That facial paralysis you dropped your book

"You Grieving Idiot" is the famous work of "I only masturbate today". The plot is as brainless as the title, and it basically belongs to the level of insulting IQ when viewed with IQ.But why does such a thing make "I only masturbate today" a hit?That's thanks to the painter who only has one shot.The rotten plot can't stop the excellent painting style and delicious flesh, but fortunately, the wife no longer writes and draws by herself. Since the wife has her own screenwriter, the level of the plot and the painting style are finally unified.

Although "I only masturbate today" has not drawn a new book for a long time, Guo Jie is still her loyal fan. After all, he started when "I only masturbated today" was updated on Weibo. After chasing it, Guo Jie still remembers how he couldn't stop watching the whole book while complaining about the plot.

He opened the script very excitedly. Before recording the dry sound, he suddenly thought of a question. The reason why this comic is so popular is because of his wife's artist, not the plot, but the radio drama... is to watch the plot of.

Guo Jie clicked and opened the TXT document with the heart of death, until the text in the document appeared in front of his eyes, Guo Jie finally breathed a sigh of relief.Obviously, the planner also felt that the plot and lines of "You Grieving Idiot" are too unbearable to look at directly, so most of the lines have been re-edited. Although the meaning is still the same as the original, there are many ridiculous lines have all been replaced.However, that shocking line that ran through the audience and was complained about countless times has still not been replaced.

Guo Jie looked at the document full of eyes full of "Oh, you annoying idiot." Suddenly he didn't know what to say, maybe he should be glad that this line is the main one, and he doesn't have to say it from his mouth, otherwise He might have to laugh to the point of seizures while saying it.

One second before he clicked on the recording software, Guo Jie still couldn't help but gloat in his heart. He really didn't know which CV took the main role of this radio drama so unscrupulously.

A certain person who was flying up in the "You Grieving Stupid" group sneezed violently.

Guo Jie has always been very passionate about the things he likes, and the lines in "You Grieving Idiot" are actually very simple, except for the occasional few words "don't", "you go", "no, please Don't do this", basically just need to breathe.

Guo Jie especially likes this kind of radio drama that is basically full of meat, firstly because he plays well, and secondly... because there are few lines, just breathe!

Although every time he finished the assignment in the dormitory, his roommate would cast a horrified look at him.

It's not that Guo Jie has never thought about it, and tried to match some dramas, but after reading the scripts, Guo Jie found that he didn't have the slightest passion or impulse for this kind of dramas. Although the plots of some scripts are indeed exciting, but He still likes to simply pant.

It is also hopeless.

Guo Jie's dubbing went very smoothly this time. For the first episode of the radio drama, he completed one-third of the lines in one and a half hours. He glanced at the time in the lower right corner—25:[-], and there are [-] minutes left. Power outage.Guo Jie thought for a while, saved the dry sound, and closed the recording software.

In fact, he could use these 25 minutes to type up the draft of the manga, but Guo Jie is a person suffering from serious illness, he is a...

late-stage cancer patients.

Adhering to the belief of "NOZUONODIE", Guo Jie decided to let him die, anyway, there is still half a month left.

Guo Jie threw away the psychological burden without hesitation, opened the 2333 game website, and played his favorite... little princess dress-up.

An unknown roommate said in an interview with the author that it was the first time he met such a silly roommate in his 20 years of life.

People do not send/wasting young people, Guo Jie has always regarded this sentence as the truth, so he spent another three days wandering, and after happily handing in the dry voice, Guo Jie finally got the opportunity to join this radio drama interactive group post/wave Chance.

In fact, according to the traditional practice, CVs should be added to the group after taking over the drama, so as to facilitate communication between CVs and plan reminders. This is what the planners did when they cooperated with him for the first time, but when they saw clearly After knowing the personality of Guo Jie, when working with him again, you must wait for him to finish his dry voice before letting him join the group.Why?If this rambunctious flying thing enters the group, don't say that he can reach the Tuganyin, he can bring the CV of the whole crew to the Tuyin together!

The most hateful thing is that the crooked Miao Miaomiao still has the possibility of being straightened, but as the culprit of the crooked Miao Miaomiao, Guo Jie cannot be straightened at all!He will only be pulled more and more crooked!

The group is buzzing right now, artists, planners, screenwriters, and CVs are all chatting happily.

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat: come, come, the legendary little pot is here, welcome everyone

【Master accepts】The lid on the broken pot: Hey!Do you guys miss me? XD

[Artist] Do you want to eat eggs: Oh, Xiaolangguo is here?Xiaolangguo, do you still remember me, I am your balls XD

【Master accepts】The lid on the broken pot: ...

[Main Attack] Cucumbers have become fine: Hey, Guozi, it’s you who deserves me again. If this goes on, I think you’ll have to marry me sooner or later.

【Master accepts】The lid on the broken pot: ...

【Lord accepts】The lid on the broken pot: Shut up!Shameless old thief!Watch this old man chop you up, you cucumber essence!

[Main attack] Cucumbers become fine: Cough... Calm down, pot, I haven't finished recording my dry voice yet, if you cut me off so early, who will satisfy you afterwards?

Guo Jie rolled his eyes when he saw "Cucumber is a genius" who started to tease him constantly. Cucumber Jing started acting in dramas at about the same time as Guo Jie. He is a standard 1.0 gentleman with an attacking voice, and he has never acted as an actor since he entered the circle. Coincidentally, he is the one who has collaborated with Guo Jie the most. Starting from the first radio drama in which Guo Jie played the role of the main receiver, basically eight of the ten receivers that Guo Jie has played are paired with Cucumber Jing. Yes, so the two of them have gradually gained a lot of CP fans. I heard that they even named their CP, called——

Golden pot.

Guo Jie just wanted to say, what the hell name? !

However, although Guo Jie and Cucumber Jing entered the circle at about the same time, and started to turn pink at about the same time, this guy is now a big pink that is almost purple, and Guo Jie, because of reasons other than meat drama, is not worthy. It is still a little pink with little reputation.

[Dragon set A] Mung bean bag: imitation fake dick, one hundred and eighty, with spiral vibration pumping/inserting function, pot, how about one?

【Main attack】Cucumbers become fine: ...

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat:...

[Artist] Do you want to eat eggs: ...

【Master accepts】The lid on the broken pot: ...

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat: I’m talking to you, bag, if it wasn’t because I know you, I would have kicked you as an advertisement just now...

[Dragon set A] Mung bean bag: Don't praise me so much, I will be proud

Guo Jie looked at the message sent by the mung bean bag, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth twice. Was that a compliment just now? ? ?

Drag out -1s.