[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official
Chapter 121
As Dai Zong said, after crossing this mountain, you will see a hotel.
This hotel is strangely built, it was built next to the edge of the cliff, and there is a crooked old tree growing in front of the door.
Ximen Qingqing opened his mouth and said: "From this point of view, you can tell that this place is a cave for hiding corpses. The feng shui is too bad. If you pass by this place, there may be bloodshed."
As soon as she said this, several people in the company looked at her with astonished expressions.
Wu Yong was the first to speak: "Officer, you know Feng Shui?"
Because Dai Zong knew Taoism, he naturally believed in these things.
He rolled up his sleeves, and asked Ximen Qingqing with some interest, "Where did you see it? How can there be blood and light disaster?"
Ximen Qingqing looked around at the crowd leisurely, and said, "I said it casually, do you really believe it?"
Everyone: "..."
Ximen Qingqing chuckled, "However, I'm not groundless. Who would build a hotel on the edge of a cliff? Especially here there is no lack of flat terrain. I'm afraid this tavern is not a good place to go. You should pay more attention to it." .”
Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "It is absolutely impossible to hit every medicine."
After she said this, everyone couldn't help but become more vigilant.
After all, Ximen Qingqing had quite a lot of experience.
On the way to the tavern, "Yan Poxi" took Ximen Qingqing's arm and asked her with a smile, "Since you know how to calculate, then you can count my Feng Shui."
Ximen Qingqing: "..."
You mythical creatures have started to ask ordinary people for fortune-telling?What kind of game is this?
Ximen Qingqing glanced at him, and said, "You, of course, are going crazy and dying, but..."
Naia smiled, "The only thing, you can explain it clearly."
Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Only the five elements lack me, and you cannot do without me."
Her words amused the mysterious creature so much that she laughed so hard.
Naia said meaningfully: "You are so small, how could I not know? But if you want to know the content of God's War, I will not tell you."
He stared at her: "It's really interesting to see that you can slap them back without knowing anything."
Ximen Qingqing pursed her lips, "Oh, so I'm just a face-slapping machine with no emotions."
Naia tapped the tip of her nose with her fan.
Several people on the side were secretly watching here, and naturally saw this scene.
Hua Rong was not good at raising his eyebrows, Wu Song grabbed his arm and motioned him to "be patient".
Wu Yong also just smiled and said nothing.
Dai Zong seemed to want to ask him something, but he just raised a finger to his lips and shook his head slightly.
He had already seen that this "Yan Poxi" who was following Ximen Qing was some kind of monster in human skin, so it was better not to provoke her.
I am afraid that many people have realized it.
Although Dai Zong was puzzled, his years of friendship still made him shut up obediently.
……
Several people entered the tavern, and those with long weapons leaned against the wall by the door.
This was just an illusion, and they all secretly raised their vigilance.
After waiting for a while, no one was entertained.
Song Qing patted the table and spoke first: "Someone is here! Someone is here!"
After a while, a big man turned out. This big man was full of muscles, with a messy beard and wide-eyed eyes.
Holding a fan in his hand, Ximen Qingqing silently looked at the big man.
From his eyebrows to his neckline, from his arms to the calluses on his fingers.
"Tsk."
Ximen Qingqing flicked his tongue.
If she guessed correctly, this big man is a Lianjiazi, and a Lianjiazi with human life in his hands.
The man glared at the crowd and said: "Whatever you want, just say it."
He took another look at Ximen Qingqing, who was dressed most luxuriously in the crowd.
Song Qing laughed and said, "Shopkeeper, we want some meat and white wine."
Man: "The meat is cooked beef, do you want it?"
Song Qing glanced at Ximen Qingqing.
Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "Of course, please bring it up quickly. Hey, is there only one person serving in your shop? Can you come over?"
The man glanced at Ximen Qingqing, "Of course it is possible."
Ximen Qingqing put his finger on his chin, "I'm curious, why is your hotel built next to a cliff? Is it to throw down something that can't be handled?"
The man's forehead protruded, he squeezed his fingers tightly, but said: "The official is joking."
Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Don't blame the store, I was just joking with you."
Wu Yong said with an excuse: "Oh, it's only our fault that we have traveled all the way, and heard many stories about shopkeepers secretly pouring sweat medicine, which frightened us officials."
The man laughed, "You guys are overthinking too much, how can there be sweat medicine in the good wine and meat here?"
As he said that, he walked to the back kitchen, and within a short time he picked up a bucket of wine, and brought over a few plates of cooked beef with the other hand.
Except for Ximen Qingqing and the others who went to scoop up the wine on purpose, they even got into an argument and almost overturned the wine barrel.
The man frowned, staring at the wine barrel.
Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "What is the store owner worried about?"
The man glanced at her, "You almost kicked over the wine barrel, if the baijiu is overturned on the ground, you will be blamed."
Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "It's nothing to worry about. I don't have much else, but I have a lot of money."
The man stared at her and said with a smile, "Why don't the officials go drink?"
Ximen Qingqing twisted the closed fan into a flower, "This wine is nothing to drink."
The man curled his lips, "Officials are expensive, so naturally they can't drink the wine from our Shancunyedian, it's just..."
He saw that everyone seemed to have drank the wine, and then stared in a daze, and some people even drool glisteningly on their lips.
He knew it was working.
Ximen Qingqing asked him, "Just what?"
The man laughed, "It's just that you will never have the chance to taste wine again, haha!"
He laughed loudly, and stretched out his hand suddenly, intending to hold Ximen Qingqing first.
Ximen Qingqing wanted to trick his accomplice into coming out, so he pretended to struggle and ran outside.
The man then chased him outside.
Ximen Qingqing ran around the tavern to the side of the cliff, and found a stall built with thatched sheds on the edge.
There were bloodstains all over the stall, and there were all kinds of sharp knives on it.
She was forced into the shed and watched the bloodstains inside stretch all the way to the edge of the cliff.
She really hit it off!
This cliff is used to dispose of corpses that are not easy to handle.
Moreover, the corpses probably belonged to passers-by, right?
Realizing this truth, Ximen Qingqing not only did not feel the slightest joy, but only felt pain in his temples, and a string seemed to be stretched at the back of his head.
She has a nasty headache!
What do these people, these people think of human life? !
Even animals can't do this kind of thing!
Ximen Qingqing turned around suddenly, and stared coldly at the chasing man across the bloody stall.
The man sneered, "You run fast, then run again, I'll see where you can go."
Ximen Qingqing said coldly, "Where is this place?"
Man: "Where? I tell you, this is where you died!"
"If you are sensible, just be honest. When I let the blood out with the knife, it can make your death easier."
Ximen Qingqing frowned, "So... this is the place where you drug the people who are on the way, and then kill them?"
The man laughed loudly, "You're smart, this is my human meat workshop, why? Are you going to find them? Don't worry, wait until I kill you, then chop up your fine meat, and the rest Throw them into the water and throw them under the cliff, you go and be their companion!"
Ximen Qingqing felt tight in his chest and couldn't help but secretly vomit.
How many people did they kill here, and how many corpses were thrown down the cliff!
Extremely brutal!
Inhuman!
"You are extremely hateful!" Ximen Qingqing glared at the man.
"If you have the ability to go and sue me," the man said arrogantly, "it's a pity you can't, because I am Lao Tzu Yama!"
Ximen Qingqing: "There are still laws in this world!"
The man sneered, "Oh, which judge are you going to find? The judge also listens to Lao Tzu Yama! I am not only Lao Tzu Yama, but also a judge in the world."
As he spoke, he rushed towards Ximen Qingqing.
Ximen Qingqing faltered and ran from the other side of the stall to the front of the hotel.
There is no one in front or behind here, it is really a place where "every day should not be called, and the earth is not working", so the man is naturally not afraid of her running around.
He was still following her slowly like a cat catching a mouse.
At this time, three more people came up from the bottom of the mountain.
Seeing this big man chasing after a beautiful little official, the leader couldn't help but think a little bit more, and reprimanded him, "What are you doing! Why don't you take sweat medicine!"
Ximen Qingqing stopped abruptly and stood between the two groups of people.
The big man who had been chasing after Ximen Qingqing said: "How do you know I didn't take the medicine? I took it, and all the accomplices except him fell in the room. I was just playing with him."
"Brother, have you sent Song Yasi away yet?"
Ximen Qingqing's eyelashes twitched.
The leading brother didn't want to say anything in front of Ximen Qingqing, he waved his hand, and said to the two people beside him: "You also help, tie him up together, he is dressed so well, he must be a fat sheep!"
Ximen Qingqing took a few steps aside and stared at the four of them calmly, "Who are you? Even if you want me to die, let me be a fool. Otherwise, if I go to hell, who will I ask to settle the score."
The man laughed, "Didn't I want you to find me, the King of Hades? I'm urging Judge Li Li!"
Ximen Qingqing looked at the other two.
The leading burly man: "What nonsense, just tie him up."
He just took a step forward when he suddenly heard a sound of breaking through the air. Before he could react, his knees hurt and he couldn't stand anymore. He immediately knelt down in front of Ximen Qingqing.
It turned out that both of his knees were pierced by sharp arrows.
Ximen Qingqing sneered: "Oh, why do you have to do such a big gift?"
"Who is it!" The other two and Li Li shouted back.
They saw a group of people running out of the tavern, and the first one had already bent his bow and shot an arrow.
Another few arrows struck.
The three of them covered their heads to hide.
But the trajectory of the arrow was also strange, it didn't go to the fatal parts of their faces, but inserted into their buttocks one after another with a "puchi".
The three of them suddenly cried out in pain, and they were about to fight desperately with the people behind.
These three people were beaten up by Wu Song, Hua Rong, Wu Yong, Dai Zong and Song Qing, not to mention the arrows stuck in their buttocks, they were almost suffocated to death.
The man in the lead broke the two arrows that had shot through his legs with a single stroke of blood, and was going to hold Ximen Qingqing hostage.
Before he could get close, he found tentacles sprouting from the ground, binding his ankles.
He, he can't move at all!
what!
what 's wrong!
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-03-2723:59:49~2020-03-2823:53:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: He Yan 1;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Did you grow up eating cute 20 bottles; Yoyo 10 bottles; Heyan 6 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
This hotel is strangely built, it was built next to the edge of the cliff, and there is a crooked old tree growing in front of the door.
Ximen Qingqing opened his mouth and said: "From this point of view, you can tell that this place is a cave for hiding corpses. The feng shui is too bad. If you pass by this place, there may be bloodshed."
As soon as she said this, several people in the company looked at her with astonished expressions.
Wu Yong was the first to speak: "Officer, you know Feng Shui?"
Because Dai Zong knew Taoism, he naturally believed in these things.
He rolled up his sleeves, and asked Ximen Qingqing with some interest, "Where did you see it? How can there be blood and light disaster?"
Ximen Qingqing looked around at the crowd leisurely, and said, "I said it casually, do you really believe it?"
Everyone: "..."
Ximen Qingqing chuckled, "However, I'm not groundless. Who would build a hotel on the edge of a cliff? Especially here there is no lack of flat terrain. I'm afraid this tavern is not a good place to go. You should pay more attention to it." .”
Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "It is absolutely impossible to hit every medicine."
After she said this, everyone couldn't help but become more vigilant.
After all, Ximen Qingqing had quite a lot of experience.
On the way to the tavern, "Yan Poxi" took Ximen Qingqing's arm and asked her with a smile, "Since you know how to calculate, then you can count my Feng Shui."
Ximen Qingqing: "..."
You mythical creatures have started to ask ordinary people for fortune-telling?What kind of game is this?
Ximen Qingqing glanced at him, and said, "You, of course, are going crazy and dying, but..."
Naia smiled, "The only thing, you can explain it clearly."
Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Only the five elements lack me, and you cannot do without me."
Her words amused the mysterious creature so much that she laughed so hard.
Naia said meaningfully: "You are so small, how could I not know? But if you want to know the content of God's War, I will not tell you."
He stared at her: "It's really interesting to see that you can slap them back without knowing anything."
Ximen Qingqing pursed her lips, "Oh, so I'm just a face-slapping machine with no emotions."
Naia tapped the tip of her nose with her fan.
Several people on the side were secretly watching here, and naturally saw this scene.
Hua Rong was not good at raising his eyebrows, Wu Song grabbed his arm and motioned him to "be patient".
Wu Yong also just smiled and said nothing.
Dai Zong seemed to want to ask him something, but he just raised a finger to his lips and shook his head slightly.
He had already seen that this "Yan Poxi" who was following Ximen Qing was some kind of monster in human skin, so it was better not to provoke her.
I am afraid that many people have realized it.
Although Dai Zong was puzzled, his years of friendship still made him shut up obediently.
……
Several people entered the tavern, and those with long weapons leaned against the wall by the door.
This was just an illusion, and they all secretly raised their vigilance.
After waiting for a while, no one was entertained.
Song Qing patted the table and spoke first: "Someone is here! Someone is here!"
After a while, a big man turned out. This big man was full of muscles, with a messy beard and wide-eyed eyes.
Holding a fan in his hand, Ximen Qingqing silently looked at the big man.
From his eyebrows to his neckline, from his arms to the calluses on his fingers.
"Tsk."
Ximen Qingqing flicked his tongue.
If she guessed correctly, this big man is a Lianjiazi, and a Lianjiazi with human life in his hands.
The man glared at the crowd and said: "Whatever you want, just say it."
He took another look at Ximen Qingqing, who was dressed most luxuriously in the crowd.
Song Qing laughed and said, "Shopkeeper, we want some meat and white wine."
Man: "The meat is cooked beef, do you want it?"
Song Qing glanced at Ximen Qingqing.
Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "Of course, please bring it up quickly. Hey, is there only one person serving in your shop? Can you come over?"
The man glanced at Ximen Qingqing, "Of course it is possible."
Ximen Qingqing put his finger on his chin, "I'm curious, why is your hotel built next to a cliff? Is it to throw down something that can't be handled?"
The man's forehead protruded, he squeezed his fingers tightly, but said: "The official is joking."
Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Don't blame the store, I was just joking with you."
Wu Yong said with an excuse: "Oh, it's only our fault that we have traveled all the way, and heard many stories about shopkeepers secretly pouring sweat medicine, which frightened us officials."
The man laughed, "You guys are overthinking too much, how can there be sweat medicine in the good wine and meat here?"
As he said that, he walked to the back kitchen, and within a short time he picked up a bucket of wine, and brought over a few plates of cooked beef with the other hand.
Except for Ximen Qingqing and the others who went to scoop up the wine on purpose, they even got into an argument and almost overturned the wine barrel.
The man frowned, staring at the wine barrel.
Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "What is the store owner worried about?"
The man glanced at her, "You almost kicked over the wine barrel, if the baijiu is overturned on the ground, you will be blamed."
Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "It's nothing to worry about. I don't have much else, but I have a lot of money."
The man stared at her and said with a smile, "Why don't the officials go drink?"
Ximen Qingqing twisted the closed fan into a flower, "This wine is nothing to drink."
The man curled his lips, "Officials are expensive, so naturally they can't drink the wine from our Shancunyedian, it's just..."
He saw that everyone seemed to have drank the wine, and then stared in a daze, and some people even drool glisteningly on their lips.
He knew it was working.
Ximen Qingqing asked him, "Just what?"
The man laughed, "It's just that you will never have the chance to taste wine again, haha!"
He laughed loudly, and stretched out his hand suddenly, intending to hold Ximen Qingqing first.
Ximen Qingqing wanted to trick his accomplice into coming out, so he pretended to struggle and ran outside.
The man then chased him outside.
Ximen Qingqing ran around the tavern to the side of the cliff, and found a stall built with thatched sheds on the edge.
There were bloodstains all over the stall, and there were all kinds of sharp knives on it.
She was forced into the shed and watched the bloodstains inside stretch all the way to the edge of the cliff.
She really hit it off!
This cliff is used to dispose of corpses that are not easy to handle.
Moreover, the corpses probably belonged to passers-by, right?
Realizing this truth, Ximen Qingqing not only did not feel the slightest joy, but only felt pain in his temples, and a string seemed to be stretched at the back of his head.
She has a nasty headache!
What do these people, these people think of human life? !
Even animals can't do this kind of thing!
Ximen Qingqing turned around suddenly, and stared coldly at the chasing man across the bloody stall.
The man sneered, "You run fast, then run again, I'll see where you can go."
Ximen Qingqing said coldly, "Where is this place?"
Man: "Where? I tell you, this is where you died!"
"If you are sensible, just be honest. When I let the blood out with the knife, it can make your death easier."
Ximen Qingqing frowned, "So... this is the place where you drug the people who are on the way, and then kill them?"
The man laughed loudly, "You're smart, this is my human meat workshop, why? Are you going to find them? Don't worry, wait until I kill you, then chop up your fine meat, and the rest Throw them into the water and throw them under the cliff, you go and be their companion!"
Ximen Qingqing felt tight in his chest and couldn't help but secretly vomit.
How many people did they kill here, and how many corpses were thrown down the cliff!
Extremely brutal!
Inhuman!
"You are extremely hateful!" Ximen Qingqing glared at the man.
"If you have the ability to go and sue me," the man said arrogantly, "it's a pity you can't, because I am Lao Tzu Yama!"
Ximen Qingqing: "There are still laws in this world!"
The man sneered, "Oh, which judge are you going to find? The judge also listens to Lao Tzu Yama! I am not only Lao Tzu Yama, but also a judge in the world."
As he spoke, he rushed towards Ximen Qingqing.
Ximen Qingqing faltered and ran from the other side of the stall to the front of the hotel.
There is no one in front or behind here, it is really a place where "every day should not be called, and the earth is not working", so the man is naturally not afraid of her running around.
He was still following her slowly like a cat catching a mouse.
At this time, three more people came up from the bottom of the mountain.
Seeing this big man chasing after a beautiful little official, the leader couldn't help but think a little bit more, and reprimanded him, "What are you doing! Why don't you take sweat medicine!"
Ximen Qingqing stopped abruptly and stood between the two groups of people.
The big man who had been chasing after Ximen Qingqing said: "How do you know I didn't take the medicine? I took it, and all the accomplices except him fell in the room. I was just playing with him."
"Brother, have you sent Song Yasi away yet?"
Ximen Qingqing's eyelashes twitched.
The leading brother didn't want to say anything in front of Ximen Qingqing, he waved his hand, and said to the two people beside him: "You also help, tie him up together, he is dressed so well, he must be a fat sheep!"
Ximen Qingqing took a few steps aside and stared at the four of them calmly, "Who are you? Even if you want me to die, let me be a fool. Otherwise, if I go to hell, who will I ask to settle the score."
The man laughed, "Didn't I want you to find me, the King of Hades? I'm urging Judge Li Li!"
Ximen Qingqing looked at the other two.
The leading burly man: "What nonsense, just tie him up."
He just took a step forward when he suddenly heard a sound of breaking through the air. Before he could react, his knees hurt and he couldn't stand anymore. He immediately knelt down in front of Ximen Qingqing.
It turned out that both of his knees were pierced by sharp arrows.
Ximen Qingqing sneered: "Oh, why do you have to do such a big gift?"
"Who is it!" The other two and Li Li shouted back.
They saw a group of people running out of the tavern, and the first one had already bent his bow and shot an arrow.
Another few arrows struck.
The three of them covered their heads to hide.
But the trajectory of the arrow was also strange, it didn't go to the fatal parts of their faces, but inserted into their buttocks one after another with a "puchi".
The three of them suddenly cried out in pain, and they were about to fight desperately with the people behind.
These three people were beaten up by Wu Song, Hua Rong, Wu Yong, Dai Zong and Song Qing, not to mention the arrows stuck in their buttocks, they were almost suffocated to death.
The man in the lead broke the two arrows that had shot through his legs with a single stroke of blood, and was going to hold Ximen Qingqing hostage.
Before he could get close, he found tentacles sprouting from the ground, binding his ankles.
He, he can't move at all!
what!
what 's wrong!
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-03-2723:59:49~2020-03-2823:53:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: He Yan 1;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Did you grow up eating cute 20 bottles; Yoyo 10 bottles; Heyan 6 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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