G soldier diary

"... You said blowing your mouth...Girlfriend? "Let me confirm it.

"That's right! Didn't you say your girlfriend loves food~" Qin Tian looked excited.

"That's right..." I continued to help Xiaojun change his sex.

We went to the urinal.

No, this outdoor toilet does not have a urinal at all, it is just a metal surface and a gutter!It's totally Funky's toilet!

Qin Tian suddenly took a step towards me to the right, with a small face and a burly figure, a little taller than me. Gaybar peeing is not so close, is it?

"Brother No. 67, teach me!" He looked at my face.

"This... How do I put it into words... This is a communication between two people. 』I smiled wryly, looking at his clear and wild face.

Hush huh huh.

"Then what did you say for the first time to make her willing to perform oral sex?" Qin Tian had already peed next to me.

What, haven't you even tried oral sex?

Is oral sex not a national etiquette?Doesn't the first meeting require oral sex? (I'm sure going to hell)

"Just...you want her to feel good..." I hesitated to speak.

"How do you do it?" Xiao Yousheng's face was filled with anticipation.

"Ouch, I have a chance to demonstrate it to you again. 』I can't talk about the lovemaking process with my ex.

"You said it, then teach me tonight! Don't play tricks again then! Then I will really crush you!" Qin Tian smiled and punched me, turning his head to look down at himself.

I also looked forward, at the bad jokes on the wall.

What is Simba's last name in Disney cartoons?

The surname is Wang.Because, Simba the Lion King.

Fuck, super funny.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a black shadow shaking greatly in the lower left corner, completely occupying the field of vision in the lower left corner.I originally thought it was Qin Tian waving, but after a quick glance, I realized that it was Qin Tian throwing his gun after urinating, and it was the guard of honor again!

The moonlight shakes the shadows of the trees, and you travel through the tropical rainforest. The reason for your departure has never been explained.

I seem to suddenly understand why Qin Tian's girlfriend doesn't eat it. It's not about doing or not, it's about being able or not!Although I didn't look at it seriously, the girl shouldn't be able to eat it, right?The last time I saw it was in a cold bath, the size of the current normal temperature state has gone further.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, worthy of being the representative of the gun award.

We left the toilet and went to the sink to wash our hands.The thought of teaching a big dick hetero to convince his girlfriend to blowjob is a mixed bag.Eating dicks is like being a soldier, isn't it everyone's duty?What exactly is it going to teach?

Back in the team, everyone was still reciting the single-battle report, each gesticulating like a deaf-mute person. (apology time)

I solemnly declare here that the single battle report is the biggest bug of "one command, one action", because it consumes a lot of brain power!It's super impossible to complete it with a password!

The entire report has 4600 words, and it contains love dialogues between various corporal leaders and individual soldiers.

These thousands of words must be memorized quickly, and it cannot be regarded as a password or an action at all.Could it be that it is necessary to perform a reciting action in the brain?At school, it is also a password and an action. The teacher asked you to perform an action of reciting the Song of Everlasting Sorrow today, and then perform an action of acceptance tomorrow. Is it okay to use one password and one action?

Then everyone has been admitted to National Taiwan University, one password and one action!I order you to perform an action to be admitted to National Taiwan University!The monitor ordered you to perform an action with a TOEIC score of 990!

It is a lie to say that being a soldier does not consume brainpower. (How dissatisfied is it?) What exactly are the enemy's Luchai, the enemy's outer trenches, and the side defense agencies? The squad leader didn't give us pictures.The point is that the Song of Everlasting Regret only has 840 characters. (Emotional management starts to get worse after closing the heart door?)

Back to the meeting place, the whole team went to have dinner.

"Are you arguing with your friend?" Hei Pangpang bit the drumstick.

"Who? 』

"Handsome guy No. 56." Hei Pangpang's mouth was full of food, "Don't you often chat?"

"Oh, no, it's just that there were more topics before. 』

"Love to quarrel!"

"Just say no..."

"Gather the vegetable dregs! Let's go to the restaurant in order!" The squad leader shouted.

When it was time to pour the bad water, I followed the team out of the restaurant and saw a familiar face waiting for me.

He said he was waiting for me, but Xiaoyu actually only waited for more than ten seconds because he was my last class.

"Are you feeling better?" Xiaoyu smiled while holding the plate in both hands.

"No, you have to be careful of being infected." 』

"Hey, don't worry again! I still have the basic resistance." Xiaoyu put his hand on my shoulder. "You want me to wash it for you, do you want to rest first?"

"No, I'll tell you when I feel better. ’ I went to the big root waiting for me. "I'll go first. 』

"OK!" Xiaoyu just smiled at me gently, "No problem!"

hateful,

You don't know that I need your love every day, can you guess what's on my mind?Don't you know ILOVEYOU, I just want you to make me wonderful every day?

In the evening, the squad leader fulfilled his promise and took us on the phone.

As soon as I got back to the camp, the phone calls became very interesting, just like after having sex, I found a good movie on the Internet, and I would not rush to watch it immediately.

But I still walked to the phone full of expectations, wanting to ask Xiaojun what he was doing.

"Du Du Du Du Du Du Du"

It should be just busy, I pressed the number again.

"Everything~all~all~"

Called a few times and still no response.

This is the first time Xiaojun missed my call. I said that [-]:[-]pm to [-]:[-]pm is the most likely time for me to call, and it doesn’t matter if I don’t receive it at other times.

That feeling came again, that feeling that Xiaojun would disappear temporarily as soon as the distance was further away and the intersection of life disappeared.How pragmatic, don't miss people you can't see, don't contact people who have nothing to do.

I hung up the phone, let the moonlight shine on my face, and thought I was about to change.

Walking to the corner stairs next to the phone booth, the moon is still smudged on the stairs in the distance, will Xiaoyu sit on it as before?This kind of soup is called piercing heart, and it has magical power after drinking it.