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Cover CV on the Broken Pot: Does my wife have someone she likes?

Obviously knowing that inquiring into other people's lives is very annoying, but Guo Jie still couldn't help asking this question.However, the typing speed is not too slow. I just slapped a gun but didn't reply for a long time, as if I was thinking about how to answer.

Guo Jie lowered his eyes, feeling a little inexplicably lost.Perhaps every fancier and fancier will do this when they know that their beloved wife has someone they like, Guo Jie thought to himself, although he was slightly relieved, but his heart was still inexplicably blocked.

I just jerked off today: Yeah, but he doesn't seem very interested in me.

Looking at the reply from the other party after a long time, Guo Jie suddenly felt a burst of anger burning in his heart.

The cover CV on the broken pot: That must be because he has no vision!Very blind!Madam, don't be sad, this kind of person is not interested in such an excellent wife, it must be a lonely ending!

Guo Jie tapped on the keyboard angrily, but inexplicably sneezed loudly the moment he sent the message.

Rubbing the tip of his itchy nose, Guo Jie looked at the screen inexplicably.Why did he suddenly sneeze? Did someone scold him behind his back just now?

I haven't had much work recently, and Guo Jie has been idle for several days after handing in all dry notes.

Today was another boring day, as usual, he lay on the bed like a salted fish and swiped Weibo with his mobile phone, until a Weibo came into view, and Guo Jie suddenly became refreshed.

Cucumber becomes fine CV: I have considered for a long time whether to tell you about this, but today, I finally made up my mind to tell you.I had a lover two months ago, and I came out in front of my family last night. Although my parents couldn't accept it at first, they also blessed me and him, so today, I am here to announce it!I have a date!Don't put me and the pot lid that Sabi together again! !

Guo Jie, who had been smiling all the time, completely changed his expression when he read the last sentence clearly.

Fuck, your uncle's rotten cucumber, you are the f***ing Sabi, your whole family is like that!

Seeing Cucumber Jing’s Weibo full of the sour smell of love between the lines, as a single dog exuding a fragrance that exists on the opposite side of them, Guo Jie gritted his teeth silently, and suddenly felt like posting a troublesome Weibo impulse.For example, forwarding this Weibo and attaching a sentence like "You heartless man" and "Have you thought about the child in my stomach?" No matter what the reaction was, Guo Jie still gave up the idea of ​​dying.

The cover CV on the broken pot: Congratulations, when will the wedding candy be distributed?I don’t eat dog food, but happy candy can be considered. XD Also, you are the f*cking sabi, if you dare to ruin my innocence, I will poach your corner! //@蓝蓝成fine啦CV: I have considered for a long time whether to tell you about this, but today, I finally made up my mind to tell you.I had a lover two months ago, and I came out in front of my family last night. Although my parents couldn't accept it at first, they also blessed me and him, so today, I am here to announce it!I have a date!Don't put me and the pot lid that Sabi together again! !

After thinking about the words for a long time, Guo Jie finally reposted Cucumber Jing's Weibo, but there were still many unknown creatures in his comment area, such as...

Jin Poguo's life push: QAQ, I can completely make up the image of Guoguo typing these words with tears in his eyes, woo woo woo cucumber essence, this heartless man!To live up to the pot so much!I'm going to take off powder, hum!

Guo Jie twitched the corner of his mouth, who is crying?He wiped the dry corners of his eyes, and felt that when he was in elementary school, his mind was not as big as this girl's.

A small broken pot made of gold: How could this happen, my CP was dismantled just like that!Pot, you go work hard, you go get the cucumber back QAQ we are all your support club!

Guo Jie covered the corners of his eyes that were starting to cramp, please let Cucumber and his boyfriend love each other well, and don't let me be a third party, okay?

There is meat in the golden pot: As the resource homepage of the CP of the golden pot, I was really sad and sad when I saw this microblog of Guozi. I never thought that Guozi would dare not even fight for it. That’s it. Letting go without nostalgia, I am really disappointed, I will never use this account again from today, and the resource homepage of the golden broken pot will retire from today, everyone will see you in the rivers and lakes.

Guo Jie looked at the comment with the highest likes and covered his throbbing forehead with some powerlessness.The man is not sick, is he?I thank you for disappointing me, okay?Guo Jie complained wildly in his heart, but at the moment he just felt that even complaining about these people was a waste of time.He pinched his eyebrows and decided not to read those comments that could only waste time.

However, the few comments refreshed before closing made Guo Jie's eyes widen.

Cucumber's dear baby: Damn, you are really shameless. On the surface, you bless others, but in private, you let your idiot fans attack Cucumber!I've hated you for a long time, but I didn't expect your character to be worse than I imagined!Shameless!

Dear Pai Cucumber: What are you pretending to be, you, who wants to treat you to a wedding candy? You have been doing CP for so many years with our cucumbers, and now you are still pretending to be pitiful and letting your unlucky fans curse Cucumbers. Boy ticket, why are you so shameless?Let me tell you, my cucumber is so big that I don't like you!Pooh!

Guo Jie: "..."

I didn't intend to let him take a fancy to me, okay? !

Watching his Weibo comments become a bloody battlefield, Guo Jie supported his forehead and clicked on the original blog comment of Cucumber Chengjing. As expected, he saw a lot of fans who were "fighting against injustice" for him. Cucumber Jing and Cucumber Jing's boyfriend attacked personally.Feeling the pulsating veins on his forehead, Guo Jie felt his head was getting pissed off.

Gai CV on Broken Pot: Make a statement, Cucumber and I have always been just good friends, and I have no thoughts of crossing the line towards him, please stop your guessing brains, as for some who are going to attack Cucumber, please Don't add drama to yourself, thank you.That's all I'm going to say, think what you like.

Angrily typing this line, Guo Jie didn't bother to think about the consequences of sending them out, so he just pressed Enter.Anyway, the big deal is that the quarrel is even worse than it is now. Since one or two are so idle, let's quarrel.

However, not long after he posted this Weibo, the number of retweets suddenly increased dramatically.Guo Jie scratched his head in doubt. Logically speaking, he posted such a Weibo post that was clearly outraged by fans. The surge should be comments. Why retweets?

Guo Jie opened the retweet prompt curiously, and suddenly found that his Weibo was retweeted by Mrs. Zhiyiyipao, and it was accompanied by a particularly ambiguous sentence.

I just jerk off today: Don’t talk about it, I’m actually his boyfriend.

A doge expression is added after the period.

Guo Jie stared dumbfounded at his wife's Weibo. He didn't know what he was feeling at the moment. All he knew was that his wife was either possessed by some strange ghost, or someone else posted Weibo on her behalf.After all, the wife is such a serious person, how can she send a doge expression? !

Guo Jie, who didn't realize that he had made a mistake at all, clicked on his wife's comment section, and found that as expected, 50.00% of them were comments from fans asking why his wife suddenly used doge emoticons, and the remaining 50.00% were surprised that his wife was a man or a wife Don't pretend to be a boy.Oh, and between these two 50.00%, there are still a few ashamed people who are asking about the relationship between his wife and him.

Guo Jie stretched his waist to relieve the pain in his waist from sitting for too long, and then decisively opened the chat window with Mrs.

Cover CV on the Broken Pot: Ma'am!Why did you post such a Weibo!

I just have a blast today: If you feel uncomfortable, I can delete it.

Cover CV on Broken Pot: No, no need to delete [cover your face], I’m just curious why my wife posted this Weibo 00

I just had a blast today: I just don’t want to see what they say so badly.

Seeing his wife's reply, Guo Jie felt a little lost for no reason. Feeling his own sense of loss, Guo Jie widened his eyes in horror. Fuck, why did he feel this way just now? Could it be that the pure friendship with his wife is no longer there? Can you satisfy him?No, my wife said that he has someone he likes!

I just jerk off today: After all, I quite like you.

It seemed that because Guo Jie didn’t reply for a long time, he felt that there was something he didn’t say clearly. His wife sent another message. Guo Jie stared blankly at the words sent by his wife, feeling his little heart suddenly There was a flutter, and even though he understood that the love his wife said was only for friends, his face still felt hot for no reason.

Before Guo Jie could figure out what to reply to his wife, he heard someone knock on his door. He felt relieved and left a message for his wife saying that after he left for a while, Guo Jie rushed to open the door.

The only one who could knock on his door was Lu Chen, who stood with his chest folded. He pointed to the window of the guest room with his chin: "The weather is nice today, don't you need to stay at home all the time? Do you want to go out and play?"

Hearing what Lu Chen said to him clearly, Guo Jie couldn't hold back in the end, and scanned Lu Chen from head to toe with the gaze of "you must have cat cakes", but... looked out the window The scorching sun, and thinking about himself who was about to get hairy when he was too idle, Guo Jie still nodded violently to Lu Chen several times.

"But I don't want to take you there." Apparently annoyed by Guo Jie's expression just now, Lu Chen glanced at him with a smile on his face, turned around and left after speaking.

Looking at Lu Chen's back, Guo Jie pouted speechlessly. The more he got along with Lu Chen, the more he felt that his short temper was definitely a material for being suppressed.Sweeping his gaze over Lu Chen's waist and observing his figure, Guo Jie clicked his tongue inwardly, ashamed of his height of more than 1.8 meters.

After all, Guo Jie still feels a little weird to be 1.8 meters five.

Lu Chen, who had no idea that he was being beaten by Guo Jie in his heart, sneezed violently. He rubbed his itchy nose angrily, turned his head, and looked at Guo Jie fiercely: "Will you go or not? Don't pull it down."

"Go! Go! Go!"