[Comprehensive] This plot is absolutely wrong

There was a loud noise outside the house, and everyone rushed out of the house to see that the woods in front of the villa had collapsed.

Then, new trees spring up.The new trees are bigger, taller and stronger than the old ones, and the man in the black bathrobe standing on the trees is laughing loudly, with hearty smiles on his brows, like a child of nature enjoying himself in the forest.

He looked straight at the opposite side, with fighting intent and joy in his eyes.

The purple flame ignited, first the bones, then the flesh, and finally the armor.What appeared in the eyes of everyone was a tall purple giant, wearing armor and holding double blades.And Uchiha Madara stood on top of the giant, looked at Senshouzhujian who was stepping on the wooden dragon from a distance, snorted, and said: "If you want to fight, just say it, beat around the bush."

Senju Bashirama shrugged, and said very frankly: "Ah, there is no way, except for Madara, there is no one who can compete with me. Although it is very happy to fight side by side with Madara, I also miss Madara who is evenly matched. Contest."

It's a pity that since they established their relationship, Madara doesn't do anything with him.Although the other kind, uh, is also very fun to use hands and feet, but being able to fight with Madara without the burden of hatred is something he misses very much during this time.

Uchiha Madara snorted, he originally wanted to be a good lover and put an end to domestic violence.But since Hashirama doesn't appreciate it, it's still up to his subordinates to see the real chapter.

He actually missed the feeling of beating Hashirama violently.

Madara Uchiha raised the corners of his mouth high.

Rumble!

The purple giant and the tall wooden man collided straight together.

The crowd was stunned.

With such a big movement, the candidates who were sweating profusely on the tennis court were not deaf, and almost thought there was an earthquake here.When he looked up, he was dumbfounded.

what is this?

Magic blockbuster?

"...Hey, Tezuka." Keigo Atobe looked at the scene being staged, his face was blank, and he muttered: "The one above... seems to be Mr. Uchiha Madara of our ice emperor."

Tezuka Kunimitsu was silent for a while, and slowly said: "The one who is fighting with him is Senshou Sensei." Although he knew a thing or two about the king and the outsider, his elbow injury was healed by Senshou Sensei himself, but Seeing such a massive battle scene...he thought that Teacher Qianshou possessed healing abilities.

It turns out that his combat effectiveness is also so against the sky?

Yu Xiao on Guochang Road immediately led people to block Sanyu Mountain.

Then, he realized that he had done useless work, because the entire Sansumi Mountain was shrouded in a barrier at this moment.In other words, no matter how you fight on the mountain, no one will notice it from the bottom of the mountain.It's just that people outside the mountain have advanced into the mountain, and people in the mountain can't get out either.

They're stuck here.

And Fang Fang, who was so angry with Madara Uchiha and wanted to scratch his face with his paws, looked at the scene in shock. His half-moon-shaped eyes were wide open, his mouth was wide open, and he murmured: "No. Wrong... definitely not wrong..."

"Teacher Cat?" Takashi Natsume looked worriedly at the beckoning cat in his arms.

But I saw Mr. Cat's eyeballs were shining brightly, and there were little stars in his eyes.

Natsume Takashi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, the monster was really straightforward and cute on this point.At first, he thought that Mr. Cat was overwhelmed by the power of those two, but then he realized, Hey, Mr. Cat, why is it that Mr. Cat is in such a state that he met a girl named Natori Monday on the street?

Teacher Cat was very excited.

"The one holding a huge iron fan and stepping on a purple giant is unmistakable, it must be Master Uiyu!!" He was so excited that he almost spat out gibberish, "What a powerful force, what a creepy aura, what a beautiful deportment."

"I was actually baptized by the power of Lord Uchiha, I'm really... I'm so lucky~"

Two blushes rose on Teacher Cat's face.

Natsume Takashi was dumbfounded.

"Fat cat, do you know them?" Wolf was very curious.

Teacher Cat's eyes were shining, and he didn't bother to protest the title. His mouth opened and closed, crackling like a popular science meal.What killed Yamata no Orochi, what attacked Takamagahara and picked Tianjin God, Mr. Cat is so familiar, everyone, including the tennis club members who pricked up their ears to eavesdrop, and the subordinates of the King of Gold were taken aback for a while.

Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma rolled up their sleeves and had a big fight, directly flattening most of the top of Misumi Mountain.Fortunately, the two of them still had a sense of proportion (?!), and they didn't try their best, so it was a matter of time.The two of them changed their clothes directly on the flat ground they had created by themselves, and after a hearty battle, they had a good time under the tree and then strolled back to the villa.

Face to face is everyone's indescribable gaze.

Uchiha Madara glanced at them lightly, and said, "What are you doing here? Hurry up and go to training."

Everyone: training, training?

After seeing such a live version of a magical blockbuster, most of the top of Sansumi Mountain was cut off, and the instigator just let them continue training so lightly?They are really...

The main players in the tennis club obediently turned their heads and went back to the training ground.

In the past, they didn't dare to disobey the orders of Uchiha-sensei, and now, they don't even dare.

"Master Uchiha!!" Cat teacher saw Uchiha Madara, and changed back to the original with a bang.In the world that ordinary people can't see, the huge white monster's head hangs down. Facing Uchiha Madara, he shows complete surrender.

But Uchiha Madara, who was stripped of his vest after a fight with Zhujian: "..."

Qianshou Zhujian: "Pfft."

Uchiha Madara glanced at Senju Bashirama.

Teacher Cat watched and sighed in his heart: It is indeed the son of Shinto that Master Uiyu fell in love with at first sight and fell in love with at first sight, and even did not hesitate to snatch it away during the heyday of Gao Tianyuan's Tianjin lineage.So beautiful and powerful, no wonder even Uchiha-sama is tempted.

Teacher Cat, who seems to have been abducted to the horizon by a certain secret history thousands of years ago, thought seriously.

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I don't know whether Mr. Kitty's fanatical attitude is due to the nectar snacks offered by Takashi Natsume. Uchiha Madara seems to have forgotten his aim at Mr. Kitty.And when Natsume Takashi hesitated and said that he wanted to borrow a paper doll from Uchiha Madara to go back to be a teacher to train Taijutsu swordsmanship, Uchiha Madara's mouth twitched. This is the first time he heard that the lowest The first-level shikigami who don't have a soul and only have one spiritual power can be a teacher.

Well, for the sake of the pile of nectar snacks—yes, after discovering that Uchiha Madara was the big monster Uchiha back then, and he liked these nectar snacks quite a bit, Mr. Cat didn’t say anything, directly He rushed back to the Fujiwara residence, and flew back to Sansumi Mountain carrying all the snacks Qingxingdeng sent back in a few minutes.

Uchiha Madara showed his eyes of reincarnation simply and neatly, and Natsume Takashi was knocked down by a month's reading.

In view of the fact that this time is an equivalent exchange, Uchiha Madara has not set a time limit for monthly reading, and Natsume Takashi has the right to leave the monthly reading world at any time.Comparing the time flow between the Yuedu world and the real world, even if he and Tsunayoshi Sawada stayed there for ten years, in reality it was only a few hours.

Then, Uchiha Madara asked about the origin of the dim sum.

As a sweet party, he really prefers this taste.However, although Mr. Cat pulled out all the nectar snacks, there were only ten boxes in total.There are only nine yuan of dim sum in a box, and a total of 90 yuan of dim sum, which is simply not enough to satisfy a sweet party.

Uchiha Madara thought about making more, and brought them back to his hometown to share with Quanna.

Then, he heard a name that made his ears numb.

Teacher Cat straightened up and said very seriously: "It's an honor for Master Uchiha to like her dim sum. Please allow me to go to Yuhou now to bring you more dim sum."

Uchiha Madara's eyes twitched, and he said decisively: "No need!"

Just as Mr. Cat was about to say something, Uchiha Madara stopped him with cold eyes.He took a deep look at Teacher Cat, and said lightly, "Don't tell anyone about us."

"...Okay, Uchiha-sama."

Uchiha Madara's heart: What kind of luck is this? !Yayuan is so far away from Yuhou, but he can still meet the familiar demon of that banshee!

Although I want to pack up and go back to Tokyo immediately, it is far away from the places related to Qingxingdeng.But thinking that his actions seemed to be scared away by Qingxing Deng, Uchiha Madara snorted coldly, and directly banned the monsters of Misumi Mountain.Fortunately, when I was fighting with Hashirama, I didn't forget to put a barrier on the outside of the hood, which blocked the sound and the image. Although the mountain that was cut off from Sansumi Mountain did not recover after the barrier was removed, Senju Hashirama used Mu Dun gave birth to new trees on the mountain that had been burned and bald by Huo Dun and Mu Dun, and raised some trees, so that Sansuman Mountain could not be seen from the outside, but in fact it was much shorter.

The camp continues, but the training methods are more diverse, and the three views are more broken.Coach Ryuzaki watched the members of Seigaku and Hyotei fight against invisible opponents in the dark, and their strength increased crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye. Coach Ryuzaki's mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.

But Uchiha Madara did not forget the original intention of this time.

Uchiha Madara stood on the roof of the villa, looking down at the people who were practicing tennis in the backyard of the villa, his eyes turned around Atobe Keigo and Tezuka Kunimitsu, and said in a deep voice: "I thought of an idea. "

Qianshou Zhujian's heart skipped a beat, "Ah?" Could it be medicine?Frankly speaking, after knowing that Madara used to even use drugs to match these two people... Senju Zhuma thought Madara was so cute~

Uchiha Madara had a deep face: "What do you think, how about pulling these two people into the world of Tsukiyomi at the same time?"

"Is it the world of our hometown?" Could it be that they want these two people to support each other and fight side by side in the flames of war to finally achieve the great consummation of life?

Madara Uchiha raised the corner of his mouth, so naive.

Uchiha Madara smashed a book into Senju Hashirama's arms with his backhand.

Senshou Zhujian looked at the title of the book and fell silent.

Uchiha Madara: "This novel is regarded as a treasure book of love on the Internet. It is the number one book among love novels, and it is known as the classic that I want to love the most after reading it."

Senju Bashima silently read the title of the book, and then silently glanced at Tezuka Kunimitsu who was swaying.

Thank you, Tezuka-san.

Uchiha Madara moved to max power, and called Atobe Keigo and Tezuka Kunimitsu that night.As soon as the two entered the room, they saw Uchiha Madara bent his lips to them with a pair of dark purple eyes with hooks.

Qianshou Zhujian flashed behind them, supporting the two who collapsed immediately after closing their eyes.

Uchiha Madara directed Senju Hashima to put Keigo Atobe and Tezuka Kunimitsu on the same bed, and removed a pillow so that the two boys, who were nearly 1.8 meters tall, could sleep on a pillow and covered with a quilt.

Looking at the two sleeping with their foreheads together, Uchiha Madara said thoughtfully: "Should I inform the old man of gold and let him introduce a law allowing same-sex marriage as soon as possible?"

Senju Bashirama: For these two, Madara also fought hard.

At this moment, the system suddenly sounded a notification tone.

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The author has something to say: Emperor Zhu: It’s been a long time since I fought with Banban, deep down I miss the thrill of fighting~

Mr. Madara: If you insist on domestic violence, then I will fulfill you ==