That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Before Guo Jie got over the fact that the apple was not for him to eat, Zhao Feng poked his arm first: "Did I tell you that you can't eat instant noodles for three meals? You are malnourished lead to anemia."

Guo Jie curled his lips, he really didn't want to see this guy who knew he was malnourished and still gnawed an apple in front of him: "What can I do? I haven't received the manuscript fee, how can I have money to eat?"

"Aren't there as many of our brothers here! Wouldn't it be enough for one person to invite you two or three times? Then you can take the money and pay us back!" Zhao Feng patted him on the back generously, attracting Guo Jie again. A grateful look.He withdrew his hand very frightened, and scraped off Guo Jie's needle tube.

Guo Jie: "..."

On that day, the nurses in the hospital finally understood what screaming like killing a pig was.

Looking at Guo Jie, whose eyes were reddened while covering his right hand that had been re-inserted with a hanging needle, Zhao Feng scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, third brother, brother didn't do it on purpose!"

Guo Jie looked at Zhao Feng with teary eyes, and suddenly imitated the heroine of an ancient idol drama more than ten years ago: "No, no! I won't listen, I won't listen!!"

Zhao Feng rubbed his ears that were pricked by Guo Jie's deliberately sharp voice, and looked at him helplessly: "Then what do you want?"

Guo Jie glanced at him, blinked, put back the tears that came out of his eyes, and then looked at him seriously: "I want to eat delicious food, buy me delicious food, I want to eat Sweet and sour pork ribs, big meat buns, hamburgers, braised pork, Xiaolongbao..."

"Stop, stop!" Zhao Feng interrupted him weakly, "You can't eat those greasy foods right now, you can only eat light ones, and you won't be able to eat until two hours later, including drinking water."

Guo Jie: "..."

This day can't be passed! ! !

After returning to the dormitory from the hospital, Guo Jie sprinkled it for a long time, but the roommates still honestly only brought him white porridge, not even a little mustard.

Guo Jie suddenly had the urge to cry while eating the plain porridge with nothing. Although he said he couldn’t eat greasy food, at least give him some mustard. !Just let him swallow!

After finishing the bowl of plain porridge with nothing in pain, Guo Jie went to bed with a broken heart.Go to sleep, you can eat it tomorrow, he comforted himself so much, so the next morning, Zhao Feng brought another bowl of plain porridge with nothing added, and told him that he couldn't eat anything else all day today. After that, Guo Jie completely collapsed.

He felt that with Zhao Feng's way of saying "you can't eat greasy food" and then not giving him anything but porridge, before tonight, he would probably have to go back to the hospital because of malnutrition. water to go.

Thinking of this, Guo Jie couldn't help stretching out his hand, and patted Zhao Feng's shoulder meaningfully: "Boss, if you want to avenge the fourth brother, just tell me...why do you torture me like this..."

Zhao Feng: "..."

So, after Guo Jie finished saying this, Zhao Feng kicked him hard on the ass with the excuse of "not knowing good people".

In the afternoon, Guo Jie, who almost passed out again due to malnutrition, finally got his wish to eat meat.

He ate a piece of sweet and sour short ribs, a bite of rice, another bite of crispy fried pork tenderloin, and a bite of beef noodles. His mouth was covered with oil.After eating a plate of sweet and sour short ribs, deep-fried tenderloin, a bowl of rice and a large bowl of beef noodles on the table, Guo Jie wiped his lips with a piece of meat oil and sighed a long time. tone.

good to eat.

"Have you eaten enough?" Zhao Feng, who sat across from him and hadn't eaten anything from the beginning to the end, said quietly. Guo Jie glanced at him, looked at his gloomy eyes, and suddenly trembled, why? Suddenly feel a little cold?

He cleared his throat, and pushed the cold noodle soup with only one sip left: "Or, this is my treat?"

Zhao Feng: "..."

"I'm leaving, you go back slowly." Zhao Feng stood up resolutely, ignoring Guo Jie who was trying to keep him back by yelling, and walked out of the small restaurant.

Guo Jie looked at the door of the small restaurant in bewilderment, and then looked down at his round belly. Zhao Feng left, why did he go back to school?

Guo Jie suddenly regretted that because of his greedy mouth, he asked Zhao Feng to take him to this small restaurant some distance from the school by riding a small electric scooter.After touching the wallet, which was still somewhat thick, Guo Jie, who was a little uncomfortable, couldn't help hiccupping.

Just as he was about to make up his mind to spend a fortune and go out to take a taxi back to school, he heard a very familiar male voice: "Guo Jie?"

Guo Jie's first reaction was that Zhao Feng came back to pick him up, but his voice was obviously lower than Zhao Feng's. As a CV, he would never mistake other people's voices, but he couldn't remember the voice of others. Whose, so he raised his head curiously, and met the eyes of the boss who just called him.

mom? !help me! !

However, no one could hear the wailing in his heart, and the boss still stood in front of him with his eyes facing each other.

"Heh, heh... Boss, what a coincidence..." Guo Jie laughed dryly, his throat that was already rough became even deeper and rougher because of inexplicable fear.

Lu Chen looked at the cowardly Guo Jie in front of him, and suddenly regretted why he was so full that he came over to talk to him.Suddenly feeling a little irritable in his heart, he hung the suit he took off on his left hand, and pointed to Guo Jie's stomach with his right hand: "Are you okay?"

Guo Jie lowered his head and looked at his stomach that was still a little uncomfortable, and then looked at the boss standing in front of him. He suddenly thought that the boss usually drives when he goes out. The boss sent him back?

Lu Chen didn't know that Guo Jie, who was sitting in front of him, had turned dozens of times in his mind. He just looked at Guo Jie's round belly, and wondered over and over again why his belly was stuffed into it. So much food that it still hasn't exploded.

Before Lu Chen could figure out why, Guo Jie exerted his strength suddenly. He hugged Lu Chen's waist and pulled him forward. He opened his mouth with a mournful face, as if he wanted to express his pain to him, but Lu Chen didn't wait. When Guo Jie told his pain, he blushed and bent down in pain.

Just now, Guo Jie, who had eaten too much, buried his face in his stomach suddenly, and his distended stomach hit Lu Chen's knee, and Lu Chen's knee softened because of the impact, which caused The handle of the chair Guo Jie was sitting on kissed the unspeakable place of Lu Chen.

However, before Lu Chen could finish the pain, his blushing face turned from red to black.Because the impact just now was too violent, Guo Jie vomited out with a "wow" when Lu Chen bent down in pain.

Enduring the pain and straightening up, Lu Chen lowered his head and looked at his white shirt stained with a large amount of vomit with a sullen face, and his complexion became more exciting.Guo Jie looked at the boss in front of him who was stained with his own vomit from his chest to his right shoulder, and quietly raised his eyes to glance at the boss's face, and couldn't help but shiver after seeing it clearly.

Lu Chen took two deep breaths, using the air smelling like vomit to calm himself down.Ignoring the curious gazes from other people, Lu Chen looked at the top of Guo Jie who was hanging his head and dared not speak, and said calmly: "Follow me."