That facial paralysis you dropped your book

After ordering all the dishes he likes at his favorite hot pot restaurant, Guo Jie decisively began to eat. At two o'clock in the afternoon, he walked out of the hot pot restaurant tremblingly with his round belly in his hands.

Rubbing his slightly protruding belly from eating too much, Guo Jie reluctantly got on the bus and headed towards the boss's house.

Although two o'clock is not a peak period, because it is Saturday, there are not many passengers on the bus, not to mention empty seats, and there are not many places to stand.Guo Jie could only protect his stomach full of food and tried his best to stand still in the car.

Because the way he was protecting his stomach was so weird, many people cast strange glances at him.Guo Jie usually has a big heart, so he didn't pay attention to it at the beginning, but he is a person with very sensitive hearing. When he was worrying about how not to be squeezed by the crowd and his stomach was full of food, the conversation between the two aunts suddenly changed. into his ears.

"Hey, did you see that little girl over there wearing a white pullover." Aunt A pointed to Guo Jie who was standing not far away, with a disgusted expression on her face.

"You mean the one with the short hair?" Aunt B raised her head and looked in the direction Aunt A pointed.

"That's right, that's her. She looks like a high school student, tsk tsk, she's pregnant, why is the little girl so indiscreet now! Let me tell you, just like her..." Auntie A hastily opened up the chatter box, speaking loudly as if she was not afraid of being heard by the person concerned, and the voices of the two of them chattering nasty things could be heard in the entire carriage.

Guo Jie frowned slowly, regardless of whether he is a girl or not, even if he is, it is really disgusting to slander others like this without understanding the actual situation.

Guo Jie thought for a while, and suddenly came up with a good idea.He squeezed in as hard as he could, and stood in front of the two aunts who were gossiping about him just now, showing an extremely kind smile: "I said, which of you two just said is pregnant? Huh?"

Guo Jie purposely lowered his rough voice even more, making it appear thicker and deeper. Coupled with that unique foot-picking flavor, the two aunts who were still chewing their tongues almost frightened them. The tongue was bitten off.

"You! You are a man?! Are you pretending to be pregnant?!" One of the slightly taller aunts screamed, causing all the passengers in the car to turn their heads to look at them.Guo Jie looked at her speechlessly, and rolled his big eyes at her.

Damn, deep well ice.

"I said you are so stupid? I am a big man, how can I pretend to be pregnant? Do you think I am sick? Didn't you watch me eat and feel uncomfortable? Then compare me to spit out your letter Don't believe it?!" Guo Jie finally couldn't hold back the swearing, he tried his best to hold back a "super fierce" expression, trying to scare the tongue-twisting aunt, but it was obviously not harmful, and the aunt said she had no deterrent force, and gave him a supercilious look.

Guo Jie, who was blinded, was gasping for air. Although he wasn't too strong, he didn't become the dwarf who followed Snow White, did he?Unconvinced, he took a step forward and stared at the two aunts.

"Hey! What a man you are! What are you doing here?! You want to hit someone?! Do it if you have the ability!" Aunt A who was a little scared at first raised her finger to Guo Jie's nose and yelled loudly.

"Do you understand respecting the old and loving the young? What's the matter with you? Who told you to look like a woman and keep holding your belly? I think you just want to pretend to be a pregnant woman to trick someone into giving you your seat! Shameless!" Aunt B hurriedly chimed in loudly, her shrill voice was especially harsh in the dull carriage.The passengers around seemed a little impatient, and they all frowned and looked at them.

Guo Jie was so angry, he opened the aunt's armor angrily and pointed to his hand: "Be respectful!" He also knows that he has a little baby face, but it's not so indistinguishable, right?He rolled up the sleeves of the sweater on both sides, and showed a very distorted smile to the aunt: "I deserve it right? I told you that I don't like to do things, but if you compare me, I will now, immediately, immediately, Just fucking spit on you." After saying that, he made a gesture to pick his own throat.

The aunt was really scared now, she hurriedly squeezed back twice, and before she could get a little behind, she heard a clear female voice behind her: "Don't squeeze, can you? I didn't see that there was no place behind." Is there a baby?"

The two aunts turned their heads and found that this time it was really a young girl. Just as they were about to vent their anger on her when they just hit a nail, they saw the eyes of several passengers around her with some Looking at the two of them with contempt, the aunt realized that something was wrong, and looked around, only to find that the passengers around them were looking at them with disgust.

"I said, are you two loud enough? Can you sit in the car quietly?" A taller, slightly stronger young man stood up. Talk about gossip, if you want to gossip so much, you two get out of the car and go!"

The two aunts seemed to be intimidated by the young man's height. They sat and looked to the right, seeing that no one was going to help them, they hurriedly shut their mouths and dared not speak any more.At this time, the bus arrived at the stop, and the two aunts didn't care whether they wanted to get off from this stop, and got off the bus in a desperate manner.

Guo Jie rolled his eyes at the backs of the two aunts, and listened carefully to the bus stop announcement. He was about four stops away from his destination.Thinking of having to squeeze four full stops in the car, and then getting off the car and being scolded by the boss in a row, Guo Jie felt that life was hopeless.He grasped weakly the hanging ring of the bus, like a salted fish being hung up.

However, to his surprise, after another two stops, almost all the passengers on the bus were gone. Except for the last few passengers who were obviously going to the final stop, the front seats were basically empty. up.

Guo Jie happily found an empty seat and sat down, then took out his mobile phone.Before the "final judgment", let him check Weibo one last time.

After Guo Jie posted on Weibo, the first thing he did was not to check out any new jokes, but to click on the private chat between him and my wife who only had sex today. What he didn't expect was that my wife was here today I sent him a message this morning!

I just jerk off today: Good morning.

Guo Jie felt his blood start to surge, and he hurriedly typed back a message to his wife, but this time, his wife didn't reply to him until he got off the car.