Criminal Psychology

On weekends when you are not at work, life changes from a police drama to a melodrama, which may still be a comedy type.

Lin Chen wanted to get up early, but he didn't pay attention when he got up. He accidentally woke up Captain Xing when he was stuffing the pillow into Xing Conglian's arms.

At that time, he was still bent over and pinching the corner of the pillow. Xing Conglian probably felt that the touch was wrong, and he opened his eyes for a moment, and directly grabbed him.

Their eyes met, and the scene was once very awkward.

"I... want to make breakfast for you." Lin Chen pointed to the closed door and said solemnly.

"You didn't say that before going to bed last night."

Xing Conglian hugged the pillow, and the royal blue blanket was draped around his waist, revealing his strong chest and muscular arms.Speaking of which, Xing Conglian's skin was a little fairer than his, sleeping on a dark sapphire blue satin sheet, quite lovely, coupled with those wet green eyes, he looked very aggrieved.

Lin Chen was going to be hard, but he settled down, held his breath, and said seriously: "Captain Xing, you can just listen to what the man says when he is distracted."

He pinched Xing Conglian's ear to comfort him.

"Am I not good at technology?" Xing Conglian turned over and sat up, insisting on asking the end.

"very good."

"Did you not feel well yesterday?"

"Very comfortable." Lin Chen answered truthfully.

"It's agreed to do it again this morning, why are you sneaking away!"

Lin Chen sighed for a long time, and sat down beside the bed: "Because it's too comfortable, I feel weak physically, and now my legs are very weak."

Xing Conglian held his waist, and when he heard this answer, he was a little skeptical: "Really?"

"Really." Lin Chen nodded.

It was too late to say that, Xing Conglian let go of him, and retreated to the other side of the wooden bed.

"What's wrong?" Lin Chen asked.

"Consultant Lin, hurry up, I'm afraid I'll lose control of myself when my animal nature explodes." Xing Cong patted the bed repeatedly, gritted his teeth, and looked very restrained.

Lin Chen watched him act as soon as he got up in the morning, he was so cute.So he sat on the edge of the bed, crossed his legs, and gently rubbed the sheets with his fingertips, but did not leave.

"Why...don't you leave?" Xing Conglian frowned and asked in pretended pain.

Lin Chen didn't speak, and started to unbutton the home clothes he had just put on from bottom to top.

The curtains were still drawn, and the dim light was ambiguous, outlining Xing Conglian's handsome face.

Lin Chen bent down, hugged his back, and lightly bit his shoulder.

Xing Conglian laughed muffledly: "I'll just dawdle, I won't go in."

"it is good……"

But since it's a sitcom, after he finished saying the word "good", he must be interrupted by something.

Sure enough, at this time, there was a tearing cry from the dynasty in the living room.

Lin Chen rolled over on Xing Conglian and sat up, breathing heavily.

The latter is more direct, coldly said: "Shall I kill him?"

Lin Chen almost had a cardiac arrest, stroked his forehead and said, "Take some sweat medicine and just faint?"

However, the Dynasty obviously will not give them the opportunity to discuss in depth what medicine to use.

"Big Brother, Big Brother, Chen! Xiao Wang is gone!"

The teenagers beat on the door desperately and shouted at their bedroom door.

……

"Is this what you said you didn't see?"

About 30 minute and [-] seconds later, they stood by the window of the living room facing the river, and Xing Conglian asked Wang Chao coldly.

There were big holes in the screen window, and the bitten light blue plastic yarn was swaying in the wind. On the air conditioner box in the lower left corner outside the broken screen window, Comrade Xiao Wang was basking lazily in the sun without fear.

Indoors, Wang Chao was sweating profusely, and might be on his knees begging for mercy with a plop in three seconds: "I...I...I was too nervous just now, Xiao Wang is in danger!"

"Huh?" Lin Chen stood leaning against the wall with his arms folded, and also rarely chimed in.

"Brother Chen Mingjian, when I got up and saw such a big hole, I was afraid that Xiao Wang would accidentally jump into the river and die, as we all know..."

Before Zhizi finished speaking, the orange cat who was sleeping late on the air-conditioning box slowly woke up.

Every hair on it is shiny, it got up and shook its fur, twisted its fat body, stretched its claws forward to touch the edge of the window, then kicked its hind legs, passed through the hole, and landed firmly on the floor. The figure is simply the best mockery of the dynasty.

"Tch." Xing Cong laughed out loud.

Wang Chao blushed, grabbed the orange cat by the waist, and shouted: "I will fight with you!"

then……

With a flick of Xiao Wang's front paw, the cat's paw slammed on Wang Dynasty, and gave the young man a solid slap across the face.

This time, even Lin Chen couldn't help laughing out loud.

Chao Chao covered his face in shock, staring at Xiao Wang's slowly walking away, completely unable to believe what he had suffered.

The young man pointed to the cat, and then to his side face.

"It hit me!"

"It's right to hit you."

Xing Cong is connected very smoothly.

Wang Chao clutched his chest, very hurt, and looked as if he was about to take the door and run away from home.

Lin Chen took a step forward, blocking Dynasty's escape route, and the young man almost fell to the ground.

Xing Conglian kicked Wang Chao's ass.

"Stop acting." Lin Chen said, "You can't escape."

"All of you join forces to deal with me!" Wang Chao was extremely sad, "I really love cats."

Lin Chen continued to lean back against the wall, and took a look at Xing Conglian: "I heard from Zhang Xiaolong that there is a shortage of manpower in the bureau to sort out old paper files recently."

"Yeah, a lot of people have to work overtime on weekends."

"Too hard."

"really."

"Having extra people willing to help, or computer experts, should improve efficiency?"

"That's natural. As a colleague of the police station, I should lend a helping hand."

When they said this, they all looked at the dynasty at the same time.

"This is my first weekend off in 20 days!" Dynasty indignantly.

"You love cats so much that you don't need vacations," Lin Chen said.

"Get lost!" Xing Conglian made his concluding statement.

……

Although Xiao Wang's disappearance was just a false alarm, and it ended with Comrade Dynasty working overtime for 48 hours.

But later, Lin Chen checked on the Internet, and the plastic screens were easily bitten by cats, which was their mistake.

The morning that had been disturbed by the dynasty could not continue. Lin Chen and Xing Conglian changed their clothes, closed the doors and windows of the house tightly, went out to have breakfast casually, and went straight to the shop that sold doors and windows in the decoration market.

Of course, the clerk suggested to replace all the doors and windows in the house, and gave a very scary quotation.

There are too many doors and windows in the house, and they calculated the price, which is a bit unnecessary.

Xing Cong even searched the Internet for tutorials on self-made cat protection nets. Lin Chen and him studied it together, and felt that it seemed safer than replacing all the screens.

So they ignored the disdainful eyes of the clerk, turned around and went out, went to the hardware area and bought a lot of materials according to the size.

In the afternoon, the other party arranged for delivery.

Lin Chen looked at the pile of barbed wire fences in the yard, then at the captain of the criminal police who was putting on a racer vest and was about to do a big job, and gave up the idea of ​​helping.

"Consultant Lin, take a break, I'll take care of everything!"

Xing Conglian stood in the sun, stepping on the barbed wire, excitedly.

His shoulders are broad, his muscles are graceful, and he is even more pleasing to the eye in the sun.

Lin Chen swept him from head to toe, turned around and went to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, picked up a random book, lay down under the umbrella, and signaled Xing Conglian to take care of himself.

Captain Xing has rich experience in field survival, equipment repairs are no problem, and the family reserves are even more complete.

Lin Chen watched helplessly as he moved out a large pile of tools that may or may not be useful from the cellar at the secret door of the gazebo, and continued to drink tea.

Probably Xing Conglian made too much noise. Since he started cutting, Xiao Wang, who had been sleeping on the cherry blossom tree in the yard, was suddenly awakened.

The orange cat, who was sleeping unconsciously, rubbed against the pink cherry blossoms a few times, his eyes were blank, and his figure was not very stable.

Lin Chen put down his teacup and walked under the tree. Xiao Wang jumped down very cooperatively and hit his chest like a cannonball.

Ten oranges and nine fats really lived up to their reputation, Lin Chen took a few steps back before catching the cat.

"Are you okay?" Not far away, Captain Xing, who was working hard, took the time to care.

Lin Chen waved at him, squeezed Xiao Wang's neck, sat back under the parasol, and yawned.

There is a cat on his lap, tea in hand, and not far away is his lover in "revealing" clothes.

The sun is warm and the cherry blossoms are sweet.

Just pretending to hold the book, Lin Chen was drowsy, so he really fell asleep.

This sleep was not long.

At least Lin Chen felt that after closing his eyes, he was woken up by something.

There are no barbs on the tongue, and the touch is flexible, obviously not Xiao Wang.

Lin Chen hooked the visitor's neck with a smile, without opening his eyes.

The other party struggled and said, "Let go of it, I want to work."

Lin Chen opened his eyes.

Xing Conglian's face was very close to him, and the white work vest was soaked in sweat, so thin that it was transparent. Their noses touched each other, and their breathing was entangled.

Lin Chen rubbed Xing Conglian's calf with his foot, put his other arm around his waist, lifted his overalls vest little by little, and said earnestly: "I'm also working here."