Meow Meow Meow

According to the rumors, Master Guoshi is magnificent, natural in nature, elegant and elegant, like a banished fairy, and all the children of the capital are pleased with him.

According to the rumors, Master Guoshi is tall and tall, with elegant demeanor, jade skin and bones, his brother smiles all over the city, and all the children in the capital are pleased with him.

According to the rumors, Master Guoshi knew astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom.

Rumored...

It is rumored that a ball is thrown!

Bai Miaomiao stared at the little fish that was right in front of her eyes but couldn't ask for it. She stretched out her cat's claws and tried to catch it. Dodge deftly.

How could the little fish avoid it, how could it be teasing the cat!

Bai Miaomiao looked resentfully at the national teacher who was leisurely teasing the cat with a small dried fish, showed the cat's claws, and threatened fiercely: "Meow~"

If you don't give me dried fish, I'll scratch you to death!

Apparently, the national teacher didn't pay attention to his threat. He seemed to think he was being coquettish, and scratched his chin with his slender fingers as if to comfort him.

"How is the imperial concubine?" The national teacher asked happily.

If there are other people around at this time, they will definitely be surprised. In addition to the Master and his cat, there is another person in this room that no one else can expect, and that person is the Right Prime Minister Chen Xu. .

"The imperial concubine is still making trouble, and she stays in the Hall of Mental Cultivation every day. She has to ask the emperor to punish Li Mu for his crime. The emperor's head hurts when he sees her now."

In the eyes of outsiders, these two adults usually don't have much contact with each other, but now the right minister appears in the mansion of the National Teacher. The relationship here is really intriguing.

Now that the Holy Majesty has passed his forty years, the position of crown prince is still vacant, and the various prince factions are fighting openly and secretly. On the surface, they are polite, but in private, they are fighting fiercely. The attitude is impartial, no matter how the princes try to please you, it's like winking at a blind man.

Bai Miaomiao saw that Master Guoshi ignored him, stretched out his paw and licked it, his eyes flashed brightly.

Since the threat fails, it can only be outsmarted!

He looked around, aimed at the carved sandalwood chair beside him, took a few steps back, bowed his waist, tensed his whole body, and jumped onto the sandalwood chair with a "swish" like an arrow from the string, and then quickly jumped onto the table. Going up, avoiding the teacup and small snacks on the table, with a final light leap, he threw himself into the arms of Master Guo Shi, and grabbed the small dried fish in his mouth.

The right minister on the side was stunned.

Master Guoshi chuckled, looked at the stupid cat with a satisfied face in his arms, rubbed his furry head fondly, and said, "Let her be noisy, it's better to be more lively."

Prime Minister on the right also smiled, stroked his beard, and said: "Master Guoshi's cat is very spiritual."

When Bai Miaomiao heard someone praise him, she happily wagged her tail. The Master of the State Teacher extended his hand and nodded his head lightly, and said with a smile, "Your Honor is absurd."

The day before yesterday, Li Mu, the son of the Minister of Rites, had a quarrel with the young master of the Fu family in the brothel. The reason was to compete for the newly appointed oiran.

These two are well-known flirtatious dudes in the capital. They don't do serious things on weekdays. They are proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. They are arrogant and domineering. They bully others. There was a lot of commotion, and finally Li Mu accidentally injured the right eye of the young master of the Fu family, and fled.

Behind this seemingly simple matter, there are factional disputes among the princes.

This young master Fu Yu is the nephew of the current imperial concubine, the imperial concubine is the birth mother of the third prince, the young master Fu is a member of the third prince's party, and the Ministry of Rites belongs to the eighth prince's faction, Li Mu is the son of the Minister of Rites, the eighth prince is naturally He has to stand up for his capable subordinates as a guarantor.

But now the two factions are in the limelight, and anyone who grabs the other side will cling to it. Now that such an opportunity is in front of them, they must not let it go, and there is a turmoil immediately, and both sides are thinking about how to get rid of each other. Biting off a piece of meat fiercely, the imperial concubine cried and cried in front of the emperor every day, causing the emperor to avoid her now.

After Prime Minister Right left, Master Guoshi took the cat to the yard to bask in the sun, drinking tea leisurely while smoothing the cat in his arms.

Bai Miaomiao squinted his eyes and pawed the small dried fish with relish, while basking in the sun and enjoying the gentle service of the master of the state teacher, he was so comfortable that his throat made a gurgling sound. How happy is it to meow like this!

Suddenly the old steward came in and said, "My lord, the second young lady from Shangshu's mansion is here again." The second young lady from Shangshu's mansion naturally refers to the youngest daughter of Xia Du, Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites.

Bai Miaomiao, who was gnawing on the small dried fish, immediately frowned, and raised his head as if he was facing an enemy.

A pink shadow appeared in sight.

Wearing a pink wide-sleeved fringed skirt, two large pink hibiscus pinned on both sides of the head, two lumps of pink suspected of rouge on both sides of the cheeks, long pink feathers attached to the end of the eyelashes, pink lip balm, pink earrings, pink pearl necklace, pink bracelet, pink Koudan, toner embroidered shoes, the pink from head to toe shone in the sun, almost blinding Bai Miaomiao's titanium alloy cat eyes.

The second lady of Shangshu's mansion was surnamed Xia, and her name was Guliang. It is said that when Xia Guliang was born, the sky suddenly changed, the wind and rain blew up, and there were thunder and lightning. He took a name called Xiaguliang.

This Miss Xia is obsessed with pink when she urinates. Except for food, everything she wears is pink. Even the water for washing her feet must be boiled with peach petals and dyed pink. If Mrs. Xia didn't stop her, she said With her body, hair and skin affected by her parents, this girl had to dye her hair a noble pink.

Staring at the gaudy figure all over his body, those unbearable memories of the past suddenly entered Bai Miaomiao's mind.

For the first time, Xia Guliang insisted on hugging him, but Bai Miaomiao refused to let him go. One person and one cat chased each other and staged a human-cat battle. In the end, a large group of Bai Miaomiao's tail hairs were pulled out. Bai Miaomiao ran into the arms of Master Guoshi with tears in his eyes and ended up crying, and then Bai Miaomiao was raised in the mansion for three full months before raising Mao back.

The second time, Bai Miaomiao had just finished scavenging outside and was very dirty. When he returned home, he saw this big Buddha. Xia Guliang's eyes lit up when he saw him. Drown him in the basin, and the basin is only used for washing feet by Mr. Guoshi.

The third time was in June, the summer was scorching hot, the sun was shining, and the weather was as hot as a big oven. Xia Guliang insisted on grabbing Bai Miaomiao to sunbathe together, but Bai Miaomiao could not resist, so he had to accept his fate. When Master Guoshi came back, Bai Miaomiao was lying on the ground dying, and he was almost sun-baked.

Bai Miaomiao couldn't count such things with his two paws, it was really full of absurd words and tears of bitterness.

"Lord He~" Xia Guliang held up her skirt, and ran towards her with small steps like the wind, a gust of wind was blown up as she passed by, she saw that she was going to throw herself into the arms of Master Guoshi recklessly, Bai Miaomiao was frightened He had to jump from the lap of the national teacher to the stone table in a hurry.

That's right, the person who called Master He was our Master National Teacher. Master National Teacher has a saucy name, the surname is He, and the single character is Hua.

"Miss, wait, wait for me." Xia Guliang's personal servant girl chased after her and shouted out of breath.

When Xia Guliang sees her sweetheart, she smiles like a flower and is full of joy. Seeing that she is about to fall into the arms of the handsome sweetheart, she feels that happiness comes too suddenly. She seems to be stepping on a cloud, and her heart is about to fly to the sky.

Suddenly a teacup was stretched out in front of her, obstructing Xia Guliang's progress, she slammed on the brakes, abruptly stopping her progress.

The hand holding the teacup is white, clean, slender and strong, with crystal-clear fingertips, like a work of art that is exquisitely crafted.

"Miss Xia must have had a hard time coming here this time, let's have a cup of tea first." He Hua said unhurriedly, her voice was warm and clear, as if even the restless emotions had been calmed down a little.

Xia Guliang smiled shyly and timidly, took the tea cup and drank it in one go.The best Biluochun was ruined like this, Bai Miaomiao was sore looking at it, and every mouthful was full of silver, how many small dried fishes could one buy!

"Master He, why do you call me so unfamiliar? We are so familiar. You can just call me Gu Liang, and Xiao Gu Liang is also fine." Xia Gu Liang covered her lips and smiled.

He Hua smiled lightly, and changed his tune: "Miss Gu Liang."

Xia Guliang was suddenly so fascinated that he even forgot to correct her address.

"I don't know what's going on with Ms. Guliang's visit this time?"

It means that if there is nothing to do, hurry up and call back and forth, Bai Miaomiao translates silently.

"I..." Xia Guliang was interrupted as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Miss, miss." The little maid finally caught up now, she was holding her waist with one hand and she was out of breath, and she was holding a ball of white fluffy balls in the other.

Xia Guliang's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly hugged the ball from the maidservant's hand, opened his mouth excitedly and said, "This is a Persian cat brought in as a tribute from the Western Regions, it's called Marilyn Mona, you can call it Marilyn Mona." Marilyn, it was given to me by the eldest princess. Little Red is always a lonely cat. I wanted to find a companion for it, so I asked Marilyn from the eldest princess. From now on, the two of them can understand each other. When we meet and know each other, we will depend on each other for fate, and when we become successful..."

Accidentally slipping the tongue, Xia Guliang coughed a few times to cover up, and then continued: "After Mr. He and you get married, Xiaohong and Marilyn will almost have a litter of mixed-race babies, and the family will be together." , It’s really a great thing in the world!” After saying these words, Xia Guliang looked at the Master of the State Teacher shyly and timidly, his eyes kept blinking, and he didn’t know if he had a convulsion or something.

Bai Miaomiao shuddered from Xia Guliang's words, and rolled off the table.

That's right, the little red in Xia Guliang's mouth is talking about Bai Miaomiao.

Bai Miaomiao would never admit the nickname that He Hua gave him. He is a majestic cat demon, how could he have such a shameful name!

Xia Guliang is still introducing Hehua to her family, Marilyn, and her mouth is dry in the middle of the talk. After drinking a sip of tea, she continues to try to brainwash Hehua, trying her best to match Xiaohong and Marilyn's marriage.

Bai Miaomiao managed to stabilize her figure, raised her head and looked at the white ball in Xia Guliang's arms.

It has soft, gorgeous and flowing snow-white long hair, a pair of big clear blue eyes like the sky, elegant, noble, lovely and beautiful.Small and exquisite ears, the snow-white fur looks fluffy and soft, just lying quietly, like a beautiful statue of a certain tribal goddess, showing its aristocratic elegance.

All of the above were introduced by Xia Guliang, but in Bai Miaomiao's eyes, this Marilyn had a bad face, as if the whole world owed her 800 taels of silver.

Bai Miaomiao looked at He Hua with cat eyes full of anger.

"Meow~" Ugly!

"Meow~" Fat!

"Meow~" Short legs!

"Meow meow meow meow~" It's so ugly!

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow~" I don't allow you to agree!

He Hua looked at the cute little cat rolling on the ground and throwing a temper tantrum, chuckled softly, and couldn't help thinking of teasing it a little.

Xia Guliang, who was eloquently eloquent, saw this scene, and was suddenly fascinated again. Taking advantage of Xia Guliang's stunned time, He Hua said before she could speak: "Miss Xia's cat is female?"

Xia Guliang was stunned: "It seems to belong to a male?" She paused, then slammed the table, and then said: "Could it be that Xiaohong is also a male?!"

He Hua smiled lightly, as if he didn't know: "I don't know either."

Xia Guliang immediately realized that this was a very serious problem, related to her baby Marilyn's heir and her future sex life.

She stood up abruptly, her movements were too hasty, and one of her feet didn't stand still and she rushed forward. Fortunately, He Hua supported her quickly, and the two of them embraced her for a moment.

Hehua's face was calm and unhurried, still with that calm and calm appearance, Xia Guliang suddenly turned red from the tips of her ears to her toes, and the pink and rouge color on her cheeks were covered, Bai Miaomiao's eyes twitched, and she pushed hard He didn't control it well, and five deep marks were drawn on the bluestone slab under his claws. The little maid beside him was dumbfounded, and the servants of the National Teacher's Mansion looked like ghosts.

Supporting the fluttering Xia Guliang, He Hua lightly said: "Miss Xia, be careful."

After being stunned for half a stick of incense, Xia Guliang finally came back to his senses, blushed and lowered his head as thin as a mosquito and said, "Thank you, thank you." It is rare in ten thousand years to see Xia Guliang's embarrassing moment, but Bai Miaomiao I'm not in the mood to laugh, my mind is full of this dog man and woman actually hugging this dog man and woman actually hugging this dog man and woman actually hugging...

Xia Guliang shyly thought, if the male god treats me so well, I must treat his cat better, and for the sake of her baby Marilyn's sexual life, so she rolled up her sleeves, majesticly Go to Bai Miao Miao.

By the time Bai Miaomiao reacted, it was too late.

Until the back of the neck was picked up, he finally realized what was going to happen!

He is a majestic cat demon, and he wants to be frankly studied by a little girl in public? !

Bai Miaomiao struggled desperately, unable to fight to the death, but there was a great disparity in strength between the enemy and us. When the little meow brother was exposed to everyone's sight, Bai Miaomiao was so ashamed and angry that he looked up at the sky with a look of lovelessness Bai Miaomiao's anger rose from his heart when he caught a glimpse of the calm and calm Master Guoshi who was smiling and drinking tea from the corner of his eye.

He Hua, you are so weak!

When Xia Guliang let down his guard a little bit, Bai Miaomiao rose up to resist, raised his paw and waved fiercely——

"Ah!!!—" A shocking scream resounded through the entire National Teacher's Mansion, and the roof almost fell off.

Bai Miaomiao took the opportunity to break free from the devil's claws, glared viciously at He Hua who was leisurely watching the show, and ran away without a trace.

Finally realizing that his tsundere cat was really angry, the national teacher touched his nose with some guilty conscience, while ordering people to call for a doctor and send Xia Guliang back to the mansion, and at the same time, let the servants go out to find cat.

The servants who have stayed in the National Teacher's Mansion for a long time know that Xiao Hong, who was spoiled by the National Teacher's Master, gets angry, but it is very difficult to coax!