G soldier diary

"How does the doctor insert it?" Everyone squeezed over from the bed, like a carp seeing food.

"Just... about this thick steel rod..." Ayi the black dog made an OK gesture, about a ten-yuan coin in thickness, "then inserted it in, saying that he wanted to check the inner wall of the anus..."

A Yi seemed to be grinding ink with a stick, and slowly inserted something, demonstrating how to see the inside of the anus.

"Hey amount~~~~" Everyone curled up for a while.

"Damn, let the doctor examine it completely, and there is a strange feeling." Ah Yi kept thinking about it, rubbing his arms back with his hands, looking very cold. "Later, the doctor said that there was nothing wrong with it, and it was a waste of time."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ’ Everyone laughed.

"It's open!"

"Come on, it's ready to use!" Everyone shouted.

"Back to the north, am I not gay?" Ah Yi began to declare again.

"Speaking of gay, I knew a gay before. 』A soldier with a high forehead and an oversized head that looks like cough medicine. "At that time we were talking about scabies, and it was scary to hear that scabies would eat people's penis.You know what that gay said? 』

"How to say?"

"Can I eat dick?so good? 』The high forehead is playing that gay.

"Damn hahaha, like and hate."

Tsk, that gay is really indecent, actually envious of scabies

This kind of thing!

fundamental…

It shouldn't have been said at all! (Hello)

I only saw the black dog boy beside the bed, and after telling the story of being inserted by the doctor, I felt lingering fear.

"So, you just said that you have a strange feeling, what is it? 』I remembered the point I just heard.

"Ah...that's right, I don't know why, but I leaked out." The black dog man looked at me awkwardly.

"What's the meaning? 』

"I don't know either. The front of me was soft at the time, but after a numb feeling, something came out...I couldn't control it."

"Semen? 』

"Shh, that's right! Keep your voice down." The black dog man was very reluctant to share.

How many clicks will it come out?

What's the meaning?Do homophobic men have prostate orgasms?

Corporal, the heterosexual man who sleeps next door has a dry shooting physique, how should the individual soldier deal with it?

"Is the seminal vesicle too full? 』I remembered seeing the scene of his nocturnal emission that day.

"Who knows, I've been single for three years, and I can only masturbate." He took his mobile phone and played games.

"Single for three years! ? 』My eyes widened, as if looking at an extinct creature.

"Who has been single for three years?" The eight-character eyebrows on the upper bunk poked out their heads again.

"Really? Are you still a virgin?" said the soldier with a high forehead.

"Hey!" The black dog man looked impatient. "I don't want to either! Don't you?"

"Oh... I've been to five!"

"Fuck you, I only have three."

"I... nine..." The champion was slowly revealed.

"Oh! What are you doing?" Someone kept asking everyone how many times they had sex.

"14. ’ the uncle replied, and the audience was silent.

"Go ahead, you win!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Wait a minute, 14 what good titles?Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I have never heard sisters talking about how many sexual partners they have.I think the main reason is that there is no way to count? (Hello)

"Isn't it too strong? There are 14 of them."

"That's right, if oral sex counts." The uncle smirked with squinted eyes, with stubble that could grow in a few hours around his mouth.

I don't fuck care.

I thought of those friends who always shared their experience in dating, and then looked around at the men who didn't speak. I think the real masters can't hide their secrets, right?And Xiaoyu in the distance, just smiled and shook his head at me, as if to say, "These people are crazy." Hey, it's hard to imagine what it would be like when you have no desires and desires.

In the restaurant at noon, the news about Hong Zhongqiu was still broadcasting on the four TVs. Sister Hong was wearing a mask and asked the judiciary to return her younger brother's innocence, but I didn't expect that even the headquarters would like to watch the media broadcast all kinds of news about the national army.

"Hmm... don't you think sister Hong... is still full?" Se Kai chewed on the vegetables.

"Which one?" 』I looked at the TV, that sad woman.

"That's right, full of that..."

"Which one? 』

"Big boobs."

"..." I looked at the corrupt official in front of me in disbelief.

What's the meaning?People were wronged in June, but your tits are full over there.

Is this the only thing that doesn't let up for a moment?Do heterosexuals watch the news like this?I just read the news, the boobs are full of small, the weather tomorrow, the boobs have a C, the latest social news, the boobs are not bad?

"I don't want to talk to you. 』I moved the iron plate out of the way.

"Oh heh heh~ why are you doing this?"

The best recruits wash the dishes,

"Hey, you used to wash the dishes for me, but now I don't seem to have this benefit." Xiaoyu smiled.

"Someone else is doing the washing now, so we should be cleaning the table." 』I thought about what to do.

An officer with a middle cut, delicate features like a man with eyeliner, and the tails of his eyes shining like a phoenix, swaying as he walks.

"You, and you, do you want to help the kitchen wash the pot?" The chief's voice was like a silver bell, like an eunuch ordering the table.After pointing my finger at me and Xiaoyu, I crossed my hands back to my chest, and raised my little finger gracefully, as if to say this, this, this, don’t want this, and wrap the others up for me.

I looked at the logo on the officer's chest.

Sergeant.

It is?Isn't it a majestic and mighty woman, or a man with three obediences and four virtues?

"good! 』Xiaoyu and I exchanged glances, walked into the kitchen and saw a man cleaning the kitchen hard.

"Oh, can you clean the pot for me?"

"OK no problem! ’ We pick up the brushes.