That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Although the boss couldn't see his masterpiece "Boss, you annoying old goblin", Guo Jie still draws very well, which can be said to be much better than his serious manuscripts.

However, until he completed the update, the dialog box between Zhiyi Yipao and his wife still only had those few old messages, and the wife still did not reply to him.

Disappointed, he changed his Weibo account, and after posting the update of "Boss, you annoying old goblin", Guo Jie decisively closed the browser, opened the list of buttons, and clicked on "You annoying old goblin" The button group of "Big Stupid".Unsurprisingly, the chats in the group were still lively, and several people expressed why they hadn't seen him for a long time.

[Subject] The lid on the broken pot: Hey, babies, do you miss me? ! XDD

[Planning] I don't need oars to row a boat: roll.

[Artist] Do you want to eat eggs: Get lost.

[Main Attack] Cucumbers have become fine: get lost.

[Later stage] Ding ding bang bang: Get out.

[Dragon set A] Mung bean bag: roll.

[Dragon Set B] Tofu Brain: Get out.

[Dragon Set C] Soybean juice: roll.

【Master accepts】The lid on the broken pot: ...

【Lord accepts】The cover on the broken pot: You are too unfriendly! !You obviously still said you missed me before, but tell me to get out when I come out!snort!

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat: Come on, I’m not kidding you, we’re almost done with the end of the first issue, and we’ll be releasing it in two weeks, remember to grab the sofa then!

【Master accepts】Break the lid on the pot:! ! !So fast? !Then you remember to say it in the group and send it again, I'm afraid I won't be able to grab 0A0 with this broken net

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat: Don’t blame the planner for internet shit, refresh yourself when the time comes, go and go

[Lord accepts] The cover on the broken pot: QAQyoubadbad!

【Main Attack】Cucumber is fine: Alright, don't bully him

[Main attack] Cucumber has become fine: He is stupid, what if you bully him again and he becomes stupid?

【Master accepts】The lid on the broken pot: ...

[Lord accepts] The cover on the broken pot: Get lost!

Guo Jie, who was a little moved at first, hummed and closed the dialog box with a scrolling word. These bastards knew how to make fun of him, especially Cucumber, and they would be attacked sooner or later.

Guo Jie struggled for a while between turning off the computer and checking Weibo to see if his wife had replied to him, and finally decided to turn off the computer after checking Weibo.Guo Jie had no hope at all, but found that his wife had sent him a new message!

I just have a shot today: Yes, there are a lot of things in the company these days.Sorry, I haven't had time to chat with you these days.

Seeing the message from his wife, Guo Jie blushed inexplicably. Of course, he didn't know how long the other party was struggling in his heart before telling a lie and determined to continue chatting with him.

The cover CV on the broken pot: If the wife is too busy, it’s okay not to chat with me, just be careful not to get tired!

Guo Jie giggled and continued typing on the keyboard.

The cover CV on the broken pot: If my wife is tired, I will be very sad as a fan_(:3」∠)_

I only masturbate today: Well, I won’t get tired.Thank you for your concern.

Looking at this very official message from his wife, Guo Jie suddenly felt an impulse in his heart. He typed a paragraph with fever in his brain, and sent it without thinking.

The cover CV on the broken pot: By the way, madam, may I make a somewhat excessive request?

After the message was sent out, Guo Jie regretted it belatedly, but since it was too late, he also abandoned his last worries and planned to tell everything.

Lu Chen looked at the message sent by the other party, and raised the corners of his mouth a little amusingly. According to his understanding of this little CV, a person like him who has no roots and no strings will not make any excessive demands at all. It should be exaggerating again.

I only jerk off one shot today: Say it.

Gai CV on the broken pot: I remember my wife said that I live in S City now, right?I am also here!Ma'am...would you like to have a face-to-face with me?

Lu Chen looked at the information that appeared on the screen, and the moment he saw the content clearly, he froze on the chair.He was suddenly a little overwhelmed, but the little CV seemed to be a little uneasy seeing that he hadn't replied for a long time, and soon sent a new message.

The cover CV on the broken pot: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm definitely not a bad person!I'm a GAY, that is, gay, I don't have that kind of thinking about girls, and I can definitely guarantee the safety of my wife!

Looking at the message he sent, Lu Chen felt speechless for a while, and wanted to laugh but couldn't. He froze for a while, and simply followed the method he used to avoid his classmates when he was in college——

Install and disconnect.

So he silently closed the browser, stared at the desktop for a while, and then shut down the computer.

Guo Jie, who was ignorantly waiting for his wife's reply, suddenly found that the little green dot on the dialog box of his wife had disappeared and turned into a gray color.Guo Jie suddenly felt very disappointed. He didn't know whether his wife regarded him as a bad person, or simply didn't like to connect the relationship he met on the Internet with reality, but... people should be cautious, after all, he and his wife didn't even know each other. How long did it take to propose a face-to-face or something... He was too abrupt.

Guo Jie, who had figured it out, suddenly became a little flamboyant. Will his wife really stop talking to him this time?Could it be that he woke up the next day and found that he was blacklisted by his wife? !

Guo Jie, who likes to think wildly every day, suddenly felt that the whole person was in a panic. He hurriedly clicked on the group that kept jumping in the lower right corner. After finishing typing, I sent it out.

【Lord accepts】The lid on the broken pot: ahhh! !What to do, I asked for a face-to-face interview with my wife whom I have liked for a long time but have not known formally for a long time! !She didn't answer and I went offline! !Will she regard me as a pervert who wants to cheat? !Will I find out that she has blocked me as soon as I go to Weibo tomorrow? ! QAQ help me!

The news in the group, which was originally swiping very fast, seemed to pause for a while, and then began to frantically swiping again.

[Planning] My old lady does not need oars to row a boat: what are you talking about? ?Are you cheating? !

[Artist] Do you want to eat eggs: What are you talking about?You met someone shortly after you met him? !

[Later stage] Ding ding ding bang: her? !Are you in love with a woman? !

Guo Jie: "..."

[Lord accepts] The lid on the broken pot: Asking you about this matter is the biggest mistake I have made! !

[Planning] My old lady doesn't need oars to row a boat: low oil, don't say it so seriously!Don't worry, maybe the wife is just too embarrassed to answer you, isn't it right, little girl, you should be quite shy on the other side, and besides, there are so many bad guys now, so you must be more cautious!

[Late] Ding Ding: Yes, I am a little embarrassed to go to me to find me. Don't worry, she should not hack you = 3 =

【Master accepts】The lid on the broken pot: But I'm so flustered! !I'm afraid she thinks I'm a pervert who cheats!

[Planning] My old lady doesn't need oars to row a boat: Let me tell you, don't be afraid of this, if she thinks you are a pervert who cheats, she will block you directly, what's the line?She is just shy!

With a word to wake up the dreamer, Guo Jie suddenly realized when he saw the message sent by Ji Ji.

【Master accepts】Break the lid on the pot:! ! !I understand!I am not afraid anymore!I love you all!

After sending the message, Guo Jie happily went offline and went to sleep, perfectly missing the second message from the planner.

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat: But, maybe people simply forgot to block this function, so you should be mentally prepared!