The Queen's Wife

The old man carried the jar to the middle of the juggling table, opened the lid of the jar, took out a round musical instrument the size of a fist from behind, and started blowing at the jar.

Bao Zaifan explained: "This is said to be a very popular snake dance juggling in southern Xinjiang."

Chunqiu looked curiously: "Can you still play like this? Where's the snake? Why didn't I see it?"

Chunqiu had just finished speaking, when a cobra emerged from the jar with a whoosh, as thick as Chunqiu's forearm.

Although snakes are small in size, they are always creepy to look at, especially the way the cold vertical pupils look at you while spit out snake letters.

Chunqiu exclaimed: "There really are snakes."

Bao Zaifan nodded with a smile, and when he wanted to continue explaining, Chunqiu said again: "It's just that this snake is too small, even if it's slaughtered, it won't be enough for a bowl of meat."

Everyone: Σ(°△°|||)︴ Ma Ma, there is a ruthless person here.

Wei Ci originally frowned because of the vertical pupils staring at her coldly, and the resources in the Northwest were poor, Wei Ci had really eaten snake soup out of curiosity. It is indeed a little small.

Snake: I am shameless, I am an actor, but you just want to eat me? ?

Even the old man in black who performed in the middle couldn't help shaking his hands and blew a wrong syllable, but he immediately regained his composure. Following his music, the snake slowly crawled out of the jar.

As far as cobras are concerned, this snake is really not small, and it is more than two meters long.

The animals in the last days are all mutated. The size of the snake in front of me is about the same size as the mutated insects in the last days. It's really not worth seeing.

Besides, using music to control|control the snake's movements or something, in the end of the world, Dongxia is a psychic power, who can directly control|control people to dig out his own heart|heart with bare hands. The level of control in front of him is very small.

Chunqiu continued to eat melon seeds again, turned his head to see Wei Ci who was still watching seriously, and asked, "My lord, do you think it looks good?"

Wei Ci glanced at her, but didn't say a word, Chunqiu continued eating melon seeds and watching the snake charmer without being bored.

Following the old man's music, the snake squatted down, stood up and circled around. The old man made a sharp note, and the two-meter-long snake actually stood up straight.

At this moment, Chunqiu, who was originally bored, couldn't help but say, "Fuck, this snake's tail is erect."

Bao Zaifan didn't understand, and asked: "Princess Wangfei, what is erection?"

Chunqiu: "It's the state of that thing when you men do that."

After a moment of astonishment, everyone: Σ(°△°|||)︴Mama, the ruthless man is here again.

Wei Ci shook his hand holding the teacup. Fortunately, there wasn't much tea this time, so he didn't spill it. He turned his head to look at Chunqiu, knocking on the melon seeds with his usual expression. It was the same way last time at the Hundred Flowers Banquet. How does this woman know so much about men?

Shisan also thought of the two couples of men and women at the Hundred Flowers Banquet. It turned out that this one was called Bo Qi, and he was educated.

The old man was shocked by this, another high-pitched note, and the snake that had softened just now performed another stand on its tail.

Everyone: Look, the snake's tail is erect again.

Snake: I suspect that you all drive|car collectively, and I have proof.

Rao Bao Zaifan was so thick-skinned that he blushed after being stunned: "Wang... Princess Wang, you are so funny." He decided to ask the princess another question, so he slapped himself twice.

In fact, I really don’t blame Chunqiu’s behavior and language for being so wretched|wretched. Old Chen is just an old hooligan. , let alone a relatively simple-minded person like Chunqiu.

Not long after, the snake-charming was over, Chunqiu asked if there was anything else, Bao Zaifan thought about it, and said: "Yes, there is a dancer from Qing|lou who has soft limbs, a graceful figure, and she dances very beautifully." .”

When it comes to beauties, Chunqiu's eyes light up immediately: "If there are beauties, you should have told me earlier. Hurry up and call them here."

Wei Ci saw that when she talked about the beauty of the singer, her eyes were the same as when she looked at him in the morning, and felt that in the eyes of this woman, she was actually the same as the dancer in the brothel. Wei Ci felt an unreasonable feeling in his heart Angry, he said coldly: "No, let's go."

Seeing the sudden change of face of the virtuous king, Bao Zaifan hurriedly saluted respectfully and said he obeyed.

Wei Ci had someone push her back to the hall, Chunqiu followed her, why did this snake spirit change his face again?What did I do wrong? ?

She looked back at the old man who was packing up. It seemed that there was snake meat to eat tonight, so she hurriedly said to Bao Zaifan, "Master Bao, can you give me a pot?"

Bao Zaifan? ?pot?

Chunqiu nodded, gestured for the size, and then said a few seasonings suitable for stewed meat.

Bao Zaifan heard a question mark: "Wangfei, what kind of food do you want to eat? If it is you, you might as well tell the subordinate, and the subordinate will find a way for you. You don't need to do it yourself."

Chunqiu: "Just prepare it for me, I like to do it myself to have enough food and clothing."

Bao Zaifan had no choice but to obey the order, and Chunqiu said to Shisan, "Have you ever eaten snake soup?"

Thirteen shook his head, Chunqiu: "Let me tell you, this snake soup is extremely delicious."

At the beginning of the end of the world, they were very lucky to catch a snake that did not mutate. Chunqiu immediately stewed the snake. A kind of spice, thinking of that fragrance, she couldn't help swallowing.

The old man who was collecting the jars subconsciously hugged his own jars: You evil, don't even want to eat my snakes.

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After dinner at night, Wei Ci and Chunqiu went back to the yard. Chunqiu dug out the dagger that he picked up on their wedding night. Actions.

Wei Ci looked up at her, Chunqiu turned around and said, "My lord, I'll cook a delicious meal for you, will you treat me better?"

Wei Ci: "If you feed the tiger a meal, the tiger will not eat you?"

Chunqiu: "I think it will, and animals will also be grateful, unless you feel that you are inferior to animals|animals, my lord."

Wei Ci didn't know how to refute for a while, Chunqiu won a verbal victory in front of the poison tongue ghost for the first time, and was a little excited, couldn't help but burst into a big smile from the bottom of his heart.

Her pupils were like black stones, and her eyebrows were bent into small crescents. Wei Ci felt a strange flash in his heart and lowered his head to continue looking at the file in his hand.

Chunqiu was in a good mood, and continued to dance with his little dagger.

If tonight's show is big enough to hold Shisan down, this is her weapon.

If the good show is not big enough, then this can only be used as a kitchen utensil, but if you think of delicious snake soup, it’s okay, since you can’t run, then have a good meal.

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Prince: My wife understands men so well! !I feel green o(╥﹏╥)o

感谢在2020-04-1323:40:23~2020-04-1518:57:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Jimengding;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!