That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Humming a little tune, Guo Jie threw the shirt that was balled up like pickles into the sink, squeezed a lump of hand sanitizer on the side, wiped it up, and then began to rub it wildly, completely ignoring the delicate material of the shirt Whether it can withstand his brute force.

Lu Chen, who was leaning on the door frame of the bathroom, watched: "..."

The man surnamed Lu, who witnessed the atrocities committed by a man surnamed Guo on the shirt, said he might have to buy a new one.

Guo Jie was in full swing, rubbing his shirt surrounded by foam, and began to sing loudly with his frightening voice.Lu Chen, who had been watching at the door for a long time, finally couldn't bear the deadly singing, and left the bathroom in a panic.

Seeing the boss leave, Guo Jie let himself go more and more, and his strikes became less and less serious. With the climax/climax of the song, he rubbed down hard—"sigh".

Guo Jie: "..."

Holding up the foam-stained shirt with trembling hands, Guo Jie looked at the big hole in the armpit of the shirt with tears in his eyes. It was over, and he would have to lose money no matter how clean it was washed.

Lu Chen, who was sitting on the sofa drinking water, seemed to sense something, turned his eyes away from the TV, glanced to the left, and found Guo Jie standing there with a flattering face, giggling at him.Lu Chen, who was covered in goosebumps by his inexplicable smile, couldn't help but frowned again, well, looking at him like that, he knew he was in trouble again.

"Boss..." Sure enough, the voice that was so rough that it was so rough once again softened again, which made Lu Chen deeply feel again that Guo Jie's voice must have been made so rough on purpose by disgusting him.

"What's wrong?" He put the black mug in his hand on the coffee table, stood up and looked at the timid little painter.The little painter laughed dryly again, took out the thing hidden behind his back, and held it in front of him.

Looking at the shirt with a big hole in the armpit and the sleeves almost falling off, Lu Chen was silent again. He really wanted to know how Guo Jie managed to wash the clothes and turn them into rags. , especially the quality of this brand of clothes is recognized as good, and Lu Chen originally thought so.But at this moment, the dangling sleeve seemed to be pulled on his face again and again.

"Boss... I... I'll lose money..." Guo Jie put the dripping shirt back again, and Lu Chen watched the dripping water dripping on his pure wooden floor. Also accumulated a small piece.

"Forget it, you can put it back in the washbasin first." Lu Chen rubbed his forehead helplessly. After confirming that Guo Jie turned and ran to the bathroom, he resignedly found a dry rag and began to wipe the leftovers on the floor. water stains on.

Guo Jie threw the shirt into the sink, rinsed his hands that were still covered with foam, and then started running outside again. After only two steps, he saw the boss sticking out his ass and didn't know what he was doing.

"Boss, what are you doing...!" Guo Jie walked forward while talking, but before he finished speaking, he stepped on a puddle of water that Lu Chen hadn't had time to wipe off, and there was still foam The water stains were so slippery that Guo Jie lost his balance and landed on Lu Chen's body.

Lu Chen, who was concentrating on wiping the water stains, felt a sudden sinking on his buttocks, and then something round and rumbling hit him hard on the back.When Lu Chen came back to his senses, he was lying on the ground in a very embarrassing situation.

Lu Chen only felt that his chin was hurt by the floor. He tried to stand up, but he could only barely support it. He tried shaking twice, but found that he couldn't shake the one who was lying behind him and refused to get up. Behind the guy, he turned his head unbearably: "Are you still getting up?"

"You pressed my hand..."

"..."

Guo Jie, who made a fuss at the boss's house, finally managed to get back to the dormitory before the gatekeeper closed the gate.The roommates in the dormitory were still playing games in full swing, Guo Jie touched his nose and decided to join them.

Driving his character who hadn't reached level [-] after playing for several days, Guo Jie took the task and ran towards the place connected by the dotted line. On the way, he was bitten to death by a black bear three times, kicked to death by a wild deer twice, The fleeing gangster hacked to death five times, but he still ran towards the finish line tenaciously, which was very inspirational.

After he was cut down to the ground by the running gangsters for the tenth time, Guo Jie finally couldn't bear it any longer. He slapped the table angrily and shut down the game angrily.Spicy chicken game, stop playing!

Looking at the pink-haired loli on the table, Guo Jie suddenly felt a little bored again. He glanced at the time in the lower right corner. There was still some time before the lights were turned off. The day of the release of the "Fool" radio drama, and it has been six days since the release date.He scratched his head, decided to ignore it, and planned to browse the forum for a while, to see if there were any new dramas released, or if there were any interesting gossip.

Guo Jie excitedly opened the forum, and suddenly felt like he was going out without reading the almanac. Today, the only new post on the forum that floated at the top and was marked as HOT was to analyze how much JQ he and Cucumber Cheng Jing had.

Guo Jie was so angry that he wanted to scratch the wall. Didn't he cooperate with Cucumber Jing a little more often?Why do they always flirt with him and that broken cucumber?And in every YY post, he is described as a delicate, frail, weak girl who cries at every turn and wants to be hugged. Guo Jie suddenly has a feeling that he has to pick his nose in front of those girls. Shit, so as to destroy the him they imagined in their hearts.

Even though he was so angry that he was dying, Guo Jie still couldn't get rid of his inconsistency. While gritting his teeth, he couldn't help but click on the Eight Diagrams Tower and looked carefully.

Guo Jie clicked on it and found out that the painting style of this poster is more than one and a half stars than the normal ones of other posters. If the other YYs about him and Cucumber Essence are all negative [-] points, this poster is at least [-] points.

Full marks out of ten.

Although this new building has been built very high, there is not much content that is really dry except for the post from the host. Guo Jie finished it before the Internet was cut off and the lights were turned off. However, after reading this post, Guo Jie began to feel a little bit Doubt about life, if not for him being one of the protagonists, even he would doubt whether he really had an affair with Cucumber Essence.

Guo Jie thought for a while, turned on his phone, found the gossip post again, and left a reply anonymously to the host.

(Floor 730) A salted fish: Proprietor, with your talent, it would be a shame not to write novels...

After leaving that reply, Guo Jie went to wash and sleep, completely unaware that the post had set off a bloodbath.

(Floor 740) Call me cute: Damn, did I see something? Is the one on the 730th floor a big pot? !

(Floor 745) Pineapple Cake: Damn it! You on the 740th floor seem to read it right!This abrupt style of painting, this familiar tone... is definitely a pot!

(Floor 747) Wife who has become a cucumber: Why do you all say that floor 730 is a pot lid?Maybe it's our little cucumber?

(Floor 750) Little Cucumber, My Marriage: The girl in 747 doesn’t know something, Cucumber will never talk to us in this tone, he doesn’t care how we flirt, only Guozi once publicly protested (≧▽≦) What does your ID mean?Want to do something? !

(Floor 752) Little Cucumber's wife: Damn, those two on floors 747 and 750!Don't grind it!Don't run after school!

The post successfully started from the 752nd floor, and the atmosphere of harmonious discussion of CP suddenly changed to "Who is Cucumber Jing's real wife". However, as one of the original protagonists of the post, Guo Jie was already drooling from sleep at this moment .