The Law of the Jungle [Entertainment]

It wasn't until the water temperature in the shower started to cool down that Yu Yezhoufang came back to his senses, and he stepped out of the glass shower room, only to realize that he was too hasty when he entered the bathroom and forgot to bring a change of clothes.

The man's muscular and well-proportioned body was reflected in the mirror, and the water vapor spread thinly on the taut skin. He raised his hand, inserted his five fingers into the wet hair on his temples, and let out a long breath with his eyes closed. Spitting out the pressure and tension that had been congested in his heart all this time, he shook off the bead of hair, opened his mouth and shouted habitually: "Suhang, get me a shirt!"

"...Suhang?"

The sound fell to the ground, and there was silence around him, only the sound of dripping water echoed him.For a moment, Yu Yezhou was stunned suddenly, opened his eyes and looked out the door thoughtfully.Only then did he realize that Suhang was no longer the little white rabbit who only obeyed him two months ago.

He called a few times, but the man didn't answer, so Yu Yezhou walked out of the bathroom naked, put on a pure white bathrobe, and walked towards the guest room.Within a few dozen steps, he suddenly thought of Suhang's drunken and flushed expression, his body temperature exuding a fresh smell, and the scene of him lying on his back in the bath with the soaked clothes sticking to his skin, The smooth feel of the white porcelain on the young man's back made Yu Yezhou's fiery thing hidden under the bathrobe gradually rise again.

The atavism phenomenon is a protection mechanism in a weak state for the humanoid body that has been successfully transformed. In order to maintain the normal operation of the important functions of the body, some non-central organ transformations will temporarily fail to save energy supply.

Although humanoids are stronger than humans, the resistance of humanoids in the atavistic stage is at most equivalent to that of a ten-year-old child.A few years ago, Yu Yezhou was injured due to an accident in a certain mountaineering activity, and was forced to enter the stage of returning to his ancestors. He had a deep understanding of the feeling of weakness and dizzy brain, and it was really uncomfortable.

Just now...Suhang also said it was uncomfortable, right?

Can you feel uncomfortable after drinking so much strong liquor?

Frowning slightly, he went to the kitchen to get a glass of warm water, and then went back to the guest room: "Suhang?" When he looked around, there was no one in the bathroom, there was a pool of water and vomit on the floor, only the shower was still spraying With the water flowing, two oversized letters were squeezed out of the mirror with toothpaste——SB.

And Su Hang disappeared.

There was a nightgown missing in the closet, the carpet was all wet, and the locker was pulled open—he even took a box of cigars in the drawer!

"..." Yu Yezhou felt a little tenderness in his heart, but he was beaten to nothing by the mess in the room. He was so angry that his back teeth snapped, he raised his head and gulped down the warm water in his hand. After he finished, he shook the glass on the countertop, took out the mobile phone from the pocket of his nightgown, and dialed the assistant's number.

Wu Rui was soundly asleep, and was woken up by the boss's series of life-threatening calls. He said with nothing to love: "My big boss...it's one o'clock in the night! Your sauce will make parents wrinkle!"

Wu Rui's female ticket is a legal lolita, so he also pretends to be a giant baby at Yu Yezhou's place all day long, even talking like milk tea.

Yu Yezhou's brain hurt even more: "Next month's bonus will be deducted by half."

As soon as Wu Rui heard that it was okay, he immediately sat up and wailed: "No, you are my own boss! If you have something to tell, I will serve you no matter the weather!"

"Find me a housekeeper, immediately." Yu Yezhou said coldly, paused, and then said, "Then check Suzhou and Hangzhou for me to see what kind of mess he has been hanging out with recently."

"Ah?" Wu Rui was so sleepy that he lost his mind and was at a loss, "Who is in Suhang... ah, that little star? Boss, didn't you break up with him? Don't you want to turn back again—hey ?Hey Hey hey???"

beep, beep, beep...

Without even asking, the phone hung up.

Wu Rui's dream was disturbed, so he had to look through the address book to find a housekeeper who could go to work in the middle of the night for the boss. After three or four searches in a row, the price doubled, and only then did someone reluctantly agree to go. Halfway there, he was thinking about it again, and searched for the latest developments in Suzhou and Hangzhou on Xinniu Weibo.

Because his little girlfriend is a die-hard fan of Suhang since his debut, so under the power of female votes, he also set up special attention for Suhang, and whenever there is the latest news, he pretends to be a fan of Suhang and follow female votes. , Writing "mentally retarded" communication.

This search doesn't matter, I found out that he has accepted an idol drama before, and now it is the promotion period, and the hero is Yuan Yue, a new fourth student who is in the limelight.

This unlucky child, Suhang, has played the role of a bamboo horse who beats mandarin ducks.

As soon as I brushed up the topic, it was full of gossip about Suhang, what kind of scheming was being played by the crew, what deliberately knocked the lunch box down on Yuan Yue, what was grabbing the camera to grab the camera seat, even Suhang’s own Weibo was full of rumors. In the crusade against bombing, the resistance of his true fans was not enough.

Wu Rui lay on the bed for 10 minutes, and it became more and more boring the more he looked at it. This scandalous film can capture the scenery of Yuan Yue and describe the incident in detail, but he can't even take a clear and recent photo of Suzhou and Hangzhou?

Obviously stepping on the shoulders of the Sumerians to hype the crew.

To be honest, Yuan Yue and Su Hang came out of the same talent show. Su Hang's face is so good that he can sing, and Yuan Yue is handsome and can dance. At that time, the show accidentally ignited a group of CP parties. The two have also been "good buddies" for a long time in front of the camera.

At that time, Su Hang was young, only 17 years old, with clear eyebrows and eyes, full of the kind of youthful energy that can't be forgotten at a glance, which can arouse people's various imaginations of beauty.

Under Junda's suggestion, Suhang quickly won the championship and signed the contract smoothly.

By the time Yuan Yue, who was overwhelmed, tried his best to squeeze into Fenghua Entertainment, Suhang was already the darling of niche magazines, and there were endless advertisements.Yuan Yue has always been dissatisfied with him, not to mention that a group of online conspiratorial parties emerged later, saying that Su Hang won the championship because of his good looks and was taken care of by a high-level entertainment circle.

Wu Rui would be the first to disbelieve such a black method if he said it wasn't the hired sailors.

He swiped a few times, and gradually became drowsy. He was about to lock the screen and lie down, when suddenly a new Weibo popped up from the Suhang homepage.

“@苏杭V: [Shared picture]”

Wu Rui clicked on it and saw that it was a selfie taken by Zhang Shuoda. The lens was blurred and out of focus, with only half of his face, but Su Hang's eyes were still red, looking tired, and he didn't know where to look. The background seemed to be the back of a taxi. The window, because there is still a price tag of 20 yuan on the window.

The shape of Su Hang's eyes is beautiful, narrow and long, but not cramped. The fan-shaped double eyelids gradually spread out at the end of the eyes. When they are half-closed or half-closed, they are blurry, but they are never too coquettish. In the words of a photographer who has shot a film in Hangzhou, it is "those eyes will seduce people".

I have to admit that when Suhang is on camera, the facial features are really easy to make people feel amazing|stunning, and with the post-editing of the pictures, they are extremely beautiful.

However, Suhang in daily life is not as ostentatious as on the camera, but more gentle and smooth, especially when facing Boss Yu, he is like a little sheep without horns. He is good at knowing when to give President Yu face, and when to save him some face.

During the three years of the relationship between Suhang and Nursing, Suhang never made trouble for Yu Yezhou, let alone reached out for resources.

Wu Rui claimed to be Wannian Yuzhi, and he was really envious. If Suhang was a girl, he would have to chase after people to call her a goddess every day, and he would have nothing to do with his current girlfriend.

But this is also the fundamental reason why Suhang's debut was so popular, but it gradually became cold after that.

For a little star, if he makes a mistake about the positions of "accompany|sleep" and "climbing up", it will be a disaster.Because Wu Rui knew that Yu Yezhou was definitely not a good financial backer. He didn't have the self-consciousness to be a big gold | Don't mention following suit and opening the back door for him.

One couldn't think of giving it, and the other couldn't think of asking for it, so they kept playing the role-playing game of "his great aunt" at home every day.

So much so that Wu Rui suspected that the two of them were using the banner of nurturing. In fact, they were secretly engaging in dating tricks. An invisible spring, competing with each other.

Until one day suddenly, the relationship between the two that had been smooth sailing suddenly burst like a glass ball that expanded with heat and contracted with cold. Wu Rui was ordered to pack all the old things in Suzhou and Hangzhou and throw them into the trash can. He finally felt relieved.

Ah, that's normal.

The deformed spring stretched between Yu Yezhou and Suhang was finally overwhelmed and broke as expected.

But Yu Yezhou suddenly asked him to check Suzhou and Hangzhou in the middle of the night... What do you mean?Could it be that he was suddenly lonely and regretted letting go of the starlet who was a married|wife, and wanted to glue that spring together with 502 universal glue? ?

Wu Rui got up and went to the toilet to pee. He was shaking his head and thinking about life, when he heard the phone ding, which seemed to be another push message.

He fell back under the quilt and swiped to see, it was Suhang who posted a new Weibo again!

“@苏杭V: [双粉] [相红] Bonnie Housekeeping, China’s leading housekeeping brand! Housekeeping/nanny/maternity/hourly/cleaning, 24h service, guarantee your satisfaction, give you caring! [Great] Open in winter Great bargain, starting at 145 yuan for three hours! Star cleaning, we are the most professional! [good][good] Address: No. xx, xx Road, xx District, free consultation telephone: 0477-7654321..."

Wu Rui: "..."

Sure enough, the next day when Wu Rui saw the female ticket Luo Li, he was shattered by the other party's "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" eardrum.

Then Luo Li came across the housekeeping advertisement.

Luo Li was taken aback for a moment: "Hmm???"

Wu Rui felt guilty: "Maybe it's the theft, the number theft..."

But he roared in his heart, how could it be account hacking!Here Mr. Yu desperately called the cleaner in the middle of the night, while Su Hang, who "was broken up not long ago" over there, sent a housekeeping advertisement with his account hacked "intimately"!If this is a coincidence, Wu Rui's head will be turned upside down and used as an ashtray by the boss! !

The two of them must have done something invisible behind his back!Otherwise, why do you need to find cleaning in the middle of the night? !

They are so kind too!Don't be ashamed!

Can you ask a cleaner to clean up that kind of thing? ? ?

The author has something to say:

(It seems that Wu Zhu really has seen such embarrassing things...)

Su Meiren & Mr. Yu said in unison: ...you really think too much, Wu Zhu.