Jump off the cliff, don't aim at my field [Quick Transmigration]

Yan Ran was overwhelmed by the words of the third master, and he didn't bother to explain to them, but he persuaded him a few more words, "You robbed the Tao just for the few pennies, don't want any more, you are sure to take me back, Won't your master be angry?"

"Girl, when the time comes, I need you to speak nice words for us!" The brawny man with few words has a simple and honest face, but is it realistic to ask the victim to conceal the facts of his crime?

"I've already said that I'm a man, how about this, you find me a piece of clothing, I'll give it to you, and you let me go, okay?" Wo, then I have a problem with my head.

"Then how can it be! It's said that we can't take advantage of you anymore." The honest boy waved his hands in fright, and took two steps back to hide behind the third master.

"You, what are you thinking? Don't you think that if you don't rob money, don't you take advantage of sex?" Yan Ran was defeated by this logic, even if he was not a man but a girl, he couldn't be arrested Go be Mrs. Yazhai!

"Our head is a good person...will not wrong you!" The honest boy had a face full of admiration for the head.

"...You guys have nothing to do with me being the head of the family. The problem is that even if I am a woman, I don't want to marry a bandit! My clothes match my family at least, right?" Yan Ran said that he was almost about to give in. It's under their god logic, they don't listen to anything anyway.

"Oh! What are you talking about with her, the third master! Why don't you just tie it back!" The irritable young man listened to their words impatiently for a long time, and finally couldn't help standing up, pulling Yan Ran's horse towards him. go forward.

"Then I'll give you the horse, let me go." Yan Ran was already desperate for this group of logical bandits, anyway, there will be more horses in the future, and it's okay to buy another one after a while.

"Who cares about your horses! We don't need that little money!" The irritable boy rolled his eyes with disgust.

"Are you not short of that little money? You are not short of money and let me marry for tens of pennies! There is something wrong with your head! A better brothel girl sells herself for several taels at a time. Why do you still think that I am going to steal someone back? Why did you take advantage of it!" If he hadn't been too tired climbing the cliff, and those people had always thought that he was a girl who refused to approach him, he really wanted to fight!

"All right, all right, we are bandits, we rob civilian women, I admit it, can you go with us?" The irritable young man looked perfunctory, disliked Yan Ran and was too fussy, thinking that she really was a bitch.

"No!" Damn mentally retarded!

Seeing that the road in front of him was blocked by four people, Yan Ran turned his head and walked back. If this cottage was full of snake spirits, he would be so angry that he would lose three years of his life!

"The girl offended you!" The rope in the third master's hand seemed to be alive, and it flew up and put it on Yan Ran's body, and then Yan Ran was tied up and tied to the horse and forced to follow.

"Hey, hey, he's still the top three!" The irritable boy looked smug, and he didn't even want to look at Yan Ran, thinking that he was ignorant and annoying.

Yan Ran really felt like a fucking dog!Bullying oneself loses all martial arts, right?Bullying yourself and losing your internal strength can't beat you, right?Nima, if you don't use martial arts earlier, you are pretending to be an honest farmer who is forced to be robbed by life!I'm really tired of grinding with you guys!Can you follow the routine?If you stun and throw it, you will die immediately!

This is what the big boss saw when he came to receive the news. Four younger brothers of his family were walking in front, and behind him was a son who couldn't learn martial arts.

"I asked you to collect tolls, why do you arrest someone and come back! After so many years, can you be more mature!" The head of the family is also tired, and the younger brothers think about how much trouble they have caused for the cottage!He wanted to come to his job as the head of the family to wipe his ass for these little brothers who have nothing to do and love to cause trouble.

"Master, how can you say that! This is Mrs. Yazhai, who we specially captured for you! You see, this girl is pretty and smooth. Although her tits are a little small, her butt is up! Although she has a difficult personality But the physical strength is good! Walking up the mountain with us, his face is not red or out of breath, and he can bear tossing on the bed. He is tall, beautiful, thin waist and long legs. Although he is too attractive, it is not safe, but Without martial arts, you must be able to control the master! Look at the master, she must have a good walking posture! It is difficult to choose such a good wife to light the lantern!" The four of you said one sentence to each other, and the master said something to them. All pushed back.

Yan Ran: "..." I'm right, but how can I tell from the way I walk?

The head of the family: "..." Riding a horse wears out your legs, and you walk in this posture!Can you not ignore other people's Adam's apple!Can you stop ignoring that face that is not a woman by any means!

Yan Ran and Da Dangjia saw the helplessness in each other's eyes, and felt a sense of sympathy for each other. Oh, they finally met a normal person!

"My lord, I'm really sorry. My brothers sometimes have a hard time with their brains. Why don't you stay and have a meal? It's getting dark now, so stay overnight and wait for tomorrow's dawn before leaving." Started the work of apologizing afterwards. Although my little brother is unreliable, he will not offend people too much. After all, they are not evil people. At most, they will just quarrel and fight. It's not vegetarian either.

"No need, just let me go." Yan Ran shook his head, he didn't even want to stay in this place where there are few normal people for a second.

"Alright, then I'll take you down the mountain." The head of the family nodded and insisted on sending Yan Ran away despite the dissuasion of the four.

"The boss is a girl, what do you call a son?" The upright young man looked puzzled.

"The boss is the wife we ​​specially found for you!" The simple and honest man looked regretful.

"What a good candidate for the big boss! If you miss it, you will be gone!" The third boss looked unwilling.

"Brother, we want a weaker girl, and guide those tomboys to put down their butcher knives and marry someone immediately!" The irritable boy seemed to explode, but... probably because he couldn't beat his fiancée, and was beaten by his fiancée and her girlfriends the reason.

"Mrs. Yazhai, you should grab a woman for me anyway! Eyes are better, she's a man!" They ignited the originally suppressed emotions of the head of the family, and they tore off Yan Ran's clothes suddenly, revealing his flattering face. Boobs, uh... nice pecs.

"...This clothes are given to you, find someone else for me." Yan Ran gathered up his clothes helplessly, and looked at the expressions of the four people facing him as if they had been struck by lightning, there was no fluctuation in his heart and he even wanted to laugh , I finally know that I am a man!

"Hey... let's go." The head shook his head, and led Yan Ran down the mountain.

"Big boss!!!" An embarrassing roar resounded through the entire village, "How can you take off other people's clothes! You didn't want to take responsibility after taking off the clothes, I didn't expect you to be such a big boss! You bastard! Coward!"

The head of the family had a complicated expression, like smiling but not smiling, crying and not crying, and finally sighed helplessly, "Okay, I admit it, but don't involve others, you want me to be responsible, and others don't necessarily want to let me be responsible." I'm in charge."

"You must be responsible! It has nothing to do with whether you want it or not! Since you have seen the girl's body, how can you not be responsible!"

"It's as if you didn't see it! You didn't see that he has no breasts! He's a man! I don't like men!" The head rolled up his sleeves and raised his hand and punched, and then the five men clanked A fight started, um, knocked down a bunch of pots and pans, under the watchful eyes of a bunch of people.

"Did you hear that just now?"

"Well, I heard that."

"When the master saw the girl's body, he still didn't want to be responsible. He insisted on saying that she was a man. Hey... I didn't expect the master to be this kind of person. It was a waste of my admiration for the master before."

"That's right, that girl is really pitiful."

The head of the family lost his temper when the family members of his subordinates who came to watch at the first time in the cottage lost his temper. After knocking down the four of them, he whispered to Yan Ran with some headaches: "Otherwise, we'll just put on a show and pretend to agree to get married. I'll find another chance to send you away later? They won't let me let you go now."

"It's quite aggrieved for you to be the head of the family..." Yan Ran said that he didn't want any of this kind of subordinates.

"Followers in the village, everyone is also anxious when they see that I am almost thirty and have not married a wife. Hey... there is no way."

"Fellows from the village? Are you...?" Yan Ran had a guess in his mind, but he still tilted his head and looked at the head with curious eyes.

"We all came from the same village. If we hadn't been forced to do nothing, we wouldn't have turned into bandits. Even the ancestral house couldn't bear to pay taxes, and even the ancestral land would have to be collected. Hey..." The head of the family actually He was originally a simple and honest farmer, but later he saw that the villagers who had been kind to him since childhood were being bullied, so he took the lead in the uprising when he couldn't think about it for a while. After defeating the corrupt official, everyone was afraid of being retaliated, so they ran away with their things When they arrived at Houshan, in name they were bandits, but they were actually peasants. The later county people were better and knew their situation, so they turned a blind eye and didn't embarrass them, and became the boss's big head It's also getting smarter and smoother.

The quality of people can’t be all the same. Don’t look at what the big masters say is so good. In fact, there are many people who are honest and honest, don’t hurt others and only charge tolls. I really feel that if I become a bandit, I will make a living by robbery.

There is nothing Yan Ran can do if he disagrees, no one listens to his explanation, and he can't run away with so many people, he might as well be more honest.

Yan Ran pretended to be obedient and followed behind the head of the house, ate quietly and went back to the house quietly, and went out at night as an excuse to find a toilet, but unfortunately there were still people patrolling the cottage, so he didn't run out at all.

Everyone in the village attaches great importance to the marriage of the head of the family, and of course the preparations will not be fast. The layout of the wedding room, the layout of the auditorium, and the dresses worn by the two new couples, although Feng Guanxiapei cannot be said, but the clothes of the two are The girls who used to be embroiderers in the village sewed it out stitch by stitch.Even the picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water on the quilt pillow was embroidered by them.

Yan Ran was a little disturbed by everyone's solemn attitude, this is the rhythm of making fakes come true!No, I have to run!

In a few days, Yan Ran got acquainted with Da Dangjia, and everyone thought that the two of them would become true love when they got along. After all, Yan Ran didn't like to talk to others, and he had completely different attitudes towards Da Dangjia.

Yan Ran originally thought that the matter of begging the master to escape in the name of taking him down the mountain to play was a sure thing, but he didn't expect that the master's determination to let him go was shaken by the sincere expectation of the older generation, and after rejecting his request, Even in order not to make the old man sad, he even strengthened his guard!

"Then...will you send me away after the church visit?" Yan Ran had a lot of doubts about his determination to send her away after that. Didn't this person lie to himself?It's agreed that you don't need to get married, but if you can leave after getting married, you can barely agree.

"...Sorry, maybe I won't send you away when I just got married, just wait a little longer, I will let you go sooner or later!" The head of the family felt really sorry, but he couldn't live up to the expectations of the elders. With his current status, he doesn't want to marry a girl with an innocent family background to drag others down. The girls in the cottage are seen growing up since childhood, and they are regarded as pets. If it wasn't for Yan Ran, he probably wouldn't get married in this life, right?

"Sooner or later? How early and how late? Tell me the exact number!" Yan Ran felt that his attitude was very unfair!

"I will definitely let you go within a year after we get married, okay?" The head of the family felt that he was also difficult for others, but he still chose to let Yan Ran be wronged to meet the expectations of his elders. what a nice guy...

"Okay, don't regret it!" Yan Ran gritted his teeth, thinking that if the tiger didn't show his power, he would be bullied casually as a sick cat!Without martial arts, I am too lazy to waste points for such a trivial matter. It is a trivial matter to be able to escape before marriage. What if those seven aunts and eight aunts want virgin blood after marriage!Nima's virginity crisis cannot be ignored!