Let Me Tease You

Guichi actually has a sword spirit.

It's just that without the nourishment of the master's spiritual power for a long time, the sword spirit's mind is like a human child, ignorant.

Guichi is a top-quality fairy sword, originally buried deep in the ground, but Mozun picked it up when he passed by, feeling that his "son" would be too shabby without a sword user, so Ye Junchi quietly let Ye Junchi pick it up.

At that time Ye Junchi was still a teenager, he only knew that Guichi had plenty of spiritual energy, but he was not very good at using it.The sword spirit residing in the body of the sword was a little anxious, so he often turned against the guest and controlled Ye Junchi, who had not yet strong spiritual power, to practice the sword.

This made Ye Junchi hate Guichi a bit.

Especially after Ye Junchi knew that Guichi was deliberately picked up by Mozun, he hated Guichi even more, but he had already signed a blood contract, so he had to use it if he didn't want to.

So after Ye Junchi beheaded the Demon Lord, he only sacrificed it ten years later when cleaning up the Mingxu Temple, and then threw it aside again, unlike other sword masters who wiped and caressed their swords.

There are many spirits and monsters in the world.

Sword Spirit is a spirit born of Guichi, so he can talk to some other spirits. The unfavored Guichi hides in a corner, and only a little magpie spirit can talk to it occasionally.

Magpie Essence: "The sword in Lord Luo Xiuyi's house next door has been wiped again. Lord Demon Lord wiped it carefully and gently. After wiping, the sword is shining brightly."

Gui Chi: "..."

Magpie Essence: "You're gathering ashes."

Gui Chi: "..."

Magpie spirit: "Lord Ye Junchi hasn't touched you for a long time, Guichi, you are like those unfavored concubines in the human world."

Gui Chi: "..."

The furious Guichi drives away the magpie spirit, and cries into a ball in grievance.

Although Ye Junchi knew that Guichi had a spirit, he didn't care how the sword spirit in Guichi was feeling, and quietly ignored it.It wasn't until No. 13 years after killing the demon king that Ye Junchi suddenly heard some news, so he reluctantly took out Guichi and took it with him.

Guichi felt aggrieved and shook his body in ashes.

However, it still couldn't get out of its sheath that day.

The flower spirit growing by the window said sympathetically, "Gui Chi, you haven't sheathed for three years."

Gui Chi cried so much that he almost passed out.

It wants to vote for another master!

Soon the Ming Lord came, put down its blind master, and led it to escape from the magic palace.However, this is a wise master who is so cowardly. From the magic palace to the human world, a few days' journey, the coward will tremble holding it.

Gui Chi felt a little sympathetic to him, so he sneaked around while he was sleeping and dealt with some big monsters who coveted his flesh and blood, after all big monsters are not very afraid of them.

He helped Ji Yuan solve many troubles, and Guichi was already useless by the time he arrived in the human world.

Gui Chi continued to think about joining Mingzhu.

Soon the Lord Ming came again.

However, this Mingzhu was instantly killed by its owner, and Guichi once again returned to the situation where his master didn't love him, and he flew away with his master and little coward on his back with tears in his eyes.

Gui Chi thought: Maybe Jiansheng is just so twists and turns.

The only good thing is that Ye Junchi no longer throws it in the corner to collect dust, it can occasionally get out of its sheath, proudly sticking out its small chest, trying its best to let its brilliance flow, so that the seemingly blind The owner values ​​it.

It's a pity that the master is still a master with no eyesight.

Guichi silently watched Ye Junchi care more and more about the little coward, and thought desolately, having a stepfather is not enough, and the stepfather found him a stepmother.

Sure enough, not long after, the stepfather knocked on it and quietly told it to protect the stepmother.

Because of the unequal treaty signed by the human sword, Gui Chi can only accept it unconditionally, struggling hard to protect Ji Yuan.

Having been in contact with Ji Yuan for a long time, Gui Chi realizes that this stepmother is actually a bit inconsistent.But it doesn't matter, the stepmother is kind to it, she wipes the sword body for it from time to time, Guichi enjoys it very much, she really wants to catch that unlucky magpie spirit and proudly says: Look, someone has wiped it too.

After those troublesome matters were finally resolved and Ji Yuan stayed alone in the vacant room for half a year, Ye Junchi and Ji Yuan finally got married.On the night of their wedding, Guichi was thrown on the table by the negligent Ye Junchi, so all Guichi heard all night in a daze was:

"Honey, are you comfortable?"

"Agaki, you're so hot inside..."

"Hey, suck it deeper..."

This is its stepfather.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Ye Junchi, you are enough!"

"No... no, stop, ah..."

This is its stepmother's.

Gui Chi whose pure heart was polluted: "..."

This night, Gui Chi counts quietly:

Stop seven times.

No more than ten times.

Uh 39 times.

Cried five times.

……

(End of the article)

The author has something to say: What is Gui Chi's reflection?

Gui Chi: I want to give them both a round of applause.

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The last episode~

officially ended hot w

Thank you for being able to see the little angels here, you are the cutest, hee hee hee ヽ(*?з｀*)?

See you in the next book~

Extra Story 1. Husband and wife ask a hundred questions.

Interviewer: An author Jun who did not want to be named.

2. Please tell me your name?

Ye Junchi: Ye Junchi.

Ji Yuan: Ji... Ye Junchi (quick answer): Ye Shangyuan!

Ji Yuan: ... 3. What is your age?

Ji Yuan: ... Ye Junchi: ... Ji Yuan: Why don't you speak?

Ye Junchi: Baby, you didn't say anything.

Ji Yuan: Then let’s not talk about it.

4. What is your gender?

Ji Yuan: A girl with a big chirp?

Ye Junchi: You don't have eyes?

5. What is your personality?

Ye Junchi: More casual.But he is gentle and considerate to his wife, and loves her.

Ji Yuan: It belongs to reason.

6. What is the personality of the other party?

Ji Yuan: Very good, treats me very well, and is the most gentle person besides Ji Si.

Ye Junchi: When encountering a ghost, it will blow its fur. It looks quite cold on the outside, but it is actually a little wild cat, very cute! !

(Hey, can you stop showing such a perverted expression...) 7. When did the two meet?Where?

Ye Junchi: When he was five or six years old, he was in the human world.

Ji Yuan: ... I don't know when, in the magic palace.

8. What is your first impression of the other party?

Ye Junchi: What impression can I have of a kid.

Ji Yuan: (Still debating whether to tell Ye Junchi the truth) A devil with a perverted smile... Ye Junchi: QAQ wife?

Ji Yuan: Good boy, now you are very handsome and handsome.

9. What do you like about each other?

Ye Junchi: That kind of teasing is about to explode but still holding back is very cute...and also very cute when she cares about me, and she is also very cute when she smiles...I like it everywhere!

Ji Yuan: Very gentle and considerate.

10. What do you hate about each other?

Ye Junchi: No.

Ji Yuan: None.

11. How do you feel about your compatibility with the other party?

Ye Junchi: Very good!

Ji Yuan: Not bad.

12. How do you call each other?

Ye Junchi: A Yuan, baby, wife.

Ji Yuan: Big Brother, Ye Junchi, Big Brother Ye, King Ye Zhou.

Ye Junchi: What does big brother mean?Daughter-in-law, do you think I'm old... Ji Yuan: No, I praise you for being amazing.

13. What do you want the other party to call you?

Ye Junchi: As long as the daughter-in-law is happy, it's best if you can call me husband... Ji Yuan: Just call me by my name. (small voice) Husband.

Ye Junchi: Wife, what do you call me! ! !

Ji Yuan: You heard it wrong.

14. If you compare the other party to an animal, what is it?

Ye Junchi: Little cat.

Ji Yuan: Hamster.

Ye Junchi:?

Ji Yuan sighed: Special food protection.

15. If you give someone a gift, what will you give?

Ye Junchi: Give everything I can, including myself.

Ji Yuan: ... He gave all my things, if you want to give them to me, you can only send yourself there.

16. What gift do you hope to get?

Ye Junchi: His presence is the best gift.

Ji Yuan: Well, there is nothing I want.

17. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, what is it?

Ye Junchi: No.

Ji Yuan: It would be nice if I did less... I don't want to die in bed when I'm young.

Ye Junchi: Honey, this is a good recipe for husband and wife to maintain harmony.

Ji Yuan: Go back and kneel on the iron washboard.

(Boss, are you sure this is a good way to maintain harmony?) 18. What are your bad habits?

Ye Junchi: No.

Ji Yuan: Sometimes I think too much.

19. What's wrong with the other party?

Ye Junchi: No.

Ji Yuan: He’s pretty good, no.

20. What do you hate each other for?

Ye Junchi: He is very kind to that cousin of the Ji family... Ji Yuan: That's my younger brother... 21. What did you do to make him angry?Bad bugs or something.

Ji Yuan: When I said that I wanted to leave, he would be very angry... But it's all over, and I usually have nothing wrong with it.

Ye Junchi: If he does too much, he will get angry... 22. How far is the relationship between the two?

Ji Yuan: I applaud for love.

Ye Junchi:? ? ?

23. Where did the two have their first date?

Ji Yuan: Let me think about it... Ye Junchi: In the Zhao family's ancestral grave.

Ji Yuan:? ? ?

24. What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Ye Junchi: Very harmonious.

Ji Yuan: Wait... 25. Where did it progress?

Ye Junchi: I kissed you.

Ji Yuan:? ? ?No, you call digging a grave a date? ? ?

26. Where do you often go on dates?

Ye Junchi: There is no place that he often goes to. He runs around in both worlds, and I follow behind.

27. How will you celebrate the other party's birthday?

Ye Junchi: Just the two of us, spending the whole day alone in the magic palace, and at night I will take him to see the most beautiful scenery.

Ji Yuan: ... Ji Yuan: Same as above.

28. Who is the one who confessed?

Ye Junchi: Of course it was me, he was evasive.

Ji Yuan: I was wrong... Ye Junchi: I was very sad at that time.

With a guilty conscience, Ji Yuan took the initiative to kiss Ye Junchi.

29. How much do you like each other?

Ye Junchi: You can die for him.

Ji Yuan: He is my salvation.

30. So, is it love?

Ye Junchi: Yes.

Ji Yuan: Yes.

31. What if the other party said that there is no other way?

Ye Junchi: I can't refuse what he says, except to leave me.

Ji Yuan: He doesn't seem to have made any demands on me... 32. I suspect that the other party will change his mind!what to do?

Ye Junchi: How is it possible.

Ji Yuan: Big brother won't do that.

33. Is it allowed to be different?

Ye Junchi: Not allowed, and my wife would not do such a thing.

Ji Yuan: Same as above.

34. What should I do if the other party is one hour late for a date?

Ye Junchi: Go and look for him.

Ji Yuan: He will always be ahead of schedule.

35. What's your favorite part of the other person's body?

Ye Junchi: Lips, neck, ears, nipples, back... Ji Yuan: Shut up.

Ye Junchi: I was wrong.

Ji Yuan: I like his... waist, very lean and strong, beautiful abs, long legs, and slender fingers... 36. What is the most attractive appearance of the other party?

Ye Junchi: He said he likes the way I look, the way I am shy, the way I am emotional during foreplay, and the way my face is flushed when I climax... I really want to swallow him.

Ji Yuan: When you are serious, when you are fighting, when you are gentle, and when you do that... 37. When do you feel nervous when you two are together?

Ye Junchi: I get nervous when he frowns.

Ji Yuan: Staying with him is very relaxing, not nervous.

38. Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Ye Junchi: No, not good at it.

Ji Yuan: ...Yes, I am not good at it.

Ye Junchi: Wife, what did you lie to me?

Ji Yuan: ...Tell me back.

39. When do you feel the happiest?

Ye Junchi: When he said he would be with me for the rest of his life.

Ji Yuan: After killing the monster and completing the task, when I turned around and saw him smiling at me behind me.

40. Have you ever quarreled?

Ye Junchi: Yes.

Ji Yuan: There used to be.

41. What kind of quarrel was it?

Ye Junchi: He said he was going to leave, he also said he liked women, and he was going to marry a wife and have children in the future. I got angry and left for a while, but it wasn't really a quarrel.

Ji Yuan: ...hmm.

42. How to reconcile?

Ye Junchi: He was walking back and forth outside my room door, which made my heart itch, so I couldn't help but show up first.

Ji Yuan: ... 43. Do you want to be lovers even if you reincarnate?

Ye Junchi: He will be mine from now on, and he will be mine after reincarnation.

Ji Yuan: I think so.

44. When did you feel "I am loved"?

Ye Junchi: When I heard him say he missed me, when I was hugged by him.

Ji Gaki: When you look at me.

45. When did you feel "Don't you love me..."?

Ye Junchi: When he was very kind to that cousin... Ji Yuan: ...that's my younger brother.

46. ​​How do you express your love?

Ye Junchi: Treat him well.

Ji Yuan: Stay with him and try to be nice to him.

47. Which flower is suitable for each other?

Ye Junchi: Everything is suitable, my wife is as beautiful as a picture.

Ji Yuan: ...I really want to give him some chrysanthemums now.

48. Is there something to hide between the two?

Ye Junchi: All confessed, no.

Ji Yuan: ... 49. What is your complex?

Ye Junchi: What do you mean?

Ji Yuan: Ji Si...it doesn't count.

50. Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

Ye Junchi: Tell the world that you are married.

51. Do you think the love between the two will last forever?

Ye Junchi: Yes.

Ji Yuan: Yes.

52. Are you attacking or receiving?

Ye Junchi:?

Ji Yuan: ... I am subject to Ye Junchi: What do you mean?

Ji Yuan: It means whoever gets on.

Ye Junchi: Honey, I really like your honesty.

53. How did you decide?

Ji Yuan: He is strong, I am too lazy to fight, that's all.

Ye Junchi: Baby, what do you mean by shou?

Ji Yuan: Ask again and go back to kneeling on the iron plate.

54. Are you satisfied with this situation?

Ji Yuan: It’s okay.

Ye Junchi: Well, I seem to understand something.

Ji Yuan: Good boy, shut up.

55. Where was the first time?

Ye Junchi: The Magic Palace.

56. The feeling at that time was...Ye Junchi: It was wonderful, he was too comfortable inside and couldn't stop.

Ji Yuan: Not bad, but I passed out later... 57. At that time, what did the other party look like?

Ye Junchi: Sweet and charming as a candy.

Jigaki: Beast?

Ye Junchi: ...Daughter-in-law, I'm going to cry.

58. In the morning after the first night, what is the first sentence you say?

Ye Junchi: Sorry, I didn't stop until morning.

Ji Yuan: ... 59. How many times do you do it a week?

Ye Junchi: Who else counts this.

Ji Yuan: ... 60. Ideally, how many times a week do you do it?

Ye Junchi: Why is there such a problem, shouldn't it be more than a dozen times?

Ji Yuan: The setting of this world is too fantastical, it seems that no one will die... I ask for it once every three days!

61. What kind of H is it?

Ye Junchi: Enjoy it.

Ji Yuan: I enjoyed it quite a bit, but at the end he would cry subconsciously, and then he would be even more excited... 62. What is the place where you feel the most?

Ji Yuan: ...Ye Junchi: Everywhere he touches me, it's like he's on fire.

63. Where does the other party feel the most?

Ye Junchi: The roots of the ears, the tips of the nipples, the inner thighs, sex... Ji Yuan: Shut up.

64. What do you want to say to the other party during H?

Ji Yuan: Let's go to sleep after finishing this time.

Ye Junchi: Let’s do it again.

65. To put it bluntly, do you like H?Still hate?

Ye Junchi: I like it.

Ji Yuan: Not bad.

66. In general, where is H located?

Ye Junchi: On the bed in the bedroom.

67. What occasion do you want to try?

Ye Junchi: I want to try the outdoors...but he has a big shadow of my loss of control that time, so I will think about it after he is no longer afraid.

Ji Yuan: ...don't think so much, I'm fine.

Ye Junchi: Can I do it tonight?

Ji Yuan: No.

68. Take a bath before H?or later?

Ye Junchi: Wash them all.

Ji Yuan: In the end, he carried me to clean up.

69. Did the two of you have an agreement during H?

Ye Junchi: What else needs to be agreed to do this?

Ji Yuan: More than three times will be punished by kneeling tomorrow.

70. Have you ever had sex with someone other than the other party?

Ye Junchi: No, my body and mind belong to A Yuan.

Ji Yuan: Me too.

71. Do you agree with the saying 'If you can't get your heart, you have to get your body'?be opposed to?

Ye Junchi: Against it, it is incomplete if you can't get your heart and people.

Ji Yuan: Same as above.

72. What should I do if the other party is raped?

Ye Junchi: Oh, do you know the concept of Mingxu?

Ji Yuan: …………Who dares to rape him.

73. Which one is more shy before or after H?

Ye Junchi: Is there anything to be ashamed of doing this kind of thing with the person you love?

Ji Yuan: Fortunately, not very shy.

74. "Only tonight, because it's too lonely..." What should I do if my friend asks for H?

Ye Junchi: Friends?I only have one friend, Luo Xiuyi, if he is not afraid of death, come here.

Ji Yuan: I haven't made any friends in this world yet...Ye Junchi:...What if I make such friends?

Ji Yuan: Tied in front of you.

75. Do you think your H technique is good?

Ye Junchi: It can make him stand on his back.

Ji Yuan: ... 76. Is the opponent H's technique good?

Ji Yuan: Not bad.

Ye Junchi: Just not bad?

Ji Yuan: You are awesome.

77. What do you want the other party to say during H?

Ye Junchi: I love you, continue.

Ji Yuan: ... Let's go to bed after finishing this time.

78. What is the appearance of the other party that you like to see when you are H?

Ye Junchi: My eyes are blurred, my cheeks are flushed, and I am the only one in those watery eyes.

Ji Yuan: Look at me with gentle eyes.

79. Do you think it’s okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Ye Junchi: Not good.

Ji Yuan: Not good.

80. Are you interested in SM?

Ye Junchi: What is that?

Ji Yuan: No!

81. What should you do if the other party suddenly does not need your body?

Ye Junchi: Tease him, and besides, my wife praised me for my good figure, so why don't I need it.

Ji Yuan: Well, maybe I can try to counterattack.

82. What do you think about rape?

Ye Junchi: Shameful.

Ji Yuan: The tools used to commit crimes should be confiscated.

83. What is the most tiring thing about H?

Ye Junchi: Afraid of hurting him, I have to endure the foreplay slowly. If he is not in the state, I have to endure it for a long time.

Ji Yuan: Every time I do it, I feel like I'm going to soar.

84. Where is the most thrilling H so far?

Ye Junchi: ... Ji Yuan: On Wannan Mountain.

85. Did the receiving party take the initiative to ask for sex?

Ji Yuan: Yes.

Ye Junchi: It's a pity that the number of times of taking the initiative is too small... 86. What was the reaction of the attacking side at that time?

Ji Yuan: Have you ever heard of beasts in clothes?The focus is on the last two words.

Ye Junchi: Yes baby, you are too attractive.

87. Has the attacker ever been raped?

Ye Junchi: …………… Ji Yuan: It’s okay, you didn’t realize it at that time.

88. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Ye Junchi: …………… Ji Yuan: Stop talking.

89. What is the ideal "object of H"?

Ye Junchi: That's what my wife is like.

Ji Yuan: Well, that's it.

90. Does the other party meet the ideal?

Ye Junchi: It must be him.

Ji Yuan: Yes.

91. Do you use small props in H?

Ye Junchi: I wanted to use it, but my subordinates sent it up and threw it away... Ji Yuan: I have no problem inserting yourself.

92. How old was your "first time"?

Ye Junchi: ... Ji Yuan: ... 93. Is this the other party now?

Ye Junchi: I only ever had A Yuan.

Ji Yuan: Me too.

94. Where do you like to be kissed most?

Ji Yuan: The lips and the top of the head, he was very gentle when he kissed me.

Ye Junchi: I like everything, as long as it is him.

95. Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Jigaki: Lips and jaw.

Ye Junchi: I like everywhere, I want to kiss every inch of skin.

96. When is the other party most happy during H?

Ye Junchi: When doing foreplay and releasing, well, it is also very pleasant when doing it.

Ji Yuan: He is very happy.

97. When you were in H, what did you think about?

Ye Junchi: He is mine, and I am the one who owns him.

Ji Yuan: I don’t have time to think about anything else.

98. How many times do you do it a night?

Ye Junchi: Let's see when he passes out... Ji Yuan: ...Ye Junchi: Sometimes I just do it once and I get kicked out of bed.

Ji Yuan: Moderation, thank you.

99. At H, did you take off your clothes?Or is it taken off?

Ji Yuan: Usually he takes it off for me.

Ye Junchi: Occasionally he will help me take off.

100. What is H to you?

Ji Yuan: From time to time, I come here to adjust my life.

Ye Junchi: Proof of my love for A Yuan.

101. Say something to the other party! (Wait, why did I get the serial number wrong from time to time and why 101 appeared...) Ji Yuan: ...I have kept something from you for a long time.

Ye Junchi smiled: Don't worry, A Yuan, what I like is your soul, not your appearance.

Ji Yuan: You guessed it?

Ye Junchi: Baby, you are very obvious.

Ji Yuan: ...Ye Junchi: I've noticed it for a long time.

Ji Yuan: I... Ye Junchi: Let's go back and talk slowly, be good, don't think too much, I just want to know everything about you.