[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

On New Year's Eve, the whole city is filled with the atmosphere of the New Year.

The bright moonlight fell on the unswept snow in the courtyard, and the air was filled with the smell of food and firecrackers.

Ximen Qingqing's face was flushed, and Wu Song and Hua Rong supported him to walk into the house.

Her feet were weak, so the two supported her and almost lifted her up.

Ximen Qingqing's feet were kicking wildly underneath, but they didn't hit the ground after pedaling for a long time.

"Let go, let me go!"

Hua Rong said nicely, "Brother, you're drunk."

"Nonsense! Just a glass of pepper wine, how could I get drunk?"

"Put me down quickly, yes, I still have something to tell Wu Yong."

"Wu Yong! Where's Wu Yong?"

Ximen Qingqing yelled loudly, looking for Wu Yong everywhere.

"Wu Yong...it's really useless, he's not there when he needs it!"

Wu Yong, who was standing behind her, helplessly supported her head from behind, "Officer, I'm here, do you have anything to ask?"

"Nature is the important thing."

She desperately turned her head to look at her, her cheeks flushed.

Wu Yong smiled, "Okay, important thing."

Ximen Qingqing kicked Wu Song and Hua Rong's long legs with his short legs, "Get out of the way, you all get out of the way, I want to speak to Wu Yong alone!"

Wu Song and Hua Rong looked at Wu Yong at the same time, with unkind expressions.

Wu Yong smiled slightly and said in a low voice, "Okay."

He looked at the two of them, "So, can you give us a place?"

Wu Song stared at him closely, but Wu Yong's smile remained unchanged.

Wu Song bowed his head and said to Ximen Qingqing: "We are nearby, if you encounter anything, please call."

Hua Rong patted Ximen Qingqing's back, "That's right, some people know people and faces but don't know their hearts."

Ximen Qingqing turned around, raised his legs, and straddled the railing under the corridor.

She sat but couldn't sit properly, and swayed from side to side.

Everyone was startled, and they all raised their hands to help her, even Song Qing, who couldn't squeeze into the inner layer, stretched out his hand outside the railing.

Who knew, Ximen Qingqing wobbled and sat down again.

She looked at the crowd with their hands raised, and suddenly smiled brightly.

"Ha, I knew you all came to my handshake meeting as a beautiful girl detective."

She slapped their palms one by one with a smile, "Remember to continue to support me."

Her palms are soft and small, and they look very cute when they hit them together, just like the paws of a civet cat.

This palm not only slapped their palms, but also slapped their hearts.

Hua Rong lowered his head and looked at the palm that Ximen Qingqing had patted, his palm was numb.

Hua Rong muttered, "How can you rest assured?"

Wu Song nodded silently.

After a while, the two of them glanced at each other, and turned their heads away in disgust.

"I do not care!"

Ximen Qingqing slapped the railing vigorously, "Listen to me, listen to me!"

Huarong: "I think..."

Ximen Qingqing pursed his lips and pretended to cry, and slapped the railing even harder, making a "slap" sound on the railing.

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think!"

Her whole face was slightly red because of the smell of alcohol, her lips were pursed again, her brows were frowned, and her whole face was wrinkled.

But she like this...is even cuter!

Huarong only felt that the numbness that existed only in the palm of his hand kept rising along his arms, and finally wrapped around his heart.

Well, well, he surrendered.

Hua Rong lowered his eyes and smiled, raised his hand, and gently scratched her cheek with the pulp of his index finger, and said in a very gentle voice, "Okay, I'll follow your orders, I'll go now."

He looked at Wu Song.

Wu Song sighed, put his hands on her head, and stroked her hair.

"Big, bold!" Ximen Qingqing wanted to pat the railing again, but Wu Yong grabbed his arm.

He stared at her red and swollen arm, and said helplessly, "You should feel sorry for yourself. If you keep patting, your hand will swell into a pig's trotter."

Hua Rong: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Wu Song: "Don't insult officials!"

Wu Yong looked at the two of them, suddenly smiled, lowered his head, and "chirped" on her red palm, leaving a loud kiss.

Huarong: "You!"

Wu Song: "Presumptuous!"

The two directly raised their hands at Wu Yong.

Wu Yong easily jumped and hid behind Ximen Qingqing.

Afraid of accidentally hurting Ximen Qingqing, the two had to stop, but they stared at Wu Yong with displeasure on their faces.

Wu Yong smiled and said: "I just want to prove that if I really want to do something, it's useless for you to look at it. Don't worry, I will only talk to him and won't do anything more."

Song Qingyou said quietly: "Looking at your actions just now, it doesn't look like you don't know how to do much."

Wu Yong lowered his head and asked Ximen Qingqing, "At least the officials believe me, right?"

Ximen Qingqing sneered, "A man can believe it, even pigs can climb trees."

All the men present: "..."

Talk like you're not a man!

Several people argued for a while, and under the strong request of Ximen Qingqing, Wu Song, Hua Rong, Song Qing and others finally gave up their space.

Ximen Qingqing leaned against the pillar, stepped on the railing with one foot, and kicked the ground with the other, and said in a daze, "Say it, Ah-choo—"

Wu Yong hurriedly took off his cloak and put it on Ximen Qingqing's body.

Wu Yong opened his mouth and said: "To be honest, I tell you, the official..."

He sat at her feet, staring down at her exposed slender ankles, "...he has a shameful mind."

Ximen Qingqing nodded seriously, "Well, it should be, who made me so beautiful?"

Wu Yong gave a low laugh.

The serious Ximen Qing in the past was already cute and charming enough, but I didn't expect her to be even more charming when she was drunk, it was impossible not to like her.

Wu Yong lowered his voice, "Yes, you are the most beautiful, but I like you, but it starts from the head and falls into the chest."

"mind?"

Ximen Qingqing lowered his head ignorantly, pulling at the skirt of his clothes to look inside.

Wu Yong's eyelids jumped, and he immediately held down his hand.

"Officer, don't do this, are you trying to make me crazy?"

Ximen Qingqing looked at him suspiciously, "Oh, go ahead and be serious."

Wu Yong held her hand and looked at her with hot and soft eyes.

"When I first realized that the one I liked was a man, I felt panic, so I wrote to my friend for advice. Dai Zong is my best friend, and he also knows that I am sick of love for you."

He squeezed her hand and pressed it against his cheek.

Ximen Qingqing lowered his head and nodded, as if he would fall asleep in the next moment.

Wu Yong looked at her deeply, and said helplessly, "No, you don't know anything."

She woke up suddenly, "Oh, and then?"

Wu Yong: "After you sent the letter to Dai Zong, Dai Zong thought it was an opportunity, so he wanted me to come to you, so he put a horse on himself, drove all the way to Tokyo, and brought me here from Tokyo."

Ximen Qingqing: "So, he's still here?"

"Yes, because he worked so hard all the way, he found an inn and fell asleep. He also knew that he had missed the official, so he didn't dare to come to see the official. He wanted me to save him."

Ximen Qingqing still half-closed his eyes, and his voice was full of alcohol, "Oh? Then are you here to save him?"

Wu Yong smiled, "Of course not, I know what officials hate the most, so why would they commit taboos?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Then what are you talking about?"

Wu Yong lay next to her ear and whispered, "I'm here to report Dai Zong."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

For your happiness, your good brother brought you here for personal reasons, but in the end you made a report against him, good, good, be stern and impartial!

Ximen Qingqing opened his eyes.

Her eyes were shining with water, and there was a red lantern hanging above her head. The bright red light cast on the bottom of her eyes, turning into an intoxicating carmine.

Wu Yong's body was hot, and he felt as if he was drunk by the wine in her eyes.

He put his lips against her ears, and said softly: "I know where he is, I will take the officials to find him, he is not only guilty of this, but also other crimes."

Ximen Qingqing said "hmm" twice.

Wu Yong moved closer, "Do the officials want to listen?"

Only the sound of her heavy breathing remained, and she did not answer.

When Ximen Qing asked the question just now, she was still articulate, Wu Yong thought she was sober, but she didn't.

Wu Yong looked at her quietly, gently twisted the broken hair off her face, and put it into the purse he carried with him.

A gust of cold wind hit, and the red lantern above my head shook uncontrollably.

The bright light poured down like water on her face.

Ximen Qingqing frowned.

Wu turned around subconsciously, blocking the incoming wind with his back.

He has lost a lot of clothes recently, and after putting on new clothes, there are still a lot of gaps. When the cold wind blows, his clothes will bulge up.

Even so, he still stood in front of her, his eyes greedy and unwilling to move away from her for a moment.

He smiled wryly: "I know in your heart, I must be a person who has not used my intelligence and wisdom in a serious place. In your eyes, I am already so bad that I can't be worse."

"Then what if I'm a despicable villain who betrayed my best friend again? After all, if something happens in the future, Dai Zong's ability can save the life of the officials. If he can be taken down, it will definitely help the officials."

"I just hope that useless people like me can be useful to officials."

Wu Yong touched her temples and couldn't help but smile.

He wanted to carry her back to the room, and tried to hug her first, but found that Ximen Qingqing's was very light.

He had never seen such a light man.

man……

He lowered his head and looked at Ximen Qingqing carefully, and saw that she didn't have ears and eyes on her ears, and saw that her chest was flat. Finally, he looked at her neck, which was extremely smooth.

However, judging men and women just by their Adam's apple is not right, he heard that there are men whose Adam's apple is not prominent.

Wu Yong laughed at himself, "Wu Yong, Wu Yong, what are you expecting, such doubts... It's an insult to my own heart and to the officials."

He shook his head, snuffing out the slightest hint of doubt that had arisen.

……

The next day, Ximen Qingqing was in high spirits, but Huarong and the others were all depressed.

Ximen Qingqing asked curiously, "What did you guys do last night? Are you thieves?"

Wu twitched with the corner of his mouth.

Can it be said that everyone was wary of each other's bad deeds and spent a night at the gate of Ximen Qingqing?

It's a rare New Year's Eve experience.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Let's not talk about that, the New Year is going to have a good start, come, come, stand in line, I'm going to give you red envelopes."

The men were startled, they stood up according to what she said, and even secretly made troubles in order to grab the first position.

In the end, Wu Song broke through the encirclement with his brute strength and stood in the first place.

Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "Since you are looking forward to it so much, I promise that as long as you are still with me during the Chinese New Year, I will give you a big red envelope."

What they want is a red envelope!Obviously...

Ximen Qingqing took out a stack of red envelopes wrapped in red paper from his arms, and handed them to several people respectively.

Perhaps she has been in her bosom for a long time, and her temperature and fragrance are still on it.

The red envelope was pinched in the hand, and the temperature on it seemed to be sucking their fingers, which made people reluctant to let go.

They opened the red envelope and took a look, and found that it contained a piece of Jiaozi with a lot of face value.

"This... this is too expensive!" Song Qing blushed with excitement when he saw so much money.

Ximen Qingqing waved his hand, and said coolly: "I have money, it's okay, you take it, I want to encourage you too."

Her smile is warm, like the sunshine in winter, "It's true that you can get money quickly by doing bad things, but doing good things and walking in the light may not be without rewards, and sometimes the rewards are even greater."

"But this is too expensive for the officials." Wu Song couldn't bear it.

Ximen Qingqing raised his eyebrows and smiled, "If all the family wealth can be used to make everyone in the world better and no one will do bad things, then I am willing."

The few of them stared at her fixedly, unable to speak for a moment.

She was like fresh snow in a garden, on which the sun glistened.

Ximen Qingqing: "Okay, after the red envelopes are distributed, it's time to get down to business."

She grabbed Wu Yong, "Take me to see Dai Zong."

Wu Yong was nervous for a while, "You...how do you remember everything?"

The author has something to say: Qingqing is super cute!

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