The Law of the Jungle [Entertainment]

Amidst the murderous aura, Wu Rui quickly drove the car to the place. Yu Yezhou put the little rabbit back into the cage and gave it to Wu Rui to take care of it for a while.

Su Hang was already very hungry, but when he got out of the car and looked up, he was not hungry immediately, and turned his head to walk back.

Yu Yezhou reached out to stop him: "What are you running for?"

Suhang now just wants to press someone's face to the ground and mend his feet by the way—he actually brought him to a cat wine house!Let him share a room with a bunch of cats? ? !

"What are you afraid of? It's me." Yu Yezhou smiled and grabbed his hand, pushing the reluctant Su Xiaotuan in, "Their apple pie is very delicious, as well as purple cabbage salad, Hawaiian pizza, etc. A kind of liqueur...you'll like it. If you're really scared, just let the shopkeeper lock them up, won't you?"

Hearing the apple pie, Suhang was already a little moved. As soon as the door of the tavern was pushed open, the strong smell of coffee mixed with the faint smell of sweet wine came to his face. His stomach, which had been hungry all afternoon, let out an untimely "gurgling".

Suddenly a "meow ~" sounded from beside his ears, Suhang was not ready to meet a large group of cats, the hair on his head would explode after being called out like this.

"Mr. Yu? This way." The owner who was wiping the glassware at the bar looked towards the door and greeted them with a smile.

The shop owner is a man in his early thirties, he looks very kind, and there are no other customers in the shop except the two of them. Judging by the shop owner's expression, he must have reached a consensus with Yu Yezhou.And when Suhang thought of a lot of cats lurking around him, he felt very tired, and he didn't want to worry about anything anymore. As soon as he sat in front of the bar, a little thing like black ink jumped up after him, flicking its tail With a flick of the ground, he squatted on the table in front of Su Hang, licking his paws.

"Toothick, let's play!" The shopkeeper waved his hand, and the black cat named "Toothick" jumped up, stepping on Suhang's shoulder and onto the nearby cat climbing frame.

I saw four or five cats staggering here and there on the cat climbing frame, some were snoring, some were playing with fur balls, some were staring at him with round green eyes, and a figure sat down next to him.As soon as Suhang turned his head, he saw a white Persian cat lying in Yu Yezhou's arms, one eye was clear blue, and the other eye was like a crystal amber.

Yu Yezhou held one of the Persian cat's front paws and showed it to Suhang. He pinched the kitten's pad with two fingers, and the small pointed armor appeared in the paw: "Look, the pink one, isn't it fierce?"

"... Awesome." Awesome shit!Su Hang laughed.

"I'm sure too." Yu Yezhou raised his eyebrows confidently, let go of the Persian cat, and reached for the menu, "I'll let you try it when I have a chance."

Suhang was stunned for a few seconds before he understood the meaning of "me too". Could it be that... let him press President Yu's meat pad?

Just thinking about that scene, Suhang shuddered.

Besides, it's amazing to have pink meat pads, how proud is a ghost? ?

Yu Yezhou triumphantly flipped through the menu, which was hand-painted by the boss, and each dish was accompanied by a particularly cute picture.Suhang ordered the signature apple pie and fruit and vegetable salad. Yu Yezhou felt sorry for him not being able to eat enough, so he added several special dishes, and finally paired them with two of the most characteristic self-brewed fruit wines in the wine house.

Sure enough, the wine was very delicious, with the taste of vanilla, and the sweetness was not too high. Su Hang drank three glasses with the meal, and even ate up the strawberry and pineapple pieces at the bottom of the wine glass.

While eating apple pie, Yu Yezhou's cell phone rang. He smiled apologetically and said, "I'll answer the phone and eat slowly."

Then he pushed open a glass door leading to the open-air courtyard behind, and stood under the eaves to answer the phone.

Holding the warm apple pie in his hand, Suhang bit down, and the apple puree inside flowed out hot, which made him gasp.Before I finished eating this piece, the boss brought out another piece of cheesecake from the kitchen, with a layer of snow-white shredded coconut sprinkled on it, and a circle of stick figure bunnies painted with chocolate sauce around the skirt.

"What's the date today?" The boss asked mysteriously.

Suhang's lips were reddened by the heat, and he blinked for a long time before thinking: "July...23?"

"Well, July 7." The boss nodded, put the cake by his hand, and suddenly asked inexplicably, "Is the wine good?"

Suhang looked at the boss wonderingly.

"It's nothing." The boss waved his hand, "Order something else, you guys reserve the place tonight, and I'm free even if I'm free."

Suhang turned his head to look at Yu Yezhou's silhouette. He seemed to be arguing with someone, and his expression was a little impatient. Recently, Yu Yezhou seemed to be busy all the time, and the phone was never disconnected. The fatigue on his face was even more faint. Now, a few times, Suhang also found out that this naturally beautiful president actually used a concealer stick to cover dark circles!

Last month, Yu Yezhou was still on the point of showing up on the set on time every weekend; this month...he seems a little too free-wheeling, right?

And July 7rd is...

Suzhou and Hangzhou froze suddenly.

It's my birthday.

When he chased Yu Yezhou into the entertainment circle, he didn't want others to find out his real identity, so his personal information was all fabricated. He was a little selfish, so he filled in his birthday as February 2th when he declared his household registration. Valentine's Day.At that time, I was very happy to think, what if it happens, what if Yu Yezhou falls in love with him, then they can spend Valentine's Day and birthday together, how great it is.

It's just that I didn't expect that they separated before Valentine's Day and birthday.

Having been in the entertainment industry for so many years, every birthday he has to cooperate with the company and fans to create a character of a heart-warming boy born on Valentine's Day. He has never really celebrated for himself once, living like this, Suhang is also used to taking Valentine's Day as his birthday. As for the real birthday on July 7... It's been a long time, and it's already a little strange.

So Yu Yezhou came all the way to celebrate his birthday?

There is nothing easy about such a big person.

Suhang's thin lips were slightly pursed, and he withdrew his eyes to the wine list in front of him. Looking at the colorful hand-painted pictures and strange cocktail names, he ordered seven or eight very nice-looking drinks in a daze.

The boss doesn't talk too much, and moves quickly to mix drinks.

Yu Yezhou's phone call was very long, and the sound of heated arguments even came to the bar through the glass door. Suhang had already drank several glasses in one go, and when he heard a few scattered words in the dispute, he couldn't help but look back Look, the night has fallen, the figure of the other party is indistinct, only a little bright metal reflection on the sleeve captures Su Hang's sight.

"Drink slowly, I'll feed the rice in the backyard." The boss said.

The corners of Su Hang's eyes were red, and he repeated strangely: "Rice?"

The boss smiled and explained: "Mi is a puppet cat. He was playful two days ago and fell ill, so he has been recuperating in the cattery in the backyard. Oh, by the way, the wines you ordered are all strong wines. They look very nice." Yes, but if you pour all of these into your stomach, you won’t be able to stand up tomorrow, just have an eye addiction. And this dreamtrip, remember to sprinkle some salt when drinking it, the taste will be more mellow.”

He said and pointed to a small tin can by the bar.

Suhang responded with an "oh", and watched the boss push the door away.Yu Yezhou still showed no signs of hanging up the phone. He held one of the glasses of emerald-green wine, put it between his lips and sipped, a slightly bitter and spicy smell rushed straight into his throat.A cat jumped up, swaggeringly took model steps in front of Suhang, wagging its tail proudly.

"Tooth...what's the matter with teeth?" Suhang shook his heavy head, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Tooth, toothbrush!"

"Meow!" The black cat was so angry that it stepped on the back of his hand with its meat pad, jumped and sprinted, and knocked over the bottles and cans on the bar. It seemed to be very interested in one of the tin cans, and jumped after it. After getting off the bar and playing around for a while, the tin can rolled to Suhang's feet with a clang. The cat tilted its head to look at him, but didn't come over. It turned its head and lazily went back to sleep in its nest.

Suhang bent down to pick up the tin can, shook it, and there was a rustling sound inside.

The glass door behind him suddenly slammed, and the sound of Yu Yezhou's footsteps slowly ground on the ground, the sound was so soft that it sounded a little cautious, which made Su Hang think of the pointed nails and soft pads of cats.

He wanted to see if Yu Yezhou's meat pad was also pink.

Suhang's eyes were a little dull, and the scene in his vision was slightly doubled. He remembered that the boss said that the dreamtrip should be sprinkled with some salt, so he had to pull off the lid of the small iron can in his hand, and put the The powder is poured into a long thin wine glass and mixed with the slightly suspended blue wine.

Dreamtrip, dream trip.

Suhang shook the stirring rod, thinking drowsily, this name is really nice.

He threw his head to the side and was firmly supported by one palm. Yu Yezhou looked down from above, the light spots on the glass vessel refracted into his black pupils, unfathomable and unreachable.

Like a universe full of stars.

Suhang stared fixedly, feeling his eyes were hot, he stretched out his finger to explore the universe, and said: "It's so beautiful."

Yu Yezhou frowned: "Why didn't I see you for a while, and you drank so much?"

"You too, you drink it too!" Su Hang's tongue grew big, and he quickly pushed the cup of Dream Journey to him, "It's so delicious!"

Yu Yezhou didn't doubt that he was there. After arguing with Secretary Wu for so long, his mouth was also thirsty, so he picked it up and took a big mouthful: "...what does it taste like?"

"The smell of dreams." Su Hang's eyes lit up, and he stretched his arms towards the sky.

"Okay, okay, the taste of dreams, don't drink it." Yu Yezhou pushed away the wine glass, pulled the cake over, and stuffed the fork into Suhang's hand, "Be good, eat some cake."

Suhang suddenly became stubborn and dropped the fork: "I won't eat!"

Yu Yezhou looked at him helplessly: "How can you drink so much alcohol?"

"Beautiful, beautiful!" When the word "beautiful" was said, Suhang's lips trembled a little, and a vibrating air mixed with strong wine sprayed on Yu Yezhou's face, "Anyway, I don't eat cakes!"

Yu Yezhou coaxed: "Why don't you eat?"

Su Hang lowered his head, looked at the chocolate bunny painted on the skirt of the cake, thought for a while, and said, "There are no candles."

Yu Yezhou: "..."

"What's a birthday cake without candles?" Su Hang's eyes elongated, he pointed at the cheesecake drunkenly, and asked directly, "This, did you make it? And the fruit wine, did you also make the fruit wine... ..."

"No..." Yu Yezhou still wanted to quibble, but Su Hang stared at him closely with such flushed eyes, and he couldn't tell a lie. He drank half a glass of wine, and finally said, " ...Yes, I begged the boss to teach me how to brew it a month ago."

Suhang asked: "Why do you want to teach you the secret recipe?"

Something soft|soft and tough stretched out, like the arms and legs of an octopus, or the seaweed floating and swaying on the bottom of the sea, it drove straight into Yu Yezhou's heart, and touched the secret and tightly closed shell in his heart.

Even though he drank a lot of wine, Yu Yezhou still felt his lips were dry. Suhang roasted him with his eyes, steamed him, and used those brachiopod seaweeds to pry open his shell, so he had to open it, and had to gouge out that piece of soft flesh Come, give it to Suhang, send it all out.

"Because I told my boss that I want to celebrate my loved one's birthday."

It's actually quite simple to say that word, and it's not as difficult as I thought. Yu Yezhou even felt an unprecedented joy. The dull place in his heart finally began to breathe, and the depressed pool of stagnant water was finally chiseled by Suhang. There is a hole that can flow.

As for what will be left after the meat in this clam shell is gouged out, whether it is an empty shell or a white pearl, he doesn't even think it is that important, but he is still nervous.

Only Suhang could make him have such a sense of tension as if a catastrophe was imminent. He drank the wine to the bottom, and his heart was faintly dry.

Yu Yezhou wondered anxiously, whether Suhang had been like this too, this kind of nervousness again and again, and the imminent disaster again and again, it seemed that the old man who had received the notice of critical illness repeatedly repeated such torture in those three years.

It turned out that this torture felt like this.

Su Hang rested his chin on one hand, squinted at Yu Yezhou, and did not speak for a long time. After a long time, when strange flowers seemed to bloom in front of Yu Yezhou, he smiled softly: "Are you stupid, Yu Yezhou?" , My Valentine's Day birthday, don't you know?"

Yu Yezhou turned to look at him slowly.

"I wrote such a big number and such an obvious date on the company's resume," Suhang tilted his head, "I can't wait to tell the whole world that I want to celebrate my birthday on Valentine's Day I have so many fans all over the country, waiting to bless me on this day every year. But I foolishly, on the eve of Valentine’s Day every year, I feel uneasy, thinking that they have made such a big noise this time, you will Don't you also know that it's my birthday? Will you give me a piece of cake and say happy birthday to me?"

"You're so funny, you can't even remember such an obvious day as Valentine's Day, why can you remember July 7, a date without any characteristics..." Suhang raised his hand to cover his eyes, his throat trembling astringently , "What exactly do you want, Yu Yezhou?"

Yu Yezhou lowered his eyes sadly: "Suhang, I'm sorry, I..." He choked for a moment, then stood up at a loss: "Don't be sad, I'll buy you candles, okay? Buy the most beautiful one."

"I don't want it." Suhang said, "I'm not young anymore."

"Then do you want 'Happy Birthday'?" Yu Yezhou grabbed his shoulders and hugged him in. Seeing that he buried his head and said nothing as if acquiescing, he said cautiously, "Happy Birthday, Suhang...I promise You, every year in the future, whether it's today's birthday or Valentine's Day, I will celebrate it for you."

"Meow..." A sleeping yellow cat was woken up by the two of them. It swayed its fat little body and rushed up to Suhang's lap, squeezed between the two of them, licking its paws and washing its face. Meow meow.

Su Hang stared at the yellow cat and blinked, then raised his head and said to Yu Yezhou, "I want to see the meat pad. Yu Yezhou, I want to see your meat pad."

"...What?" Yu Yezhou didn't hear clearly, his feet suddenly felt weak, and his eyes bloomed inexplicably, and there was a strange itch in his bones.

"Pink, meat pad." Suhang raised his chin, a little proud and childish, "Do you have any, show me?"

"I..." Yu Yezhou opened his mouth, before he had time to make a conversation, his nose suddenly itched, "—Ah Choo!"

Suhang: "..."

"Ah, Achoe! Achoe!" The Su Hang in front of him became more and more blurred, and he couldn't move clearly. Yu Yezhou shook his head vigorously, and asked with a frown, "What kind of wine was that just now? Achoe! Uh..."

"Just mix the wine on the shelf, add salt... I don't know." Suhang watched Yu Yezhou rubbing his nose and rubbing his face, he couldn't laugh or cry, he burst out laughing, he laughed drunkenly After a while, he suddenly became conscious for a moment, thought of something, grabbed the small iron pot that he used as salt, pulled off the lid, "..."

Where is the salt in it!It's a can of grass-green plant powder with a strange aroma.

Su Hang blinked vigorously to dissipate a few traces of alcohol smell, and then saw a line of small words on the bottom of the tank: Relieve stress, stimulate cat desire | CatNip.

catnip.

Suhang: "..."

Yu Yezhou: "..."

The author has something to say:

A real dream trip with catnip.