[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The sunlight was light and thin, wrapping around the girl's body like a veil made of mist.

The moment she raised her head, her elegant and refined face was looming behind the tulle.

"Sorry for disturbing you."

The girl in filial piety was holding on to the door frame, biting her pale lips, and looking at him intently.

The bartender spat secretly, and said to himself: Such a beauty makes people want to scold their mothers.

He coughed and asked: "Why is the little lady here alone in the wilderness?"

Could it be some ghost or ghost?

The bartender glanced at the sunshine outside. It is still bright, and the monsters should not dare to appear at this time.

The girl put her hands on her abdomen, lowered her head, and tremblingly said: "Brother, I will carry the coffin back to my hometown. After I buried my father, I have no other money on me. I am very hungry. Can my brother give me something to eat?"

The bartender looked at the girl silently, as if evaluating something.

The girl timidly scratched the door frame with her fingernails.

The bartender immediately showed a big smile, "Of course, hey, it's hard for you to find a kind person like my brother and me. Just wait, I'll find you something to eat."

The girl raised her head with a grateful smile.

This soft and pitiful smile made the bartender shiver uncontrollably.

"Tsk tsk, it's really pretty."

The girl was puzzled, "What is brother talking about?"

The bartender grinned, "No, it's nothing, I'll go right away..."

After that, he turned and went into the back kitchen.

The girl Ximen Qingqing put down her hands and came to the counter in twos and threes. There was still some powder of sweat medicine on the counter.

Ximen Qingqing looked around, grabbed a handful of dirt and threw it into these wine jars, reminding people not to drink it.

Soon, the bartender brought a large plate with sliced ​​cooked beef, fat chicken, tender goose, and many other dishes. He even brought a jug of wine for Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing was already standing a little further away from the door.

She was surprised: "Why did my brother bring out so many things? My family can't eat them."

The bartender smiled and shook his hand, "It's okay, eat more, you have been hungry for so long, you must eat more."

Ximen Qingqing's eyes fell on the pot of wine again, and he shook his head, "My family is not good at drinking alcohol."

The bartender: "It's okay, this wine is not intoxicating, but rather sweet, you girls will like it, you have walked a long way, right? This wine is for your throat."

Ximen Qingqing snorted coldly.

Didn't you put Mongolian sweat medicine in it?

She lowered her head, not showing her expression, "Then... thank you brother."

The bartender smiled "hehe", "Hurry up and eat and drink."

He stared intently at Ximen Qingqing, as if he wanted to watch her eat the food and drink.

Ximen Qingqing stroked his hair and asked in a low voice, "Can this be fooled?"

At this time, the curtain at the door was lifted, and a man walked in.

The bartender was taken aback, "Brother, why are you here?"

Ximen Qingqing glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that it was a tall man with a yellow beard on his face.

The man also raised his eyebrows when he saw Ximen Qingqing, as if he was a little surprised.

The bartender grabbed the man's arm and said with a smile, "Brother, I've prepared the wine you want."

As he spoke, he pulled the man towards the back kitchen.

Ximen Qingqing's eyelids twitched, and she immediately let the tentacles on her body eat some of the meat and vegetables on the plate, and then she pretended to be ignorant and lay down on the table.

I don't know how many times this is the first time I have encountered a black shop!

After a while, two footsteps were heard.

The footsteps stopped for a moment.

The bartender said: "Hey, I've fallen asleep and ate a lot of food."

The man said: "Didn't it mean that those who bring money stay, and those who are penniless don't have to do anything?"

The bartender: "Brother Zhu Gui, haven't you seen what this little lady looks like? I can guarantee that no man will feel weak when he sees her."

Zhu Gui: "That's true, then I will take this person up the mountain and hand it over to the leader."

The bartender gave a regretful "tsk".

Zhu Gui slapped him angrily, "Take care of your store, cheer up, didn't you listen to brother Song Jiang? That jade-faced judge may come to trouble us recently."

"I know, I know, I'm careful."

After Zhu Gui reminded him again, he carried Ximen Qingqing on his shoulders and left the tavern.

……

Sensing that the two of them had left the tavern, Ximen Qingqing half-closed his eyes and looked around secretly.

Zhu Gui was carrying her to the water pavilion behind the thatched hut, he put Ximen Qingqing aside, and took down the bow and arrow hanging on the wall by himself.

He opened the window and shot a snapping arrow into the reeds directly opposite the window.

Ximen Qingqing secretly guessed in his heart: Could this be their contact information?

But after a while, a small boat sailed in the reeds.

The boatman greeted Zhu Gui, and Zhu Gui carried Ximen Qingqing onto the boat.

The boatman glanced at Ximen Qingqing, and immediately froze.

He scolded his mother, "This little lady is so beautiful."

Zhu Gui snorted softly, "That's up to you to say, if it weren't for her face being valuable, we wouldn't waste good wine, good food and good sweat medicine."

Ximen Qingqing: Bah!

The boatman chatted with Zhu Gui for a few more words, and the two of them talked about the biggest threat now—the jade-faced judge Ximen Qing.

"Then Ximen Qing can really come here? Why is he here? It's not something he should care about. Besides, don't look at these adults who are all high above them. They are actually as timid as a mouse. They would rather come to Zhao'an us than Dare to hit us."

Zhu Gui was silent for a moment, "This Ximen Qing is probably unusual. All the cases he solved have been compiled into books and can be seen everywhere. He is a person who is determined to do it, even if the opponent is who he doesn't care."

Zhu Gui sighed, "He is a good official, but it's a pity that he didn't have a good world."

Ximen Qingqing sneered.

Do I still want you to cry like a cat and pretend to be merciful?

The boatman said nonchalantly, "Our place is easy to defend but difficult to attack, and we won't be captured easily."

"Eight hundred li of Liang Shanshui Po, before she hits it, she will be trapped in this pool and become an unknown water ghost!"

Ximen Qingqing's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help being afraid for a while.

This Liangshanshuipo is so vast?

Fortunately, she didn't send people directly to attack face to face on impulse.

The boatman said again: "Even if they can cross the [-]-mile Liangshan River, so what? Can they find our golden beach? Even if they can find the golden beach and find the right road to the cottage, but there are three barriers on our road. How can we break through? Hmph, they don't know anything."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Thanks for the reminder, now I know all about it.

The boatman and Zhu Gui chatted casually for a few more words.

The boatman said indignantly; "Then Song Jiang doesn't know where he came from. He is short and fat. Why should our leader give up the position of leader to him?"

Zhu Guidao: "Don't underestimate Song Jiang, he is quite famous in Jianghu, many people in Jianghu will hear his reputation and join us."

Boatman: "I've heard all about it. That guy is putting on a show, and there are yellow posters all over the place accusing him of being unfilial and unrighteous."

Zhu Gui: "That's Ximen Qing's scheme, don't be fooled."

Boatman: "I don't think Song Jiang is as good as the great monk we kidnapped!"

Zhu Gui: "Lu Zhishen is indeed a hero."

Ximen Qingqing almost couldn't help but open his eyes.

Is Lu Zhishen actually here?

The boatman lamented, "If only he had surrendered to us long ago, I don't know what he is insisting on!"

Zhu Gui thought about it: "Perhaps, he has already promised someone something. Although he is a monk who has broken all the precepts, he still can't help guarding something for the pure land in his heart."

Boatman: "I really don't understand..."

The two talked and laughed, and leaned the boat to a beach.

Ximen Qingqing was picked up again by Zhu Gui, and she peeked at the stones on one side of the bank, on which were written "Golden Beach".

Zhu Gui carried Ximen Qingqing on his shoulders and passed three passes in a row, each of which was guarded by many people.

Ximen Qingqing couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

It seems that this place is really easy to defend but difficult to attack.

Zhu Gui carried her all the way to the gate of the village. Looking inside, three big mountains surrounded a flat ground, leaving only one mountain pass for entry and exit.

There is a hall in the front, and there are some thatched cottages beside it.

The three words "Juyi Hall" are written on the plaque in the hall.

Ximen Qingqing thought in his heart: These unfaithful and unfilial people probably only have hypocritical righteousness to show their hands.

Zhu Gui brought Ximen Qingqing into the hall, and there were three people sitting in the hall.

Ximen Qingqing closed his eyes, and no longer opened them secretly.

"Brother Zhu Gui, did you bring a girl?"

Zhu Gui smiled and said, "Exactly."

"Strange, does this girl have a lot of money?"

Zhu Gui: "No, she doesn't have any money on her body, but her face is worth a thousand dollars. I think we might be able to use her."

All three people in the hall made voices of disbelief or surprise

"We've met quite a few beautiful ladies from the official family. Brother Zhu Gui, you haven't seen any beauties before, so you think she is a rare beauty?"

Zhu Gui smiled helplessly, "Although I am not as knowledgeable as Commander Wang Lun, I have seen a few young ladies, and there is indeed no one more beautiful than her."

"Then put it down quickly, let us see and see."

Zhu Gui looked around, dragged a chair and put Ximen Qingqing on it.

Ximen Qingqing's limp body slid down.

Zhu Gui lifted her shoulders and made her look up slightly.

The white cloth on Ximen Qingqing's head fell off when he was walking, and after he fiddled with it like this, three thousand blue hairs fell like clouds and waterfalls, revealing a small fair face.

She felt several gazes cast on her face, and there was no sound in the gathering hall for a long time, only the sound of breathing getting heavier and heavier.

After a long while, a voice came down lightly.

"It is indeed a beauty that is hard to buy. Where did you get such a beauty?"

Zhu Guidao: "She committed the crime herself into our brother's hands."

"It's just good looking, what can I use her for?"

"Well, maybe we can try to get her to play a trick on that monk Hua who refuses to give in, and maybe Lu Zhishen will agree?"

"It's not a hero to be lustful, but it's a good idea."

After they discussed it properly, they asked Zhu Gui to wake her up.

Zhu Gui patted her cheek and yelled a few times.

Ximen Qingqing felt his cheeks hurt like hell, it must be that this person's attack was not serious.

Her eyelashes fluttered and she slowly opened her eyes.

Zhu Gui's breath stagnated inexplicably.

He took a step back and touched his cheek, "Cough, you're awake."

Ximen Qingqing stared at him absent-mindedly for a while, and then gradually focused his eyes.

She was startled, hugged herself, and dodged back suddenly, but bumped into the back of the chair with a "snap".

"What's going on? Who are you? What are you going to do to the slave family?"

She raised her head in horror and looked at the three people on the seat.

There were four seats, but only three were occupied. The one who didn't come should be Song Jiang, and the remaining few people should be the original leaders of Liangshan.

A man dressed in white smiled at her, "Don't be afraid, we invite the little lady to the mountain, or if we want to ask the little lady for a favor."

Ximen Qingqing's eyes turned red silently, and he couldn't help shaking his head, "I can't, I don't know anything, this king just let the servants go."

This look is simply heart-melting.

Wang Lun suddenly had an idea, he smiled, "Don't panic, if you help us finish this matter, we will not only send you down the mountain, but also send you a large sum of money."

His face suddenly became serious, "But if you can't finish it, then don't blame us for being rude!"

"You have such a beautiful face, you don't want it to be picked off alive, do you?"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Pooh!

Ximen Qingqing was disdainful in his heart, but with a frightened expression on his face, he hesitated and nodded.

Wang Lun smiled slightly, "What you have to do is very simple. You just need to smile more at a monk and make him fall in love with you. Is this not difficult for you?"

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-04-2323:43:29~2020-04-2423:19:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 8 bottles of Tianxincao; 1 bottle of Huang Shaoxuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!