That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Guo Jie is a well-known cartoonist, a student at a certain Academy of Fine Arts, and a senior this year.Because the mustard character in the name does not read [jiè] but [gài], he is affectionately called "pot cover" by his good buddy Qinan who grew up from a small bamboo horse bamboo horse.

Therefore, when the student Guo Jie, who gave up on himself, was preparing to enter the online distribution circle, he gave himself a particularly fascinating circle name: the lid on the broken pot.

As a big man in the Northeast, Guo Jie always speaks with a smell of rice balls, and his voice is particularly rough, no matter how he listens, he has the fragrance of a big man who picks his feet.

But he only has a small body of 1.7 meters [-], and the baby face that looks like seventeen or eighteen years old can't bear the words "big guy with feet".On the contrary, it's like pasting the four characters "I'm a weak chicken" on the face.From childhood to adulthood, everyone who first heard his voice and then saw his face would put on a frightened expression.Guo Jie was indeed hurt at the beginning, but after a long time, he looked away. Not only did he look away, but he also felt an inexplicable sense of relief when he saw others being frightened by this.

Guo Jie has cursed himself as a pervert countless times in his heart, but he still often uses his innate "trait" to tease those who don't know him very well.

After recording the last sentence of the whole episode of the radio drama, Guo Jie saved it with a sense of relief.

Since junior high school, Guo Jie has realized that he seems to be different from the same-sex students around him. As a young boy who is in love, the male students around him secretly download A/V to watch, or secretly buy those underground publications. At that time, Guo Jie not only did not go with them, but instead kept staring at the male models on the covers of fashion magazines when passing by the newsstand.

When he was coaxed by his roommates to download a video starting with the letter G in his sophomore year in high school, Guo Jie suddenly realized, no wonder he hadn’t had the idea of ​​having a girlfriend for so many years, he had always honestly thought that it was Because he is a good boy who is obsessed with studying, and he doesn't care to be with those scumbags, but at this moment he finally understands, what kind of shit is a good boy, he is a fucking gay.

After secretly figuring out all the "little knowledge" that same-sex love should know, Guo Jie has always felt that he is an expert. How can he read the remarks about discrimination in his mind when he searches for "knowledge" Guo Jie was terrified, and he didn't dare to reveal any of his feelings in front of the boy he secretly fell in love with. On the contrary, he deliberately alienated him in various ways, so he didn't have a boyfriend at all, let alone practice those things that existed in his mind. knowledge".

When he entered the university, seeing people around him starting to fall in love after enrolling, and the three bastards in the four-person dormitory brazenly showing affection in front of him, as a single dog, Guo Jie felt that he would not find another way to vent his feelings , he might yell "Wow, woof" while throwing down the three couples and killing them.

Actually showing affection in front of a poor single dog, this is animal cruelty at all!

Single dogs without a date can only stay in the dormitory or go home leisurely on weekends.Therefore, when the only man who knew his sexual orientation in real life, his bamboo horse Qi Nan, gave him Amway Tanmei radio dramas, Guo Jie, who had always been uninterested in these, ate the Amway, and so far, it was out of control.

After listening to the collection of pure H radio drama clips, Guo Jie, who suffers from not having a boyfriend to relieve his fire, had the idea of ​​trying to be a radio drama CV by himself, and he did it as he said, and gave himself a vest name in 3 minutes , Guo Jie thought that he stepped into the radio drama circle with a "vigorous" footstep.

At the beginning, Guo Jie, who has always gone his own way, did not intend to change his accent, and used the rough Chinese accent with a strong smell of feet to answer a few small tricks, but no matter which drama, he answered it. What are "hooligans who molested their hosts", "highway robbers", and "rapists who were imprisoned".

Guo Jie:? ? ?

This is different from what he imagined.

As a pure zero, Guo Jie's original idea was to match the kind of soft and easy to push down, no matter if it is a temptation, weak, natural, or mother C, he can accept it!However, Guo Jie never imagined at the time that he had been in the industry for a whole year, and he was paired with a bunch of strong and rough... strong men and suits...

Most of them are not good people.

That year, Guo Jie finally made up his mind to practice how cute boys speak.

After practicing hard for half a month, Guo Jie, who felt that his throat had shed a layer of skin, was finally able to fake the soft receiving sound he dreamed of.

However, there is no H-scene in the role-playing.

However, Guo Jie was born with the temperament of not bumping into the south wall and not looking back. After another year of perseverance, Guo Jie was finally able to fully control the skill of switching between the two voices, and "the lid on the broken pot" was finally a child. The dragon set was promoted to a somewhat famous little pink.

Nowadays, no one will connect the "cover on the broken pot" with the rough guy suits he wore when he entered the circle, even though he never changed his vest.

However, ever since he became a little pink, Guo Jie has set up a rule that seems to be out of his mind, that is, "the lid on the broken pot" is only suitable for H to catch!Do not take clean water!

What?Looking for a show?ok, what?No H?Do not answer!rough go!

Kano-si is so self-willed!

After sending the dry voice to the planning mailbox, Guo Jie stretched lazily, then turned around as usual, and said to the roommate who obviously calmed down a lot: "I'm not gay, this will attract many Does the girl know?"

The rough Chinese accent, which was completely different from the clear and clear ending, was spit out from the same lips. Even though the roommates had experienced countless times, they still couldn't hold back a collective shiver.

Guo Jie didn't look at their reaction, turned around and tapped the plan on the button, telling her that the dry note had been sent.After receiving the message from the other party, Guo Jie glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer. The lights would be turned off in ten minutes, and he was serious about his work, it seemed that he hadn't moved at all.

Thinking of the boss with a vicious tongue, Guo Jie felt the frightened white sweat pouring out of his back.The last time he was too involved in the recording, he forgot the delivery time. Although he finally handed in the manuscript under the deadline, the vicious boss still didn’t intend to let him go. On that day, Guo Jie felt that he was trapped by him. The most vicious of all the words I know kissed one by one.

Or a French kiss.

Looking at the remaining power of the computer, when he saw that there was still 80.00% of the power, Guo Jie decisively plugged in the charger, took out the pen tablet that he bought on a budget, and started to work hard on the opened PS interface .

"Gai Ge, are you going to stay up late to catch up with work again?"

Zhao Feng, the oldest in the dormitory, glanced at him as usual, and asked casually, Guo Jie is so busy now that he didn’t even have time to answer, he just drew on the digital board like a phoenix, and nodded perfunctorily. .