[Naruto] Chronicle of Wood

Ye Zimu was beaten, not wronged at all.

The patriarch Qianshou who appeared with panda eyes on the second day was not embarrassed, and told the second chief Qianshou the happy news with his usual expression.

"The reason?" Ye Zimu said calmly, "Blade and I are over."

Qianshou Feijian was very happy.

Although I feel that my brother is not very kind, but I thought that Uchiha Madara was not suitable, so Senju's second master grilled the rice a little faster, and after the grilling, he approached to ask the news: "Nara Kayama?"

"What are you talking about!" Ye Zimu patted his forehead hard, "put away your wild thoughts."

It's not that Tobuma is alone in thinking wildly, everyone who knows the relationship between Uchiha Madara and Senjuju is thinking wildly.

Even Nara Kayama couldn't help it: "Actually, I have a wife."

If Feijian hadn't asked this question before, Ye Zimu would have dropped the pen in his hand, and he handed over the document and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I still don't like you."

"I want to ask for leave." The Nara patriarch did not accept the document, but asked instead, "It must be approved."

"What happened?"

"They don't dare to block you, but they dare to investigate me." Lu Shan said annoyedly, "The door of my house is locked. People think that they will not be found after closing the door. In fact, I put a small piece on the doorknob. Paper, I know when someone goes in. Not only doors, but also cabinets, drawers... Although there is no malice, I think I need to avoid it for a while, and the things we are discussing now are not suitable for publicity."

"..."

"In short, that's it." Nara patriarch patted Konoha Hokage on the shoulder, then threw Senjubashima at Konoha, and went out to wander (refuge).

After the important 'wisdom' left, even if the Qianshou patriarch didn't want to, the speed of handling official duties and issuing orders did slow down.What's more, Ye Zimu still has to spare time to teach A Yuan and deal with Elder Qianshou.

Although Ye Zimu intends to delay these three years with the dragging formula, let's see how old Qianshou Zhujian is now!The Uchiha patriarch's child, Uchiha Yu, is seven years old, and the wife of the Senju patriarch has not been found yet!

Elder Qianshou couldn't stop frothing.

In the past, what kind of excuses could the patriarch of Qianshou find that the world is uncertain and why he wanted to be a family? Now there is no excuse for Qianshou Zhujian.

What's more, there are countless people who admire the patriarch of Qianshou, such as Guo Jiang Zhiqing, what kind of people are there?As long as Ye Zimu chooses someone, a wedding can be held immediately!The patriarch Qianshou, who was forced to choose the mistress of the Qianshou family, threw back the information one by one to the elder Qianshou, why the eyes are too small, the stature is too short, the figure is not good, and the skin is not white enough...

This is the first time Elder Shangshan knows that his patriarch is so picky: Petite and lovely women are called naive, mature and beautiful women are called gaudy, elegant temperament women are called tasteless, gentle and virtuous women are called weak... In short, none of them Satisfied, three batches of scrolls have been returned so far.

It's clear that they don't want to get married.

It was still the white-haired elder with sharp eyesight, who could see the original intention of the Qianshou patriarch at once, and didn't ask him to hand over the scroll again, "What do you like?"

"do not know."

"Hashirama, you're not young anymore." Ryoki said softly, "Why are you still acting like a child? You have to solve lifelong events."

Because of the memory of Qianshouzhujian, the patriarch of Senshou has a closer sense of Lingmu than before. He still remembers that when Qianshouzhujian was young, the white-haired elder sat under the big tree and told the history of Qianshou. There is also the old story of the current blue wind, green cloud and bone branches sitting next to Ryogi and falling asleep after listening to it... There is also the past when Ryogi used his medical ninjutsu to give a few benefits when he was tired from practicing taijutsu when he was young. A child loosens his muscles and bones, so that they will no longer suffer from sore backs when they go home at night.

When I grew up, because of disagreement with the elders, Senshou Zhujian and the elders were often at odds - but it was all for Senshou, not to mention that these things have passed, and now the relationship between Elder Lingmu and Senshou patriarch has reunited, and mutual trust is increased. It's like going back to my childhood.

Hearing what Lingmu said, Ye Zimu was a little helpless: "Lengmu, I really don't know."

"That shouldn't be rejected rashly," Lingmu reprimanded, "The information that Shangshan handed you has been selected, how can it be so bad? And I don't admire you, how can I send these materials?"

It's pretty good - all the girls in it are in their youth, waiting to be in their boudoirs.But Ye Zimu, who left after three years, couldn't harm others.So these good girls should hurry up and find a good husband to marry, and don't hang themselves on this crooked tree among the pillars of thousands of hands.

"I don't know any of them." Ye Zimu explained, "How can I choose based on just one piece of information?"

"Choose carefully." Elder Qianshou didn't back down at all, "Tell me what you like."

"Elder Lingmu." Patriarch Qianshou wanted to slam his head on the table, "Can we talk about this issue after a while, I can't give you an answer right now."

"Even if it's not for yourself, you should think about it for Feijian." Elder Qianshou always has a hundred reasons to convince the patriarch of Qianshou, "Brother doesn't marry a wife, why should younger brother marry? Feijian is not small."

Ye Zimuzhen licked her head on the table—why she was forced to marry even after she had accomplished such things as pacifying the world, was simply unreasonable.

"Zhujian." Elder Qianshou said helplessly and a little funny, "Think about this matter carefully."

"Let Fei Jian marry first." Ye Zimu said, "I have no objection."

"If you don't marry a wife, how can he pass you by?"

……

If it was possible, Patriarch Qianshou really wanted to grab two handfuls of cotton wool and stuff them in his ears, so that he wouldn't have to listen to the elder's advice after sentence after sentence, but it was impossible.

Seeing Patriarch Senju's forehead pressed against the table, Akino just listened there without refuting or answering. He was very depressed, so he interrupted Ryoki's persuasion and asked in a loud voice: "Patriarch, you and Uchiha What's going on with the blob?"

Patriarch Qianshou straightened up all of a sudden, a look of astonishment flashed across Lengmu's face.

"Me and him...what's going on?"

"I'm the intelligence elder." Qiu Ye rarely rolled his eyes, "Patriarch, are you sure you want me to read the information?"

"..."

Patriarch Senshou took a deep breath, and under the eyes of the two elders, especially the white-haired elder, said: "No need, I did have a relationship with Uchiha Madara."

"Ridiculous!" Leng Mu suddenly changed color, "Akino, why didn't you tell me!"

"What should I say about this kind of thing." The intelligence elder said, "What's more, I only found clues, and I'm not sure whether it's Haruka once, mutual affection, or mutual acquaintance? How should I report it? It's the patriarch and Uchiha Madara."

"Akino, can you stop talking like this..." Ye Zimu couldn't help interjecting after hearing the elder's explanation, and whispered under the angry eyes of the white-haired elder, "I think your intelligence gathering ability is already good enough."

"Heh." Akino sneered, "The patriarch's praise."

"What about now?" Lingmu didn't want to ask about what happened before Senshou Zhujian, he was afraid that he couldn't help beating someone.

"It's over." Ye Zimu replied immediately, fearing that the elder would not believe it, he emphasized, "Really!"

"It's over... that's good." After receiving this answer, Lingmu calmed down a little, but he threw his sleeves at the patriarch Qianshou for a time limit, and he was not as persuasive as before, "Within three months, choose a person for me." Famous woman!"

Although Elder Qianshou gave such a deadline, Ye Zimu really couldn't choose, so the scrolls in the room were already piled up faster than people.Every day when I return to my bedroom, I have to face the scroll that is half a foot taller than yesterday, and I have to dispel my curiosity the next morning.

"You're asking me any question about this." Ye Zimu put down his chopsticks and threatened, "I'll ask someone to send a copy of the scroll to your room."

"..." The second head of Qianshou took a fish ball as if nothing had happened, "The elder asked me to ask."

"Aren't you supposed to be on the same side as me?"

"Brother, you are not with anyone, why are you so pushy." Fei Jian asked.

"How do you get married if you're not familiar with it?" Ye Zimu answered with an excuse to fool the elders, before he could open his mouth and said, "Who ran so fast after receiving a love letter before."

"Although I think what you said, big brother, is also reasonable." Qianshou put down the plate, "But the elder said that they will release the door control before you are elected in three months. By then, big brother, you should be able to receive a lot of love letters."

Ye Zimu felt that this breakfast was a bit unbearable.

One night when the deadline was approaching, Patriarch Qianshou stopped for the first time when he passed the pile of scrolls.He glanced sideways at the corner, and finally pushed towards the scrolls and picked up the top scroll.

Qian Shou Feijian regretted it very much. If he had known that his elder brother had come up with such an idea, he would not have said anything about it.

"I don't!" Tobuma refused very neatly.

"Oh." Ye Zimu didn't try to persuade him anymore, but directly tied him up.

"Brother!" Feijian was a little flustered, "Calm down!"

"It's just for you to pretend to be a woman. There's nothing to be nervous about." Ye Zimu recalled modern makeup techniques, took out the rouge borrowed from Yizhi, and put it close to the door, smiling like a wind and drizzle.

Thousands of hands were sweating on the forehead, trying to communicate rationally: "Even so, others can tell who I am at a glance, brother, don't be too whimsical... um——"

Ye Zimu, who finished the first step, put down the red rouge, thinking about the three scars on Fei Jian's face.

The most obvious sign of Qianshou Erdaojia is the three red marks on his face. If these three red marks are removed, even if Feijian looks familiar, everyone will not think that it is Qianshou Feijian.

Tobima, who was forced to apply lipstick, was not only sweating on the forehead, but also felt cold on the back, especially feeling that many things were painted on his face one after another, and his brother continued to show a satisfied look on his face.

Finally, the man's sharp facial lines were changed to soft, and the three scars were covered with powder. Ye Zimu took out the big killer from behind the bed - a head of long white hair.

"Big brother!"

"Feijian looks a bit like my mother." Ye Zimu adjusted the wig to make it look like real hair, and then fixed it on his younger brother with small wooden branches, "You haven't seen your mother before, do you want to see it. "

Think of a ghost!

Qianshou Feijian's face was flushed, he was angered by being forced to dress up as a woman, but then the Patriarch Qianshou had already started to take off his clothes, and Feijian was anxious, angry and ashamed, and couldn't help shouting: "Brother."

The second leader of Qianshou hadn't cried in front of the patriarch of Qianshou before, but this time he was really frightened, his red eyes were steamed, and panic and helplessness appeared in his eyes.

If it wasn't that he couldn't think of another way, the patriarch Qianshou wouldn't attack his younger brother.

But no one can marry, even if she pretends to be, which woman can waste the best time of three years on the Qianshou patriarch?Even if someone is willing... Zhaohua is like flowing water, and it should be given to the predestined person at the most brilliant moment.If only a wedding can stop, it is better to marry Feijian home. Anyway, it is reported that Feijian has no sweetheart now, let alone a family, and no one knows who he will marry when the door is closed.

The hand of the thousand-handed patriarch stopped.

"Big, big brother." Fei Jian's frightened heart fell back into place.

"I don't want to marry a wife." Ye Zimu said softly, "Can you help me just once, please?"

Thousands of hands want to say no!But he's said it before!As a result, she was painted with rouge and blush, she also wore a wig, and even her clothes were cut in half!

Don't look at the kindness of the Qianshou patriarch's words, if you are prepared to this level, you can be rejected casually.

The flustered heart in the door was relieved by his brother's gentle words, but he realized that this was not a discussion, and the second master of Qianshou was very nervous, even a little unspeakably wronged.

"I'm not a woman."

"It's okay." The patriarch of Qianshou reassured, "I promise, I won't let anyone know it's you."

The whole body of the embraced Qianshoufei tensed for a moment, but he gradually relaxed in this calm waiting. He leaned on his elder brother, and after a long time, he whispered: "...you promise."

The author has something to say: Next, please call Ye Zigui animal Emperor Gong→v→

Even if it's not love, Tobima will listen to his brother

And, Mr. Madara is still in a state of bewilderment.jpg