That facial paralysis you dropped your book

The idea of ​​online shopping was completely lost, Guo Jie slumped on the chair, suddenly, a blue light flashed in his mind, he can go to the button to ask the boss!

Pot Lid: Boss!What is our home address! !Tell me what!

Boss: You guessed it.

I guess your sister.

Guo Jie ruthlessly grabbed the small plastic potted plant on the table, whoever it was.

Angrily closing the dialog box, Guo Jie slumped on the chair for a while, and then pulled himself together again.He clicked on the Weibo page, intending to see if the jokers he followed had produced new jokes.However, when he saw the empty Weibo homepage, Guo Jie realized that he was logged in with a small account.

Rubbing his nose, Guo Jie, who was too lazy to change his number, simply clicked on his personal homepage and read the comments under the last update.

The legendary big hentai: Ma'am, you are so awesome, this Play is super delicious lick lick lick

Meow Meow Meow Meow: Hey...the upstairs really is a real big hentai, madam, please draw the boss more beautifully QAQ I'm kneeling down and begging you ma'am!

I am a person with backbone: ma'am, if you don't make the boss look better, I will, I will... I will jump off the roof!

The old monk is already blindsided: Forget about the above, if my wife would listen to me, I would not be in a wheelchair now.

Sure enough, the comments were still full of wailing for him to make the boss look better, Guo Jie touched his chin, and decided to continue to ignore their pictures.But after reading their messages, Guo Jie suddenly had the urge to update again. He took out a new digital tablet from the drawer, hummed a song and started a new round of trouble.

I don’t know if it was influenced by the encounter between the boss and the screenwriter on the street before, Guo Jie’s painting this time is S Lover X Shaking M Boss Play, Guo Jie is very happy to draw, and he didn’t notice the S in this picture at all. The appearance of the lover is a bit too similar to that screenwriter.

After posting the update, he closed the browser, and after playing an online game he hadn't touched for a long time, Guo Jie turned off the computer a little bored.Looking at the still useless right foot, Guo Jie sighed, stretched out his hand and gently rubbed the slightly swollen ankle.

Looking at the time displayed on the phone, Guo Jie felt a little hungry.Lu Chen bought the lunch together with the breakfast and stored it in the refrigerator. At this moment, he only needs to take it out and put it in the microwave to heat it up for a while.

Happily taking out the three large porcelain bowls in the refrigerator, Guo Jie sang an out-of-tune song while putting them on the cooking table, and began to heat them in the microwave one by one.

The biggest drawback of the microwave oven is that the space is too small, and there is no way to heat all the meals at once, so the meal started when Guo Jie kept repeating the action of moving the heated meals from the microwave oven to the dining table. up.

After eating the breakfast that should be called lunch, Guo Jie rubbed his swollen stomach. After looking at the distance between the dining table and the kitchen, in order to avoid the tragedy of vomiting, he decided to give up jumping over to put the dishes and chopsticks in the sink. The action of the bowl machine.

After eating for a while leaning on the chair, Guo Jie slowly moved towards the sofa after making sure that his movement would not cause any unbearable ending.

What could be more comfortable than watching a movie on a soft sofa after a full stomach?

He fished out a pack of unopened potato chips from under the coffee table. While picking up the remote control to order the latest movie, Guo Jie took out a pack of also unopened oversized shrimp crackers from under the sofa.

The movie started, and Guo Jie happily opened the potato chips and shrimp crackers, and put two packs of snacks beside him. Guo Jie watched while eating, but always felt that something was missing.He looked left and right, clapped his palms, and fished out two cans of unopened Coke from under the four-dimensional drawer-like tea table.

While watching a hilarious comedy movie, Guo Jie picked up potato chips and ate a couple of bites from time to time. After feeling salty, he picked up an unopened can of Coke, pulled the tab and drank a few bites.

It's really flattering.

When Lu Chen returned home, he saw such a scene. Looking at the four or five empty snack packages lying on the sofa, he couldn't help but twitched his eyes.

"You had a good day today." He suddenly said, startling Guo Jie who didn't realize that he had come back.Guo Jie, who was stuffing French fries into his mouth, choked in shock and began to cough violently.

"Would you like some..." After taking two mouthfuls of Coke to stop coughing, Guo Jie weakly looked at Lu Chen who was staring at him, thought for a while, and handed the bag of French fries in front of him: “Very tasty…”

Unexpectedly, Lu Chen did not give him a disdainful look and then turned away as Guo Jie thought, but unceremoniously put the dinner in his hand on the coffee table, and then took the dinner from Guo Jie's hand. French fries, sat down next to him.

Seeing his favorite spicy french fries fell into Lu Chen's hands, he didn't dare to reach out to take it out. He hurriedly went to the coffee table to search again, but the coffee table was empty. He had already taken out all the snacks, and he had eaten up two-thirds of them.

"I don't like this taste." Watching Guo Jie's series of "performances", Lu Chen suppressed the urge to laugh, and handed him the French fries with no expression on his face.

"It's really tasteless." Although he was very happy that Lu Chen didn't like this taste, Guo Jie still couldn't hold back and complained softly. Chen heard it clearly.Lu Chen raised his eyebrows, and just when Guo Jie's hand was about to touch the packaging bag, he pulled his hand back suddenly: "I suddenly feel that this taste is okay, I can just make do with it, you can do whatever you want."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and pretended to watch the movie carefully, but he still felt the scorching gaze staring at him, as if he wanted to burn him out of a hole.

As if to stimulate him on purpose, Lu Chen took another piece of French fries and put it in his mouth.

"Okay, I'll give you this back." He handed the french fries to Guo Jie again, and Guo Jie quickly snatched it away, then turned to the other side, as if afraid of being snatched away by him again, shrinking back. They ate in a ball.

"By the way, don't you want Wifi?" After watching the movie in silence for a while, Lu Chen suddenly said, he picked up a bag that was placed between two bags of takeaway and handed it to Guo Jie, "Here, pack it yourself. "

Seeing this, Guo Jie, who was pouring the crumbs of French fries into his mouth, threw away the packaging bag that was upside down on his face, and took the bag in Lu Chen's hand with an almost reverent expression.

Seeing the leftover french fries in the packaging bag flying out like heavenly maidens and falling on the floor and sofa, Lu Chen felt that the corners of his eyes were twitching with the anger in his heart.But looking at Guo Jie's unbelievably happy expression, his anger subsided a lot inexplicably, forget it, at worst, let him take a vacuum cleaner to clean up his feet when they are healed.

Guo Jie, who didn't know that he would soon become a coolie, was still immersed in the excitement of not having to consume data. He happily held the bag in his arms, just like a new father holding his newborn child.

Lu Chen looked at him speechlessly, really didn't understand why he was so excited, isn't it just a router?He shook his head, and turned his gaze back to the movie playing on the TV.

"That...boss..." A flattering voice came from beside him, and Lu Chen couldn't help sighing, every time Guo Jie spoke to him in this tone, he must be asking for something from him, "What's the matter? "

"Can you help me to the study?" Guo Jie stretched out his hand and tugged at his shirt, and when he turned his head to look at him, his eyes widened with purity.

Hearing the word "study", Lu Chen's brows tightened indistinctly, but he soon relaxed: "What are you doing in the study?"

"Install the router!" Guo Jie answered confidently, but in fact he was still a little selfish. He went exploring in the study room last night, and before he could see anything clearly, he accidentally tore the mannequin apart, and then he just focused on dressing up. That thing, I didn't even see what else was inside.

Thinking of the "materials" stored in his bookcase, Lu Chen's face changed, he coughed lightly, and avoided Guo Jie's sight by pretending to concentrate on watching a movie, "Just put it in the guest room, the study There is no place."

Taking advantage of Lu Chen not paying attention to him, Guo Jie put on a disgusted expression towards him, there is no place, the study room is obviously bigger than the guest room, it must be that he has some secrets that he does not want to let himself know.Guo Jie snorted lightly with his nose. Anyway, he doesn't have to go to work in the company. When his foot is healed, he can go to see it whenever he wants.

"Then...boss...can you help me to the guest room?" He changed the destination, and the flattery in his voice disappeared.Lu Chen didn't answer, but simply stood up and stretched out his hand.

I have to say that as a crutch, Lu Chen is still very competent.At least Guo Jie felt quite at ease when he was supporting him.

After Lu Chen helped him to the guest room, he left. Hearing the sound of footsteps, it seemed that he was going to the living room to continue watching movies.But Guo Jie didn't care what he was doing at the moment, he hurriedly took the router out of the packaging bag, and after taking the main body out of the box, Guo Jie's enthusiasm was instantly extinguished.

The router needs a network cable to connect to the Internet. What about the network cable? !Why didn't the boss buy one back? !

Guo Jie was so troubled by the problem of the network cable that he almost went crazy, completely ignoring that there was a network cable connected to the socket on the laptop in front of him.When he found out, he had been troubled by this boring question for more than ten minutes.

Naturally low IQ should be hopeless.

After everything was set up, Guo Jie happily turned off the computer, turned on the mobile phone connected to Wi-Fi, and began to swipe buttons recklessly.However, his happy mood did not last long.

Civet cat: I know you are complaining about Hanshuang, but Nianyan has already forgiven me for her.

The corner of Guo Jie's mouth curled up in a mocking arc, and his expression became a little weird, as if a storm was brewing.

Pot cover: Who told you that she is qualified to forgive you for her sister?