G soldier diary

On Sunday, everyone started to order outsourcing.And I was lying on the bed tossing and turning, unable to read the book, and the whole person fell into the black depression of being confiscated from the mobile phone, preparing to be punished, and out of touch with the outside world. (Completely ignore that there are also mentally handicapped phones?)

We were in the same gang of four and stayed in the same bed.

"Don't worry, they haven't had a meeting yet, so they won't decide what to punish you for." Youyou Hong frowned.

"Yes, yes, and with me here, you don't need a mobile phone." Xiaoyu handed me the mobile phone. "If you want to use it, I will use it for you."

"Thank you nose. 』But I just can't get up, and it's hard to think that the seniors will officially frame me.

"Oh, it's very intimate." Sai Kai.

"Hey, you guys are really weak, shall I help you?" Youyou Hong smiled coldly.

"How can you help? 』

"I'll go shopping together today, leave it to me?"

"Oh, forget it, you can't fight against those people, even though you are perverted after taking off your glasses. 』I spread my hands.

I only saw You Hong taking off his glasses and saying, "I'm sorry, I didn't introduce you, this is number three."

I looked at his expressionless face and raised the corners of his mouth, that handsome face with a bland smile.

What's wrong with this camp?

The purchased snacks came back, and You Yuhong walked into the dormitory with a big bag of instant noodles and shaken drinks.The seniors ate lo mei, it seems.

"Fuck your mother's dick, didn't I say you want it spicy? Why is mine spicy?" The underworld senior opened his mouth angrily, obviously afraid of spicy food.

"Huh? Did you say that?" You Yuhong looked surprised, turning away a bottle of sports drink with one hand.

Wait a minute, FIN sports drink?

"Give me a sip of the dry drink." The underworld senior.

"Okay..." Yu Yuhong held the plastic bottle that had been refilled with sports drink. "Then please take this bottle, anyway, I will buy more."

"Really or not? You're smart! I'm going to die." The underworld senior took the can of sports drink filled with diluted semen.That semen has been there for at least two weeks.

I looked at Wei Yu on the upper bunk, and he was sweating all over with his dark and naked upper body. He jumped out of the bed with the unified soy milk in his hand and said, "Don't look at me like that, okay, I don't need to drink that if I have soy milk."

"Wait a minute, how many people are there?" ’ I asked Wei Yu.

I only saw the handsome thick-browed man in front of me pointing fingers, "1...2...3...add me to five."

"What the Fuck, what are you talking about?" Xiaoyu's understanding was amazing, and he stared at the senior with wide eyes.

Youyou Hong put his index finger in front of his lips, signaling us not to speak.I only saw the underworld senior holding that can of sports drink.Wrinkled lips touched the mouth of the blue transparent drink bottle, and Adam's apple rolled.I couldn't help covering my mouth, squinting my eyes, and wrinkled my whole face.

"Ah!!! Cool! En?" The underworld senior tasted the drink in his mouth with his tongue and made a tsk tsk sound. "Dick, it must be too spicy. I even feel that the drink tastes weird." The senior took a few more sips, and kept thinking about the drink.

Nonsense, what you drink is the concentrated essence of men.I struggled, my back was sweating.

"Really?" The senior with smelly feet was also eating lo mei at the desk, and took a big sip of the senior's semen sports drink. "Damn! Lo mei really can't be paired with sports drinks, it's super weird."

That is to say, that's not the reason.

"Give it back to you, it's so disgusting that I won't drink it anymore, Kaka." The underworld senior returned the drink to You Yuhong.

"Okay." You Yuhong smiled faintly, covered the bottle with the lid and lifted it up. "Anyone else want a drink?"

Xiaoyu stared at him and shook his head, and I shook my head too.Wei Yu pointed to a whole bag of six cans of sugar-free soy milk on the ground, indicating that he prefers to drink real soy milk rather than semen. (This shouldn't be compared at all, right?)

Looking at the underworld senior, he rubbed his throat and struggled with his face.I can't imagine the taste of multiple people's thawed semen with sports drinks after so long, it's beyond the prediction range of my senses.Mom is right, you can't just drink the drinks given by others.This world is indeed a mirror, how you treat others, others will treat you.

The mentally handicapped phone vibrated next to the pillow, it was Qin Tian.After I showed it to Xiaoyu, although he said it was OK, his cheek was already attached to my phone, and we held the phone between our cheeks.

"Hello? You finally answered the phone!" Qin Tian's boyish voice came from the phone.

"what?Did you call a lot? "I said.

"Yeah, you didn't turn on the phone, it's too high, just ignore me after seeing the photos." Still hoarse and full of energy.

"Oh I'm smart that one was confiscated. 』

"What the hell are you doing? What about the photos?"

"I deleted all your records first, don't worry. 』Well, I didn't delete it.

"Scared me to death, ah, are you and your boyfriend okay?" When Qin Tian said this, Xiao Yu turned to look at me and narrowed his eyes.

"We're doing great right now. 』

"The officers and I will be in your camp the day after tomorrow, can I go and spank you?"

"What are you looking for us for? 』

"Let's chat, I can do whatever you and your boyfriend want, if there is no compensation, you will feel bad conscience."

"No, why don't you come and apologize to him?" 』

"Okay? Can I apologize to you with my body?"

"Good night. 』If I don't end the call, I really don't know what he will say.

"Okay, let's talk about it then!"

"Bye bye. 』I hung up the phone.

Xiaoyu stared at me and nodded slowly, then said with a smile, "It seems that this person must suffer a little bit."

"What punishment are you thinking about again? 』I can read that look, I've seen it many times.

"You send a text message, tell him to wash up and come to us."

"Are you kidding me? 』Instead I turned to English.

"No, I'mserious." (I'm serious.)