I'm a heartthrob, and I've been wrapped around my waist by a snake

Dean Shen on the other end of the phone heard something was wrong from this sentence.

Impossible to get pregnant?

Does Mr. Duan not want her to get pregnant?Does Mr. Duan just want to play with each other? !

Tsk tsk tsk, it is said that snakes are promiscuous, and there are no restrictions on love affairs, but I didn't expect it to be true!

Duan Ye thought of Jiang Bei's appearance and his gender, and snorted his hair irritably: "Check it out for me again! It's impossible for him to be pregnant."

Dean Shen immediately said: "Okay Mr. Duan, I will investigate right away."

While waiting for the results of Dean Shen's second examination, Duan Ye seemed to be living in pain like years.

How could Jiang Bei be pregnant? He is obviously a man! !How can a man be pregnant?

Duan Ye had slept with Jiang Bei, so he naturally knew Jiang Bei's physical characteristics, but it was precisely because of this that he directly said that it was impossible.

Soon, the results of the second inspection came out, and Duan Ye asked anxiously, "How about the inspection results?"

Dean Shen tremblingly said: "President Duan, the result of the second examination is still...pregnant."

The other end of the phone was silent for a long time, probably for several minutes, and finally, Dean Shen heard Duan Ye lightly said: "Okay, I see."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.

Duan Ye couldn't suppress himself now, he turned into a snake and hung on the window, hissing restlessly from his mouth, this sound scared away the birds in the sky, even the people separated by several rooms Duan Rafter was also startled by the sound.

Duan Ye recalled Jiang Bei's reaction during this time. He was vomiting, drowsy and often listless, but he was a man. How could a man be pregnant?

And he is not pregnant with an ordinary cub, how could an ordinary boy be willing to give birth to a snake?What a pain it must have been.

Thinking of the relationship between Jiang Bei and Jiang Bei when recording variety shows, Duan Ye can be sure that what Jiang Bei told him before was not false. He is indeed a straight man with a very normal sexual orientation. If Jiang Bei knew that he was pregnant, how would he react?It must be very difficult to accept, how should he tell him.

That night, Duan Ye didn't sleep all night.

The next day, Duan Ye woke up in a trance.

There was a sudden noise from outside the house, it was old man Duan who came back.

Most of the time, Old Man Duan was not in the old house. He usually went on vacation in other places. Except for the Chinese New Year, he was rarely seen a year. He didn't expect to come back suddenly today.

Duan Ye got dressed and went downstairs. Grandpa Duan waved to him when he saw him: "Duan Ye, you are back. I heard that you participated in a variety show. How do you feel? Now these variety shows are the same. It's fun, and it's good to play occasionally."

Grandpa Duan picked up the cup of tea in front of Grandpa Duan and took a sip: "It's okay..."

Seeing Duan Ye's absent-minded appearance, Old Man Duan asked, "What's the matter with you? You seem to be in a trance."

Duan Ye tightly squeezed the cup in his hand: "Something bothers me."

Seeing this, Old Man Duan sighed and changed the subject: "Duan Ye, you are not young anymore, have you considered getting married or something? If it is a few years later, it will be so hard to take care of the little snake."

Old Man Duan's original intention was to persuade Duan Ye to consider getting married sooner, but what Duan Ye thought of was Jiang Bei's hard work in having a child alone, and his life was in danger at any time!

Oh shit.

With a swish, the cup in Duan Ye's hand fell to the ground, and the others stood up unexpectedly.

Grandpa Duan was taken aback by Duan Ye: "What's wrong?"

Duan Ye stroked his forehead and fell down on the sofa: "It's nothing, I just thought of something bad."

All day today, everyone in the company felt that something was wrong with their president.

Seeing one plan after another being passed, everyone in the company is in danger.

After seeing Secretary Li coming out, someone hurried over and asked, "What's wrong with Mr. Duan today? Why did you get so angry all of a sudden?"

Secretary Li sighed melancholy, and spread his hands innocently: "I don't know either."

Although Mr. Duan is indifferent, he is usually not as scary as today.

Secretary Li thought about it, and thought of Mr. Duan having sex with someone suddenly last time. In the days that followed, Mr. Duan didn't seem to have sex with anyone anymore.

He pondered for a while, and said firmly: "I know, Mr. Duan must be dissatisfied with his desires!"

other people:"……"

On the other hand, after Jiang Bei got off the plane, the first place he went was the flower shop.

He bought a lot of special products on the small island where the variety show was recorded, and the place where he got off the car was not far from the flower shop, so it happened to be possible to send the special products there before going back.

The manager of the flower shop and the staff inside were very happy when they saw Jiang Bei.

"Jiang Bei, I didn't expect you to come back so soon, I miss you so much."

"We watched the live broadcast, you play the piano very well!"

Jiang Bei smiled and said: "Thank you for your concern. I brought you some special products on that small island. Please don't be polite."

"Xiao Bei is great! I love you so much!"

"I love you too."

Jiang Bei handed him the gift specially given to the manager of the flower shop, and the manager was very happy: "Good boy, you haven't forgotten us."

After Jiang Bei distributed the presents, he saw the bowl on the table, and after smelling it, Jiang Bei rarely swallowed his saliva.

"What is that? It smells so good."

The manager of the flower shop: "This is our lunch at noon, hot and sour rice noodles, do you want to try it?"

Jiang Bei: "Okay, I'll try it."

Today, this hot and sour rice noodle has a lot of vinegar, which is a little too sour, but it smells very delicious in Jiang Bei's nose.

Jiang Bei didn't hold back, and ate a portion directly. After eating, he praised: "This hot and sour rice noodle is delicious. I haven't eaten such delicious food for a long time."

The store manager smiled and said: "Others said that today's hot and sour rice noodles are too sour, but I didn't expect it to suit your taste, as if you were pregnant."

Jiang Bei licked the grease on the corner of his mouth: "How is it possible, I am a man, it is impossible to get pregnant."

When Jiang Bei was about to leave, the store manager suddenly said: "Jiang Bei, you smell so strange, did you accidentally get contaminated with something?"

"Huh?" Jiang Bei pulled his clothes up to his nose and sniffed, but he didn't smell anything special.

Another employee said: "I actually smelled it too. The smell is a bit hard to describe, but it does exist, and it gives people a particularly terrifying feeling that makes people afraid to approach. I have smelled this smell on Jiang Bei before." I have been there before, the time when Jiang Bei went to deliver flowers to a mansion."

Jiang Bei recalled it, it seemed that he was going to send flowers to Duan Ye's family that time.

So, Duan Ye left the smell on him today?

The last time Duan Ye left the smell on him was out of anger, so what's going on this time?

Jiang Bei didn't understand and didn't think about it, so he went home and took a shower to wash off the smell.

After that, Jiang Bei's life started to run normally again. During this period, Jiang Bei still vomited frequently and was bored. He wanted to go to the hospital for an examination, but he never had time.

After the live webcast, Jiang Bei’s life became a lot more normal, and there were fewer insulting comments on the Internet. Sometimes when Jiang Bei was walking on the road, someone would ask him for an autograph, but most of them were rejected by Jiang Bei. up.

Seeing Jiang Bei's popularity in some shows, they wanted to invite Jiang Bei to participate in variety shows, but Jiang Bei didn't have this idea, so he never went.

Two days later, the rice at home was gone, so Jiang Bei bought a bag of rice in the supermarket and carried it back.

Jiang Bei lived in an old-fashioned community, and most of these communities did not have elevators, so Jiang Bei had to carry rice up the stairs, but when he was going up the stairs, he suddenly fell due to gravity instability, and his clothes were full It's dust.

Jiang Bei didn't pay much attention, and continued to carry the rice into the house after dusting off his body.

But then, Jiang Bei's doorbell rang suddenly.

Jiang Bei was a little surprised, but he opened the door anyway, and found that the person who came was Duan Ye.

The other party seemed to be rushing over, his forehead was covered with sweat, and the suit on his body was also soaked by the sweat on his back.

The first thing Duan Ye said was: "What are you doing?"

Move rice?To do such a dangerous thing!You don't want our kids anymore? !

The author has something to say: Jiang Bei: Brother, what are you talking about?