That facial paralysis you dropped your book

It was obvious that Lu Chen had never thought that Lu Chen would have a yellow accent, and Lu's mother's complexion suddenly turned white and then dark, and it was very lively.However, compared to Mother Lu who was so angry that she was almost speechless, Guo Jie's reaction was obviously a little bit bigger. If his ankle was not still swollen, he would probably be able to jump up and protest on the spot, but at this moment, all he had left was words to protest. a choice.

He opened his mouth wide and was about to defend himself, but Lu Chen covered his mouth calmly.However, Guo Jie did not give up his determination to protest. He wanted to get rid of Lu Chen's hand with a few "huh" words, and then he felt his left cheek was pinched hard with his hand that had been lightly covering his mouth. .

Guo Jie suddenly burst into tears in pain, and finally succumbed to the pain of flesh and blood and fell silent.

"I'm so thankful for you to say such a thing! It's not disgusting!" Mother Lu angrily pointed her finger at Lu Chen's nose: "Do you think this man will treat you sincerely? You heard what he just said clearly, right? ? Tenant? Roommate? See for yourself what he thinks of you! Do you still want to talk about love with me now?!"

"That's right." Lu Chen suddenly laughed. He took two steps back, and after removing his hand from Guo Jie's mouth, he squatted down, stretched out his hand and gently groped Guo Jie's cheek: "We I just love playing role-playing games like this."

Guo Jie: "???"

Not caring about Guo Jie's eyes that said "what the hell are you talking about", Lu Chen cupped his face with one hand, slowly lowered his head and kissed him, and slowly reached behind him with the other hand, When Guo Jie tried to back away, he pinched his ass hard.

Guo Jie, who was twitched by the pain, gave up and ran away. He thought about the beauty of his boss, and felt that it would not be a loss if he was kissed, so he closed his eyes, looking like a good woman who is about to be ravaged.

However, the warm and soft lips in the imagination did not fall, Lu Chen just borrowed a seat, making Lu's mother standing behind think that he kissed Guo Jie.Looking at Guo Jie's expression, he couldn't help twitching the corners of his lips, but when he turned around, he changed back to that indifferent expression.Looking at his mother whose face was already livid, Lu Chen licked his lips as if reminiscing: "You are still not leaving, do you want to see my live 'performance' with him?"

Lu's mother who didn't seem to understand looked at him suspiciously. Lu Chen looked towards a corner not far away, and Lu's mother followed Lu Chen's gaze and glanced there, and saw a pair of wrinkled trousers lying there. There is also a broken belt next to it, which seems to be explaining what has just happened that is unspeakable but passionate.She blushed suddenly, her hands were shaking with anger.

"Shameless!" She cursed angrily, picked up the handbag she threw on the ground and left angrily.

During this period, Guo Jie, who played a very important role even though he didn't say a word, watched helplessly as Lu Chen used his yellow accent to mislead his old mother to think that way, and then made his old mother so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.He watched the angry Mother Lu leave the room in a daze.

Mother Lu closed the door very loudly, and the poor anti-theft door made a loud "bang" as it closed.It wasn't until Lu's mother left that Lu Chen pulled out his hand that was in Guo Jie's pants, and stood up slowly.

After Lu Chen straightened up, he did not forget Guo Jie who was still sitting there. He stretched out his hand, motioning for Guo Jie to take his hand and stand up, but Guo Jie pouted and turned his head away from him.Lu Chen raised his eyebrows, and his eyes fell on his hands gently rubbing his buttocks, he laughed silently, and went forward to hug him horizontally.

Guo Jie, who was still concentrating on rubbing his buttocks, felt that he was suddenly lifted into the air, so he jumped forward in fright, and hugged Lu Chen's neck tightly.His cheek was pressed against Lu Chen's neck, and the warm body temperature spread to his swollen left cheek gave him a strange sense of comfort, so Guo Jie not only buried his face in Lu Chen's neck, but also rubbed his face unceremoniously. several times.

Hugging a person who is not too light, Lu Chen's steps were not very heavy. He looked down at Guo Jie's flat stomach, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Fortunately, he usually took time to go to the gym, otherwise This beep can't be pretended.

Opening the door of the master bedroom, Lu Chen was about to put Guo Jie in his arms on the bed, when a strange sound suddenly entered his ears, he raised his head and looked around, but couldn't find the source of the sound, at this moment, There was another loud "grunt" sound, and the hands around his neck tightened suddenly, and only then did he understand where the sound came from.

"Hungry?" He put Guo Jie on the bed, sat on the edge of the bed and gently rubbed his right ankle.Guo Jie nodded, the desire in his eyes was about to break through his eyeballs.Looking at his expression, Lu Chen suddenly had the idea of ​​bullying him, so he frowned pretendingly: "What should I do, because I was stopped and forced to eat dinner when I got off work, I didn't have time to buy it for you. Rice. Why don't you bear it and eat it tomorrow morning?"

Guo Jie, who was originally eager, suddenly changed his face. He clutched his rumbling stomach, fell down on the bed with a sullen face, kicked away Lu Chen's hand holding his ankle, and turned his back to Lu Chen.

Seeing his flowing movements, Lu Chen couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hey," he reached out and patted Guo Jie's shoulder, "Do you really believe me? I lied to you, what do you want to eat?"

Guo Jie ignored him and just hummed heavily.

"Don't tell me? Then I'm going to take a shower, you can eat tomorrow." Lu Chen put away the smile in his voice, the cold voice made Guo Jie turn around hastily, seeing him still smiling It was only when I opened my eyes that I realized that I had been fooled again.Guo Jie gritted his teeth in anger, but at this moment his stomach growled again in aggrieved way, so he finally chose to compromise, "I want to eat meat, I want to eat beef noodles."

Lu Chen stretched out his hand and touched the top of his head: "There are still some materials at home, wait a moment, I'll make them for you."

Watching Lu Chen turn and leave the room, Guo Jie blinked his round eyes, the boss is planning to cook himself?Can I eat it?

Lu Chen came back quickly, but what he held in his hand was not the beef noodles that Guo Jie had been thinking about, but a boiled egg that had been peeled.Guo Jie looked at the egg that Lu Chen handed over with some distaste, but his hungry stomach was already starting to ache. After thinking about it, he still took the egg and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Don't eat!" However, before his lips touched the egg, Lu Chen snatched the egg from his hand.Guo Jie looked at Lu Chen with some resentment, paralyzed, it’s fine if you don’t give it to the subordinates, but you can’t eat it if you give it a boiled egg, is it possible that he should hatch this boiled egg into a chick? !

"Are you stupid?" Looking at Guo Jie's expression, Lu Chen guessed what he was thinking at the moment, so he sarcastically said, "How did you grow up so big? Didn't even know boiled eggs could get rid of bruises."

After hearing what he said, Guo Jie felt even more hungry.

"I will do it myself." He snatched the egg from Lu Chen's hand, "So you want me to starve to death in your bed? Let me tell you, if I starve to death here, I will definitely run around in the middle of the night every day Come out and lie on your bed. It won't scare you to death."

Lu Chen, who had already turned around and planned to go to the kitchen, turned his head back when he heard the sound, "I don't mind. Anyway, my sexual orientation is male."

After Lu Chen finished speaking, he left the room, leaving Guo Jie, who was so scared that his hairs stood on end, sitting alone on the bed.Guo Jie gently rolled the egg on his cheek twice, recalling his behavior of sleeping on the same bed with Lu Chen all this time, and suddenly felt that he was very, very dangerous.

But Guo Jie didn't have much time to think carefully about whether to abandon the big bed and move back to the guest room, because he smelled a fragrance wafting in from outside the room.He took two sharp inhalations and confirmed that it was the smell of beef bisque.He was so hungry that his saliva was about to drip from his mouth at this moment.

Unable to bear the temptation of food, Guo Jie slowly climbed off the bed and hopped from the side of the bed to the door.He leaned on the door frame and looked towards the kitchen. Lu Chen's busy back was vaguely visible inside the frosted glass sliding door.

He stared at the shadow in disbelief. Since he lived in the boss's house until now, both of them have been eating takeout for a living, and the only time the boss cooks is to cook a pot of porridge with no technical content.

The noodles were cooked quickly, and after the sound of the range hood running disappeared, Guo Jie eagerly jumped to the restaurant.There are already two porcelain bowls on the dining table, one is a normal-sized noodle bowl, and the other is obviously a large bowl for soup, even if Guo Jie's head can be stuffed into this bowl, it is more than enough.

Self-aware, he opened the chair in front of the bowl, and Guo Jie held his chin while waiting for Lu Chen to serve the noodles.

When Lu Chen came out with the big pot of noodles, Guo Jie's eyes lit up, and his longing eyes were glued to the pot he was holding... from the moment Lu Chen opened the sliding door.

When the two porcelain bowls were filled with steaming hot noodle soup, Guo Jie picked up the chopsticks and started to eat. However, the moment the noodles entered the mouth, Guo Jie's face changed completely, and he widened his eyes in surprise. Pointing at the bowl of noodles in front of him in disbelief: "This, this noodles!"

Hearing his trembling voice, Lu Chen also stopped eating noodles, raised his head and waited for his next words.

"This side is also...! Too difficult!...It's delicious!!" He was in the middle of speaking in distaste, and turned sharply after seeing Lu Chen's sharp eyes instantly.

"Eat more if it tastes good." Lu Chen gently raised the corners of his mouth, but this extremely gentle smile was no different from the wicked smile of a devil in Guo Jie's eyes.

"Okay, okay..." Guo Jie smiled dryly, and took another big mouthful of noodles.Damn it, the taste I smelled before was super fragrant, why is it salty and choking in my mouth, and there is even a faint bitter taste.He swallowed a mouthful of noodles in pain, and observed Lu Chen sitting opposite him from the corner of his eye.When he found that Lu Chen was expressionless as usual and was still eating the noodles one mouthful after another, Guo Jie suddenly had the urge to throw himself into the ground.

As expected of the boss, he really cooks his own food, no matter how unpalatable it is, he has to eat it with a blank expression.