Qin Shihuang and Duan Meng's face-slapping road

"Clang!"

Swords and swords flashed people's eyes.

The chief general failed to succeed in one blow, narrowed his deep eyes slightly, and suddenly turned to the left side, took out a hidden weapon from his waist, and flew towards Zhao Zheng.

But Zhao Zheng just flipped his backhand, jumped on the ground, brandished his sword, and attacked the general.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, the master general kicked up the spear beside his feet, and struck at Zhao Zheng.

But Zhao Zheng rushed towards the general without hesitation.

When they were only one meter away, the master suddenly stretched his legs and swept across, like a lion, with infinite explosive power.

However, Zhao Zheng jumped forward, like a flying dragon, waving a tricky sword tongue, and attacked the general.

The general was caught off guard and was stabbed, "Hiss!"

He stepped back again and again, and the soldiers behind him hurriedly supported him, staring at them fiercely.

"Little thief! How dare you hurt the master, the master will treat you as guests!"

"Exactly! The Lord has always served the country and the people, how can you and other pariahs dare to attack him!"

"Even the king praised the general!"

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They were chattering, not knowing who it was, and finally shouted, "For the sake of the general, kill this thief!"

As soon as these words fell, they all drew their swords and rushed forward, intending to kill Zhao Zheng.

But Zhao Zheng curled his lips slightly, neither salty nor bland,

"Master, you can count in your heart."

Hearing this, the general's expression became gloomy.

"Get out of here!"

As soon as these words came out, the ears of the surrounding people were shaken.

They stopped attacking instantly, retreated, not daring to do anything more.

Who doesn't know the temper of the general?

However, one of the guys with sly eyebrows and mischievous eyes secretly glanced at the general, then pushed the soldiers in front violently, and shouted, "Whoever kills this little thief! The general will reward you with a thousand gold! Hurry up! Kill!"

As soon as these words came out, it was true that the soldiers with low IQ rushed over for their interests, their eyes filled with gold ingots.

However, "Boom!"

The soldier who was shouting crazily was suddenly beheaded by the general.

"Stop this general, those who disobey the order will be killed without mercy!"

Now, it can be said that no one dared to move.

The audience was silent.

However, the chief general didn't seem to notice it, or in other words, he didn't care at all.

His eyes as cold as knives scanned the audience, raised the spear, and sank to the ground with a "boom".

Sweeping around again, he said coldly, "You, you! And you, all of you, get out of here!"

The soldiers trembled and stood up shivering.

These dozen soldiers were the ones who shouted the most vigorously before, saying that they would kill Zhao Zheng as the main general.

The soldiers knelt down on the ground with tears streaming down their faces, crawled to the feet of the ruthless general, and begged for mercy: "General! The humble post is wrong! The humble post should not be overstepped, and the lord will beat you up! The humble post is against the lord, you really It's a fistful of intentions!"

"Yes!" Another soldier also knelt at the chief general's feet, sobbing, "Commander! The lowly officials are so worried about you that they lose their minds! How could you be defeated so easily, general? You are so stupid!" This person was the soldier who was in the prison and wanted to burn Panda Panda and Lian Er to death.

"Commander! I am loyal to you, don't be deceived by villains!"...

They all said they were innocent.

Now, without Zhao Zheng's explanation, Panda Panda also understood what they were doing.

It turns out that the main purpose of the celebration party was to catch the thief.

"roll!"

With an irritable expression on his face, the general kicked away the muddy soldiers beside him.

However, suddenly, a white light flashed, and the cold knife was suddenly on his neck.

It turned out that at some point, the Lord General was approached by someone.

"General, you can't blame me. You are always like this. You make your own decisions and think that you are the best. Regardless of our thoughts, we have to fight back." He is the soldier who cried a lot before.

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the soldiers kneeling at the feet of the lord general changed instantly. They no longer looked humble, but proud and excited, "Master, do you know that whenever you drag us out of Yihong Courtyard At that time, how much we hated you in our hearts."

"You're a pervert yourself, that's fine, you don't like women, but you can't turn us brothers into perverts too."

"That's right, you like that ugly slave, we don't care. But why do you care about us?"

Their harsh words stunned the people around them.

Except for Zhao Zheng and the chief general.

The other soldiers who did not belong to this group of vicious soldiers looked shocked. They looked at each other and whispered: "This group, is it too bold?"

"That is, who is the general? Do they think they can defeat the general?"

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"Quick! Dismiss them all, or I..."

However, before the person who said this had finished vomiting, a thread cut his neck suddenly, and "poof" blood spurted to the ground.Immediately afterwards, he fell to the ground, "Boom!"

"..."

Everyone was shocked.

However, the chief general looked calm, patted off his clothes, and glanced at the soldiers coldly, "Why don't you pull these small workers out to feed the dogs?"

In this way, the turmoil was resolved so calmly.

However, Panda Panda was shocked and stunned, until Zhao Zheng took the initiative to hold his paw, and then he regained his senses.

Zhao Zheng gently lifted the panda's chubby blue hair and narrow red phoenix eyes, full of tenderness at the moment, "Grandpa, come, let's eat."

However, where does Panda Panda want to eat?

"Cuckoo?" What happened?Why did it suddenly become like this?The panda chubby's furry head was full of doubts.

However, Zhao Zheng just sighed a little, "It's just a fine-tuning, it's nothing."

Then, with a smile on his face, he took Panda Panda's hand and fed Panda Panda, "Come on, open your mouth."

Panda Panda naturally opened his mouth.

After Panda Panda ate the delicious food, he forgot the previous question, opened his bright eyes, and directed Zhao Zheng to bring him some food.

After all, the panda chubby's furry paws have not yet learned the advanced skill of using chopsticks.

Lian'er on the side is not as broad-minded as the two of them.

With a worried face and furrowed brows, for some reason, he felt his heart beating fast, and he always felt that something bad would happen to him.

After the master general finished dealing with this terrible matter, he took the initiative to walk in front of Zhao Zheng.

Zhao Zheng was feeding Panda Panda at first, when the light in front of him was suddenly blocked by someone, and his eyes were slightly cold.

"Before, I really troubled you." The general bowed his hands slightly and apologized: "I offended you so much to get rid of the inner ghost before, please forgive me." As he said, he wanted to sit beside Zhao Zheng, and wanted to have a relationship with Zhao Zheng. Politics.

However, Zhao Zheng euphemistically "heart collar".

"No need." Zhao Zheng waved his sleeves slightly, and glanced at him indifferently, "Zhao Zhengxin accepts your kindness. The general is exhausted, how can Zhao Zheng bother you?"

Being so "heart-led", the main general will not stay anymore. He didn't want to talk about the stars with Zhao Zheng.

If it weren't for the fact that he was close to the water, who would want to talk to him?

The master approached Lian'er quietly, approached Lian'er, but when Lian'er saw him coming, she frowned slightly and moved to the other side.

Seeing that Lian'er is so far away, the master naturally continued to move towards Lian'er with an itchy heart.

But Lian'er shrank aside again.

Finally, Lian Er got up and said to herself to go to the latrine.

The beauties are gone, what else can the general do?

He had no choice but to stop, with a gloomy face, and turned back to his seat.

As soon as he sat down, the chief general propped his chin up, picked up the stone bowl on the table with his right hand, and drank with a "gulp".

After a while, Lian'er came back slowly, took his seat, and ate in a regular manner.

However, the chief general's gaze has been sticking to him since he came in.

Lian'er felt very uncomfortable, frowned slightly, parted her red lips slightly, and wanted to say something, but when she saw the man's eyes, she showed a disgusted expression, lowered her head slightly, became silent, and ate silently.

Seeing that Lian'er hated him, the master didn't care, and just smiled evilly.

As for Zhao Zheng, who was sitting on the side and serving food to Panda Xiaopang Da, feeling the turmoil between them, he raised his eyes slightly, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, revealing a deceitful smile.

However, this smile seemed to be a flash in the pan, and he sipped it very quickly, turning into a shy smile, "Grandfather, come, have a taste."

Zhao Zheng stared at Engong with a smile.

The panda chubby frowned slightly, "Googoo?" Can I eat it?Are you okay?

He looked at Zhao Zheng suspiciously.

On weekdays, Zhao Zheng was most concerned about his body.

Sometimes, when he wanted to eat sugar, he said he couldn't eat it, saying that eating too much would be bad for his health.

However, upon hearing this, Zhao Zheng smiled even wider, "It's all right. Benedict, this food is not harmful to you." As he spoke, he picked up a dish and fed it to Panda Panda.

"Goo!" Good!Of course Panda Panda didn’t refuse, he opened his mouth slightly and accepted the feeding.

Seeing Panda Panda being fed by himself, Zhao Zheng's heart felt as if honey had been smeared on his heart.

He drooped his eyelashes slightly, and the arc of the corner of his mouth could no longer be suppressed, and it rose upwards.

He likes Engong, and likes every minute and every second with him.

He couldn't imagine the days when he and Engong were separated.

However, seeing the transparent Internet celebrity system hanging in the air, he opened his mouth slightly, and said in a cold machine voice without any ups and downs, "There are still five minutes before the beta system arrives."

This sentence is for it to listen to itself.

No one can hear.

Including its host, Panda Panda.

Lian'er on the side picked up the vegetables slightly, and was about to eat, but was suddenly pushed down by someone, and her clothes were dirty.

Frowning slightly, looking back, he saw a rough-handed soldier who accidentally pushed him down.

Seeing that he soiled his clothes, he didn't care.

However, Lian'er just pursed her lips slightly and didn't say anything.

After the soldiers left, Lian'er got up slightly and went to the changing room.

When he finished changing, he stood in front of the mirror and stared at himself.

But he couldn't help raising his hand, and stroked the uneven slave brand on his face, Lian'er couldn't help feeling a little sad in his heart, and a trace of mist appeared in his eyes.

But soon, he swallowed it all back.

He just raised his eyes slightly, lowered his hands weakly, and stared at himself in the mirror.

"This is me." As he spoke, he noticed a pair of scissors on the table with sharp eyes.

He hesitated for a moment, and took a peek behind him, seeing that there was no one there, he quickly reached out and put the scissors next to the mirror into his sleeve without a sound.

When he looked up again, his eyes were extremely determined.

When he turned slightly and opened the door, a person suddenly appeared in front of him.

Lian'er saw her and fell silent.

However, the other party didn't seem to notice Lian Er's unwelcoming meaning, and said with a smile on his face, "Long time no see."

"En." He tightened his fingers, covered his sleeves, raised his head slightly, looked at the general, and said slowly:

"What exactly do you want to do?"

"My heart, don't you understand?" The general seemed to be stabbed by his cold attitude.

But when Lian'er saw her, there was a hint of sarcasm on her lips, "That's enough, stop pretending. There's only you and me here."