G soldier diary

When I opened my eyes early in the morning, the entire dormitory was empty and there was no one there.

Damn... this is it?The abandoned picture?

I immediately looked out the window and saw that everyone on the first floor was forming a team.

"Damn!" I yelled.

I didn't know what to wear at all, and I didn't know where my locker was, so I panicked.

"Dead! 』I kept rummaging through the closet, but I didn't know where the clothes were.

"Hey! Hey!" a man's voice said.

I gradually saw a handsome wild boy sitting next to me.

"? ’ I opened my eyes.

So it was just a dream?Is it now a good habit to have a nightmare every day?

"Wake up, you look very painful." Ah Yi smiled, and let go of the hand holding my shoulder.

"Oh, it seems that I feel very uncomfortable when I dream of you. 』I got up with a smile and picked up my toothbrush.

"Fart, you should be very comfortable dreaming of me? Short forehead is disgusting, is there a virgin behind me?" A Yi himself said that he kept rubbing his arms with both hands, as if he was cold.In an instant, I remembered the picture of him drawing a map in his underwear.

Platoon leader, I'm going to the psychiatric department.

Forming the team in a low mood, I walked into the team, Xiaoyu looked up to me not far behind, and said good morning with his lips.Our distance is no longer side to side, but back to back.You want to change to a unit close to home, and I can only support you silently, but my Keelung is not much closer to your home.

We are like monks in Shaolin Temple, sweeping fallen leaves and moving things all day long.Looking at the trees, I really feel that the purpose of planting these trees is to produce fallen leaves, to prevent us from having nothing to do, just like the purpose of semen production is to let us watch G movies regularly every day. (Hey, isn't it)

Seeing a few officers, everyone waved their brooms even more quickly.

When I was a new trainee, I was hypocritical when I saw people, and I stood up and saluted when I saw the officer, but now when I see the officer passing by, I try my best to pretend to be busy, just like meeting my ex-boyfriend in a nightclub.Every plant and tree is an enemy soldier, and every officer is like a friend with guns that he has dated.

"The 15 tolerances you just checked, raise your hand!" Ze Ze, the platoon leader with a fair and handsome face, was at the front of the line.

"have! ’ A group of people.

「1、2、3、4……13、14？怎么少一个？」

"The 15 tolerances just counted! Who didn't raise their hands?!"

A moment of silence.

"I'll ask for the last time. For the 15 tolerances I just counted, those who didn't raise their hands, I'll ask everyone to identify them."

Slowly, one hand was slowly raised. It was the tattooed man of the Taoyuan Gang.

Actually made it clear that you want to mess around?

Do you expect the platoon leader to say, "Oh, so there are 14 left? One left? That's strange~ monster, monster, monster, monster, call the monster, come out~"?

Why do you have to be so short-sighted? Platoon Leader Zeze is not happy!

"The platoon leader said that a commander will come to interview us in the afternoon." Yu Hong said.

"This seems to be our only important itinerary here? 』I took the broom.

"It seems to be just to check if there is any problem. Do you think they will really ignore us?"

"Oh hehe, if there is an interview, maybe your friend has successfully changed his unit?" Se Kai talked about Xiaoyu's desire to change his unit.

"Too. 』

There is a voice in my heart that actually hopes that Xiaoyu will not change units, because no matter the Taoyuan area or the Greater Taipei area, they will be a little closer to me, which will be more difficult.But there was another weaker voice, hoping that Xiaoyu could stay by my side and never leave.

In the afternoon inspection, we saw a strange squad leader on the way. The squad leader was tied with a lot of ponytails. He was a dark woman who looked like Nidalee. This was the first time I saw a creature like a female squad leader.

The scorching gaze of the whole team was broadcasting without any concealment, the plan could not keep up with the changes, the changes could not keep up with the officer's words, and the officer's ten words were far inferior to that 60-point acupoint of life.

"I can do this ass!" Sekai's voice.

"Tsk tsk tsk... the tits are too small." Yu Hong.

"Stand up in the first row! The squad leader goes down to take your temperature!" Nidalee ordered the volunteers to go down after organizing the line.

One by one, we had ear thermometers pressed against our foreheads, like commodities that had been scanned.

"I can't measure this person." The G-film senior continued to press the puppy boy Yi's forehead.

"Beep."

"There's no temperature." Senior G-film wondered.

All he could see was a wicked sneer on one side of Nidalee's mouth.

"If you can't measure it, then measure the anus! Go and get the anal thermometer for me!"

"Yes!" The G film senior ran away immediately.

Wait a moment!Is it a rectal temperature?What does it mean to measure anus?The tightness of the competition or who has better ventilation?

In this way, many gays will reveal their secrets!The thermometer is so easy to put! (write without basis)

"Ah, isn't it? Just take the armpit temperature?" Ah Yi looked terrified, watching the senior run to the office.

"Doubtful?" Nidalee looked at him with an expression that seemed to say, "I'm a rotten woman, and I just want to see you get stabbed."

It turns out Nidalee's Q, the thermometer that was thrown out?It wasn't just Ah Yi who was frightened, everyone's buttocks were automatically clamped.Seeing G Pian senior running back to the team, he had an extra box of thermometers in his hand.

"There's a toilet over there." Nidalee glanced over at the building behind her.

"Hey... can't you measure the armpit temperature?" Ah Yi reluctantly followed the senior of the G film, out of everyone's sight, and everyone laughed.

"I'm a person who likes people to talk back to me the most." Nidalee looked at us, meaning that Ah Yi didn't need to measure his rectal temperature, because he liked to talk back too much.

Watching my pillow walk into the bathroom with a guy about to put something in his pussy.I really think that this is the most gay gay man I have ever seen in my life. He only said that he was a virgin in the morning, and he was about to lose his virginity at noon.

I think he killed too many gays in some religious organization in his previous life.

"Tsk tsk tsk... this woman... is really scary." You Hong was beside her.

"yes. 』