G soldier diary

"don't want! !don't want! 』I looked under the bed and saw several fellows in military uniforms climbing up.

Everyone on the same ladder has red eyes and forehead full of veins, and they want to climb onto my bed like zombies.

"Dry!Fuck you mother! ’ I kept kicking them out of bed to keep them from getting close to the….

Folded quilt.

More and more zombies kept jumping onto the bed on the same ladder. I stretched my legs and squatted low, stepping on the Tai Chi Bagua array on the bed, constantly punching and kicking to protect my tofu-like quilt.Accidentally, one of them passed through my Bagua 128 palms and caught my quilt.

"call!call!call! 』I opened my eyes, sweating profusely.

It was a dream.

I got up slowly, with the dimly lit windows and watch, it was only after five o'clock.

I decided to pee first, and sighed at the stupid dream I had just had.

What kind of zombie is going to attack the quilt?How low was my IQ in the dream?

I turned around, and the moment I was about to climb out of bed, I found a triangle made of cloth and sticks next to me.

Are you... Uncle Chen?

In the past, Mencius's mother chose a neighbor's place, but her son didn't learn to express it without interruption.Dou Yanshan has one party, who teaches the five sons to be named Gu Yang.

Mother Meng really knows how to choose a good neighbor to see many famous Gu Yang? (totally misspelled)

Seeing the black dog boy in the mosquito net, his facial features are quite domineering while holding the quilt, with deep and big eyebrows, nose and eye frames.But the straight striped underwear was not only twisted by the morning erection, but also bouncing slightly.

"!!!" I seem to have encountered a player's NPC, with an exclamation mark on my head but I can't move.Other than her boyfriend, it was the first time in her life that she saw Chen Bo at such a close distance.

The whole panty was stretched so tight that even the two slobs were pushed aside, and the round dog's head with a slit in the middle lifted the elastic band of the panty slightly, and the belly hair went all the way into the depth of the panty.And those two buttons made the underpants look like a burst shirt, and the two cotton threads were like slingshots trying to launch the buttons.The whole hellhound trembled in sync with his heartbeat, as if shouting "Let me out!", "I'm about to vomit!"

"Why can't I go?I really want to pee..." I thought to myself.The desire to urinate in the lower body was pressing, but my whole body seemed to be pressed on the bed.Seems to be wondering when the flowers will bloom in spring, waiting for the first leaves of autumn.

Suddenly, the glans dog started to push up the elastic band of the underwear, as if a weightlifter let out a long cry, and his muscles swelled as if he wanted to burst the underwear.I glanced at the puppy man's expression, he was frowning, his hands continued to hold the quilt, his heels were exerting force unnaturally, and his breathing became more and more rapid.

"Uh-huh…"

Suddenly, a spring of white magma emerges from the top of the underwear volcano with a gray bottom. Two or three streams of life fluid like hot springs float up and are absorbed by the underwear.

The wet map that has turned into dark color continues to expand outward, looking like the ancestor of the Yuan Dynasty dominating the Eurasian continent.The taste of protein comes with it, which some people like and some don't.All conditioned dharmas are like dreams and bubbles, like dew or electricity, and should be viewed in this way.

"Hiss~~~" The puppy man took a deep breath.

I turned around, only to hear the sound of him rolling, a shaking of the bed, I knew he was looking up.

"Fuck." His voice.

Don't laugh now, absolutely not.

Let alone the self-esteem issue, he is no more homophobic than normal, and he always says he is not gay.

"Oh shit."

The first day I existed, the first time I breathed freely.

The bed rattled, he got out of the bed and opened the closet with a bang, then put on his slippers and left with a patter.

The picture of Kublai Khan leading an army of [-] million people to capture the underwear from the top of the mountain has been lingering in my mind for a long time.Thanks to Li Zongren, and to Emperors Kangxi, Yongzheng, and Qianlong for their efforts.My life is worth it.

As long as you have the heart, every company is a weapon company.

There is love in the heart, and happiness is there.

"Team wake up!"

After urinating, I suddenly realized that I wanted to take a shit, but half of the toilets in the toilet were broken.I have a clever problem since the new training, that is, I start to cultivate the desire to defecate while waiting in line.Whether it is singing or meditating on the layout of the toilet at home, it can help save time for defecation.

But outside the toilet, I have been waiting for 5 minutes.

"Knock, knock!" I knocked on the door.

"Knock knock!" Someone inside responded.

It doesn't matter, let's continue to cultivate.I told myself.

too long.

Wait, it's time to gather in the morning.

Ring Azun dingdong, please open the door quickly.

Ring, 嘤叮咚BeMyHeroBeMyKnight.

"Knock knock!" 』

"Knock Knock!"

It felt like running a [-]-meter barrier, and I was shaking more and more as I waited outside the door.

"1 minute." The assembled voice shouted from outside.

I looked at this door angrily, and I didn't know which shit man was inside.The desire to defecate that I have cultivated for a long time is of no use at all. This tells us not to be too smart in life.I think, I just watched the fountain of life God punished me.

As expected of a business trip day, there was an overwhelming amount of waste and ruins.

"That's too much? Are we here to clean up the night?" Yu Hong's black face silhouette,

"Free labor, don't use it for nothing. 』I am helpless.

We were moving the cabinet, only to see Sekai pushing a chair with rollers from a distant asphalt road.Rather than pushing, it's more like sliding on a chair, like a child playing with a bumper car.

"Oh hehehehe~" Se Kai roared past with a mocking look on his face.

"Mom." Melancholy Hong wrinkled Peugeot's eyelids, and we finally moved the cabinet to the side for a rest.All I saw was Se Kai grinning grinningly all the way, continuing to slide wheelchairs one by one, drifting helplessly.

Xiaoyu is far away, placing the abandoned window in his hand, and standing next to me.

"In a group, this kind of person is very much needed." Xiao Yu shook his head and smiled with his waist in his arms.

"Yeah? 』I looked at Sekai's posture, that ridiculous look of asking for sex at any time.

"Well, but there can only be one such person." Xiaoyu smiled.

"And he has a strange smell, there is only one in the whole camp, right?" ’ I said angrily.

"Really?"

10 minutes after the bell rang, Se Kai and the uncle walked towards us slowly.

"By the way, I actually wanted to ask you yesterday, does anyone in your unit live in Yilan?"

"Why do you ask that? 』I looked at Xiaoyu.

"Because..." Xiaoyu's eyes looked very far away.

"I want to change units."