That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Lu Chen fell to the ground in embarrassment, the corner of his mouth twitched as he watched Guo Jie, who was embracing him like a live octopus, "What's wrong?"

"I forgot about that dead mouse that came out of the closet, it, it! It gnawed off my tablet cable!!"

Looking at Guo Jie who said "You have to pay me back or I'll die for you right now" written on his face, Lu Chen suddenly wanted to get a charge/forward/gun to kill the owner of the note first. Let's talk.

"I'll pay you a new one, don't talk about it." Lu Chen pinched his brows weakly, "Can you get off me now? It's cold to lie on the marble floor."

Guo Jie hastily rolled aside from Lu Chen's body, and then came to a boring conclusion that the marble floor was indeed cold.Standing up, Guo Jie patted the dust that didn't exist on his body, turned his head to look at Lu Chen who hadn't stood up, and found that his expression seemed to be in pain, Guo Jie squatted down in a panic: "Boss, what are you doing?" gone?"

"What do you think?" Lu Chen glanced at him, and the movement of one hand on the ground and the other rubbing his lower back finally made Guo Jie understand what happened.He seemed to accidentally give away his boss's old waist.

Guo Jie hastily made a dogleg and slowly helped Lu Chen up from the ground. After all, he still has to wait for Lu Chen to pay for his sound card and digital board. What should I do if I get angry and don't pay him back?

"Boss, let me rub it for you?" When he panicked, Guo Jie liked to let out his fake boyish voice and come out for a walk. Hearing this familiar voice, Lu Chen turned his head and glanced at him.Looking at his pitiful appearance, coupled with his voice when he was acting in radio dramas, Lu Chen suddenly felt that he was very pleasing to the eye now, "Yes."

I couldn't help but dislike the boss in my heart for being too delicate, and it flashed up to my waist when I touched it.But Guo Jie didn't dare to show it on his face, and still kept a flattering smile.After helping Lu Chen to sit on the sofa, Guo Jie realized that he didn't know how to massage at all. After thinking for a while, he simply stretched out his hand and pinched the other's waist.

But the boss' waist...it feels pretty good to the touch.

Lu Chen, who originally felt that the pain in his waist was less so after being massaged, was finally pinched by Guo Jie, and finally turned his head with a dark face: "Are you giving me a massage or just want to pinch me?" ?”

"No." Guo Jie met Lu Chen's eyes very innocently, and his soft voice, which was originally rough like Zhang Fei's reincarnation, now seemed like a different person.Lu Chen pursed his lips, "If you keep talking to me in this voice in the future, I can consider replacing what I paid you with better ones."

After hearing what Lu Chen said, Guo Jie was stunned, and the hand that was pinching Lu Chen's waist while using the excuse of massaging while mopping up was also frozen there.Did he hear wrong?Did the sudden free pie just now really hit him on the head? !

"Don't want to?" Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Lu Chen asked casually, and then felt something heavy hit his back. "Cough..." Lu Chen bit his tongue when he was hit by the unknown object. Before he could feel the slight pain from the tip of his tongue, he found that his waist, which was almost perfectly fine, was once again at this moment. It started to hurt, even worse than before he sat down.

"Boss, you are so kind!" Guo Jie, who didn't know it, pressed his whole body on Lu Chen's back, and he hugged Lu Chen's chest tightly with his hands, chattering non-stop in his ear , completely unaware that his ears turned slightly red suddenly.

Lu Chen felt that at this moment he was like a grandson monkey being crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, and there was a very noisy starling next to his ear, which kept chirping in his ear.However, the constant hot air on his ears gave Lu Chen a strange feeling. He found that his ears were getting hot uncontrollably, and he felt a very bad feeling in his heart.He stretched out his hand and pushed Guo Jie, who was still lying on his back, aside: "Do you want me to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair?"

"It's okay, I can take care of you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life." Guo Jie, who loves flattery, subconsciously continued. It was only after he said it that he realized what he just said. He opened his mouth, a little embarrassed Looking up at Lu Chen, as expected, he saw the other party looking at him with the expression "Are you sick?".

"Cough," Guo Jie cleared his throat, as if he wanted to break the embarrassment, but Lu Chen's expression didn't change, which still made Guo Jie feel very embarrassed.So he hurriedly said again: "Boss, don't get me wrong. I mean, besides painting, I am also capable of being a nanny and nurse. I can do anything as long as I get paid!"

As soon as the words fell, Guo Jie realized that he seemed to have said something strange again. Sure enough, after hearing his words, Lu Chen gave him a meaningful look: "Can you do anything?"

"Yes, yes!" Guo Jie decided to bear the water splashed by what he said, but he still underestimated his boss's brain circuit.

"Then what can you do?"

"..."

Ma Ma, this boss sexually harassed me.

While Guo Jie was smiling awkwardly and thinking about how he should answer the conversation, Lu Chen, who seemed to be planning to continue provoking him, said again: "You should know my sexual orientation, right?"

"...Huh?" Guo Jie, who was suddenly distracted by Lu Chen on this topic, obviously didn't recover, he opened his mouth wide in bewilderment, looking a little silly.Looking at his confused expression, Lu Chen suddenly had a feeling of wanting to laugh. He tried hard to purse the corners of his mouth that were about to curve, and said in a very calm and distant tone: "I remember that new employees will be told that they Your boss likes men, right? Wei Xian didn't tell you?"

It seems that because the amount of information received was a bit large, Guo Jie obviously did not recover, let alone caught the point of Lu Chen's words. He scratched his head and looked at the expressionless Lu Chen with a confused face. Chen: "Ah...? Who is Wei Xian?"

Lu Chen: "..."

He wouldn't hire a fool, would he?

"Ah! Do you mean Langweixian?" The disconnected nerves in his brain seemed to be connected suddenly. Guo Jie clapped his palms suddenly, and then the nerves in his brain that had just been connected followed the crisp sound. Disconnected again, "What does it have to do with her being gay? Could it be that the boss has taken a fancy to her?! Boss, it is immoral to misfortune a little girl! She will be punished by God!"

Lu Chen: "..."

Is he in a hurry to dismiss this hapless fool now?

Guo Jie, who was inexplicably driven back to the guest room by the boss, sat on the bed very aggrieved, looked at the urine-damaged sound card on the messy table and the digital board with the bitten connection cable on the bed, Guo Jie felt even more aggrieved up.He originally thought that being able to live in the boss's house would be an absolute joy, but he didn't expect that what he would encounter on the first day of living in would be an unwarranted disaster.Why is it that he is the one who is unlucky for the boss's love debt? !

Angrily putting the discarded digital board on the table, Guo Jie hurriedly put the microphone and laptop, which had not been spoiled by the mouse, into the bag. The creaking sound from the corner made his ears prick up for a moment.Holding the two bags in his arms, he listened with his ears open for a while, and he was relieved after making sure that the mouse had stopped screaming.

As soon as he relaxed, the two bags in his hand made him feel heavier, but he still didn't figure out where to put them, so he hugged the bags and sat down on the bed.Guo Jie originally planned to sit on the bed and think about where to put the bag so that it would not be ravaged by mice, but the moment his butt landed on the quilt, a sharp squeaking sound scared Guo Jie immediately. up.

His horrified eyes fell on the place where he was sitting, damn it, he seemed to feel something twisting and turning under his butt just now, could it be...

Just when Guo Jie was still debating whether to verify his thoughts, the place where he had been sitting suddenly shook twice, and then he saw a fat and big gray-black mouse scurrying from under his quilt. go out.

There is no way to live in this room! ! !

Lu Chen looked indifferently at the guy standing at the door of his room with a big bag in one hand and a pitiful face, "What are you doing?"

"Boss... that mouse ran into my bed... can I..." He stopped in the middle of speaking, his round eyes stared at Lu Chen's face with wet eyes, as if he was afraid that he would refuse, Guo Jie directly She reached out and grabbed the corner of his pajamas, looking up at him like this.

Lu Chen: "...OK."

Looking at the guy who put two big bags in the corner and then automatically occupied his big bed, Lu Chen felt that his voice control and face control was definitely a disease, which had to be cured.Seeing that Guo Jie was about to roll for the second time on his big bed, Lu Chen finally stepped forward somewhat unbearably. He grabbed Guo Jie by the back collar and pulled him out of the bed: "Wash Get out of the shower after you take a shower, touch my bed with your ass that touched a mouse, and get out of bed in the living room."

Guo Jie, who was picked up by the ruthless boss, walked towards the bathroom while muttering.Damn, who said he touched a mouse with his ass?He clearly made it clear that what his butt touched was the quilt covering the mouse!

While complaining, Guo Jie took a comfortable bath in the bathroom of the master bedroom.The bathroom in the master bedroom is at least twice as large as that in the guest room, and the most important thing is that the bathroom in the guest room has only a small shower room, which can only take a shower at most, while the bathroom in the master bedroom has a large built-in shower room. The bathtub is still the kind embedded in the ground, soaking in it gives the illusion of soaking in a hot spring, and this makes Guo Jie think it is very cool.

After soaking in the bathtub, Guo Jie happily crawled out of the bathtub, picked up the bath towel hanging aside to wipe off the water droplets on his body, but when he reached out to take out his underwear and clothes, his fingertips Only the cold tiles were touched.After leaving the hot water, his body cooled quickly, Guo Jie turned his head impatiently, and was dumbfounded when he saw that there was nothing in the place where the clothes should have been placed.

Damn, where are his big pants and clothes? !

Damn he didn't seem to take those things!

"Ahh-!"