Living in Yokohama

"Take off."

"No, no, that's it!" Dazai Osamu held the bandage on his chest, as if Shirasaki was going to do something to him.

Bai Qi smiled angrily: "How do you apply the medicine like this? Who needs to use the bandage when applying the medicine?"

Osamu Dazai insisted: "The bandage is my second skin!"

Shirasaki: "..."

Shirasaki lost his patience, and pressed Dazai Osamu's head to the ground with his upper body weight, while holding the scissors in his other hand, he cut off the bandage against the skin.

Osamu Dazai puffed his face, looking very aggrieved, his fluffy hair slid to the side: "It's so rough, Xiaobai."

Shirasaki lifted off the bandage, and the skin under the bandage was bruised and purple. It was a large bruise caused by hitting his back against the wall.

"It's a good thing you can still lean your back against the wall so calmly." Shirasaki let go of Dazai Osamu's head, leaned forward and took the medicine box on the side to search, "It hurts, bear with it."

"Hmph, it hurts - pain, pain, pain!" Dazai Osamu took a deep breath, the moment just now almost made his mind go blank, but Shirasaki didn't give him any time to react, rubbing his bruised hands Without mercy, Osamu Dazai had tears in his eyes, "Woo--I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

"If you're afraid of pain, don't be so rough, and suicide is much more painful than this, right?" Bai Qi lightened her movements, and complained, "It's fine to rub it off, just bear with it."

Osamu Dazai was like a child crying and not wanting an injection. If it wasn't for Shirasaki's whole body pressing on top of him, Osamu Dazai would probably have broken free a long time ago, but even though he couldn't do so, his mouth didn't stop. Weeping and scolding Shirasaki for being rude and merciless.

"...Can you please lower your voice?" Bai Qi couldn't help but stop and complain, "You act like I did something to you!"

"Didn't Xiaobai do it!" Dazai Osamu's eyes were red, and his whole body revealed a kind of fragility after being ravaged, "It tortured me like this!"

Shirasaki: ...

I understand when you call it painful, and I understand when you call it dying, but what do you mean when you call it dying? ?

Shirasaki gritted her teeth and increased the strength in her hands, Osamu Dazai screamed even worse.

After the bruises were treated, Osamu Dazai had become a ruined flower, half dead and half lying on the table, and stretched out a hand firmly to take out a bandage from the medicine box.

"Aren't you hot in summer?" Shirasaki looked at Osamu Dazai wrapping up another layer of bandages, covering up the fine wounds.

Osamu Dazai carefully wrapped the bandage around his upper body without revealing any gaps, and replied: "It's not hot, it's been wrapped around the body all the time, it's like a second layer of skin for the body."

When Shirasaki was injured before, she had to wrap several layers of bandages on her body in summer. At that time, she was calculating every day when she would be able to take off the bandages.

"You're really a weirdo." Bai Qi sat back in her seat, picked up a lucky bag and bit it open, narrowing her eyes slightly, "It's delicious."

Osamu Dazai put on his clothes and answered her words: "Right! Osamu Dazai brand oden, quality assurance!"

It's obviously the smell of Oden from the convenience store downstairs, and the packing box is still in the trash can.

After eating and washing, Shirasaki climbed into the hammock, lay on the bed, subconsciously shook his empty hands, and couldn't help but glance down.

Despite the bruises on his back, Osamu Dazai was still lying leisurely on the tatami, feeling Shirasaki's gaze, he raised his head from the book: "What's the matter? Hmm... Could it be that I missed it for a few days? ?"

"...No." Bai Saki covered her head with the quilt, and said in a low voice, "Sleep!"

On the second day, Osamu Dazai was still sleeping, Shirasaki got out of the hammock, washed up and prepared breakfast, Osamu Dazai was still awake.

"Dazai?" Shirasaki stood at the door and yelled softly, Dazai buried his head in the pillow, ignored him, and fell asleep with pink bubbles floating around him.

Bai Qi returned to the kitchen a little helplessly, sealed one of the breakfasts and put it in the refrigerator: "Let him have a rest today..."

But yesterday she left a note for Yosano Akiko, although she didn't say it explicitly, but she didn't go to Yosano's dormitory last night, so Yosano must have known... Please ask Dr. Yosano.

Just thinking about this, the sound of the door opening came from behind, Dazai Osamu came out fully dressed, took out breakfast from the refrigerator very seriously, sat at the table and ate without saying a word.

"? Are you not sleeping?"

"Didn't Xiaobai ask me to eat?" Osamu Dazai replied very seriously, "So I got up to eat."

"...?" Why is Osamu Dazai so weird?

Shirasaki looked at him strangely, and asked tentatively: "You seem to have not woken up, why don't you go back to sleep, just pretend that you are still in the port mafia today." Anyway, Osamu Dazai skipping work has become the norm——

Osamu Dazai was serious: "No, Kunikida will cry if he skips work again!"

"...You are quite self-conscious." However, if Kunikida-senpai knew what he just said, he might jump up in fright.

The strangeness of Osamu Dazai is not limited to this. After arriving at the detective agency, Osamu Dazai actually worked seriously!Not only is there no skipping work!Also handle the work seriously!

Shirasaki: ...

She reflected: When I rubbed Osamu Dazai's bruise yesterday, didn't I rub the bruise into Osamu Dazai's brain?

Kunikida was terrified, and even the background was cracked and pale: "Is that really Dazai Osamu!? Is it an undercover agent sent by the port mafia?! Or is it that the world is going to be destroyed? !"

Miyazaki Kenji stepped forward and poked Dazai Osamu in the face, but Dazai Osamu did not respond at all, and was still working seriously. Kenji exclaimed: "He is really working hard!"

Yu Xieye looked serious: "Could it be that my brain is broken? It's a pity that Dazai Osamu can invalidate my ability, otherwise I can dissect him..." Yu Xieye's voice was full of regret.

Tanizaki Junichiro: "... Dazai-san is really happy to be able to nullify the ability."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't know much about the situation, so he asked doubtfully, "Mr. Dazai doesn't usually deal with work much?"

"Almost everything that can be passed on to others is passed on to others," Shirasaki shook his head and sighed, "He will only deal with those that cannot be pushed." And it is very perfunctory. Among all the mission reports of the detective agency, Dazai Osamu's report is the most perfunctory !

"I-so that's the case, that is to say, this is quite an abnormal situation!" Atsushi Nakajima suddenly realized.

"Speaking of Abai, you just said that he was captured by the port mafia these days?" Kunikida Doppo's glasses flashed, and he speculated, "Could it be that the port mafia did some human experiments on Osamu Dazai? Ah Bai, was Osamu Dazai normal yesterday!"

"Yesterday was quite normal." Shirasaki recalled Dazai Osamu's performance yesterday, and couldn't help but feel that "I rubbed blood into Dazai Osamu's brain and Dazai Osamu broke down." This guess might be true! "Maybe it's just that my brain is broken..."

While speaking, Osamu Dazai closed the computer and asked politely, "Is there any work left?"

Kunikida: "...he is asking if there is still a job! That Dazai! That Dazai Osamu!"

"Cold, calm down, Kunikida-senpai!" Shirasaki helped the shocked Kunikida Doppo back to his seat, "If this continues, Kunikida-senpai will be destroyed..."

At this time, Edogawa Ranpo, who had been watching Dazai Osamu for a long time, looked at Shirasaki, and said in an unquestionable tone: "He must be sick."

Edogawa Ranpo nodded his eyes: "The eyes are very red, and the complexion is not quite right, Abai, haven't you noticed?" Although Osamu Dazai took the initiative to work, even Edogawa Ranpo was shocked, but Bai It was impossible for Saki not to notice this abnormality.

"Huh? I saw this..." But considering that Shirasaki did this and that to Osamu Dazai yesterday, he didn't pay attention when he saw this.

Edogawa Ranpo noticed Shirasaki's suspicious silence, raised his eyebrows, and asked very straightforwardly: "Did anything special happen to you yesterday?"

Shirasaki: "...It's, it's not... a special thing."

Everyone in the detective agency knows that Shirasaki and Dazai are living together for special reasons (except Atsushi Nakajima), and they also know how Shirasaki treated Dazai two years ago, so even though they know that Dazai has a different feeling for Shirasaki, They didn't think about ambiguity either.

But Shirasaki's attitude...

Yosano Akiko narrowed his eyes and glanced at Osamu Dazai: "Could it be Osamu Dazai playing some trick again?"

Kunikida was gearing up and asked, "Did Osamu Dazai do something again?"

Atsushi Nakajima didn't know where he was going, his ears were red, and he looked at them unnaturally.

"..." Bai Saki said, "I just dealt with the injury."

Atsushi Nakajima, please collect the thoughts in your mind!And Dazai, look at what you usually do!As long as there is a situation, everyone will suspect that you are playing tricks!

Although it is true that Osamu Dazai played tricks most of the time.

Looking at the meaningful eyes of everyone in the detective agency, Shirasaki didn't know how to say what happened last night, "When Osamu Dazai rubbed the blood, he barked like a cat in spring"?

……never mind.

Shirasaki calmly avoided the eyes of everyone, found the medicine box of the detective agency, and took a thermometer to measure Dazai Osamu's temperature: "37.8, low fever."

Put on the ice patch, pour the medicine into it, and after a while, Osamu Dazai collapsed on the table and fell into a deep sleep.

Kunikida Doppo breathed a sigh of relief, although usually he very much hoped that Osamu Dazai would work hard and not skip shifts or pass tasks to others, but when this kind of thing actually happened, it made people very frightened, and always felt that the sun was From the west!

Osamu Dazai fell asleep until he got off work, he looked around the surroundings with sleepy eyes, and said in a rare daze: "This is... a detective agency?" How could he be in a detective agency?Could it be that he sleepwalked here?

He touched his forehead and took off the ice patch.

Bai Qi: "Are you awake? You had a fever in the morning, so I gave you medicine. You didn't eat at noon, so go out and eat something later."

Osamu Dazai obediently responded, and followed behind her.

After dinner, the two returned to the apartment. Osamu Dazai took out a letter from the mailbox in the apartment: "Hey, it's not a love letter... Well, let's see what it is—poof."

Shirasaki looked over curiously, and then froze.

There are not many things written in the letter, but in a nutshell——

Hello, the sound insulation of the apartment is not very good, so we hope that couples can pay attention to it and exercise restraint.Thanks for understanding.

Shirasaki: "..."

Is it too late to call the cemetery to book a cemetery now?

She can be buried tonight.