On how to groom a noble and glamorous cat

Lian An collapsed.

Qi Wu has recently fallen in love with cooking, and every time he finishes cooking, he will always be the first one to taste it under the misleading of that treacherous villain Chu Sheng.

intolerable.

He is now hiding in the cabinet in the room on the second floor and shivering, and he dare not make a sound when he hears the footsteps outside.

Why did my family's No. [-] fighting bull have to be reduced to such a miserable state?

It's all because of Chu Sheng's doggy comparison.

Qi Wu looked left and right with the tray, but he couldn't find anyone, so he couldn't help but look at Chu Sheng next to him, "He's gone."

"Hmm..." Chu Sheng pondered, "I'm overly moved, why don't I cry bitterly somewhere?"

"Oh." Qi Wu nodded, "Then you eat."

"..." Chu Sheng looked up at him, and suddenly smiled, "Okay, I'll eat."

Wuwu made a cake today. Although it is still like dark cooking, but the ingredients are all ready-made, it must not be so unpalatable as to be disgusting.

He picked up a piece with a fork and was about to put it in his mouth——

Qi Wu looked at him expectantly.

Then a piece was stuffed in his mouth.

"?"

Before he could react, the warm breath rushed towards his face, the back of his neck and waist were pressed down, and he was forced to meet the man's kiss.

Gentle and lingering.

Qi Wu didn't struggle, his eyes were full of confusion, obviously he didn't understand the meaning of this move.

The scene in front of him suddenly changed, and it was still a seventeenth-century building just like last time.

She was still that young girl, but she had grown up a lot at this time, elegant and beautiful.

It was a family dance.

The cups of wine were intertwined with the fragrance of clothes, and the girl sat quietly on the main seat and smiled.

In the distance, there is a young man who is having a pleasant conversation with others, but his eyes can't help looking this way, and his fingers are rubbing the wine glass, which shows that he is nervous.

The friend who was talking to him instantly saw his absent-mindedness, looked sideways and found the reason, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Like her?"

Being suddenly punctured, the man put his fist against his mouth and coughed twice to cover it up.

"Go if you like it, this is a dance party, once it's over, you won't even know who she is"

The man lowered his head and frowned, finally got up, and walked towards the girl amidst the playful laughter of his friend.

That's it.

The scene changed again, there was lightning and thunder outside the window, the girl was sleeping in the dark room, the door was opened suddenly, and the man in black rushed in, his eyes were as cold as frost.

His movement woke the girl up. She rubbed her eyes to see that it was him, and asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"

The man lowered his eyes and asked without answering, "Are you getting married?"

The girl froze and remained silent for a while.

The man grabbed her hand, his tone full of urgency and pain, "Come with me, come with me, okay?"

Stopped abruptly.

"woo woo woo woo?"

Qi Wu opened his eyes and didn't react for a long time.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" seeing him open his eyes, Chu Sheng was finally relieved, "What happened to you just now?"

Qi Wu turned his head, "What?"

"..." Chu Sheng was helpless, "Could it be that he was passed out by the kiss?"

"I didn't..." Qi Wu just wanted to refute, but he stopped talking when he recalled the illusion just now.

Some people have performed illusions over and over again here.

One after another, do you want to restore to him a story from hundreds of years ago, or...

Another conspiracy?

After all, it will not be a good thing.

He stood up, frowning in thought as he walked forward.

Lian An was coming out of the room with his head poking around.

a turn -

Lian An "..."

Qiwu "..."

He slowly took the plate of cake from Chu Sheng, and walked towards Lian An.

I wipe, wipe, wipe!

Lian An's eyes were in tears, and he was about to run away with a slip of his feet.

Damn, dog's life... No, no, human life matters!

In the long corridor, a chase started in an instant.

"stop!"

"I stand by your uncle!"

"I don't have a master!"

"Stand by your aunt!"

"Auntie doesn't either!"

"I... stand on your head!"

"No brain... Meow! Stop!"

"Hahahaha fake cat without a head!"

Everyone "..."

Chu Sheng looked at the figures of the two going away, recalled the state of humming just now, and looked back subconsciously.

There was nothing wrong with where the two of them stood just now.

But what was the chill that flashed in my heart just now?

He turned away.

If he stood back to the position just now, he would find that looking out through the open window of the balcony on the right, he was just facing a room for storing sundries in another small building.

The profile of a woman is looming.

After coming to Lian's house for many days, Chu Sheng really never went out.

"Don't even think about letting you go out freely, the owner will definitely not agree."

Lian An leaned comfortably on the recliner, basking in the sunshine in the small courtyard, "It's just like me, how comfortable it is"

"..." Chu Sheng said, "Don't act like there are beauties in bikinis on the beach, in fact, you are surrounded by dry plants."

"There are two more men." Qi Wu gnawed on the watermelon, and said vaguely, "Would you like a piece of watermelon?"

"..." Lian An was angry, "You two, get out of here."

Qi Wu cooperated and sat far away holding the watermelon, and even took a whole plate of watermelon with him.

Lian An looked at Wuwu eating watermelon seriously, and suddenly laughed, "Are you called a man like this?"

Qi Wu stopped talking, and looked at Lian An with a confused face.

"A man should be like me, in the living room and in the kitchen, tough on the outside and gentle on the inside." Lian An looked disgusted, "Look at you again"

Qi Wu was taken aback by the words, "Didn't the previous sentence refer to women?"

"That's what the older generation said." Lian An said, "Women are for pampering, how can they go to the kitchen?"

"I can do everything, why am I not a man?"

"...how did you do it?"

Qi Wu put down the watermelon, began to wriggle his fingers and said, "As soon as I can go to the hall, I can go to the kitchen..."

"Can you eat the dishes you cook in the kitchen? Put the fish in and cook without peeling the scales"

"..." Qi Wu raised his head, "You obviously didn't say that when you ate last time."

"..."

Fuck!Accidentally slipped my mouth!

Every time Lian An became a guinea pig, he had to brag about Wuwu's cooking skills against his conscience, so as to avoid being chased and beaten.

today……

Chu Sheng sat on the spot and watched Lian An being kicked by Qi Wu, who was howling like ghosts and wolves, and sighed sadly.

"Chu Wuwu Makes Friends"

Ever since enlightenment, Qi Wu has become a cat with little patience.

For example, it is impossible to lock it in the house and sit opposite Chu Sheng day and night.

So one day it was bright and clear... A black cat ran out of the window with its tail flicking, and greeted Chu Sheng warmly when he left.

"..." Chu Sheng smiled, "Come back soon"

The moment she turned her back, her smile became cold, and I will deal with you when I come back.

Qi Wu, who didn't know anything about it, was so damn happy. It ran on the wide lawn, feeling the free wind blowing across its cheeks...

A lump of something fell from the sky and hit Qi Wu's side.

"?"

It clawed twice with its paws, only to realize that it was a wild cat.

Qi Wu poked its fat face, "Wake up, wake up"

When the wild cat that accidentally fell from the tree opened its eyes, it saw a black cat standing beside it. It was frightened half to death at the moment, and kept waving its paws, "Go away! Ugly cat!"

"..." Qi Wu was angry, and it went up and slapped the wild cat's head with its paw.

"Woo..." Wildcat cried, covering his head, "Ugly and violent"

Qi Wu grabbed its ear, and said indifferently, "Why am I so ugly?"

"Black cats are ugly... meow, it hurts..."

Qi Wu snorted coldly, and Shun Zhuo pulled the other ear, "Who told you this truth?"

"My mother said...it hurts! Loosen your claws!"

Qi Wu relaxed, "Where's your mother?"

"I was taken away..." the little wild cat pouted, "Leave me a cat"

"Poor child." Qi Wu rubbed its head.

"What about you?"

"I don't have a mother either." Qi Wu looked at the little wild cat, "but I have bastards at home."

"What's a bastard?"

Qi Wu frowned and thought about "a good thing"

Not far away, Chu Haoshisheng sneezed inexplicably.

Little Wildcat nodded, bastards are good things.

Qi Wu looked at the dirty wild cat and couldn't help asking, "Where is your home?"

"I don't have a home, I just live in a cave over there"

Qiwu pouted, "The cave is so dirty, there are mice, cockroaches, spiders, caterpillars, mosquitoes, dung beetles..."

The little wild cat was confused and cried for a long time, "So many disgusting things"

"Yes." Qi Wu is serious, "You are my friend, I will cover you"

"Really?"

"real"

Pussycat Kittens moved 'thank you, you're a bastard'

Qiwu "...?"

"Good stuff, you said it"

"...don't call me that"

"What's that called?"

"Brother"

"Oh"

So Qi Wu happily returned home with his new brother.

Chu Sheng raised his head upon hearing the sound, "You're back, huh?"

Qi Wu's face was full of excitement, and he led the little wild cat past someone like the wind, "Come on, come on, I'll take you to eat delicious food!"

"Brother wait for me!"

Chu Sheng "..."

Lian An was sitting in the living room sleeping comfortably, when suddenly a heavy object fell on him, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, when he opened his eyes and was about to curse, another heavy object hit him firmly.

"Brother, did we step on something strange just now?"

"Ah, is there any?"

Lian An "..."

Two Pipi cats rushed to the kitchen, Qi Wu jumped on the counter, pawed a few times, a lot of canned fish poured down, and the little wild cat lit up, "Wow, brother is awesome"

Qi Wu shook his tail, "Let's not eat here, just pack it in a basket, and we'll take it somewhere else."

The little wild cat's eyes are shining, "meow"

The stunned kitchen crowd "..."

Qi Wu quickly packed up the cans, happily walked through the corridor and turned the corner while biting the bag, and——

I ran into Chu Sheng again.

"Oh, woohoo" someone smiles "I made a new friend"

Qiwu "..."

It subconsciously took two steps back.

Chu Sheng squatted down, "Don't tell me when you make friends, huh?"

The alarm bell in Qi Wu's heart was loud, it turned around suddenly, "Run!"

Chu Sheng's hand was empty, he looked at the two running cats and smiled instead of anger.

"You've got guts..."

The little wild cat doesn't understand "Why run, brother"

"Because when I see him, I feel inexplicable pain in my back and butt"

Qi Wu couldn't help but shuddered again when he thought of Chu Sheng's weird gaze that seemed to be catching a traitor just now.

"Chu Wuwu Makes Friends" is over

The author has something to say:

I'm sorry to tell you something here.

My cat left me forever this morning, it is the source of inspiration for my brain hole, so I am not in a good mood to code this article in the past two days, so the content and plot may not be as you expected .

Hope for understanding.