Let Me Tease You

Seeing that Luo Xiuyi didn't know what was going on, and was so excited that he seemed unable to speak, Ji Yuan was silent for a moment, and signaled with his eyes: "Big brother, what about Gaha, let go?"

The system was also silent for a while: "Please do not mix dialects."

Ye Junchi folded his arms and watched the show, after watching for a while, he felt thirsty, so he naturally reached out and took out the wild fruit from Ji Yuan's chest, wiped his sleeves casually, and gnawed slowly.

Ji Yuan: "..." Where the hell are you touching your hands.

Luo Xiuyi: "..."

Luo Xiuyi was stunned for a moment, then glanced at the little beauty in front of her with exquisite eyebrows, turned her head and said, "Speaking of which, I'll count for you that the star of Red Luan moves, the star of Disaster appears, and the Red Luan's heavenly joy clashes. A little girl..." He looked back at Ji Yuan's expressionless face as if thinking of something, then at Ji Yuan's half-shrunk chest, swallowed the words abruptly, and said dryly, "... Little brother?"

Ye Junchi's face was light: "Yes."

Luo Xiuyi clicked his tongue a few times, shook his head, and sighed again, "It's my own bad luck that others bump into Ye Junchi, and this is the first time I've seen someone who made Ye Junchi bad luck...Little brother, you are very good. "

The little brother is also very unlucky, thank you.

Luo Xiuyi smiled at Shang Jiyuan's light-colored eyes that never seemed to have any emotional fluctuations: "He is a cool and cold person, and he has a good looks..."

After Ye Junchi gnawed a wild fruit, he finally became impatient: "Stop talking nonsense, what's going on, and how to solve it."

"What's the rush?" Luo Xiuyi looked back, his handsome brows were full of teasing smiles, "It just so happens that you guys came in time, I just finished cooking, we're talking while eating."

After reaching a certain level, Luo Xiuyi will live in seclusion. He learns from ordinary people to add firewood and cook every day. It is just to pass the time, and the cooked food is often given to the dogs in the yard. If you want to eat it, you have to throw it away.

Right now, it's purely to tease Ye Junchi.

Ye Junchi's face was a little dark, and he glanced at Ji Yuan, seeing him pursing his lips and turning his head, he unconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his stomach, and then remembered that the person in front of him was delicate and weak, and he didn't have bigu. If not, it will be gone.

Thinking of this, his expression softened, and he nodded and said, "That's fine."

Luo Xiuyi, who was ready to fight Ye Junchi, immediately widened his eyes, and stared at Ye Junchi in astonishment, as if it was not Ye Junchi in front of him, but a stranger who took him away: "...your brain broken?"

Ye Junchi sneered.

In the end, Luo Xiuyi obediently carried out the food and put it on the stone table in the yard.

Ji Yuan was indeed so hungry that his stomach hurt, so he didn't refuse, sitting next to Ye Junchi and lowering his eyes, feeling secretly refreshed.Fortunately, the system accommodated a bit to allow a slight ooc, otherwise, according to the original owner's temperament, he would not sit down even if he was starved to death.

Thinking of this, Ji Yuan was filled with love for the system: "2333."

"...what are you doing?"

"When I go back, I will definitely get you a spirit card to confess you."

The system was silent for a moment, and the voice was cold: "I think it is very likely that I recited a mantra for you to confess to you, commemorating the first host who died under my hands."

Ji Yuan: "...you are good or bad, I will beat your chest with my small fist."

Satisfied, he chatted with the system, Ji Yuan looked down at Luo Xiuyi's cooking, and his face froze.

If you read correctly, on the blue and white porcelain plate in front of you are a bunch of... eyeballs?

What's that next to it?Tongue?And strange bugs that are half dead?A carrot that looks like a human face?And a live snake in the clay pot?

Silently staring at the pitiful poisonous snake in the clay pot for a moment, his stomach churned, Ji Yuan's fingers trembled, and he put down the bamboo chopsticks expressionlessly, feeling that he might need to be quiet.

Seeing Ji Yuan's face turned pale, Ye Junchi suddenly became in a good mood, and a faint smile curled up on the corner of his lips: "A Yuan, these are rare things, and you can only see them here, you eat more."

Ji Yuan took out another wild fruit, calmly clicked it, and finally opened his mouth: "What's going on with my body?"

Luo Xiu thought that the little beauty didn't want to see the meals he cooked, and sighed regretfully: "Little beauty..."

But any man can't stand others calling him like that, Ji Yuan endured it, and said reservedly: "You can just call me Ji Yuan."

Luo Xiu nodded indifferently, and the corners of his pink lips curled up, revealing a weird smile: "Little beauty, from what Ye Junchi said, if I guessed correctly, you should have the legendary physique... ..."

Ji Yuan also forgot to refute Luo Xiuyi when he heard the back, his eyes widened slightly, his heart beat a little faster, and he recalled all the amazing physiques in the few novels he had read in an instant.

Luo Xiuyi said slowly: "...that kind of notorious physique is quite easy to judge, but it hasn't appeared in the past thousand years, and few people know about it now."

……notorious?

... Has Ye Junchi's reputation stink?

As if understanding Ji Yuan's eyes, Luo Xiu smiled and said, "Of course, compared to our Lord Ye Junchi, your physique is already pure and pure."

"..." Seeing Luo Xiuyi blatantly speak ill of himself, Ye Junchi just caught something that looked like an eyeball, threw it into his mouth, chewed slowly, and didn't say anything.

After talking about it in a mess, Luo Xiu also consciously stopped showing off, and stared at Ji Yuan with shining eyes: "What a rare treasure—little beauty, have you been repeatedly hindered in your cultivation since you were young? When gathering energy and concentrating, the spiritual power will disappear in the spiritual vein?"

Ji Yuan nodded guiltily.

"Sure enough, it's the same as the rumors." Luo Xiuyi smiled, "Little beauty, you are not a waste of cultivation, on the contrary, you are a genius that is rare to see in a thousand years. The spiritual power that disappeared during your cultivation is just integrated into you It is recorded in ancient books that people with your physique are born with a purple mansion and cannot condense their essence, and what they gain from cultivation can only be fused into blood. When another person drinks your blood, the blood with spiritual power will be with that The spiritual power in the human body clashes."

Ye Junchi frowned when he heard that.

"After drinking the blood of a person with this physique, there are only two choices. One is to ignore it and let the blood roil in the body. After a hundred years, the blood can be refined. It's a pity that Ye Jun Chi's skills are restrained by your blood... The second is to accept the blood and continue to drink it from time to time, using your own body as a cauldron. After that, you must allocate half of your spiritual power for cultivation, and so on. When the spiritual power in those blood is completely full..."

Luo Xiuyi paused, and said with a smile, "There are many ways to return it to the original owner, but you can't pay it all at once. Well, except for intercourse, other methods will cause great damage to the body of the cauldron..."

Ji Yuan: "..."

Ji Yuan no longer dared to look at Ye Junchi's expression.

This kind of physique is like a parasite, parasitic in other people's bodies to steal cultivation, and finally come back to make a lot of money, it's no wonder it's notorious...

No wonder the system refused to explain, god damn special physique.

"You mean, I can only treat myself as a cauldron?" Ye Junchi glanced at Ji Yuan with a half-smile.

Luo Xiuyi nodded: "I said you, why not drink other people's blood..."

Ye Junchi pinched his forehead to interrupt him: "The interval between his blood's mischief is too short, I can't hold him by my side at any time, and bite him when the time comes—do you have a solution?"

"Yes." Luo Xiuyi's smile was a bit cold and bloodthirsty for no reason, "Isn't it all right to suck up the blood of this little beauty?"

Ji Yuan was horrified, he was indeed a pervert, even more perverted than Ji Shan.

Ye Junchi smiled handsomely, his eyes were indifferent, Ji Yuan was in a cold sweat when he stared at him, and when he thought that this person was going to pounce on him to suck him dry, his eyes turned, "I didn't joke with you, what can I do?" ?”

Luo Xiuyi muttered, "I'm not joking", thought for a moment, and said, "There is a way, it's just a matter of working hard, little beauty."

Luo Xiuyi's solution was to ask Ji Yuan to pour a few bowls of blood, and he tried to refine the blood into a elixir, which would be convenient for Ye Junchi to carry with him.

There was no other reliable way, Ji Yuan gritted his teeth, and treated it as a free blood donation, put a few bowls of blood on his pale face, and when he almost fainted, Ye Junchi stuffed Ji Yuan with something that looked like a tongue with his chopsticks mouth, forcing him to swallow it.

The taste was not as bad as imagined, but it was so disgusting that it made people want to vomit. Ji Yuan pressed the tip of his tongue firmly against the palate, and when he recovered, he found that he no longer had the feeling of cold dizziness after excessive blood loss.

Ye Junchi raised his eyelids, and said indifferently: "Luo Xiuyi's table dishes are all rare heaven and earth elixir."

Ji Yuan said indifferently, thinking that you bourgeois are capricious, you waste every meal like this.

The system smiled indifferently: "Hehe."

It was already three days after Luo Xiuyi finished refining the elixir and told Ye Junchi to remember to pull Ji Yuan over to continue bleeding after using it up.

Before leaving, Luo Xiu said in an unclear manner: "Ye Junchi, I heard that blood with that kind of physique is useless against demons."

Ye Junchi's face turned cold, which was rare, and he carried Ji Yuan and left the hill without saying a word.

Witnessing Luo Xiuyi's tolerance and concern for Ye Junchi, Ji Yuan silently speculated about the relationship between the two, but before he could think of anything, Ye Junchi, who was sticking behind him, suddenly lowered his head and leaned closer to his neck, his voice lazily San: "The Demon Lord died 13 years ago, and the Demon Realm was in chaos. When Luo Xiuyi and I ran for our lives, we accidentally saved his life. Although he is a jerk and a weird person, he will repay you with the kindness of dripping water."

Ji Yuan expressionless: "Oh."

Ye Junchi rubbed his hair: "Don't think about it."

After a pause, his hand fell on Ji Yuan's face, and he asked in surprise, "Why is your face so cold?"

Ji Yuan: "..."

Ye Junchi suddenly realized: "I forgot that you don't have a cultivation base, so you can't support the barrier to block the wind."

Ji Yuan: "...System, why do I feel that he did it on purpose?"

The system said: "Sorry."

After a long time, after crossing the boundary line between the demon world and the human world, the two stepped into the human world again, found a small town, went to a teahouse to listen to the latest news, and when they came out, Ye Junchi said: "It seems that the world is full of people. Know that I will bring you to prepare to cause trouble in the human world."

"..."

"Those defenders will only follow us as a man and a woman." Ye Junchi smiled slightly, "Let's go, you change your clothes. You have been a woman for more than ten years, don't you want to be a man again?"

It's about a man's dignity, Ji Yuan replied coldly: "I've always been a man."

Ye Junchi showed a helpless yet submissive and tolerant smile: "Okay, you are."

Ji Yuan couldn't help grinding his teeth: "System, I really want to hit him."

The system said: "Hey, baby, don't die if you don't want to hear me recite the mantra."