Kill Matt and give me a cub

awful

Early in the morning, Qi's mother asked Qi Heng to buy baby milk powder, pacifiers, and butt wipes. She also specially told him that a new mother and baby supermarket opened in the new district, and there was a discount for applying for a card.

Qi Heng got up early and set off.

If Gu Zijun wants to battle dance skills with others, of course he has to be a little better.In the past few days, he has been paying attention to observation. Qi's mother doesn't go out of the house very often, so she shouldn't see him.

He put on a gothic jersey and put on some makeup on his face. Gu Zijun's makeup skills are not very good.Anyway, I used the whitest foundation color number to brush repeatedly like painting a wall, and then my hand was still shaking when I drew the eyeliner, and as a result, I drew a few small jagged teeth on the eyelids. His eyeliner became thicker and thicker, and he was quite satisfied with the dark circles under his eyes.

The most exciting thing is the hairstyle. I touched a layer of styling wax, and then grabbed a few little chirp out of the long hair.All of a sudden, I increased my height by more than 20 centimeters.

Walked out confidently,

As soon as he went out, he saw Qi's mother strolling in the living room with the baby in her arms.Seeing him, she was startled and said, "Ah...you're going to die!" Qi's mother had no good looks towards Gu Zijun, but when she saw him dressed like this, she suddenly became angry.

Gu Zijun looked at Qi's mother like a mouse seeing a cat, but when he wanted to go back, Qi's mother stopped him and scolded: "Are you trying to piss me off? What kind of hairstyle is this? There's a lightning rod stuck in his head? Isn't that right?" One is five."

"Auntie." Gu Zijun stuttered.

Qi's mother said: "Your face is painted by the soul, just like the little paper man made in the past, go and wash your face quickly. If you don't wash it off, you are not allowed to go out!"

Gu Zijun didn't dare to fight against Qi's mother, so he slipped to the toilet to wash his face, and rubbed it vigorously with makeup remover.I washed my face red before I came out.

Qi's mother is holding the child in one hand and waiting at the door with scissors in the other.

Gu Zijun almost pissed in fright: "You... what are you going to do?"

"Leave your hair and leave no one behind." Qi's mother snorted coldly: "The people who live here are all old neighbors. Seeing you fix this lightning rod, you could have a heart attack. Sit down quickly."

Gu Zijun was reluctant to cut his hair. This hair covered his attitude and views on life. Just as he was about to speak, Qi's mother gave her a look like a knife.He didn't dare to speak, and sat on the small bench aggrieved.

Seeing her grandson's round eyes with relish, Qi's mother complained, "This little one is quite strong!"

Put the little boy in the crib, the little boy is obedient and easy to coax, and not disturbing at all.

Mother Qi took the watering can for watering the flowers and sprayed some water on his head, then took a pair of large scissors and cut them ruthlessly.

Seeing that the lightning rod was quickly flattened, I don't know what brand of hairspray is still strong, and it was still a cone when it was cut.

After cutting off five lightning rods, Qi's mother said angrily, "Just to cut your hair, the scissors are all scissors."

After cutting his hair, he asked Gu Zijun to wash his hair, and after washing, he found the clippers at home.Mother Qi used to cut Qi Heng's hair.Best at cutting that obedient hairstyle.After cutting, he brushed the broken hair with his hands.

Gu Zijun's clean face is quite delicate without makeup.Combined with this crisp hairstyle, it looks like the kind of good student a teacher would love.

He just heard the fader buzzing at the base of his ears, and wanted to cry without tears. He pursed his lips aggrieved, but he didn't dare to say anything in front of his mother-in-law.

Qi's mother admired it after cutting her hair, and found that Gu Zijun's drooping hair was fine.Seeing him depressed, he gave him a rare comfort: "Finally he looks like a human being, and my son likes it like this."

When Gu Zijun heard this, he felt a little better.

However, Qi's mother's good face can only be maintained to this extent, seeing the black cloak-like battle robe he is wearing.Immediately said: "Change a piece of clothes."

"I don't have any clothes to wear." Gu Zijun moaned.

This dress looks inconspicuous, it is expensive, it is his favorite dress.

As soon as Qi's mother heard that she had returned to the house, she found a few washed and whitish T-shirts and jeans, and said, "This was worn by Qi Heng when he was 15 years old. It's about the same size as you are now. You can try it on!"

When Gu Zijun heard that it was her husband's childhood clothes, he immediately changed into them.

When she came out and took a look, Qi's mother was satisfied.

Gu Zijun looked like a high school student now.The clothes are simple, the face is clean, and it is matched with the hairstyle of a good student.Really tender.

Qi's mother said: "From now on, you must wear like this."

"Oh."

Qi's mother muttered: "I really don't know what you young people like, it would be nice to be refreshing like this. I'll go downstairs with you later, the salt is almost gone, I'm going to buy salt."

When we went downstairs together, we opened the door and saw three old neighbors chatting on the stairs.

Seeing the two of them, he didn't recognize that Gu Zijun was the Shamat who had made a fuss a while ago.

Said: "Hey, who is this?"

Qi's mother said hello, and did not forget to educate Gu Zijun: "This is Grandma Liu, Aunt Li, Aunt Gu, say hello."

Gu Zijun said: "Grandma Liu, hello Aunt Li, hello Aunt Gu."

"It's so cute!"

Originally, Qi's mother didn't recognize Gu Zijun, so she could cover it up by just fabricating a character.But she was straightforward, and said: "My daughter-in-law."

"What?" The three old neighbors were stunned for a moment, and then they looked over carefully.Gu Zijun looks handsome and is also a man.Could it be that she lost her mind and went crazy, how could Qi Heng find a man to be his wife if he is so good.

Qi's mother didn't like to talk too much, so she hurriedly went downstairs.Her son got mixed up with this killer and gave birth to a son. What can she do?

Gu Zijun looked at Qi's mother in a bad mood, and the hairs on his neck stood on end.When I went downstairs, I took three steps and two steps and disappeared in front of Qi's mother, saving him from coming back to make trouble later.

Gu Zijun took several buses before arriving at the garage bar, but as soon as he entered, he went up to the bar owner and down to his friend Big Yellow Mao, but he didn't recognize Gu Zijun.

Gu Zijun had no choice but to take the initiative to report his family name. When he went, the two sides were in a tense confrontation.As soon as he appeared.Several people burst out laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"What's the matter? Where's your hair?"

"Emma, ​​I'm still wondering where a high school student is."

"Is this still our Highness Purple Meteor? How can someone destroy his attitude towards life?"

"No matter how good your martial arts are, you are still afraid of scissors!"

In the tense and serious battle scene, both sides laughed, which is more than a fart.

Gu Zijun was very ashamed over there.

Da Huang Mao said: "Why did you become like this?"

Gu Zijun said with tears in his eyes: "I went to the male god's house, but my mother-in-law said that I would keep my hair and leave no one behind." He had to bow his head under the eaves.

With big yellow hair and colorful black hair, Gu Zijun was stupefied with envy.Once upon a time, his five lightning rods were also famous in Shamat circles, so wait for me.

The big yellow hair was surprised: "You have already entered the house?"

Gu Zijun glared at him: "It sounds like a thief."

"Did you get mad at that scumbag?" Big Yellow Mao asked, Gu Zijun got the medicine from him back then, who knew that guy would turn his face and deny anyone after sleeping with him.He even called his friends over to threaten him.If he and a few people hadn't arrived nearby in time, they would probably have made a move. If they really put on their pants, they wouldn't recognize anyone.

Gu Zijun said: "He treats me very well." The current life is like a dream to him.

"The IQ of a person in love is really zero. He may be lying to you. He will coax you first and then abandon you." Big Yellow Mao said.Having met him twice before, the disgust in Qi Heng's eyes is very obvious, and it is impossible to change it in a short time.

Sure enough, Gu Zijun hesitated when he said this, and said for a while: "Then I don't regret it, as long as I can sleep with him again, death is worth it."

The big yellow hair couldn't understand, and said: "It's just as long as you are happy."

Gu Zijun has a cute hairstyle on his head, and he feels very sad... Losing his signature long hair, he is out of place in Shamate's circle.uncomfortable...

Gu Zijun stayed here for a while, but left because he was too depressed.

After returning home, Qi Heng was startled, looked him up and down quickly, and asked, "Did you get arrested by the police?"

Gu Zijun burst into tears and cried, "Your mother is stronger than the police!"

Then tell Qi Heng what happened after sobbing.

Qi Hengdao: "When my mother didn't retire, she was the director of the junior high school's academic affairs office." She specializes in catching puppy love and unqualified hairstyles.For someone like Gu Zijun, it's a miracle that she could endure it for so long.

Qi Heng thought, maybe her mother had made up her mind a long time ago, that's why she asked him to go so far to buy milk powder, and wanted to cut it first and play later.

Seeing that his daughter-in-law was so sad, Qi Heng held her in his arms and coaxed her, saying, "It's pretty."

"really?"

"Really." Qi Heng comforted, and then found that he was wearing his previous clothes, and said with a smile: "Where did you find these clothes?"

"My mother-in-law found it."

Qi Heng leaned into the sleepy Gu Zijun's ear and said, "Wearing your husband's clothes, how about going to your friend's place to show off your affection?"

Gu Zijun raised his eyes and looked at him, but his face turned red after a while: "I kind of like it." Gu Zijun felt like a pervert, and wearing Qi Heng's clothes really gave him a refreshing feeling. It was equivalent to a skin-to-skin relationship, and his whole body was wrapped , being touched all over.

Qi Heng could tell from the expression on this little pervert that he was a little emotional.Gently slid his hand over his neck, Gu Zijun let out a snort and softened a little as if he had no bones, his eyes flashed Ren Jun's anxious eyes, Qi Heng said: "Be good."

Gu Zijun bit his lower lip, reluctantly parting.He couldn't believe that he was the only one who came up with this idea.It's really a pity that I can't go deep when the love is strong.

Gu Zijun had a new haircut, as if he was a different person.The corners of his eyes were red, as if a good student had been dragged off the altar by a bad guy, tainted with love and couldn't extricate himself, and became more and more alluring.