Living in Yokohama

What is it like to live with Osamu Dazai as a couple?

Thank you for the invitation, I'm in Dazai's house, and I just started to fall in love.What is the experience of living with him, probably like raising a noisy three-year-old child.

Noisy and always whimsical.

After they woke up and finished washing, Osamu Dazai took advantage of the time when Shirasaki was making breakfast to remove the hammock in the room and put it on the original floor.

The hammock is not too big. After all, the weight of the room must be considered, so Dazai did not buy a wide bed.And it was obvious that he put the hammock there, that he wanted both of them to sleep on the bed in the future.

"...That bed is only big enough for one person?" Bai Qi was helpless, she persuaded, "Let's find time to deal with it later, if you want to sleep on a mattress, you can buy a new one later."

"No, no, no, no need at all." Osamu Dazai hooked his fingers, then took Shirasaki's hand and hugged him into his arms, and then lay down on the ground, Osamu Dazai rubbed his hands, "There is enough space!"

"Summer will be hot!" Shirasaki looked away uncomfortably, "Aren't you hot?"

Osamu Dazai propped up his upper body, and smiled: "It's not hot—and besides, Xiaobai will feel more comfortable this way, right?"

"Huh?... Woo...!"

Osamu Dazai pressed down again, his hand rubbed against Shirasaki's collarbone full of desire, and he restrained himself from going down again, but stretched his free hand behind, holding Shirasaki's neck.

There are only occasional breath sounds and rapid breathing in the room.

Some things are always out of control.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai," Osamu Dazai shook his head in a good mood after breakfast, "Do you want to go shopping in the afternoon?"

I also lived in Osamu Dazai's house for a long time before, but living together is still different from living together.

Bai Qi paused: "I want to buy some, the house is too empty."

Osamu Dazai's standard of living is really not high, and there are not many furniture and electrical appliances in the room. Before that, he only added a few items to ensure the basic life. Now the standard can be raised a little bit.

"Hey, really? If Xiaobai thinks so, I'd better buy a few more!" He said enthusiastically, "Buy some more canned crab meat!"

Bai Qi didn't refute this time, she thought for a while: "Isn't there a seafood market nearby? Just buy some fresh crabs and make hot pot - what kind of eyes do you have?"

Osamu Dazai seemed to have heard some magical words: "Hey, I thought Xiaobai would use canned crab meat to make ends meet!"

Shirasaki: "..."

Bai Saki: "My boyfriend's wish can still be fulfilled."

Osamu Dazai leaned closer: "Then—"

Baisaki stepped back again and again: "! Don't push yourself too far, Osamu Dazai!"

After a day, Shirasaki confirmed that Dazai Osamu's character is really, extremely, extremely bad that cannot be described in words.

Before the relationship was established, Osamu Dazai was just doing some sneaky tricks, at most it was just to take advantage of the language, but after the relationship was confirmed, it was a completely different face.

The two of them had just arrived at the detective agency for half an hour. From the president of the detective agency, Yukichi Fukuzawa, to the general staff, Haruno Kirako, everyone knew about their relationship.

In a way that Shirasaki doesn't really want to recall.

"..." Yosano Akiko silently looked at Osamu Dazai, with a delicate expression, and confirmed with Shirasaki, "It was Dazai who forced—ah, that's wrong, anyway, if that guy Dazai wants to achieve something , can’t even say it with his own mouth, so, did he play some tricks?”

Baisaki subconsciously recalled the scenes from yesterday: "..."

Not just the night before yesterday, but all day yesterday.

The ambiguous breath, the condescending look down, the warmth of the lips and teeth, the rapid heartbeat, and the occasional low moan from the throat, are like firewood in dry weather, only need a little spark to burn into one piece.

It is not a scene that can be said calmly at all.

The tips of her ears were red and hot, she touched her ears impatiently, looked away, and said calmly: "No, no."

Yu Xie Ye: "..." What happened just by looking at it like this!But it's not very good to continue asking, after all, the lonely man and the widow are in the same room, and you can know what can happen with your toes.

And at this time, Dazai Osamu came over with aggrieved, without saying anything, just looking at Shirasaki pitifully with a pair of PIKAPIKA eyes.

Shirasaki was extremely helpless: "What's wrong?"

He said confidently, "You ignored me for 5 minutes!"

"..." Bai Xiao couldn't help but fell into deep thought, Li Tao, obviously he just moved a little more when he was at home, why did this person act like this when he came to the detective agency?

Thinking about it from another angle, maybe it's because her lover, as a lover, doesn't give her enough sense of security, so Dazai would stickily declare his sovereignty?

...No, it is better to say that Osamu Dazai himself is extremely insecure and needs continuous output from others.

So Shirasaki hooked his fingers, Dazai Osamu blinked, and approached cautiously.Shirasaki grabbed hold of the collar and kissed it. A few seconds later, she stepped back slightly and looked directly at Osamu Dazai: "Are you still angry?"

Osamu Dazai seemed to be stunned, blinked, and without saying a word, Shirasaki kissed a few more times, and asked sincerely, "Aren't you angry?"

"..." Osamu Dazai said, "Yes."

Then Osamu Dazai sat back in his seat very obediently, with light pink bubbles all over his body.

Although the people in the detective agency have their own things to do, when this scene happened, except for Edogawa Ranpo, who had been expected, everyone else was stuffed with dog food.

Kunikida Doppo muttered to himself, "Does the detective agency have any regulations prohibiting office romance?"

Yosano Akiko shook her head and sighed: "No, Kunikida."

Kunikida regretted endlessly: Why not! ?How can there be no it!Why does he still eat Osamu Dazai's dog food! ?

Naomi hugged Tanizaki Junichiro stickily, and put her hand into the sweater, touching Tanizaki's face flushed red: "Ah~ we can't lose~"

Tanizaki Junichiro: "Uh, uh...!"

Kuniki Tamaki put on a face: "...I always feel that the detective agency is full of strange flavors."

Atsushi Nakajima was still a little dazed, he said in a daze, "Well, Kunikida-senpai, the two of you the day before yesterday... weren't you?"

Otherwise, the atmosphere wouldn't be so awkward when he mentioned it yesterday!And Osamu Dazai had never shown his emotions like this before, and the children downstairs didn't believe it if he said it wasn't intentional.

Kunikida shouted wildly in his heart: He also wants to know what happened!He has been in a trance since yesterday, okay!

"Oh, that's right," Dazai Osamu stood up suddenly after being obedient for less than 5 minutes, walked out calmly, and said pitifully at the door before leaving, "Xiaobai remember to wait for me to go home for dinner."

Bai Saki: "? What are you going to do?" Intuition told Bai Saki that he was going to play tricks.

Osamu Dazai was full of energy: "Go and do something very important!"

- blew up the little man's garage!

The "treasure of the port mafia" that Odasaku called, he probably knows what's going on now. The "book" can see the parallel world. It is not surprising to go to a parallel world.

"Mr. Mori would accept Xiaobai, this is also a very strange thing." Dazai Osamu murmured, "Is Xiaobai in that world actually the best solution for Hong Kong gangsters?"

However, it is meaningless to speculate about things in the other world, he only has one thing in mind.

In that world, is Xiaobai's lover actually Chuya?

Although there was only one encounter with Xiaobai in this world, but based on Dazai Osamu's speculation about people's hearts, Shirasaki must have been temporarily moved by it at that time.

Ah, I'm so angry, I have to blow up the garage to get better.

Dazai Osamu skillfully transformed the hand that came from the detective agency's arsenal.pomegranate.After that, I added a hand with Osamu Dazai's unique cheat book.pomegranate.With the power of the bomb explosion, he easily tossed the bomb in his hand that could blow people into pieces.Then, he looked at a certain building on the street.

"Ah, that slug's defense method is still the same, it hasn't improved at all." Dazai Osamu evaded the intensive monitoring, and slipped into the garage humming. "The locomotive did hide a lot, but the taste is as weird as ever."

Osamu Dazai chose a motorcycle (seemingly the most expensive) in disgust, disassembled it, and hid the grenade in it safely.

Then he moved a few things lightly, and made an open bomb.bombed the organ, and then left a crucial letter as the key to the organ.

So Zhongyuan Zhong also saw a pink letter with a red love heart in his garage after get off work.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also took the letter muttering, and carefully opened it: "What, this is—"

There is only a very simple sentence on the letter paper.

"I'm off the list, little dwarf, and I'll show you a firework."

Nakahara Chuya: "...what?"

Before he had time to digest the amount of information in this sentence, the mechanism was triggered one after another. In the heat wave, Zhongyuan Zhong also watched his car explode, and then the garage made explosion sounds one after another.

Brilliant light and loud sound filled the garage.

Zhong Yuan howled in grief and indignation: "Dazai——!"

Osamu Dazai seemed to have sensed it. He smiled sweetly towards the garage, and then walked briskly back to the detective agency. He didn't stop when he saw the river on the way.

"Oh, Xiaobai! Let's go home and eat crab meat hot pot!" Osamu Dazai approached enthusiastically, "Hurry up!"

Bai Qi paused for a moment, then sniffed lightly: "You have fire on your body. The smell of medicine, what did you do?"

Osamu Dazai said innocently, "There is nothing."

Bai Qi didn't believe it. She carefully recalled what happened during this period of time, and she suddenly had a delicate expression: "You... went to blow up Mr. Zhongyuan's garage?"

Dazai looked away.

Bai Qi was helpless: "Why do you have to make trouble with others? You have not forgotten at this time, and Oda's words are not realistic."

Osamu Dazai said angrily, "That's not necessarily true."

Even if it happened in a parallel world, he was still very jealous!

"... Dazai," Baisaki said seriously, "You really don't have to care about Mr. Nakahara."

She paused, considering her words: "Mr. Zhongyuan did help me... But, I have never had the same feelings for him as I have for you."

"You are unique." Bai Saki said softly, "So don't be jealous."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He stepped forward, hugged Shirasaki gently, and answered after a long time: "Yes."

Shirasaki has a unique Dazai.

Osamu Dazai also has a unique Xiaobai.

They hugged each other and held the light.