On how to groom a noble and glamorous cat

This day is over.

Qi Wu sat paralyzed on the ground due to excessive shock, feeling desolate in his heart.

Am I in the wrong era.

Why the hell are gays everywhere!

The little white cat looked at it expectantly.

Qi Wu forced himself to be calm, "How old are you?"

"Two months, I'm fully vaccinated"

"For two months, children are not allowed to fall in love"

The little white cat is upset "how old are you"

"I just turned 100 this year"

"..." The little white cat muttered, "Old monster"

Qi Wu stretched out his paw and patted the little white cat's head in pain, "Two male cats have no future, my child, sober up, there are countless beautiful female cats..."

"I don't want it!" The little white cat raised his head firmly, "Being with a female cat is only for reproduction, and being with a male cat is love!"

Qi Wu spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"This is what the master taught me, and I will remember it all my life"

Qi Wu clutched his chest in horror, that Yue Nian was also gay?

At this time, Yue Ji Lao Nian, who left Chu Sheng's house and walked on the road humming a ditty, was muttering to himself, "I don't know if he listened to the passage I taught Xiaobai temporarily yesterday... Huh, two male cats can also show off to death." That sullen hahahahahahahaha"

Passerby: ...Your face collapsed.

Chu Sheng was originally dealing with business in the room, but he always heard two different meows coming from the living room, one was whining, and the other...

Hooked up so quickly?Isn't my family Wuwu professional and cold for 100 years?

Could it be that the little white cat is too attractive...

Chu Sheng couldn't sit still anymore, he opened the door and walked out seriously.

Qi Wu was trying to straighten this crooked little sapling, but the little sapling was stimulated, let go of its tail, jumped onto its back and hooked its neck.

Chu Sheng turned the corner, frowned and looked...

"What are you doing!"

Qi Wusheng has nothing to love: I have an explanation, do you want to listen?

Chu Sheng refused.

He strode forward with long legs, raised one hand and sneered, "What are you doing?"

The little white cat struggled: You bastard who beats mandarin ducks!

Qi Wu is as steady as an old dog: We are showing friendship.

"Can you show your friendliness?"

"..." Qi Wu lowered his head and sighed.

I'm desperate for a world full of gays.

I'm heartbroken.

Nothing can scare me anymore... Meow!Bastard what do you do? ? ?

I saw Chu Sheng put the little white cat in the cage with his hands, and then went all the way back to the study with Wuwu, smiling evilly at him.

"..."

"Do you remember what I said yesterday?"

Qi Wu gulped down his saliva.

If you dare to find a female cat, you will be castrated.

But it's public, Qi Wu wants to cry but has no tears.

"The male eunuchs two"

Not far away, the tearful little white cat huddled in the cage felt inexplicably cold. Before it could react, it heard a shrill meow coming from the room.

Little white cat "?"

It scratched its head in bewilderment, but at this moment it saw the light on the landline in the living room.

At noon, did anyone call?

Chu Sheng didn't come out, and the phone rang twice, but no one answered, and then it was transferred to a voice message.

"Enjoy the last afternoon tea in your life"

"Mr. Chu"

Ding--

The little white cat was stunned, what... the thing?

Is this intimidation?

It didn't care about other things, and started barking loudly like a dog, but suddenly felt like a light on its back.

Chu Sheng's house has a small balcony, which leads to the living room through several folding doors.But now it is placed on the balcony with the cat and its cage, the downstairs is the road, and a shopping mall is opposite. At this time, with its back facing, it feels like a pair of poisonous snake-like eyes are staring at him fiercely.

Very uncomfortable.

"Boss, is this the cat?" On the roof opposite, a young man in casual clothes was watching carefully with a telescope.

"The owner said that the cat was beside the man, so it should be."

"But it looks... weak"

"Don't be deceived by appearances." The middle-aged man known as the boss looked solemnly, "Maybe his body is a strong and powerful man with eight-pack abs."

"...Oh" The young man picked up the binoculars again and looked at the so-called macho little white cat with eight-pack abs.

Obviously looks very delicate... It's really strange.

Unaware that its image had become tall and mighty, the little white cat wrinkled its nose, and began to call softly again.

Now let's go back inside the room.

After Chu Sheng finished speaking, he pressed Qi Wu on the bed, and slowly took out a pair of scissors from the head of the bed. The cold light was dazzling, and he was about to get closer——

Qi Wu screamed.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

This bastard is really going to castrate me!

Chu Sheng restrained Qi Wu's frantic struggle, the scissors quickly approached, and there was a click——

Heartbeat stopped.

Chu Sheng threw the cut knotted hair into the trash can, and then looked at Qi Wu's expression amusedly.

Wuwu stared blankly at the ceiling, and for a long time, water vapor appeared in his blue eyes, and he raised his front paws and slowly covered his face.

I'm fucking a cat eunuch... Woo...

Chu Sheng "..."

Don't you know if you have been eunuched?

He stretched out his hand to touch its head, but he rolled on the spot to avoid its hand, covered his face and kept rolling on the bed.

"Woooooooooooooooooooo..."

The last hope of our ghost cat family's reproduction was cut off by this bastard, woo woo woo...

Xingbai, who was eating melons, "..."

Chu Sheng sighed, and hugged Qi Wu who was still writhing in grief, "Why are you so stupid?"

"?"

He looked at Qi Wu with an indescribable gaze, opened his mouth to speak, but suddenly heard a rapid meow.

Chu Sheng didn't understand, but Qi Wu's expression froze.

Something happened, something happened.

It broke away from Chu Sheng's embrace, and fell to the ground in an instant. With a flick of its long tail, its vigorous body got out through the gap in the open door.

"..." The white cat is so important?

Chu Sheng gritted his teeth but had no choice but to open the door and walk out.

Qi Wu ran to the living room, and saw the little white cat yelling at the cages, but his footsteps stopped suddenly.

Someone is watching.

It raised its eyes and walked a few steps forward. From this angle, it could see the flickering light on the roof of the opposite building, but the other party could not see its figure.

The light reflected by the mirror.

"What's your name?" Qi Wu asked without moving.

"The phone is calling" the little white cat honestly explained "why don't you come over"

Telephone?

Qi Wu jumped onto the sofa and randomly pressed his paw on the landline, and the previous message appeared again.

"..." It turned to look at Chu Sheng who was stunned.

The Airy family has always done things in an orderly manner, and the timing is accurate. According to the afternoon tea practice in their country, Chu Sheng is safe before 05:30.

And after that?

Qi Wu jumped off the sofa silently, and asked the little white cat, "What else is happening?"

"I feel like something is staring at me..."

"you stay there"

"what?"

"In a cage, for an afternoon"

"……Oh"

Qi Wu didn't care about the depressed little white cat anymore, and ran to Chu Sheng's side to pull up his trouser legs.

Why are you standing still?Call Liansheng.

Chu Sheng came back to his senses, frowned and walked over to check the records on the landline.

Called twice, the time was 7 minutes ago, he tried to dial back, but it showed that the other party's mobile phone was turned off.

The feeling of uneasiness became more and more intense, and all kinds of weird things seemed to start from Liansheng's door-to-door that day.

wrong.

To be more precise, it started from picking up Wuwu.

On the night when he brought Wuwu home, while he was lying on the bed thinking about things, he also felt a cloud of yin permeating the surroundings, which lasted for a long time.

Thinking about it more carefully, the last time I came back from Xunhu Lake, I couldn't find Wuwu, there were traces of flipping in the closet, and finally I met the cat going upstairs on the corridor.

going upstairs.

If you run away, why come back and throw yourself into the trap?What's more, he searched the whole house, but he didn't find any way for Wuwu to escape.

A terrifying thought emerged in his mind, Chu Cheng lowered his eyes, and Qi Wu was standing at his feet looking up at him.

Eyes intertwined, he moved away first

in case……

At least for now, you're just my cat.

He picked up the phone and dialed Lian Sheng's number.

Chu Sheng went out, and locked Qi Wu into a cage before leaving.

This should be the first time he truly regarded Qi Wu as a domestic pet.

He didn't look at Wuwu's unbelievable eyes anymore, put on his shoes, opened the door, left, and closed the door.

The little white cat faced it from a distance, and when it saw this, it sympathized and said, "You are locked up too."

Qi Wu was silent, and lay down with his tail curled up.

"This man is also very courageous, even if someone wants to kill him, he dares to go out." The little white cat pouted and looked out the window thoughtfully.

02: 30.

Qi Wu didn't move.

three o'clock.

Xing Bai couldn't help but "You really don't care about him"

"..." It also buried its head in its tail.

Four o'clock.

Qi Wu got up, drank a few sips of water from the water bowl beside him, and then lay down on the spot unmoved.

Five o'clock.

Chu Sheng still hasn't returned.

Qi Wu was upset, and there was a lot of hostility in his eyes.Finally he stood up, transformed into a human form in the white light, and broke free from the cage in an instant.

In fact, Chu Sheng didn't go anywhere, just sat on a bench in the community.

Just sit for hours.

He didn't know what he was bothering about, and even the death message at noon today didn't make his heart fluctuate too much. He didn't get up until the sound of children playing around came from his ears.

It was a quarter past five.

He rubbed his temples, trying to clear up his aching mind, but it was still in vain.

"Send him on his way"

"Yes"

Chu Cheng, who entered the door frowning, first saw the cage skeleton scattered on the ground.

He stared blankly for a while, then sneered for a while.

What a character, woo woo.

Five thirty-five.

There was a lot of children's screams in the community, mixed with slight reprimands from their parents.Chu Sheng sat on the sofa and slowly lit a cigarette.

Suddenly there was a loud knock on the door, and he turned his head to look. The anti-theft door was kicked straight open. The person who came in seemed not expecting to come in and see this safe scene, and was momentarily stunned.

Smoky, deja vu.

Chu Sheng watched the person walk in, stood beside him, and grabbed his hand.

"Come with me"

He smiled slowly, with interest in his eyes.

"Woooo?"

He paused for a moment, lowered his eyes and replied "Yeah"

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