[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

Ximen Qingqing waved his hands again and again, "What time is it now, stop licking, cough, go and see how the two of you are doing."

"Yes." Zheng Tianshou hurriedly stood up.

He looked around and fell into hesitation.

"Uh……"

It seems that I don't know which is more serious?

Zheng Tianshou cupped his hands towards Yanshun, "Brother, please bear with me, I'll go and see Wang Ying."

He came to Wang Ying's side and wanted to help him up.

Wang Ying's face was pale, "No...don't..."

"Ah?" Zheng Tianshou didn't hear clearly, and directly helped him up.

"Ah!" Wang Ying screamed even worse, "It's broken, it's broken, it's completely broken, it's over..."

Zheng Tianshou was taken aback, "What happened?"

Wang Ying's face was ashen, and she said miserably: "Just... just now, there was still some connection, as soon as you helped me up, the knife cut it completely..."

His voice trembled.

Zheng Tianshou panicked, "Let me see, first pull out the knife for you."

He reached out to draw the knife, but forgot to keep supporting Wang Ying's side.

With a bang, Wang Ying hit the back of her head on the ground.

His eyes widened, blood flowed down his hips, and he was speechless.

Miserable, really miserable!

Zheng Tianshou pulled his trousers and peeked in secretly, showing an expression of not being able to bear to look directly at him.

He drew his knife.

Like a fish waiting to be slaughtered, Wang Ying bounced on reflex.

Zheng Tianshou: "Tsk tsk, it's really scary."

He turned to Ximen Qingqing, "Master Goddess, I'll find a doctor, I can't let him become a eunuch and bleed to death."

Ximen Qingqing nodded, "Yes, yes."

Since this criminal has been executed by heaven, he should be allowed to live well and experience the life after physical castration.

After Zheng Tianshou got Ximen Qingqing's permission, he hurried to find the doctor.

Holding the bloody knife, he walked towards the corner, when suddenly the soles of his feet slipped, he stumbled on the ground, and slammed his head into the wall.

He hit the wall with his whole body, and his arm was squeezed down by the wall. Coincidentally, he was holding a knife horizontally in his hand, with the blade facing himself.

"what--"

The screams sounded again.

Huarong and Ximen Qingqing both showed expressions that couldn't bear to look directly at them.

Damn, is this also a sequela of the failure of first aid?Or is it his fault?

Ximen Qingqing leaned forward, and saw that the sharp knife had pierced into the horizontal line under his abdomen, and he was so painful that he couldn't speak.

Yanshun, Firstblood.

Wang Ying, Doublekill.

Zheng Tianshou, Triplekill.

The enemy is completely wiped out, and the balls are all cleared.

perfect.

Hua Rong tightened his legs, and looked at Ximen Qingqing with respect and fear.

Ximen Qingqing didn't speak for a long time.

She looked at the three people lying on the ground, and said tentatively, "Or else, I'll try to save them again?"

Huarong froze, and desperately stopped Ximen Qingqing, "Brother, forget it."

"Give them a way out."

[Yes, please save your eggs. 】

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

What the hell is going on with your dice system again!

【Congratulations on your new title: Egg Demolition Expert.The title is equipped. 】

Ximen Qingqing wanted to give this dice system a hammer, it won't do anything, mocking people No.1.

Ximen Qingqing said to Hua Rong: "Then carry the three of them down the mountain and find someone to treat them."

Hua Rong: "But, aren't we going to sneak away?"

Ximen Qingqing waved his hand, "What are you sneaking around for? If you want to leave, do so in an open and aboveboard manner."

She looked at Yan Shun who was the only one who didn't have a bloody crotch, "Please take me to the place where you guys gather."

Yan Shun was in pain, but after hearing Ximen Qingqing's order, he immediately cheered up.

"Okay, I'll take you there."

He stood up with difficulty, spread his feet, and led Ximen Qingqing to the open space in the center of the village.

Hua Rong didn't understand what the officials were doing, so he hurried to follow.

He glanced admiringly at Yan Shun, who was weak and determined.

……

Because Zheng Tianshou and Wang Ying had notified them before, the open space was already full of people.

Seeing their king walking in with a strange pace, the young people standing below couldn't help but take a second look. Naturally, they also saw the woman and Huarong who followed behind and covered their faces with fans.

The people in the open space suddenly started chatting and discussing.

Yanshun stood in front and said to everyone: "Our village welcomes the Goddess, you must respect her, love her, and obey her orders!"

Everyone in the open space was stunned for a while, and they looked at Ximen Qingqing in unison, and the discussion became louder.

"Is the king crazy? Let us listen to a woman?"

"No matter how much the king likes it, can't he be like this?"

"Could it be that this little lady is particularly good at bedtime?"

The bandits grinned and stared at Ximen Qingqing with colored eyes.

Hua Rong clenched his fists tightly, veins stretched out on the corners of his forehead.

Ximen Qingqing remained calm.

Hua Rong looked at Ximen Qingqing who was so calm, and couldn't help feeling distressed.

To make him so calm and composed, he must have received a lot of such scrutiny before. My younger brother is born short and looks like a good-looking girl.

Hua Rong moved his body to cover Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing glanced at him and smiled faintly.

"What a joke! Don't you laugh!" Yan Shun was furious, he waved his fists and cursed, "Whoever dares to disobey what my lord said, and whoever disobeys will... castrate them all!"

He thought of the tragic situation of the two younger brothers, and he came up with such a threat.

Too fucking cruel, right?

The crowd immediately returned to silence.

Yanshun nodded, and pointed to a few more people, you go and bring the other two foreign kings over.

When those people carried Wang Ying and Zheng Tianshou out, all the bandits would go crazy with fright.

God, the king didn't just talk about it, he really castrated the other two kings!

Everyone felt a chill, and they looked at Yanshun with respect and fear.

Nonsense, such a ruthless person, which man is not afraid? !

Yanshun looked at Ximen Qingqing again.

Ximen Qingqing put down his fan and walked in front of everyone.

Even after being threatened by Yanshun, some people still feel uncomfortable about obeying a woman.

Ximen Qingqing said: "Everyone, please pack up your belongings and line up. We need a torch to burn down the village and go down the mountain."

"Are you fucking crazy?"

"What crazy things are you talking about, bitch!"

The people below started to quarrel again, some disagreed, some called her a witch, and some said that if they wanted to move to another hill, they would quit.

"Shut up!" Yan Shun yelled in a bad tone, unable to scare off the group of "brothers" who were determined to divide the family property.

Ximen Qingqing looked at the people with ulterior motives below, and asked Yanshun: "Is everyone in the village here?"

Yanshun nodded, "A lot."

"good very good."

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "You don't have to drink a toast."

She pressed "Charm" to lock all the groups within her vision.

[Use the charm skill, please roll the dice. 】

【The dice is being thrown...】

[Congratulations, you rolled a 5, another great success in charm, now they are all your dogs, Your Majesty, wave your little leather whip, teach them to be human, snap! 】

Ximen Qingqing was startled.

She thought that the probability of her failure was low, so she wanted to try it first. Who would have thought that this dice was like riding a roller coaster, flying up and down crazily.

But what about the crowd charm success?

Ximen Qingqing looked at the crowd in front of him.

Those people stared at her blankly, and then suddenly burst into shouts——

"My Lady Goddess!"

The dense crowd knelt down, put their foreheads on the ground, and paid their respects to her.

Ximen Qingqing tilted his head in doubt, and asked tentatively, "Come down the mountain with me?"

"Yes, Lady Goddess!"

"Burn all your villages?"

"Okay, my lord goddess!"

"Tie your hands again, and surrender to the official with me?"

"No problem, my lord goddess!"

Everyone's answers were uniform, and everyone's eyes were eager and loyal.

Ximen Qingqing couldn't help feeling in his heart: This is the life of a human being!This is how skills should be used!

"Okay, then you should clean up your money, release all the women you robbed, and burn down the village."

Everyone shouted "burned" "burned" "burned".

Huarong: "..."

I'm afraid I'm still dreaming.

……

At the foot of Qingfeng Mountain, Qin Ming and Qin Tongzhi gathered at the foot of the mountain with a group of soldiers and horses. After studying the surrounding terrain carefully, he decided to go directly up the mountain to capture the cottage.

His personal guard murmured, "That Ximen Qing who made a bet with you didn't know where he went, maybe he was scared, so he slipped away early?"

Qin Ming didn't say anything.

Personal guard: "Let me tell you, a petty official like him who doesn't know the sufferings of the world should not participate in these wars. What can he know? With small arms and legs, can he carry a gun? Or can he hold a knife? How dare you talk nonsense and want to capture the three kings of Qingfeng Mountain, I’m not afraid that Feng Da will flash his tongue! Ouch, I laughed so hard that my stomach would burst.”

The personal guard clutched his stomach and laughed so hard.

He laughed for a while, and found that Qin Ming didn't speak.

The personal guard looked over and saw Qin Ming staring at him quietly.

"control?"

Qin Ming thought about it: "You said... Ximen Qing, he has no way to catch these three bandit leaders?"

The personal guard sneered, "Of course it's impossible, if he can do it, I'll go all the way back to the city from Qingfeng Mountain."

Qin Ming was irritable and puzzled, "Since he can't do it, why would he make this bet with me?"

Qin Wei: "Maybe he can't save face, maybe he wants to show off his score from Tokyo!"

Qin Ming said impatiently: "I still feel that there is something wrong. When we attack the village, you can also help me pay attention to see if there is any trace of him."

The personal guard laughed and said: "A grown-up like him is too late to run when he encounters danger, so how could he rush up..."

After being glared at by Qin Ming, he immediately said: "The little one will remember, the little one will pay attention."

After leading the army to assemble, Qin Ming led the people along the path to the mountain.

After walking for a while, he heard a strange noise in the woods.

He immediately stopped in his tracks, "What Xiaoxiao is hiding there, hurry up and get out!"

However, there was no sound in the woods, and no one came out.

Qin Ming raised his eyebrows and ordered the soldiers next to him to take a look.

Before the soldiers could wait to pass, the bushes were pushed aside, and a man stood out.

Qin Ming also had the impression that this person was Wu Song who was following Ximen Qing.

Qin Ming shouted sharply: "Why are you waiting here? Are you going to inform someone?"

Wu Song glanced at him and said nothing.

Qin Ming was impatient, and asked sharply, "If you don't tell me, you will be tied up."

Wu Song: "What are you going to do?"

Qin Ming: "You haven't cleared your suspicions, how dare you inquire about military aircraft?"

Wu Song: "Could you be going up the mountain to attack Qingfengzhai?"

Qin Ming: "So what?"

Wu Song looked nervous, "No!"

The soldier said to Qin Ming: "I think this Wu Song and that group of thieves may be in the same group, and Ximen Qing may be as well."

Wu Song: "Fart!"

Qin Ming: "Then tell me, what are you doing sneaking around here?"

Wu Song glanced at the army behind him, thought for a while, and said in a deep voice, "I'm here waiting for my officials."

"Ximen Qing?" Qin Ming was startled, showing an expression of disbelief, "He's up there?"

Wu Song: "Yes, he went to the village in disguise."

The soldiers yelled: "It's about this time, why is that little official making trouble!"

Qin Ming was also full of irritability, "Okay, I know, after the attack, I will send someone to look for him."

He looked Wu Song up and down, "You are also a man, but your eyes are not very good, and you followed such a person."

Wu Song's neck was flushed with anger, "Wait, talk nonsense, my officials are very nice!"

A group of soldiers following Qin Ming laughed.

Just as Qin Ming was about to leave, Wu Song blocked him.

Qin Ming was furious and said impatiently, "What are you going to do again?"

Wu Song: "Qin Tongzhi, can you wait a little longer, my officials should be able to..."

Qin Ming pushed Wu Song aside, "I can't! I'll take care of your officials!"

After all, he led the people to continue up the mountain.

Wu Song still went to stop him, but was held down by a group of soldiers, unable to move.

At this moment, the sound of footsteps came from above the path covered by dense weeds and trees.

Qin Ming waved his hand violently, telling the soldier to get ready to strike.

He himself also pulled out his ancestral mace and stared at Xiaolu.

The voice of "Xi Xi Suo Suo" became clearer and clearer, and it seemed that there were quite a few people.

Well, you broke in here yourself.

Qin Ming showed an impatient smile, just like a vicious tiger about to pounce on a sheep.

He raised his hand high, ready to give the order to charge as soon as the person opposite appeared.

The sound is approaching.

He saw the swaying blades of grass and the flickering of clothes between the gaps in the trees.

At this time, the first person turned a corner and appeared in front of everyone.

It's a little lady!

Qin Ming just stopped when he was about to drop his hand.

In such a short time, the little lady came out from the opposite side, and behind her were several strong men, who were carrying a wooden door panel, and there was a person lying on the door panel.

One after another, three people who were carried down appeared behind them.

What the hell happened!

Qin Ming scratched his head with his raised hands.

Behind the three handicapped people came a long line of bandits. These people were all tied up, some with hemp rope, maybe the hemp rope was used up, and some were trapped with straw rope and strips of cloth torn from their clothes. Yes, each of them is carrying a small burden, and they are going to go to jail in a group.

"Ah!" A soldier exclaimed, pointing to the top of the mountain for everyone to see.

Everyone looked up one after another, only to see thick black smoke coming out of the top of the mountain, and there were faint lights of fire.

Qin Ming asked impatiently, "What happened?"

Wu Song shook off the crowd who were holding him down before, and went straight to the little lady at the head.

He walked up to him and called out, "Young official."

Qin Ming and his soldiers were shocked.

"This, this, this is Master Ximen?" One of the soldiers shouted out his throat.

Qin Ming walked over with big strides, "What happened, why did you dress up like a ghost? What's going on with these people?"

Ximen Qingqing looked at him with a smile and waved his hand to stop the team behind him.

Those people stood in a row obediently, as if they had been bewitched, without making any noise.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "Qin Tongzhi, do you still remember our bet?"

She pointed to the three people who were being carried by the door with her round fan, "These three are the great kings in the village, Jin Maohu Qin Ming, short-legged tiger Wang Ying, and white-faced Lord Zheng Tianshou."

"And the other people behind that are the other minions in the village, and the last ones are the women and children who were walled off by them."

Qin Ming was dumbfounded.

This... Is he crazy, or is this world crazy? How did such a thin and small person do it?

The soldiers on the side didn't believe it either, "How could they be so obediently at your mercy? You shouldn't be killing the good and taking the credit, right?"

Ximen Qingqing sneered, "I burned that village, what do you say? They carry looted goods on their backs, so what do you say? Also... why don't you listen to what they have to say."

Qin Ming, who was the least injured among the three great kings, struggled to his feet, "We voluntarily turned from the dark to the bright. I want to hand over the stolen goods, accept punishment, and start a new life."

The soldier is stupid.

Are these people really crazy?

Ximen Qingqing spread out his hands, smiled and said to Qin Ming: "I would like to bet and admit defeat, my lord."

Qin Ming struggled to say something, but his soldiers secretly pulled him and asked him to see Wang Ying and Zheng Tianshou lying on the wooden board.

Qin Ming looked up and saw that the two men were bleeding from the hips, it was horrible.

Qin Ming: "..."

The soldiers who saw this scene all cast "you are really crazy" gazes at Ximen Qingqing.

Even Qin Ming, who was as brave as Qin Ming, would have committed a crime against Ximen Qingqing at this time.

Qin Ming's face turned blue, white, and red, "Okay, you're good, I'll admit defeat."

Ximen Qingqing frowned, "Okay, then let's take some people back to the government for business."

Qin Ming turned his head to look at the soldiers, and stared, "Admit the bet and admit defeat."

The soldier looked at Ximen Qingqing, covered his weakness, then looked at Qin Ming, and said with a mournful face: "Yes, the little one will go all the way back to the city."

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