The empire is big, and there are all kinds of funny things

Raphael didn't report someone's barbecue in the middle of the night, but Faber was still taken into Tang Ke's office the next day.Before being caught, Faber gave Rafael a heartbroken look, and instantly aroused hatred for the idol-level deputy chief of the mobility department, and the onlookers were immediately annoyed!

Cute girl from the medical department: "What did you do to my male god?"

The rough man of the land warfare department: "Say it, say it! If you say it, I promise to beat you to death!"

The commanding ladyboy: "Little fairy, you dare to seduce me, Oppa, and I will fight you hard!"

The female man in the maintenance department: "I just gave Brother Fa chocolate and flowers, how can you be one step ahead of me, it's too much! We agreed to be each other's angels!"

"..." Raphael was a little speechless, but when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly raised his eyebrows at Yanila and questioned: "Chocolate? Little flower?"

"Uh..." Yanila secretly looked at the girl and the ladyboy.The three of them looked awkward and their eyes flickered, obviously they had done something bad.

Raphael rested his forehead and sighed. He found that the discipline of the Aokang Military Academy was really lower than he had imagined. He only saw someone making a barbecue last night, and today he encountered people who smuggled food and picked satellite vegetation. He could find several people every day. A person who violates the rules is very tired.

However, he went over the wall to see the cat, and he is not qualified to criticize the friends.

But Raphael still wanted to say something to Yanila, "Do you still remember that Rhett who was counting the stars in Tata Yali base?" What the hell is that brother Fa!

"Tatayali is safe, Rhett won't be in trouble for a while. But Brother Fa is recovering from a serious illness and needs us to take good care of him. Defend his throne as the first grass of O'Connell!"

"Okang's first herb?" What is that?This is the school I have been studying for six years, why there are so many things I don't know!

"It's the top ten school grass rankings!" Speaking of the rankings, the cute girl from the medical department suddenly became excited, "It was selected by our Appearance Association based on appearance, ability, personality and many other factors! Fabeya has firmly won the first place The God of the Grass Throne for seven years!"

"It seems that he should be able to continue to be elected for another two years." After all, he was repeated.

"Enenen! It would be great if the male god never graduated!" The girl didn't understand the meaning of Raphael's words at all, she clasped her hands together and smiled happily, nodding wildly, seeing Raphael's black lines repeatedly.I can't get her excitement at all.

The ladyboy pinched his waist, and suddenly said to Raphael, "Raphael, don't be sad, although you fell out of the top five after being dumped by Neil. But we all still think highly of you!"

"It turns out that I am also famous on your side." And I was kicked out of the top five... Raphael didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he didn't want to participate in this kind of strange folk ranking.

"As for the unscrupulous guy and the stinky little three, we will definitely not let them enter the list!" The monster king clenched his fist at Raphael and made a "come on" gesture, showing his teeth white enough to be used in commercials, and Raphael flashed I was dizzy for a while.

Raphael blocked the flash with his hands, and smiled very forcedly, "Thank you so much." Now he said that the relationship between him and Neil is just a relationship between the rich and the poor. Is it really too late?Do good rumors stop with wise men?Is Ocon really not a smart person? !

Raphael wanted to hit the wall a little bit, but the only office closest to him was Tang Ke's office erected in the very center of the camp... Forget it, let's not hit it, brother will be angry if he hits himself. _(:з」∠)_

For the safety of the empire, Rafael, who was accused of protecting himself since he was a child, decisively chose to run away to find Xue Du under the siege of four people asking "what happened to the male god".He has to go and see how the freshmen in the motor department are doing. Is anyone pretending to be sick today?By the way, I also want to study with Xue Du who will be the demonstration for the Battle.net training in a few days?

And not long after he escaped, Tang Ke threw the first grass and his fat kangaroo that loves to eat grass out of the office, "Run around for me! Don't stop before dinner!"

Faber glanced down at the closed door, stroked the kangaroo's head with his hands, and squeezed the long ears, "Don't be sad, let's go back and buy the candied fruit from the first ship warehouse, and not eat his off-brand ones."

Shunfeng's wet big black eyes looked at Fabia aggrievedly, "Bah!" Obviously you smashed the loud assault vehicle when you landed!

Faber: "And don't pee on other people in the future."

Shunfeng: "Bah! Bah!" You're mad at him!He scares me!

Faber: "Then you shouldn't go rummaging through other people's houses."

Shunfeng: "Hey~~~" You're not here!I'm hungry!

"..." Faber lowered his voice, "Let Huixue sneak some for you."

Shunfeng: "Bah! Bah! Bah!" He gave me three dead mice!He also said that it is not as meaty as mine!Tell me to stretch out my leg and give him a bite!Scare the kangaroo bird to death!

Faber: "Don't cry, I will scold him in two days."

Shunfeng's big black eyes quickly receded from the water vapor and changed to another color. He looked at Fabeya with motherly eyes, with words written all over his face: Son, it's not good to lie!

"..." Faber touched the little heart with a little irregular heartbeat.Hunji brain is not very easy to use, can I apply for a return?

Others couldn't feel what Shunfeng wanted to express, but only thought that Faber was patiently teaching his family's brats.

It's really hard work for the male god to take the blame for the misfortune caused by the brat!A handsome guy has to bear more pain than ordinary people!The trio of grass guards felt heartbroken, and spontaneously prepared towels and drinking water for Fabera.

And the rough man from the land warfare department who had been standing with the three of them but didn't talk much, actually walked away together when Fabia was urged to run by Tang Ke smashing the cup.

Two people and one mouse were running fast on the high-gravity planet, and the sixth-year student who was chasing behind Faber tried to control his speed and breathing, and sent a sentence behind Faber every once in a while, "Senior, I am Li Weisi, a sixth-grade student in the Marine Department, I have admired you for a long time, and I beg you to help me transform my mech."

But Faber didn't seem to hear it at all, and his footsteps were steady and parallel to the wind.

At noon, when Rafael went to the data room to upload data, Faber had already got his feet off the ground and rode on Shunfeng's neck and started playing with his brain, very leisurely.Li Wise, who was following behind him, was getting slower and slower. After a downwind, he was faster, but he still shouted his request at the top of his voice.

By the afternoon, Li Weisi's actions had already attracted a group of onlookers. Many people were cheering for Li Weisi, but no one shouted for Fabia, because the first grass had already slept in the pocket of the kangaroo. Only a picturesque face was left breathing outside the pouch.From a distance, it looks like a big head hanging on the chest of a kangaroo, but the weird picture is not beautiful at all.

Because there was not much time left before dinner, Rafael accompanied Yanila and others to watch for a while.Li Weisi had lost count of how many laps he was behind, and it was hard to hear what he was going to say through the loudspeaker given by someone in his hand, except for the sound of heavy breathing. weakening.This made Raphael have to start to wonder whether the fat kangaroo has the ability to enhance speed or physical strength in addition to space.

And there was another thing that made him feel strange. There were almost all departments present, except for the Marine Department where Fabia and Li Weisi belonged to, there was no one in sight.Could it be that Li Wise's communication skills are so poor that he doesn't even have a friend?Besides, even if they are not considered friends, as a classmate, shouldn't you say a word or two of encouragement according to human nature?

Faber, who slept for a whole afternoon, didn't open those beastly golden eyes until the bell rang at the end of the practice, and stepped out of the kangaroo's pouch, which looked at least one yard and two long. long legs.

Li Weisi scrambled and rushed to Faber's side, bending his waist and knees. Tashaxing's 2.3 times the gravity and long-term running had already caused a certain degree of wear and tear on his joints.

"Student, senior..."

Li Weisi was too tired to speak a whole sentence, but Fabia still stood there waiting for him to finish all the words.Most people, including Raphael, felt that the next plot should be that Faber was moved and agreed to Li Weisi's request.Unexpectedly, Faber sneered at Li Wise indifferently, "I don't give mechas to outsiders."

"Then...then how can I become a wife."

"..." Faber frowned slightly, his eyes were not very friendly.Raphael understood this gesture as his reaction to the word "insider."

In Chuyun, "insider" refers to "people in one's own house" refers to wives and partners, but in the empire, the word means "people in the same family", and the extended meaning can be relatives and friends who have a good relationship.So none of the people present except Raphael and Faber seemed to notice the error of the word.Some people even followed Li Wise's lead and said, "Just accept him, senior, he works so hard." "That's right, it's not easy to run for so long..."

Fabea glanced sideways at the person who made the sound, his eyes were like a sharp dagger, and there was a chill wherever he went. It was completely different from what Raphael saw last night. With a cry, his figure disappeared from everyone's sight in an instant.

The thin lips that didn't have much blood said indifferently: "The guy who has no ability but still challenges the impossible is not touching, but overreaching. Even if you use hard work as an excuse, the weak will always be weak."

The author has something to say: Mr. Manuscript Box... was completely killed... Let us mourn this comrade who has struggled for eight days, and mourn in silence...

Fabeya: I don't modify mechs for outsiders.

Li Wise: Senior, I want to be your wife!

Yanila: Senior, please be my wife

Cute girl: Senior, can you choose me as your wife?

Shemale Lord: You all hate it!The wife of the senior that others want!

Fabeya: Cultural differences are scary ORZ

Raphael: No, I think except for the first one, the last three meanings are all right.

Fabia: ...

Reid, who is far away in the starry sky: Ah Chirp! (Why do I suddenly feel like I’m not wanted by girls... Wait a minute, I don’t have girls!