious creatures, or if they will put something bad on me.

Ximen Qingqing inquired carefully: "Has the temperament of officials always been like this?"

Gao Qiu: "No, I remember that one year when the official family went hunting, they suddenly encountered a dog eclipsing the moon. Even the candles were extinguished, and there was no light in the night. It was very scary. When the moon reappeared, the candles in the camp were lit again. When we got up, we found that the official was walking back from the camp, obviously the official should have been in the tent at that time, and we had never seen him go out, since that day, the official’s temper has changed a lot.”

This familiar unfolding...

Ximen Qingqing's eyes lit up: "Then..."

Gao Lian gave her a warning look, "Donglou, you can be curious about some things, but not others. You don't want to lose your life so easily, do you?"

Ximen Qingqing said naturally: "If I can find out the truth, what is my life worth?"

Gao Qiu's original warning expression gradually softened, and he could only sigh: "You... are still too young."

Gao Li lowered his voice: "This matter can't be said again. Although the official's temperament has changed a bit, his appearance and body are the same as before. Moreover, the current official is easier to speak. Therefore, the official is the official. Even if you ask If you tell the truth, maybe no one will appreciate you."

Ximen Qingqing smiled: "What I do is not for fame but for profit, but for the truth to be revealed, justice will not fail, and my heart is at ease!"

Even though Gao Qiu was always called a treacherous minister, at this time he couldn't help applauding such a young man.

He sighed and patted Ximen Qingqing's head.

……

Ximen Qingqing wanted to know if the official family was a mysterious creature, and it happened that there was a town house creature in her house.

When she got home, she ran into Pan Jinlian's house in a hurry, and the big fish and small fish were standing under the porch with Dai'an, Lin Chong and others, but she didn't notice.

The four saw Ximen Qing rushing into the concubine's room, and soon there was a strange sound coming from inside——

"Sister, please."

"Officer, take... come out..."

"Ah! So it can be done like this!"

"Does the official want... more?"

"Hmm, please—"

"Then..."

"Huh? It's amazing."

"Then..."

"To die, to die!"

Several men faced each other. Lin Chong, who had been here, hurriedly covered up for Ximen Qingqing: "Although the official looks like a woman, he is still a man. It makes sense, and it makes sense. Let's not hang around here anymore. this is not good."

Lin Chong drove the people away, and Dai An couldn't help but sigh before leaving, "It turns out that the officials like this."

Both the big fish and the little fish blushed.

The two walked quickly in the corridor, forcing out hot sweat.

They didn't stop until they reached the base of the wall.

Xiaoyu whimpered and asked, "Brother, is that... really that comfortable?"

The big fish laughed: "Probably...maybe..."

Xiao Yu leaned on the wall with his elbows and his cheek with one hand, and thoughtfully said: "The official's voice is really nice, no wonder..."

Big Fish: "No wonder why?"

Xiao Yu turned to see his elder brother, his face became even redder, "What, what, I don't know, I didn't say anything."

Big Yu sighed: "Your brother, I also know that our officials have a good life, but you must hold on to it."

Xiaoyu's eyes turned red anxiously: "Brother, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Big Fish: "It's also for your own good. Think about who we are, and what is the status of a small official? You are only worthy of being played by small officials."

He glanced at his strong and powerful younger brother: "You are a good man, if you lie under the little official..."

When Xiaoyu thought about it, he couldn't help shaking.

The author has something to say: From now on, it is rumored that the short Ximen official especially likes to overwhelm taller and stronger men, and those bandits and robbers who have fallen into prostitution are especially loved by him. As "A hero falls into the grass on Liangshan Park, Ximen wants to save the wind and dust"

Ximen Qing: ...

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