[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The dark clouds in the distance turned black, the light gradually dimmed, and it looked like a rainy day.

Ximen Qingqing was holding the window frame with both hands, and was about to jump down, but his body suddenly lost control, his left foot stumbled over his right foot, and his head hit the window frame, and was bounced back by the window frame, and his ass fell off the window sill.

Originally, Wu Song was going to chase her to kill her, but just after taking a step, he saw this person leaning back, Gulu Gulu fell into his arms.

It was the first time in Wu Song's life that he came back to look for death on his own initiative, and even went to his arms to look for death. Wu Song was stunned for a long time.

good chance.

Ximen Qingqing turned around, hugged Wu Song's arm holding the knife tightly with both arms, raised his head, as if the incident of being seductive and running away just now had never happened, and said cheekily: "Wu Erlang, I finally found you, you Do you know that there is something strange about your brother's death?"

These words struck Wu Song's sky like a thunderbolt.

He stared at this person, wondering what she was going to do again.

But after taking a closer look, he found that this famous Ximen official was too young and too short, with his head only reaching the position of his chest.

The way she raised her head looked more like a stunning girl than a teenager.

I didn't expect that the official Ximen looked like this!

To have done this kind of adultery at such a young age, he is simply a rotten bastard!

Wu Song tightened his big hand holding the knife, "What did you say!"

Ximen Qingqing looked at him and said clearly: "Wu Dalang's death is strange, would you like to find the real culprit together with me?"

Wu Song sneered: "What are you, you dare to make fun of me, Grandpa!"

With a big hand, he grabbed Ximen Qingqing's collar and dragged her to his eyes, "The real culprit is you!"

Even he was surprised by Ximen Qingqing's weight.

Unexpectedly, this person not only looks like a man and a woman, but also weighs lighter than ordinary women.

Ximen Qingqing let him tug at his collar, and said helplessly, "I know you think I'm the murderer who killed your brother, and that's why you're looking for me for revenge, but you didn't know you're looking for the wrong person! If you really killed me , the murderer can wake up with a smile if he is really dreaming, even if your brother is a ghost, he will not be at peace!"

How could Wu Song hear these words? He frowned, raised his big hand, and held her neck tightly.

"Shameless adulterer! Adulterer! How dare you bark and argue here!" He tightened his fingers.

Seeing that Ximen Qingqing was about to be pinched out of breath, a morbid flush appeared on his pale cheeks, and he laughed.

I want to be an adulterer, but do I have the tools to commit crimes?

She took it easy and said with difficulty: "It's easy to kill me, but what about your brother? Did you let him die so unjustly? Think again, if I was really a murderer, how could I be so obedient?" Stand here and let you kill me?"

The rich man, who was squatting on the window and watching from the sidelines, let out a pee: You are so shameless, why are you standing here obediently, didn't you fail to run, and were hit back by a stick from the window frame!

Ximen Qingqing's words made Wu Song's mind feel like a mess, the veins on his forehead twitched, and he shouted: "Shut up!"

Ximen Qingqing kept her mouth shut obediently, she glanced at the bloody knife in Wu Song's hand, and frowned.

Wu Song pressed Ximen Qingqing's neck, his eyes shifted, his hands tightened and loosened.

Seeing his relaxed attitude, Ximen Qingqing immediately added weight to his fragile nerves: "Wu Erlang, your brother is watching you from the sky!"

Wu Song's whole body trembled, and his subordinates suddenly lost their strength.

He paused, then moved his hand to Ximen Qingqing's shoulder, restraining her movement.

She was so delicate that he could hold her down with one big hand.

Wu Song threatened ferociously: "Keep telling what you know, if half a sentence is not true, I will throw you off the stairs!"

Knowing that he was listening, Ximen Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief, stared at his eyebrows and said: "Wu Erlang, you misunderstood my relationship with your sister-in-law, I have nothing to do with her."

"Even if I'm lustful, I think I, a senior official in Ximen, have a house and fields, and a house full of gold and silver. If I don't want a woman like me, why bother to have a married man... Bah, what about a married woman?"

"If you take a good look at my face, even if I am stunned by a beauty, it will only be the beauty I see in the mirror!"

You are so blind and dare to poke me, the most beautiful girl in the world, in the face!

The corner of Wu Song's mouth twitched.

You are so shameless!

However, if she was a woman, Wu Song had never seen anyone more stunning than her.

Wu Song breathed a sigh of relief: "Then how did you know that my brother's death was strange?"

Ximen Qingqing patted the big hand on her shoulder.

Wu Song shook his hand violently and let go of the shackles.

Ximen Qingqing leaned against the railing and tidied his clothes slowly, "I don't know anyone in this Yanggu County? Your brother is usually fine, why did he die suddenly? It can be seen that his death is strange."

He said harshly: "Since you know why you didn't investigate, aren't you in charge of business in the county?"

Ximen Qingqing rubbed his shoulders, sighed and said: "You see that I am a high-ranking official, but besides making money, who else listens to me? I can't compare to Wu Erlang. You are all skilled in martial arts, and you don't have to drag your family around. "

Wu Song clenched his fists, clenched his teeth, and his eyes were about to split.

Ximen Qingqing rolled his eyes, and immediately changed his tone: "Now that you're back, Wu Erlang, your brother's matter can be brought to light. I don't know, Erlang, how did you find out that your brother's death was different?"

Wu Song: "I had someone pick up my brother's bones. It was pitch black, which is a sign of poisoning."

Ximen Qingqing: "There is something wrong with his food, have you checked it? Maybe you can ask your sister-in-law."

Her eyes swept over the sharp knife in Wu Song's hand again, and she said coldly, "You wouldn't kill her without asking, would you?"

Wu Song looked at her coldly.

It is rare in my life for a murderer to act so righteously.

Ximen Qingqing suppressed the disgust in his heart, slapped the railing, and performed beautifully: "Oh, you are so confused!"

As she spoke, she walked around Wu Song and sat at the table, taking a sip of wine to suppress her shock.

"Not only did you fail to avenge your brother, you also harmed yourself!" Ximen Qingqing looked heartbroken.

Wu Song drew back his knife and stared straight at her.

Ximen Qingqing patted the chair that Fantou sat next to, to test whether he believed everything he said.

Wu Song paused and sat down.

Ximen Qingqing's face was soothed, and he took a pot of wine and poured a glass to him, "I have nothing to do with your sister-in-law, and I haven't heard of any rich man who has taken a fancy to her recently. Anyway, your brother is also running a business, so let her make money." , you should also understand your sister-in-law's unwillingness to endure hardship, so how could she harm your brother when she has no backing?"

"Wu Erlang, who coaxed you to kill your sister-in-law and me? Do you know that you have been treated like a fool!"

Listening to her analysis, Wu Song felt as if a basin of cold water was being poured from the top of his head, half of his body felt cold, his teeth clenched and he couldn't help trembling.

Ximen Qingqing said slowly: "When I accompany you to your brother's house to have a look, maybe I will find some clues."

Wu Song: "Is there any clue? It's been so long..."

Ximen Qingqing picked up the folding fan thrown down by the rich man, and slowly opened it, covering half of his face, leaving only a pair of excited eyes.

She said: "No matter how long the case is, no matter how well-planned it is, there will always be clues. The truth will always be in the sun, just waiting for someone with a heart to discover. No matter who he is, I will definitely bring the murderer to justice." .”

Because I am detective Ximen Qingqing!

After Ximen Qingqing finished his key lines, he waited for a long time but no one answered.

She put down her fan dejectedly, resting her chin on the table.

She really misses her Mr. Peanut.

Ximen Qingqing hooked his fingers, as if he touched Mr. Peanut's smooth fur again.

Her Mr. Peanut is exquisite in figure, beautiful in appearance, and has a dark body, only four paws are white, and his cry of "meow meow" almost melts her heart.

She turned her head and saw Wu Song who had calmed down, his face gloomy, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

With the intention of revenge, she slapped Wu Song's shoulder hard with a "slap", but her palm turned red from the slap.

Damn, why!

With Wu Song behind her back, she bared her teeth and blew repeatedly into her red and swollen palms.

Only then did Wu Song come back to his senses, and asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"

Ximen Qingqing: "No, ahem, your brother's affairs are on my shoulders."

Wu Song subconsciously thanked him.

The rich man at the side saw how Ximen Qing tricked an evil ghost who came to kill her into thanking her, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart——

Fuck, is this fucking okay?

……

Wu Song was eager to find out the cause of Wu Dalang's death, so Ximen Qingqing followed him to Wu Dalang's house.

As soon as he went out, there was a loud thunder in the sky, and heavy rain poured down.

Ximen Qingqing was caught in the rain.

Sure enough, in another world, she would not be God's own daughter!

She looked at her hands, feeling a little lost, but cheered up the next moment.

She clenched her fists and said fiercely: She will definitely rely on her own efforts to make God pay attention to her again. She is the undefeated famous detective Ximen Qingqing!

Wu Song walked for a while before he realized that there was no one around him. He thought Ximen Qing was too short, but when he looked down, he found that no one was there at all.

When he turned his head in the rain, he saw Ximen Qingqing was looking up at the sky and was drenched in the rain. He opened his mouth to say something, but the rainwater poured into his mouth.

She wanted to spit out the rainwater crazily, and she kept shaking her wet hair like a kitten in the rain.

Wu Song was speechless for a while.

"Hey, follow!"

Ximen Qingqing turned his head, put his hands on his head, and ran over with his head drooping.

Think about when she, the beautiful girl favored by God, has been exposed to the rain. In the past, as long as she appeared, even if there were dark clouds, lightning and thunder the next moment, the sky would be clear and clear the next moment.

Alas, a phoenix on the ground is not as good as a chicken, and the cartoon characters in famous books are even more miserable.

Along the way, Ximen Qingqing observed the surroundings carefully, and saw that the passers-by hiding from the rain under the eaves had no abnormality after seeing Wu Song.

Strange, after Wu Song killed Pan Jinlian, he came to kill her with a bloody sharp knife. It has been so long and no one has reported him to the police, and no one has come to arrest him. What's going on?

"Why did you fall behind again?" Wu Song turned to stare at her.

Ximen Qingqing looked at Wu Song and said, "Did you really kill Pan Jinlian?"

Wu Song was silent for a while, then nodded.

Ximen Qingqing said in disgust: "I am a principled person. Although I will help you find the murderer who killed your brother, I will not help you hide your crime. You must be punished by the law... Although I haven't studied it carefully You have violated the laws of the Song Dynasty, but you will be severely punished for killing people like this wanton!"

Wu Song was extremely calm, and said: "I know that as long as you find the real murderer who killed my brother, I, Wu Song, would be willing to let him go and surrender."

Ximen Qingqing's expression was even more disgusted: "I knew this before, so why bother? Would it be a pleasure to kill people? The most important thing in this world is human life. Don't think that you are an envoy of justice, and you can dispose of other people's lives at will."

Wu Song didn't speak all the way, the rainwater flowed down his cheeks, gathered in the slight depression of his chin, and fell down again.

The more Ximen Qingqing walked, the more strange he felt. The road leading to Wu Dalang's house in the rain and fog seemed to have no other sounds except for the footsteps of the two.

"Did anyone see you when you killed Pan Jinlian?"

Wu Song: "Probably..."

He stopped suddenly mid-sentence.

Ximen Qingqing said slowly, "Have you noticed the weirdness?"

The author has something to say: The setting of the heroine is a new attempt, and the combination of restraint and horror is also a new attempt. I don’t know if everyone will like it.

This book is the fourth in the "Su Mingzhu" series. I have finished "[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk", "[Red Mansion] Baoyu is a fake second master", "[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord" , If you are interested, you can go and have a look.

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