[Comprehensive] This plot is absolutely wrong

Uchiha Madara had a thought, and a black, palm-high cup with blood-colored thorns engraved on it appeared in his hand.

The blood cup, one of the thirteen holy relics of the blood clan, can obtain the dark talent of the blood master as long as you drink the blood in the blood cup, but not every vampire has enough potential to withstand the awakening of those dark talents.

Uchiha Madara is thoughtful, the ancestor of the blood race.

I don't know what Zhuo Shengling, the heir of the hunter family, knows.

Uchiha Madara raised his eyes.

There were hurried footsteps and panting voices outside the door, and a moment later, there was a cautious and polite knock on the door.

Uchiha Madara got up and opened the door, only to see a man standing at the door panting, holding a black plastic bag in his hand.

A decent black suit, a cool hairstyle, a delicate appearance, and a decent smile are all the staff who checked them in just now, Tetsuhiro Morinaga.

Morinaga Tetsuhiro bowed deeply, and said, "Excuse me for your long wait." Then he took out a piece of paper, "Sir, according to your request, I cross-checked some house sales information on the Internet, and selected the town The three-storey villa is listed for sale in the east, this is the address, and the formalities can be completed within three days."

Uchiha Madara took over the address, and it is impossible for him to live in the hotel with Senju Hashirama and Cone Shengling all the time. It is inevitable to buy a house as a place to stay.

The black plastic bag was handed over, and Morinaga Zhebo continued: "This is the blood bag I got from the blood bank of the town center hospital, one bag each of type A, type B, type AB, and type O, 400ml, and it can be stored in the refrigerator .”

Suddenly, there was a loud "bang--" in the room, followed by the sound of "crash", mixed with exclamations of surprise and surprise.

Uchiha Madara didn't raise his eyelids, Morinaga Tetsuhiro's face remained unchanged, and continued: "I will continue to follow up on the housing issue, and I will notify you as soon as the procedures are completed."

Uchiha Madara nodded, yes.

Uchiha Madara didn't speak, he glanced at Morinaga Tetsuhiro.

Morinaga Tetsuhiro's expression was in a trance for a moment, and then his eyes became clear.He nodded and said: "Okay, sir, I will pay attention." After speaking, he bowed again, turned and left.

After closing the door and putting the address and pocket on the table, Uchiha Madara said loudly: "Hashirama?"

"...No, it's okay, it will be fine soon!"

"thump!"

Uchiha Madara silently watched the crack of the door where water was gradually seeping out, and sighed.

Ever since he met Senshou Zhujian again, he always felt that he was sighing.

As soon as the door was opened, the stagnant water rushed out.

Uchiha Madara raised his hand, and the water rushing out froze immediately.Uchiha Madara stepped on the water and walked inside, and the clogs did not drip.

In the bathroom, it was almost a vast ocean.

Cone Shengling was sitting on the sink with a bath towel on, his small face was pale, his silver-gray hair was dripping wet, and he was sleepy.

He said that he didn't need to help him take a bath, but he had to say what his teacher asked, and he had to bathe him desperately.Considering the fact that he felt weak even when he moved his fingers, Zhuo Shengling reluctantly agreed.

The results of it?

Turning the faucet could actually pull the whole head off, and Cone Shengling was speechless.

Senju Bashima hurriedly pressed the water pipe that lost the faucet. After accidentally breaking the magical water outlet tool, Senju Bashima immediately tried to block the exit with a wooden escape, but when the wood came out, it was very uncomfortable. Coincidentally, the water pipe in the wall was accidentally pierced, so the water became even more turbulent.

Uchiha Madara looked at Senju Hashirama who looked like a soaked chicken, blinked, and suddenly laughed.

Senju Zhuma was stunned, and he looked back at Uchiha Madara who was bending over with a smile, and his eyes were wrong.

The way Madara smiles, it looks so good.

Uchiha Madara shook his head with a smile, Hashirama was much worse than he was at the time.

Although everything he saw at that time was so strange and novel, but he had the eyes of reincarnation.Grabbing a local, staring at his eyes and making a copy of his memory, throwing away useless things, and keeping the common sense of life, it is quite convenient for you to learn how to live in the new world in minutes.

Madara Uchiha has never pulled off the faucet.

Looking almost greedily at Uchiha Madara who was smiling brightly, Senjujuma's heart moved, and suddenly showed an aggrieved expression, muttering: "Mara..."

"Let me do it."

Fearing that Senju Hashirama's maddening depression would revive, Uchiha Madara rolled up his sleeves, and first used ice on the place where the water was constantly spraying.Soon, the water in the bathroom was clean, but the bathtub with a hole could not be used anymore, but they had a Thousand Hands Column Room here, which was good at wooden escape.

With the experience of making pots and pans with wooden buckets, if one wooden bucket goes down between the thousand-handed pillars, there will be an extra large bathtub in the bathroom that can be used for five cones and two laps.Senju Bashima sprayed a water trap into it familiarly, followed by Uchiha Madara, a small fire trap, and the water became hot after a while.

Senju Bashirama rolled up his sleeves, this time there must be no mistakes, and Madara must see his capable and perfect side.Then, Senju Bashima heard Uchiha Madara say: "Let's wash together."

Senshou Bashirama: "!!!"

What?The wind is too strong, I can't hear you clearly.

This hotel is the hotel with the highest star rating in the town, and the room facilities are very high-grade. The bathroom alone is about the same size as the interior of a suite.The wooden bathtub in Senshouzhujian is quite large, directly filling the floor of the bathroom, comparable to a small hot spring pool that can accommodate ten people.

Uchiha Madara's thinking is very simple-before he was basking in the sun in the courtyard, and the cleanly washed Kurama was used as a pillow, and then he sensed that the art placed in the eyes between the thousand-handed gates was touched, and rushed all the way from the country of water When he arrived in the Land of Fire, Hei Jue was beaten up.Uchiha Madara is not a very particular person, but under conditions, he will naturally not treat himself badly.

As for soaking in hot springs with Senshou Zhujian, they are both big men, and it's not like they haven't soaked in hot springs together, so there's nothing to be particular about.

When the two clans had just reconciled, Senshou Zhujian was overly excited, pulling him into a casino and a night market all day long, and he had to redeem people when they lost to nothing but underwear.

Eating, drinking, whoring, gambling... Wait, the two of them just went shopping in Huajie together, so it can be said that they have all three poisons.

Now that he decided to join the bathing team, Uchiha Madara rolled up his sleeves and remodeled the Mutun big bathtub.For example, cut a hole in the upper and lower parts of the bathtub, and connect the pipes for circulation.The amount of water is controlled at the water inlet, and a small fire escape is maintained below to ensure the temperature of the water.Then put the large bath towel on the edge of the tub, and the preparatory work is completed.

Pulling off his belt and taking off his blue bathrobe, Uchiha Madara stepped into the tub, leaned against the side of the tub, and let out a sigh of satisfaction.

Sure enough, it was cold for half a day—although it is already cold and hot for him now—it is still comfortable to soak in hot water. When these two can meet people, they just go to the natural hot spring to soak.

Putting his arms on both sides of the barrel, Uchiha Madara raised his eyes lazily, and said, "What's the matter with you two?" Is it fun to stare at each other with big eyes and small eyes!

Cone cast a sleepy glance at Senshou Bashirama, and saw that the powerful man who was very reliable when he fought the female vampire was now standing there with a flushed face, his eyes wandering, but he always looked towards the bathtub intentionally or unintentionally. While watching, Zhuo Shengling seemed to be able to see white smoke coming out of his ears.

Cone Shengling: Sure enough, there is no hope at all.

Zhui Shengling jumped down from the sink slowly, took off his clothes, soaked in hot water, and it really felt much more comfortable.

There was only one left in Qianshou Zhujian, his face was flushed, and his eyes fluttered awkwardly.

Senshou Bashirama's heartfelt voice: Ah, the spots are so white, the legs are so long, and the pectoral muscles are so beautiful!Madara's sitting posture is so domineering, what should I do if my body reacts accidentally? !

Uchiha Madara didn't know that Senju Hashirama was swiping the screen frantically in his heart, and glanced at Ai Shengling who was washing his hair slowly, he glanced at Senju Hashirama with some doubts, and said: "Hashirama, What's wrong with you? Could it be..."

Senju Zhuma's heart tightened, and the next moment he heard Uchiha Madara say in a Noyu tone: "Isn't it shy?"

"...Hahaha, how is it possible." Senshou Zhujian smiled dryly, ripped off his clothes as quickly as possible, and then jumped into the water with a plop, causing countless splashes.Uchiha Madara was okay, he raised his hand to set up a barrier, but it was much worse for Aisheng Zero, and the splashed water splashed all over his head and face.

The corner of Zhui Sheng's mouth twitched, and the tall image he had built up because of his strength suddenly collapsed.

Uchiha Madara heheed twice, raised his hand and punched Senju Bashirama on the head.

Qianshou Zhujian let out a cry of pain, and slid into the water, the water directly submerged his shoulders.

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly, raised his foot and kicked Senju Bashirama, and signaled: "Wash him." As weak as his apprentice, he hoped that he would be able to finish washing when he was.

There was a jolt between the Thousand Hands Pillar, Madara's kick just happened to hit the root of the thigh, that feeling was like... well, being struck straight by Thunder Dun, and the strands of hair were numb.

Senju Zhuma stared blankly at Uchiha Madara, his soul flew away, and he didn't hear what he said just now.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

——I used to think that Hashirama was stupid, but looking at it now, it seems to be even more stupid.

The skill of love has never been lit up, and the task of matching couples can bring about human tragedies. Uchiha Madara is completely unaware that Senjujuma's state can be defined as "idiot".He frowned, as expected he could not be counted on!

Torturing Senju Bashima is simply torturing himself in a different way.

When Senju Bashima finally recovered from the strength and softness (?!) of that kick with a blushing face, Senju Bashima was horrified to find that there was an extra woman in the bathroom.

And she's a beauty! ! !

That is a typical Uchiha beauty, with black hair, almond eyes and thin lips, fair skin, slender figure, and a white furisode kimono, with a cool and indifferent demeanor.

Senshou Zhujian suddenly felt a block in his heart, where did this come from, why didn't he feel it? !

etc!Feel?

Senshou Zhujian felt it carefully, and was surprised to find that the woman in front of him who was washing Zhui Shengling's hair didn't show any signs of life, just like his wooden clone.And what is obviously different from the wooden clone is that there is no chakra fluctuation on the woman.

This is different from the puppet art of the Sea Clan in the Land of Wind.

Senju Bashirama: Madara is really great.

After confirming that the woman who suddenly appeared was not a living person, Senshou Zhujian's expression suddenly became excited.Uchiha Madara, who was waiting for Senju Hashirama to ask him, looked at Senju Hashirama with shining eyes silently, and couldn't help rolling his eyes.

For a moment, the most uncomfortable thing in the bathroom turned into Cone Sheng Ling.

Although I saw my new teacher blowing on a piece of white paper, the white paper turned into a young and pretty woman with a stiff expression and cold hands, obviously not a living existence.But the problem is, it doesn't look like that from the outside.

Cone Shengling was stiff.

Even if he drowned, he didn't want a woman to bathe him, even if his mother didn't handle these things after the age of five.

The resistance of Sui Shengling was brutally suppressed by the simple shikigami transformed from blank paper.

Different from the kind of shikigami that Uchiha Madara used to use, using white paper as a medium to stuff a soul into it, the one in front of him is completely transformed by white paper and spiritual power. He has no thought and can only execute the password rigidly. Turning into a woman's appearance is purely evil, but the strength is not what the current Cone Shengling can resist.

After a simple wash, Uchiha Madara got up, and stepped out after the bath towel wrapped around his lower body.

Senshou Zhujian... Senshou Zhujian blushed so much that he could steam an egg, and he slid into the water silently, this time only showing half of his face above the nose.

Uchiha Madara just turned his head, and his eyes suddenly died: so stupid!

The author has something to say: I forgot to set the time in the manuscript box OTZ I was wrong

Madara: Take a bath together, what's wrong with you, Hashirama, who act like a man==

The tragedy of the two parts is due to a brain hole, don't worry, I will arrange HEO(∩_∩)O for them in the future~