A young master lives downstairs in my house

Distance produces beauty. I haven't seen Xiao Danran for quite a while, and I feel that my IQ has increased a lot.

I used to get up an hour early to wait for the bus at the gate. Through my observation, I found that Xiao Danran hardly ever went out. In short, he seemed to never go to work.

Even the elite suit on his body has never appeared since the day he moved here.If I hadn't gone to the supermarket together before, and witnessed his shriveled wallet and the bitter appearance of counting money, as well as the extremely simple decoration of his home, I would have doubted which young master he really was.

After observation, this man only has strange problems and a strange temper like the so-called young master in his mouth.

No matter when and where I meet him, he is always wearing a home coat, wrapped in a thick coat, carrying takeaway garbage, and greeting me in the elevator with a smile.

Throwing a seductive smile, he said to me: "You still look like a dog in a formal suit."

Ha ha.

Although I haven't seen this husky again for a while, the movement downstairs when I get up every day, including the lights I see when I come back at night, all indicate that this person has been staying at home.

One day I missed the documents at work and went home at noon.It’s been a while since I finally found that document, and it took almost an hour for me to come back. At this point, I was caught in the tangle of cooking or taking a nap.

If you don't eat, you may starve to death in the afternoon.

If you don't sleep, you will probably die of sleepiness in the afternoon.

Just as I was struggling, there was a knock on the door suddenly.I opened the door with a puzzled face, and it was a delivery guy.

After the little brother saw me, he quickly stuffed the bag into my hand, said "I remember the five-star praise", turned around and left, and closed the anti-theft door for me intimately before leaving.

So much so that I stood there in a daze for a long time before I came back to my senses.

Yes, you can order takeaway in advance, so that there will be time.

It's not appropriate for me to have this idea in my mind, but the steaming takeaway in my hand is definitely not what I ordered.

I tore off the take-out list on the bag, signed by Superman... But the address was correct, it was on the fifth floor, and only the last four digits were left on the phone. I read it again and again to make sure it wasn't my number.

It's a pity that the first few digits of the number are blocked...

I thought to myself, and I was caught off guard by the string of numbers in the column of remarks:

If you can't get in touch, call this number 135xxxxxxxx.

……

Is it so weird?

After hesitating for a while, I still took out my mobile phone and dialed the number. The phone rang twice and got through. The speed was so fast that I was dumb for a while.

There was no sound on the phone for a long time. After a stalemate for a while, I tentatively said hello.

As a result, there was still no movement at the other end. I took the mobile phone from my ear and confirmed that the three characters "calling" were still flashing on the interface.

Bad signal?

I fed it a few more times, and finally there was a coughing sound from the other end, followed by a deep male voice:

"Cough...then what, is this your phone?"

Instead of answering this question, I sneered and asked:

"Xiao Danran, why do you keep your voice down?"

"........."

I hang up the phone.

Two minutes later, he opened the anti-theft door. Wearing the black and white striped home clothes, he winked at me standing at the door of his house.

I held up the takeaway and shot straight in: "Did you order takeaway?"

He glanced and smiled brightly: "Yes."

……

Does this person not know that he is not handsome but stupid when he smiles like this?

After doing this, my sleepiness has also disappeared a lot.I didn't bother to scold him, I stuffed the takeaway and decided to go upstairs to cook.

He grabbed my arm and said out of nowhere: "Have you not eaten yet?"

I subconsciously withdrew my arm, frowned at him, and didn't answer.

He touched his nose in embarrassment, and said:

"Uh, I wrote the wrong address, sorry."

"fine……"

It's not easy for this guy to apologize.

The next moment, he handed me the takeaway again and said:

"You take it and eat it. I thought the delivery boy was gone and ordered another one."

I was surprised: "What kind of operation are you doing..."

Xiao Danran showed a flattering smile: "My young master doesn't care about this little money."

I:"……"

Fine.

Just when you want to doze off, a pillow will be delivered to your door...

It was lucky.

"Then tell me how much I'll give you..." I touched my trouser pocket, and there was some change left over from the taxi.

Unexpectedly, he pushed me hard, closed the security door of his house, and then stood inside his door and said, "Just take it and eat it! Do you have to go to work in the afternoon? I don't have to go to work in the afternoon."

These words sound like they are concerned, but why do I want to get angry so much.

I was really in a hurry, thinking that I would order a takeaway for him tomorrow as compensation, so I turned around and pressed the elevator. Before entering the elevator, I glanced at him, and he was still standing there through the anti-theft iron gate, seeing me He also waved his hand.

My heart was so hot for no reason that I ignored his gesture as if he was calling a dog.

When I got home, I opened the takeaway box and found that it was a very pure clear water noodle soup, so pure that it really only had noodles and soup.

I didn't have time to think about whether the person downstairs was going to be a ordained ordained monk, when a WeChat notification sounded from my phone.

I opened WeChat and found a friend request, the profile picture was a tape, and the verification message was: that handsome neighbor who lives downstairs from you.

Ha ha.

Cannibals are soft-mouthed, but short-handed.Even the clear water noodle soup can be regarded as saving me some sleep time.After pressing agree, I ate the noodles in a few mouthfuls, threw the phone aside and went to bed.

It wasn't until I arrived at the company in the afternoon that I discovered that there were a few more unread messages on WeChat.I rubbed my eyes and looked, and found that it was all sent by Xiao Danran.The content is as follows:

[Are you there? ]

[crooked? ]

[Are you going to be late? ]

[How are you? Hahahahahahaha.JPG]

I:"……"

I took a deep breath, told myself not to get angry, and started pressing the keyboard.

Me: [Very well, thank you.Smile/]

The message was sent an hour ago, and I was about to put the phone away, but saw "the other party is typing" displayed on it

So I subconsciously picked up the phone and waited. As a result, the wait lasted for a few minutes. The other party kept showing that he was typing. I wondered if the person locked the screen after clicking on the dialog box. Finally, the message came:

[Are you full at noon? ]

[...I'm full, thank you. ]

[Is it delicious? ]

...... I'm sorry, I really can't compliment this taste.

Before I had time to type, a phone call came in. The note was that I just typed at noon: Xiao Danran.

After a second, the phone automatically hung up.

Immediately, a WeChat request for a voice call popped up.

I waited for a while, but the other party still hasn't hung up, so it's probably not a slip of the hand.I felt a little baffled, but I still looked at the manager's closed office vigilantly, put on my earphones and agreed.

Xiao Danran's voice on the other end was very brisk: "Lin An?"

"........."

I am not Lin An, should I be Wang An or Liu An? ? ? ?

Ignoring my silence, he asked again:

"Is lunch delicious?"

Out of politeness, I said against my will: "Well, thanks."

His suppressed laughter came from the earphones, and I was a little dazed when I heard it.

How funny is this?

I cleared my throat and asked casually, "Don't you like spicy food?"

He suddenly fell silent as if he had clicked on the Ya acupuncture point.

After a while, he stammered, "For a change..."

I remembered the remarks on the takeout list, and asked him with some uncertainty.

He answered fluently this time, telling me that he was afraid that the delivery boy would not be able to find him.

Then he laughed and said goodbye.

Wearing a headset, I stared in amazement at the interface that ended the call.

Does the delivery guy still have a number on his phone?Maybe he has both, Xiao Danran can't take care of himself in this kind of life, he orders takeout every day, with such rich experience in takeout, why has he been stupid until now?

I couldn't do the report anymore, so I carefully recalled the content of the call in the afternoon and the fact that he added my WeChat inexplicably.

A guess emerged in my heart, but I was cut off by myself immediately.

If the speculation is true, it is too outrageous.

Very outrageous.

I was a little restless and told myself, nothing.