[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

Ximen Qingqing originally wanted to chat with the man who taught him how to shoot, but when he turned around, he happened to catch a glimpse of Wu Yong who was crowded in the crowd. She was afraid that she would not be able to find him later, so she hurriedly chased after him.

She huddled in the crowd and approached him little by little. Just when she was about to stop him, Wu Yong suddenly turned around and reached out to grab the hand she extended.

Wu Yong's gaze softened immediately when he touched her, and there was a warm smile on the brows and corners of his eyes.

He clasped her hand, pulled her hard, and pulled her in front of him.

Ximen Qingqing puffed up his cheeks and exhaled, "I finally found you. There are too many people here, and it's easy to get lost."

Wu Yong smiled softly, "Yes, the officials want to hold my hand."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

I suspect you're trying to do something while you're at it.

Ximen Qingqing shook his hand and shook it away, "No need, it's so strange for two men to hold hands."

She was talking when someone squeezed her back suddenly.

Ximen Qingqing was originally thin and light, so when pushed like this, he fell forward uncontrollably.

He slammed into Wu Yong's arms.

Wu Yong's heart thumped heavily, feeling as if he had been pushed to his heart by the deer's antler.

He hugged her tightly, and the clear and faint fragrance seemed to be squeezed out of her body.

He clenched his fists and almost exhausted all his strength to not let himself be rude.

only……

Wu Yong hurriedly supported Ximen Qingqing, keeping her a little further away from him.

Ximen Qingqing stared at him searchingly.

Wu Yong was afraid that the officials with sharp eyes would see something, so he turned sideways and said, "Here we are, here we are."

He was about to take a step, when he remembered something, he stretched his hand back, took his hand, and walked towards the opposite side.

Wu Yong lowered his head, his earlobes flushed red.

But this feels a bit rough, it seems a bit wide...

Wu Yong turned his head in doubt, and saw a big man staring at him unhappily.

He lowered his head and realized that he was holding the big man's hand.

Wu Yong's face turned pale, and he hurriedly let go of his hand.

The big man spat, turned his head and left.

Wu Yong patted his heart to comfort his startled heart.

Where did Ximen Qingqing go?Shouldn't he have lost him again?

Wu Yong went to look for it in a panic, but saw Ximen Qingqing in the crowd, covering his mouth with a fan, smiling at him.

What, it turned out that he had noticed it before, and deliberately teased him.

Wu Yong stood in front of the inn, looking depressed and helpless at Ximen Qingqing.

His gaze passed through the endless stream of people and the colorful ropes floating wantonly, and was firmly locked on her body.

Seeing that Ximen Qingqing didn't move, Wu Yong had to squeeze through the crowd again and come to her.

"Officer, did you do it on purpose?" He lowered his head and asked her.

Ximen Qingqing smiled at Yanyan, "Where is it, I just didn't have time to say it."

Wu Yong let out a sigh of relief.

What else can I do?He was not willing to say a harsh word to her at all, and he deserved to be in the hands of petty officials at this point.

He took Ximen Qingqing's hand again, "Let's go."

Ximen Qingqing followed him to the inn.

Wu Yong said as he walked: "I was sorry for you, officer, how can you not be angry with me, officer, and stop teasing me?"

Ximen Qingqing reflected on himself, and hurriedly said: "Sorry, I didn't mean to tease you, I won't..."

"No!"

Wu Yong interrupted Ximen Qingqing's unspoken words.

He looked back at Ximen Qingqing with complicated eyes.

He smiled and said: "If I haven't said what I said before, what happened to the officials before will happen in the future."

He was afraid that after he refused to tease him, he would really have nothing to say to him.

Wu Yong smiled bitterly.

While taking Ximen Qingqing upstairs, he told him something about Dai Zong.

……

The two came to the door of Dai Zong's room.

Wu Yong knocked on the door and opened it directly.

Ximen Qingqing looked up and saw a handsome man sitting straddling the window sill. He had a slender waist and long legs. He stepped on the window sill with one foot while the other hung down naturally. The foot on the window sill was still standing. Beat the beat.

Humming a ditty, he threw a bean up with one hand, raised his head to catch it, took a sip from the flagon with the other hand, and rubbed his mouth casually with the back of his hand.

Wu Yong coughed lightly.

Dai Zong, who was sitting by the window, turned his head and said with a smile: "Come here, do you still have to warn me?"

When he saw Ximen Qingqing behind Wu Yong, he was slightly taken aback, and cast a playful glance at Wu Yong.

Wu Yong bowed his head and remained silent.

Ximen Qingqing looked at Dai Zong's appearance calmly, and saw that his eyes were slightly swollen, and his lying silkworms were a little thick, as if he had not slept well for some days. A green flower.

Wu Yong shouted in a low voice: "Hurry up and pay your respects to Master Ximen."

Dai Zong stood up immediately, but he was holding a handful of beans in one hand and the flagon in the other, so it was inconvenient to salute.

He hurriedly dumped everything on the table, bowed his head and apologized to Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing didn't rush to wake him up, but just looked at him like this.

Dai Zong gradually became a little annoyed, thinking that he was honored as "principal" and everyone respected him carefully, why was he ever treated with such contempt?

Wu Yong felt Dai Zong's displeasure, let alone Ximen Qingqing.

She pinched her fan and said with a smile: "Dai Zong, Dean Dai, I have known you for a long time."

Dai Zong looked up at him, "Don't dare, how can I bother the jade-faced judge, Lord Ximen, to remember such a humble name."

Ximen Qingqing looked at him with a smile.

He was getting annoyed.

Ximen Qingqing withdrew his smiling face and shouted sharply: "Dai Zong, do you know what crime you deserve!"

Dai Zong was startled, he was about to push back when he saw Wu Yong winking at him.

Dai Zong woke up suddenly as if he had been dunked into a basin of cold water.

He thought about the deeds of the famous Master Ximen, his throat moved slightly, and he swallowed carefully.

Dai Zong confessed, bowed his head and said: "Young pleaded guilty, but the young one received a letter from the adults but was delayed because of something, so this is a bit late."

Ximen Qingqing: "Are you really delayed by something, or are you not paying attention to the government's business at all?"

Dai Zong was careful, "Look at what your lord said, I don't take anyone's words to heart, it's impossible not to take what your lord said."

He squinted at Wu Yong.

Wu Yong directly covered his forehead with his hands, making an appearance that could not be saved.

Dai Zong was surprised.

Where did he say something wrong?Phew, this guy Ximen is really hard to please.

He looked at Ximen Qingqing again, only to see Ximen Qingqing staring at him with a half-smile.

"A child cannot be taught."

Ximen Qingqing pointed to Dai Zonggang to say something, but Wu Yong grabbed his sleeve.

"My lord, my lord, Dai Zong just can't think about it for a while, so I'll tell him now."

The two looked at each other, and the plan was decided.

Ximen Qingqing nodded.

She turned to Dai Zong and said, "You probably have heard of my reputation. I already have the evidence of your crime in my hands. I advise you to confess earlier and strive for leniency."

"Ah?" Dai Zong became even more flustered and confused.

He just came late, and he gave an assist to his friend by the way, why did he commit a crime all of a sudden?

"My lord..." Dai Zong wanted to explain clearly, but Ximen Qingqing turned around and left.

When Ximen Qingqing left the door, Dai Zong looked at Wu Yong for help.

"You're telling me, what's wrong with me was found out by this jade-faced judge. If he finds out, what good is there for me?"

Because Dai Zong was a person who knew some Taoism, he naturally believed in these gods, gods and ghosts. Everyone said that the jade-faced judge Ximen Qing was able to bring the ghosts of dead people to judge the case. Respect and fear.

Wu Yong said with a smile: "You shouldn't think so, in fact, officials are not so unkind."

Dai Zong sighed and shook his head.

Wu Yong: "I don't know where the officials found out about you. I guess you are here just to arrest you. After all, the officials always have foresight."

Dai Zong: "I believe everything you say, alas, I hate myself now for falling into the trap."

Wu Yong also sighed with him and patted his shoulder.

Dai Zong: "No, I have to leave. If I don't leave now, there will be no chance in the future."

Wu Yong grabbed his hand, "Don't hurt yourself!"

Dai Zong anxiously sweated on his forehead, "Scholar, what do you think I should do!"

Wu Yong thought about it for a while, and suddenly let out a "hey", as if he had some good idea.

Dai Zong stared at him intently, his expression full of hope, "How is it? What good idea do you have?"

Wu Yong glanced at him, showing a embarrassed look, "How about...let's forget it."

What he did like this whetted Dai Zong's appetite.

"Pedant, you just talk about it. No matter what the result is, I don't blame you. I really have nothing to do right now."

Wu Yong saw his panicked look, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and when Dai Zong saw it, he quickly pursed it, showing the same expression of bitterness and hatred as him.

"My suggestion is... instead of asking Mr. Ximen to point out one by one, it is better for you to confess yourself."

Dai Zong shook his hand violently, "You are hurting me."

Wu Yong smiled bitterly, "This idea sounds like it's harming you, but it's actually saving you. Alas, if I had known it earlier, I wouldn't have said it."

He advances and retreats with great measure.

Dai Zong thought for a while, and then asked, "Why do you want me to confess?"

Wu Yongdao: "The things you committed were the filial piety of some prisoners, and other trivial matters. If you want to correct your mistakes, the adults will not make it difficult for you."

"Maybe I can bring you by my side. Isn't this more promising than being a dean? You know, Sir Ximen is a celebrity in front of the emperor, and he can speak in front of the adults who hold power in the court. Unlimited."

"He takes great care of those prisoners who can correct their mistakes and take the initiative to accept punishment. Look at the few around her, which ones have not made mistakes? Wu Song involved in dangerous murders, Song Qing shielded the murderer, and me..."

Wu Yong smiled wryly, "...I intend to rob the birthday card, even if this is the case, the officials can still put us by their side, let us help him handle the case, and at the same time make atonement. Brother Dai has Tao skills, if he pleads guilty, he will be convicted." can be reused."

Dai Zong looked at him, "Is it true? How is this Lord Ximen's temper? What are his hobbies?"

Wu Yong smiled slightly, "What do you think?"

Dai Zong rubbed his chin, "He is really good-looking, no wonder you would violate ethics for him, but I think that Master Ximen turned his face so quickly, he is not a good friend."

Wu Yong breathed a sigh of relief, "Since you don't think he wants to be with him, then you should do business with him and don't get too close."

"Hey, pedant, aren't you suspicious of me?"

Dai Zong raised his hand and swore: "I, Dai Zong, love a woman. I will never fall in love with Ximen Qing, and I will never steal the person you like. If I violate this oath, I will not be able to sleep at night. Troubled, want to sleep well and think crazy, can make such a heavy oath, now you should be relieved, right?"

He raised his eyebrows at Wu Yong amusedly, "Look at your worried look, do you think Ximen Qing is a sweet potato that everyone is rushing to get?"

It's not like that... It's just because the east building is too charming.

Wu Yong smiled wryly, "Although Master Ximen is strict with the criminals and ruthless in his handling of the case, he is very good at ordinary times. If he wants to please and considerate someone, he can really get into the heart of a person's heart."

He looked at Dai Zong, "You confess."

Dai Zong thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement, "OK, anyway, they have all been caught by Judge Yumian, how many prisoners and adults have not escaped from his hands, can I still be an exception? I just said it. "

Wu Yong patted him on the back, "Oh, it's really hard for you."

He turned and opened the door to call Ximen Qingqing.

As soon as he opened the door, Ximen Qingqing saw him smiling, and mouthed to her, "It's done."

Ximen Qingqing asked Dai Zong again, and Dai Zong immediately honestly explained some of the things he had done, even more than what Wu Yong said.

Ximen Qingqing glanced at Wu Yong in surprise.

Tsk tsk, smart multi-star, well-deserved reputation.

The author has something to say: In "Water Margin", it is said that Wu Yong "dare to deceive Zhuge Liang with strategy, but Chen Ping is no match for talent". A hang, but not to that point.

Many characters in my article are basically different from those of the Water Margin. I magnify a certain point in their description of poetry or poetic personality, and blur out others.

Dai Zong's description in the article is "a broad face with square lips and protruding eyes, a slender and handsome talent, green flowers blooming beside the soapy scarf". After all, I need a beautiful man to motivate me to write a doujin. Even if it is not a beautiful man, it must be a cool guy with unique characteristics.As for the eyes, on this basis, he was given an insomnia point, so that he could set up FLAG. "Slender and delicate talent, with green flowers blooming beside the soap scarf" naturally became the focus of my description~