The film king struggles with raising a baby every day
Chapter 53 No word is correct
Shen Yi hiccupped, burrowed into the person's arms ignorantly, and said in a low voice: "Uncle, don't cry with me, I'm too embarrassed to continue crying after you cry."
"..." Shen Qijia held the child in his arms and gently coaxed him, and waited for the two of them to recover before starting to complete the tasks assigned by Fang Kangjun.
The sister-in-law of the Shen family stood at the door of the kitchen, looking at her uncle and nephew sitting on the ground, her eyes soured, she closed the kitchen door with a chuckle, looked at the recipes of medicine and meals spread out on the cooking table, her mouth twitched.
"It's great, people finally have some hope in life."
Compared with Shen Yi's troublesome side, Kaka's side is very self-conscious. Auntie just steamed the flower cake sent by Fang Kangjun, and the plate has not been set yet. Kaka seems to smell the smell , ran up from upstairs.
"Auntie, Kaka wants to eat." Kaka sat on the cooking table, looking at the steaming flower cake in the plate, and couldn't stop drooling.
He also didn't care about the fact that the flower cake had just come out of the oven, he just wanted to eat all those little things with beautiful flowers in his stomach.
The aunt was amused by Kaka's gluttonous appearance. After putting the flower cake on a plate, she took a child's spoon and handed it to Kaka, "Come on, auntie takes Kaka to the table to eat."
"Ah."
Kaka was playing a game on his front foot, and ran away by himself, and Fu Jiu ran in from the study on his back foot.
Gu Niansi was sitting cross-legged on the floor to help Kaka pack up the toys, when suddenly he was embraced by the person in front of him, Fu Jiu knelt on the ground with one knee and gasped.
"What's wrong?" Gu Niansi hurriedly asked after listening to the voice.
"It hit the toy."
Fu Jiu got up, stretched out his hand to touch, and found a small dinosaur toy with teeth and claws.
"puff……"
Gu Niansi was always happy to ask people to open the trouser legs to have a look.
"stop laughing."
"Why can't I laugh, it's true that I gave birth to the child, but you taught me these five years."
Fu Jiu was depressed, but what the other party said was not wrong, so he could only endure it.
"Next time he throws around again, I'll forget about throwing him around." Fu Jiu swept away all the toys on the ground, knelt down on one knee, and buried his head in Gu Niansi's neck.
Like customers who go to cat cafes, suck cats to regain their energy.
"Okay, Kaka is already eating flower cakes downstairs, get up quickly, and there will be nothing left by then."
"I don't eat sweets." Fu Jiu squeezed the soft flesh on the back of the waist, "I want to eat you."
"..."
Gu Niansi was so frightened that he quickly pushed him, his ears turned red, and he ran downstairs, leaving Fu Jiu sitting on the floor alone in a daze.
"It's a long way to chase your wife." Fu Jiu sighed, rolled up his sleeves, picked up all the toys spread on the floor and threw them into the box.
After finishing these, he stood up and walked slowly towards the door.
Halfway through the walk, he suddenly stopped, turned around and went back to the toy box, found the little monster precisely, held it bitterly, and walked outside. When passing by the study, he directly pushed the little monster into the study. leave.
It was discouraged.
Kaka, who was eating downstairs, heard the sound from upstairs, shrank her neck, her eyes were dark, and she said, "Dad, what do you think father did up there?"
so fierce.
Gu Niansi thought of what the man did to him before he came down, so his face became hot, and he took out a tissue as if to cover up, wiped Kaka's mouth, and coaxed: "Is it delicious?"
"Delicious!" Kaka didn't know who to follow, and when he ate something delicious, his eyes narrowed happily, and the whole thing was just a little drama.
How can it be so delicious?
While the child was still eating, Gu Niansi quickly took a few photos, checked back and forth to confirm that there was no problem before posting them on Weibo, and copied and pasted the words that had been edited and checked by the staff, sent out together.
After a while, he was surrounded by fans who heard the news, and the notifications kept ringing.
Gu Niansi was so frightened that he quit the software immediately.
"Is dad eating?"
"Father doesn't eat, Kaka will be fine." Not long after dinner, the child who jumped up and down the most would feel hungry, but he didn't react at all.
"Ah."
……
……
The recording of the second episode of the variety show will arrive soon, and the location selection this time is different from the last time.
This time the program group was selected in the land of fish and rice in the south of the Yangtze River. Once entering the village and town, there are ancient buildings interspersed and scattered, Wuwa white walls, stone paths, misty and rainy.
No matter how you look at it, it is covered with the hazy color of history.
"Father, it's a goose." Jaska took Gu Niansi with one hand, and carried a small suitcase with the other to rush to the assembly point. Next to him, there were a few beautiful domestic geese floating on the river in the city with the white walls of Wuva reflected, their necks bent. drinking water from the river.
"Well, it's a goose." Gu Niansi moved the small water bottle he was carrying, and handed it to Jaska, "Drink some lemonade, let's take a rest before leaving."
"it is good."
After the program team became familiar with the personalities and habits of the three families, they gradually let go. Since the physical labor that is too embarrassing for everyone can not appear, it should be related to intelligence. Yelling loudly is because of my lack of intelligence, right?
The director team grasped this nature, put the three families at different city gate entrances, gave them a map to their destination, and waited for them at the terminal.
Seeing the child gulping down water, Gu Niansi himself stopped and began to look at the map. The map was densely packed and was specially used for cross-country competitions. Various signs had special explanations and translations in the lower left corner.
Obviously know every word, but...
When synthesizing a map, I don't understand what it means at all.
"River, road, go straight to the corner, turn the corner, and then go deeper." Gu Niansi frowned and sighed.
In order to increase the point of view, the program group really tried their best.
"Father, I'm done." After drinking, Jaska hung her water glass on her body, tore off the corner of her father's clothes, tilted her head and stretched out her hand to scratch her neck a few times.
"Let's go, we have to hurry, or what will we do if we pick a bad tent?"
Although Gu Niansi knew in his heart that no matter how bad he was, he might not sleep in a tent for them.
Can?Who knows that there will be no surprises in the next activities of the show?
When Gu Niansi arrived at the destination with Kaka, Lingling and Lin Wensheng were the second ones.
"Brother Yi, why are you so fast?" Kaka walked a long way, and when she reached the end, she was tired and wronged, but she didn't dare to tell her father to take a break.
So as not to be ridiculed by the father who stayed at home.
I could only bite the bullet and continue walking, opening and closing my mouth while walking, and my voice was intermittent.
"I'm exhausted baby, Kaka won't come here anymore."
"It's like turning into a bird, so I can fly."
"It would be great if I could become an Ultraman, or my father could become an Ultraman, so that I could fly with Kaka in my arms."
"..."
The little guy thought that others could not hear him when he spoke in a low voice, but he didn't know that the microphone clamped on the collar was enlarged, and all the sound came in.
Gu Niansi couldn't laugh or cry when he heard his son's thoughts, but he didn't expose him. The adults pretended not to hear it, but in fact they almost laughed out loud inside.
Shen Yi was sitting on the bench, reciting with a small vocabulary card specially for children, when he heard the voice of his younger brother calling him, he subconsciously turned his head to look over, nodded and smiled at the person.
"Because I can read a map."
"My father doesn't know how to be stupid. We've been walking for a long time." Kaka moved closer to Shen Yi, poked her head out, and was looking at the cards in Shen Yi's hand.
Seeing that the literacy card was similar to his own, his small face was wrinkled as if he had eaten countless bitter melons, and he quickly leaned back.
"Why does my brother have to recite cards on the show? I hate this thing."
Kaka felt suffocated when he thought of the arithmetic book his father wanted to stuff into his schoolbag when he came out.
The boredom in his heart, Kaka also acted out, rolled his small eyes, pinched his own people with his hands behind his back, took a deep breath and looked up behind the stool.
It is really a literacy card that gives children a headache.
Shen Yi was taken aback by the person's movement, fearing that Kaka would fall off the stool, he quickly helped his younger brother's back with his hands, and softly reprimanded him: "This is very dangerous, you can't flip around."
"This one has no backrest. If it falls down, it's easy to fall on your head."
"When the time comes, your brain will bloom, and you won't be able to remember your parents." Shen Yi scolded his disobedient younger brother with a stern face.
Jia Sika was startled by Shen Yi's words, and murmured: "I don't remember my father."
"Ah."
"I don't want it." The little guy quickly jumped off the stool, ran towards the place where Gu Niansi was standing, and grabbed the man's thigh, "I don't want to forget Dad."
"Ah?" Gu Niansi didn't pay attention, and didn't know what the kid was tossing around just now, so why did he say this all of a sudden.
"Just now Kaka almost touched his head, and a brother said that he would lose his memory. Kaka don't lose his memory, he doesn't want to forget his father." As Jaska spoke, he exaggerated the whole thing incoherently, and even cried .
It looked pitiful, like a little pet about to be abandoned, sobbing and twitching, tears streaming down.
Gu Niansi was taken aback, as if he hadn't expected the child to cry suddenly, he quickly hugged the child to the side and began to coax him.
After I stopped crying, I finally got a clear understanding of the whole incident from Shen Yi.
Gu Niansi chuckled, and scratched Kaka's little nose, "You're the only one who is naughty, my brother is there to memorize books, why did you join in the fun, and still lean back, you are not afraid to open your mind. "
"What does it mean to open a ladle?" Kaka blinked, and cleverly began to change the subject.
"It's just that the head was split open, and then the blood flowed out."
"Then dad is going to start calling Kaka not to leave dad next?"
"..." Seeing that the people around him were all looking at them, Gu Niansi subconsciously covered his son's mouth.
I don't know who the other party learned these messy words from, anyway, he and Fu Jiu would never say such things in front of children.
"No." Gu Niansi glared at Kaka angrily, "Who did you learn this from?"
"Auntie's mobile phone." Kaka patted her chest proudly, "Kaka never forgets."
"Kaka also knows that you accompany her to watch Sensen, look at the moon, and talk about melon seeds, pigeons, and ginseng philosophy, but I haven't accompanied you to watch Sensen, the moon, or talk about melon seeds, pigeons and ginseng."
The child's eyes were black and bright, when he stared at Gu Niansi closely, he was reluctant to spank the child's bottom.
"..."
Few Chinese characters are correct in a sentence, and the shy Gu Niansi wished to find a semi-permanent mask for his son to wear.
This mouth is really annoying.
Lingling and Lin Wensheng were the last to arrive. Originally, Lin Wensheng could understand the orienteering map. After all, this is what he took in his college physical education class. Who knew that the little girl would wow when she saw this and that when she saw that.
The scattered shops in the small town made it impossible for the little girl to walk, so she looked at you with pitiful eyes.
In an instant, the whole person wished to wrap up the whole city and give it to the other party.
What's more, Lin Wensheng likes children from the bottom of his heart. Seeing Lingling like that, he can only give up the right to choose a house, and follow the children's mind, wandering in the shops again and again.
With the little cash on my body, I bought all the sachets for the children.
"This one is for the little dad, this one is for the big daddy, this one is for the younger brother, and this one with flowers is for the first brother..." The little girl was wearing a sun hat, a white skirt and a thin coat that shaded the sun. Following behind Lin Wensheng, he looked at the beautiful little sachet in his hand as he walked.
I can't wait to show it to others now and share it with others.
"..." Shen Qijia held the child in his arms and gently coaxed him, and waited for the two of them to recover before starting to complete the tasks assigned by Fang Kangjun.
The sister-in-law of the Shen family stood at the door of the kitchen, looking at her uncle and nephew sitting on the ground, her eyes soured, she closed the kitchen door with a chuckle, looked at the recipes of medicine and meals spread out on the cooking table, her mouth twitched.
"It's great, people finally have some hope in life."
Compared with Shen Yi's troublesome side, Kaka's side is very self-conscious. Auntie just steamed the flower cake sent by Fang Kangjun, and the plate has not been set yet. Kaka seems to smell the smell , ran up from upstairs.
"Auntie, Kaka wants to eat." Kaka sat on the cooking table, looking at the steaming flower cake in the plate, and couldn't stop drooling.
He also didn't care about the fact that the flower cake had just come out of the oven, he just wanted to eat all those little things with beautiful flowers in his stomach.
The aunt was amused by Kaka's gluttonous appearance. After putting the flower cake on a plate, she took a child's spoon and handed it to Kaka, "Come on, auntie takes Kaka to the table to eat."
"Ah."
Kaka was playing a game on his front foot, and ran away by himself, and Fu Jiu ran in from the study on his back foot.
Gu Niansi was sitting cross-legged on the floor to help Kaka pack up the toys, when suddenly he was embraced by the person in front of him, Fu Jiu knelt on the ground with one knee and gasped.
"What's wrong?" Gu Niansi hurriedly asked after listening to the voice.
"It hit the toy."
Fu Jiu got up, stretched out his hand to touch, and found a small dinosaur toy with teeth and claws.
"puff……"
Gu Niansi was always happy to ask people to open the trouser legs to have a look.
"stop laughing."
"Why can't I laugh, it's true that I gave birth to the child, but you taught me these five years."
Fu Jiu was depressed, but what the other party said was not wrong, so he could only endure it.
"Next time he throws around again, I'll forget about throwing him around." Fu Jiu swept away all the toys on the ground, knelt down on one knee, and buried his head in Gu Niansi's neck.
Like customers who go to cat cafes, suck cats to regain their energy.
"Okay, Kaka is already eating flower cakes downstairs, get up quickly, and there will be nothing left by then."
"I don't eat sweets." Fu Jiu squeezed the soft flesh on the back of the waist, "I want to eat you."
"..."
Gu Niansi was so frightened that he quickly pushed him, his ears turned red, and he ran downstairs, leaving Fu Jiu sitting on the floor alone in a daze.
"It's a long way to chase your wife." Fu Jiu sighed, rolled up his sleeves, picked up all the toys spread on the floor and threw them into the box.
After finishing these, he stood up and walked slowly towards the door.
Halfway through the walk, he suddenly stopped, turned around and went back to the toy box, found the little monster precisely, held it bitterly, and walked outside. When passing by the study, he directly pushed the little monster into the study. leave.
It was discouraged.
Kaka, who was eating downstairs, heard the sound from upstairs, shrank her neck, her eyes were dark, and she said, "Dad, what do you think father did up there?"
so fierce.
Gu Niansi thought of what the man did to him before he came down, so his face became hot, and he took out a tissue as if to cover up, wiped Kaka's mouth, and coaxed: "Is it delicious?"
"Delicious!" Kaka didn't know who to follow, and when he ate something delicious, his eyes narrowed happily, and the whole thing was just a little drama.
How can it be so delicious?
While the child was still eating, Gu Niansi quickly took a few photos, checked back and forth to confirm that there was no problem before posting them on Weibo, and copied and pasted the words that had been edited and checked by the staff, sent out together.
After a while, he was surrounded by fans who heard the news, and the notifications kept ringing.
Gu Niansi was so frightened that he quit the software immediately.
"Is dad eating?"
"Father doesn't eat, Kaka will be fine." Not long after dinner, the child who jumped up and down the most would feel hungry, but he didn't react at all.
"Ah."
……
……
The recording of the second episode of the variety show will arrive soon, and the location selection this time is different from the last time.
This time the program group was selected in the land of fish and rice in the south of the Yangtze River. Once entering the village and town, there are ancient buildings interspersed and scattered, Wuwa white walls, stone paths, misty and rainy.
No matter how you look at it, it is covered with the hazy color of history.
"Father, it's a goose." Jaska took Gu Niansi with one hand, and carried a small suitcase with the other to rush to the assembly point. Next to him, there were a few beautiful domestic geese floating on the river in the city with the white walls of Wuva reflected, their necks bent. drinking water from the river.
"Well, it's a goose." Gu Niansi moved the small water bottle he was carrying, and handed it to Jaska, "Drink some lemonade, let's take a rest before leaving."
"it is good."
After the program team became familiar with the personalities and habits of the three families, they gradually let go. Since the physical labor that is too embarrassing for everyone can not appear, it should be related to intelligence. Yelling loudly is because of my lack of intelligence, right?
The director team grasped this nature, put the three families at different city gate entrances, gave them a map to their destination, and waited for them at the terminal.
Seeing the child gulping down water, Gu Niansi himself stopped and began to look at the map. The map was densely packed and was specially used for cross-country competitions. Various signs had special explanations and translations in the lower left corner.
Obviously know every word, but...
When synthesizing a map, I don't understand what it means at all.
"River, road, go straight to the corner, turn the corner, and then go deeper." Gu Niansi frowned and sighed.
In order to increase the point of view, the program group really tried their best.
"Father, I'm done." After drinking, Jaska hung her water glass on her body, tore off the corner of her father's clothes, tilted her head and stretched out her hand to scratch her neck a few times.
"Let's go, we have to hurry, or what will we do if we pick a bad tent?"
Although Gu Niansi knew in his heart that no matter how bad he was, he might not sleep in a tent for them.
Can?Who knows that there will be no surprises in the next activities of the show?
When Gu Niansi arrived at the destination with Kaka, Lingling and Lin Wensheng were the second ones.
"Brother Yi, why are you so fast?" Kaka walked a long way, and when she reached the end, she was tired and wronged, but she didn't dare to tell her father to take a break.
So as not to be ridiculed by the father who stayed at home.
I could only bite the bullet and continue walking, opening and closing my mouth while walking, and my voice was intermittent.
"I'm exhausted baby, Kaka won't come here anymore."
"It's like turning into a bird, so I can fly."
"It would be great if I could become an Ultraman, or my father could become an Ultraman, so that I could fly with Kaka in my arms."
"..."
The little guy thought that others could not hear him when he spoke in a low voice, but he didn't know that the microphone clamped on the collar was enlarged, and all the sound came in.
Gu Niansi couldn't laugh or cry when he heard his son's thoughts, but he didn't expose him. The adults pretended not to hear it, but in fact they almost laughed out loud inside.
Shen Yi was sitting on the bench, reciting with a small vocabulary card specially for children, when he heard the voice of his younger brother calling him, he subconsciously turned his head to look over, nodded and smiled at the person.
"Because I can read a map."
"My father doesn't know how to be stupid. We've been walking for a long time." Kaka moved closer to Shen Yi, poked her head out, and was looking at the cards in Shen Yi's hand.
Seeing that the literacy card was similar to his own, his small face was wrinkled as if he had eaten countless bitter melons, and he quickly leaned back.
"Why does my brother have to recite cards on the show? I hate this thing."
Kaka felt suffocated when he thought of the arithmetic book his father wanted to stuff into his schoolbag when he came out.
The boredom in his heart, Kaka also acted out, rolled his small eyes, pinched his own people with his hands behind his back, took a deep breath and looked up behind the stool.
It is really a literacy card that gives children a headache.
Shen Yi was taken aback by the person's movement, fearing that Kaka would fall off the stool, he quickly helped his younger brother's back with his hands, and softly reprimanded him: "This is very dangerous, you can't flip around."
"This one has no backrest. If it falls down, it's easy to fall on your head."
"When the time comes, your brain will bloom, and you won't be able to remember your parents." Shen Yi scolded his disobedient younger brother with a stern face.
Jia Sika was startled by Shen Yi's words, and murmured: "I don't remember my father."
"Ah."
"I don't want it." The little guy quickly jumped off the stool, ran towards the place where Gu Niansi was standing, and grabbed the man's thigh, "I don't want to forget Dad."
"Ah?" Gu Niansi didn't pay attention, and didn't know what the kid was tossing around just now, so why did he say this all of a sudden.
"Just now Kaka almost touched his head, and a brother said that he would lose his memory. Kaka don't lose his memory, he doesn't want to forget his father." As Jaska spoke, he exaggerated the whole thing incoherently, and even cried .
It looked pitiful, like a little pet about to be abandoned, sobbing and twitching, tears streaming down.
Gu Niansi was taken aback, as if he hadn't expected the child to cry suddenly, he quickly hugged the child to the side and began to coax him.
After I stopped crying, I finally got a clear understanding of the whole incident from Shen Yi.
Gu Niansi chuckled, and scratched Kaka's little nose, "You're the only one who is naughty, my brother is there to memorize books, why did you join in the fun, and still lean back, you are not afraid to open your mind. "
"What does it mean to open a ladle?" Kaka blinked, and cleverly began to change the subject.
"It's just that the head was split open, and then the blood flowed out."
"Then dad is going to start calling Kaka not to leave dad next?"
"..." Seeing that the people around him were all looking at them, Gu Niansi subconsciously covered his son's mouth.
I don't know who the other party learned these messy words from, anyway, he and Fu Jiu would never say such things in front of children.
"No." Gu Niansi glared at Kaka angrily, "Who did you learn this from?"
"Auntie's mobile phone." Kaka patted her chest proudly, "Kaka never forgets."
"Kaka also knows that you accompany her to watch Sensen, look at the moon, and talk about melon seeds, pigeons, and ginseng philosophy, but I haven't accompanied you to watch Sensen, the moon, or talk about melon seeds, pigeons and ginseng."
The child's eyes were black and bright, when he stared at Gu Niansi closely, he was reluctant to spank the child's bottom.
"..."
Few Chinese characters are correct in a sentence, and the shy Gu Niansi wished to find a semi-permanent mask for his son to wear.
This mouth is really annoying.
Lingling and Lin Wensheng were the last to arrive. Originally, Lin Wensheng could understand the orienteering map. After all, this is what he took in his college physical education class. Who knew that the little girl would wow when she saw this and that when she saw that.
The scattered shops in the small town made it impossible for the little girl to walk, so she looked at you with pitiful eyes.
In an instant, the whole person wished to wrap up the whole city and give it to the other party.
What's more, Lin Wensheng likes children from the bottom of his heart. Seeing Lingling like that, he can only give up the right to choose a house, and follow the children's mind, wandering in the shops again and again.
With the little cash on my body, I bought all the sachets for the children.
"This one is for the little dad, this one is for the big daddy, this one is for the younger brother, and this one with flowers is for the first brother..." The little girl was wearing a sun hat, a white skirt and a thin coat that shaded the sun. Following behind Lin Wensheng, he looked at the beautiful little sachet in his hand as he walked.
I can't wait to show it to others now and share it with others.
You'll Also Like
-
People are in Star Iron, but the universe is plagued by locusts
Chapter 330 3 hours ago -
Ocean Survival: Get the God-level Kraken at the beginning
Chapter 198 3 hours ago -
One Piece: My Five Elder Stars Father
Chapter 97 3 hours ago -
Abyssal Distortion Files
Chapter 26 3 hours ago -
Abyss Game: I am covered with cheats
Chapter 327 3 hours ago -
Madam, believe me, how can I be a minotaur?
Chapter 210 3 hours ago -
Anime, Girlfriend Shokuhou Misaki
Chapter 441 3 hours ago -
Chronicles of the Green Vine: A Mortal’s Path to Immortality
Chapter 1136 3 hours ago -
Devouring Stars, becoming Luo Feng's golden finger
Chapter 119 15 hours ago -
Humanity is missing, luckily I have billions of clones
Chapter 186 15 hours ago