[Comprehensive] This plot is absolutely wrong

Not caring about anything else, Tsunayoshi Sawada hurriedly rushed towards the door of his house, but slammed on the brakes not far from the door, looking at the...things lined up at his door with a look of surprise?

Who's that guy in the orange jacket with the bundle of straw on his head?no, what is it? !

The one in the green coat and red hakama, holding a Zen stick in his hand... what the hell is the crow? !

Not to mention the red flames with human faces, the giant red martial arts standing upright, the giant python with blue human faces...

So, is he in hell?

Sawada Tsunayoshi wanted to scream subconsciously, but when he thought of Nana's mother at home, he bit his cheek suddenly, and an orange flame suddenly ignited on his forehead, and even his pupils were reflected golden by the flame.

Completely forgetting that there are two big killers at home, Mr. Ban and Mr. Hashirama, and that his irresponsible scumbag father is still at home, Sawada Tsunayoshi is full of worries about his mother and the monsters at home. Conquered by rage, his fists condensed with orange flames, he was about to rush home.

At this moment, that Cao Shu turned his head, looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi with his only eyes, and then shouted in great surprise: "This must be Young Master Biao."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Huh?

As soon as Cao Shutou, that is, the little demon Natto and Xiaoseng, said, the monsters gathered outside his house turned their heads one after another, and looked straight at Sawada Tsunayoshi with scary grimaces.

"Ah, it's very similar to Mrs. Nana, it must be Master Biao!"

"I heard that it was Young Master Biao who saved the young master. You are indeed Young Master Biao!"

"Wow, what a beautiful flame~" The fire-colored flame with a human face suddenly exploded, and the flames flickered, and two blushes appeared on its face, "I don't know if Master Biao has a girlfriend or not. .”

Kokichi Sawada:"………………"

"Gun-kun's voice?"

Sawada Nana's gentle voice came from inside the house, and the ghosts immediately moved out of the way.Sawada Tsunayoshi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, and quickly slipped into the room.

Although...Although he is no longer the good-for-nothing gangster he used to be, Mr. Madara uses all kinds of methods to challenge the scientific worldview, but!Tsunayoshi Sawada still couldn't accept the emergence of a bunch of ghosts who called him "Master Cousin".

As soon as Sawada Tsunayoshi entered the entrance, he saw his dear mother.Wearing an apron, she said with a surprised expression: "Mr. Gang, it's so early today."

Early... indeed a bit.He was two hours ahead of the scheduled dismissal time, but there was no other way.

"Yes, Mom." Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a very natural smile to Sawada Nana, the smile arc is almost the same as the smile on Nana's face, "Today, there was a local earthquake, the school was affected, and some teaching buildings collapsed Phenomena, the school thought it was dangerous, so they gave us a holiday."

"Ah, it's so dangerous." Sawada Nana widened her eyes, "Mom didn't feel it at all at home."

Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled innocently, "So it was a local earthquake."

The fact--

Hibari Kyoya: "Wow, omnivorous animals are very good. Provoke the chairman of the discipline committee, bite and kill!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Wait, wait! Senior Hibari, look at me, look at me carefully, I'm really not an omnivore! I'm just a weak little animal, really, I'm just a little animal!! "

Responding to Tsunayoshi Sawada was the duckweed crutch dropped by Hibari Kyoya mercilessly.

After Sawada Tsunayoshi dodged and subconsciously fought back, the glass shattered.

Crackling, rumbling, the office of the Disciplinary Committee Chairman was like a gust of wind, the door flew, and the wall collapsed. A group of discipline committee members with airplane heads were standing outside the house, looking at Tsunayoshi Sawada dumbfounded through the big hole in the wall. Reluctantly and the chairman of the committee.Not only did he catch the chairman's duckweed crutch hard with his palm, but he also punched Hibari Kyouya flying away with a counterattack, and knocked down the wall separating the discipline committee room from the meeting room next door.

They looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada as if they were looking at a mutated brown rabbit.

That rabbit doesn't eat radishes or vegetables, it, it, it specializes in eating the beast named skylark!

He even knocked the Chairman unconscious! ! ! !

The hearts of the plane heads are broken.

Afterwards, in view of Hibari Kyoya's coma and other disciplinary committee members' furious accusations, the headmaster smashed the damage compensation list on Sawada Tsunayoshi's head in a cold sweat, and ordered him to suspend classes in the afternoon.

Sawada Tsunakichi couldn't stay far away from Hibari Kyoya, plus today's class had hit him too hard, and there was another scumbag at home who was staring at his dear mother, so Sawada Tsunakichi retreated strategically.

By the way, it is naturally impossible for him to hand over the large amount of compensation to Nana's mother.He turned around and jumped on the tree, face to face with the kid who was frightened by him in the morning but still followed him dutifully, and stuffed the compensation slip into his hand.

The scumbag has money and the scumbag pays.

He also said kindly that his tracking skills are really bad, his footsteps are so heavy, his breathing is so heavy, he can't even pretend that he doesn't exist.

Bagir: QAQ

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Well, those are not important.

Tsunayoshi Sawada looked up at his gentle and beautiful mother, and asked, "Those outside the house..." Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't want to scare his mother, and was thinking about what to say. Mom Nana told Tsunayoshi Sawada with a smile that relatives were coming up.

"A relative?" Tsunayoshi Sawada twitched the corner of his mouth. So he is also a monster?

That would explain how he was able to ignite that orange flame...  

Match demon?

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his face in his heart, no wonder he is so useless.

"Yes." Nana Sawada took his son and walked into the house, "It's your relatives from Aunt Wakana's side. They live in Ukiyoe Town. By the way." Nana Sawada rubbed Tsunayoshi Sawada's hair, "Yesterday you The child brought back is called Nuliang Lusheng, and he is your little cousin."

Sawada Nana: "Mr. Lu has been lost for many days, and the elders in the family are very anxious. Fortunately, Mr. Gang picked him up. They are very grateful to Mr. Gang."

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly widened his eyes and pointed to himself, "Cousin? Mine?"

Such a coincidence?

"Well, Tsunade-kun is an elder brother, so you should take good care of your younger brother." Sawada Nana chuckled, "Lu Jun's mother, grandfather and some elders have all rushed here."

The paper door opened, Nana Sawada was gently pushed by his mother, and he staggered into the room.

Then, his whole body froze.

The scumbag who cheated on his mother, ignore it.

She looks like her mother, so she must be Aunt Wakaca, and she must be a good woman too!

Uh... Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at the old man who was kneeling and sitting opposite his scumbag, that old man wearing a very high-end kimono, he should be the grandfather of Cousin Lusheng.But the question is, what happened to the long back of the old man's head? !

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the long back of his head stupidly. Can any human being really grow this length?

"This is Mr. Sawada." The first generation general of the Nuliang group, the master of ghosts and ghosts, and the 500+ old Nuliang Huapiao looked at the thin and slender boy in the uniform of a human junior high school, and said: "Mr. Sawada The whole Nuliang team is grateful for saving the old man’s grandson.”

"Nope." Tsunayoshi Sawada waved his hands in a panic, "Little brother, cousin Lu Sheng is also my younger brother, so you're welcome. Besides, I didn't save Lu Sheng alone. Speaking of it, it should be Mr. Madara and Mr. Hashirama who saved him." It’s me and Lu Sheng.”

Nuliang Huapiao's eyes flickered, "Oh? Where are Mr. Madara and Mr. Hashirama, my little boy? I want to thank you personally."

After ten years of reading the world every month, Tsunayoshi Sawada has been supplemented with various experience, skills and means to ensure that he is strong enough and will not be cheated and give back the money.However, Tsunayoshi Sawada doesn't involve much in the strategy of the superiors. At most, what he saw in the world of Tsukiyomi was how insidious the daimyo and nobles of various countries are, and how twisted and twisted they are when they speak. When dealing with them, you must Be careful so you don't get scammed.

But more, Tsunayoshi Sawada has worked hard.

Therefore, when Nuliang Huapiao asked about his two teachers, Sawada Tsunayoshi said very honestly: "Teacher Ban and Teacher Hashirama are at home."

Nuliang Huapiao lowered her eyes slightly, are you at home?

The ghostly aura can be hidden, but as long as it exists, there are traces to follow.But the cunning ghost who was good at hiding like him didn't notice the existence of those two.The only thing that can be explained is that those two deliberately hid their existence from them, and with their strength, they had no way of discovering their existence.

Nuliang Huapiao breathed a long sigh of relief, and said, "Thank you for letting me know, young master. You are kind, and your achievements in the future will be limitless."

Achievement?Sawada Tsunayoshi lost his face, please don't talk to him about achievements.The self-confidence that he had just started from teacher Madara was completely blown away at school. If he hadn't hit his scumbag's subordinates on the way back, and regained such a bit of self-confidence, he would have been nestled in the corner Doubt is alive.

Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his face, "Grandpa Nuliang, don't call me little son, just call me Tsunayoshi."

Nuliang Huapiao laughed, "The old man's daughter-in-law is your aunt, just call me grandpa directly." His face straightened suddenly, and his sharp and clear eyes looked straight at Sawada Tsunayoshi , "Grace is grace, love is love. We will never forget the kindness Tsunaki has shown to the Nuliang group. If there is a need for dispatch in the future, just write a letter. Nuliang will never shirk."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was taken aback for a moment, only feeling that the old man's gaze was very hot, which made him a little at a loss.He said blankly: "No, don't be so serious." He smiled at Nuliang Huapiao, the bright smile was as far away as the sky and full of tenderness, "I am Lu Sheng's elder brother. As an elder brother, protecting my younger brother is not Nothing more than normal."

Hey, just in order not to be disgusted by his younger brother, he'd better find Mr. Hashirama to have a little trouble tonight.

Madara-sensei... Sawada Tsunayoshi looks at the sky inwardly, hey, don't bother Madara-sensei.

"Ah, Lu Sheng is really lucky." Nuliang Huapiao laughed, "Gangji really looks like the sky."

"Sky?" Tsunayoshi Sawada inexplicably remembered the cloud-covered sky above the house, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Wait, did he forget something?

With doubts in mind, Sawada Tsunakichi opened the door and left the room. When he looked up, he was face to face with a head.

It was a very handsome face with short blond hair.Gray bunt, cyan haori, and a black scarf wrapped around... But that's not the point!

The blond young man smiled and said: "Look carefully, the cousin and the young master are somewhat similar. They are indeed cousins."

——The point is, he has no neck! ! !

Sawada Tsunayoshi gasped, the effect of the impact from being too close was far better than seeing a ghost at the door, Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't control it for a while, and his scream shook the whole house.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"