Those years when I was Mingzhu

"Oh," I raised one of my legs on the tree, rubbed my chin and stared at the crumb boss, "I don't seem to be able to control the heat very well, it's a bit burnt... Mmm, maybe next time I should chop more Break some."

"Are you a devil? My kindness?" The system clapped and laughed half-truthfully, "Please do this!"

The recorded video continues to play.I also admired that Heishimu, he didn't think it was dirty, so he walked up and squatted down, and patiently scooped up the scraps of meat lying on the ground with his cuffs.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh-oohoooo” on a veil, biting the veil, said bitterly while biting the veil in my head.

It seems that this guy is a character who has little resistance to beauties.

"Yeah! I'm greedy for me, what's wrong? I'm greedy for Brother Yi's body! I'm a scumbag!" He still had the nerve to say that.

"Don't be blinded by the beauty," I circled the golden hair on the back of my head helplessly, it looked a little loose after not combing it for a long time, "He is a ghost, a man-eating ghost, he is almost greedy for your body for dinner. "

"Rather than being eaten by brother one, I would rather be eaten by brother one!" the system said with fascination.

Really... Huaguo culture is extensive and profound.

I yawned and didn't have any more systematic theory with the sperm on the brain. I half-paralyzed on the tree with a blank face, propping my cheeks to watch the interaction between the ghost king and the ghost warrior that didn't catch my cold.

Heishimu is so big and so tall, but he has a clumsy mouth and can't speak fluently.

In the video, he was caught and vomited bitterly by the incompetent and furious Xiaofen Wumi. While his face showed a bewildered expression, he could only lower his head and comfort something softly like he would treat a kid. Kind of tender.It's just the wrong object.

I couldn't help but think that if one of the villain's top strings had a younger brother when he was human, he should learn from the senior Yan Sheng in my world.Put this tenderness on someone who is more worthy of his tender treatment.

...Although the "big brother" in my world controls the younger brother to such a degree that my friend himself turns pale when he talks about him, which is outrageous.It is still not recommended for ordinary humans to directly imitate.

Hei Si Mou here coaxed him softly for a long time, and he even figured out the standard baby-holding posture. While I was watching this, I couldn't laugh or cry, and I heard the system in my mind that the handkerchief was already torn and bitten. rotten.The sour smell of lemon was almost empathizing with me, I rolled my eyes and told him to calm down a bit.

In short, Wu Mi, who was severely damaged in the picture (I don’t know whether his mind has also degenerated into a young child because of the damage), babbled for a long time about how miserable he is, but those words of his are to me. It is not entirely without any information at all.

At least through his 20-minute complaints, I learned from another angle what happened after I killed him.

At that time, when I appeared on the street corner, Wu Mi was totally inappropriate.

Because according to him, the aura emanating from my body at that time was exactly the kind of "tiny bedbug that will die if you squeeze it lightly" - Wu Mi's original words in the quotation marks.I just wanted to get into the screen and blow his dog's head off.If he still has a head.

The system also defended me when I heard the words: "It's hard, it's hard, the fist is hard."

"But when that abominable inferior creature approached me at an incredible speed, his whole aura changed drastically in an instant." Wu Mi then said to Hei Mou, who was quietly listening to him.

System: "Hmph, that's natural. At this time, I've maxed out all of Shanshan's combat power! The hand speed of being single for hundreds of years is not something to be missed!"

Me: "I seem to know something very important... No, I don't really want to know..."

Wu Mi: "That guy's temperament has completely changed from the inside to the outside... It's like changing from a bug to a disgusting but creepy monster."

I heard Wu Mi blow me with a trembling tone that was obviously desperately suppressed but still couldn't escape my ears, and I was a little surprised at his straightforwardness.

Unexpectedly, Boss Xiao, can you brag like this without any burden when facing the enemy?And in front of your loyal and unashamed subordinates?

As expected of crumbs, it is indeed confusing.

"My lord, don't panic..." Hei Si Mou bowed his head respectfully, "This subordinate will take the lord's place... to take that human swordsman..."

"No, don't go," Wu Mi roared in a low voice, "You will definitely die if you go, even me (system note: only a little bit of meat fled back), what do you think you can do to that monster? "He said with a sneer, "Oh. Overthinking one's abilities."

"..."

"Yes, my lord..." Hei Si Mou lowered his head and responded softly, his expression seemed a little lonely.

The six eyelashes also trembled slightly, and fell down along with the ends of the hair.

"Damn it! You are attacking your own employees! You stupid boss!" The system with [-] times the filters of Brother Yi interjected at this moment, "Ahhh Brother Yi is not sad or sad! We Don't care about that idiot ahhh! You are the best! I love you ahhh!"

I:"…………"

There is no saving this product.

Facing Hei Si Mou's depression, Wu Mi continued to order as if he hadn't noticed it at all, "I remember that the newly added No. [-] was selected by you a while ago, right?" ? You told him to try that disgusting golden-haired swordsman."

After pausing for a moment, he seemed to complain displeasedly: "Tsk, that annoying long hair is still tied up like that, it's really displeasing."

Hei Si Mou seemed a little hesitant: "But, Yan Yue... he just transformed into a ghost not long ago... His strength should still be far away..."

"What?" Wu Mi snorted softly from his nose. If he still had a nose at this time, "Hei Si Mou, you want to disobey my order?"

The black-haired swordsman kneeled respectfully on the ground, holding Wu Mi's cells and tissues firmly in his hands: "Hei Si Mou...don't dare, this subordinate...go tell..."

"That's enough, that's enough," Wu Mi reminded casually, as if he didn't even have the patience to listen to his words, "The sooner the better, don't let me down."

"Yes...you can listen to me..."

"..."

The screen went black here, probably a small cutscene arranged by the system.

"That is to say," I concluded at this transition, "in order to find out our strength, the boss specially called a certain cannon fodder employee who just took office to send a wave of heads?"

"That's the reason," the system nodded and said yes, "Shan'er, what do you think?"

"Really, the crumbs of the world." I said in a deep voice.

"Also," I thought of something, and said again, "Although that Hei Si Mou is on the side of the ghost, he is indeed loyal as Wu Mi's subordinate. If he can be used by me... maybe..."

"Yes, yes!" The system was instantly excited.

"Don't worry, I just listened to you baba... After listening to your popular science, I learned that this black dead Mou Shao said that he has been with Wu Mi's black mud for more than 400 years, and he must have eaten a lot , This cannot be cleared up no matter what," I analyzed, "and, with his loyalty to Wu Mi, it is impossible to persuade him to surrender to us."

"Although, but," the system accepted my words in a very tacit understanding, "persuading surrender will not work..."

"Time travel," I said.

It seems that the system thinks the same as me.

I was thinking, if I can use the power of the time machine to travel back to the innocent past of this black dead Mou Qing, then can I guide this dead-headed boss to abandon his darkness and throw himself at me before he rushes into the arms of the boss?

Of course, this is just a hypothesis, even the system at this stage cannot allow me to achieve the conditions to travel through time and space.

"Look forward!" the system said hopefully, "Maybe there are more unknown possibilities ahead! Fighting! Ollie! Curry stick!——"

Me: "Ah... ok..."

Strange lines added...

While complaining in my heart, I saw the screen turn and the screen light up again.

In the field of vision, a long-haired, closed-eyed me stood opposite a black-haired ghost who looked like a boy wearing a Gouyu, and I was about to explode.

That turned out to be a ghost swordsman with a knife.