G soldier diary

I found nothing but salads, grilled items, fruit, burgers and sandwiches.Everything else is sweets!

All grotesque, molasses-drenched, pink-glossy, cookie-adorned to death, like legions of candy houses!

I went back to my seat and saw Xiaoyu excitedly took some cakes and cheese back to his seat.

"Those seniors keep ordering drinks, I really can't blame them." Xiaoyu said.

"How to say. 』

"Hmm! Because sweets are so tempting." He ate the cake in his mouth.

"It's just starch and sugar. 』

"what!"

"It's just poop when it comes out." ’ I said coldly.

"Comeon! It's different! You eat this!" Xiaoyu forked a fluffy cake with strawberries on top and fed it to me.I looked around, took a bite, and held the fork to myself.

"Even if it's poop, it's healthy and nutritious poop!" His eyes were full of fire.

How can there be such a stool.

Speaking of poop...

I remembered fiercely, a thing that I have always been unwilling to face.

Buried in the deepest part of my memory, I always pretend it never happened.

During the new training, Xiaoyu and I were in the bathroom, he smiled and met my eyes, and then walked into the cubicle I just walked out of.The feces at that time were too weak to wash away after several times.

"Do you remember when we first met each other's eyes? 』I embarrassedly took a sip of yogurt.

"Huh?" Xiaoyu frowned. "You give me back my hat?"

"No, earlier. 』

"You mean... in the bathroom?"

"right. ’ I lowered my head.

"Huh? What's the matter?" He picked up the small spoon nonchalantly, and put the cute black and white glass container with cheese inside in front of him. "I remember at that time, I thought this man was very polite."

"I also think you are very educated..." I gritted my teeth. "But... did you see something uncomfortable? 』

"What?" He frowned.

Have you also erased this incident from your memory from the bottom of your heart?

"Just, didn't you walk into the toilet I used to go to?" 』

"I guess so?"

"Then? 』

"Just go to the toilet, huh?"

"What didn't you see? 』

"What, what? Should there be something?"

God, did you lose your memory after the operation?

"Don't you see anything, floating on it? 』

"No, it's just an ordinary toilet."

I think back to the scene where I took one last flush before going out.I took a breath, closed my eyes and rushed out of the cubicle, just passing Xiaoyu.Could it be that the poop was flushed the last time?

"No? 』

"No. What are you thinking?"

"Dry. 』I lay down on the table.

"Hey, baby scolding!"

"no…"

I almost want to die for this.

At that time, I still picked up a utility knife and felt that the world was full of despair.

"Bi Bi didn't see poop? 』I reconfirmed.

"What poop! I keep pooping after eating delicious food." Xiaoyu pretended to be angry. "I've only smelled someone stealing a cigarette, but I haven't seen poop."

"All right.I thought I couldn't get out of it. ’ I confessed.

"Really, did you always think I saw poop?" The straight facial features smiled in surprise.

"Um. 』

"I really care about it, so what does it matter if it does? It seems that my baby has a cleanliness?"

This kind of feeling is just like you always thought that the penis is only 7 cm after erection, but then changed the measurement and found that the original measurement unit is inches!To be multiplied by 2.5 ah ah! ! !

In this way, I solved the most important mystery of life. (filthy riddle)

"By the way. Do you want to clock in?" He looked at me.

"Yeah. 』I took out my phone, took a picture of the cake, and realized that we hadn't added each other's Facebook.

"what? 』

"You finally found out." Xiaoyu smiled coldly.

"Why don't you tell me?Have you been waiting for me to add you? 』

"Mm-hm." He nodded meaningfully, staring.

"You're the one who cares so much! 』I found Xiaoyu's Facebook and clicked on the friend invitation.

"OK." He also pressed his phone and accepted the invitation.

They actually dated for several months before adding to Facebook.

I took a photo for him, Xiaoyu just leaned back on the chair and gave a thumbs up holding a fork.This is definitely not gay, super can't pose!

"You need to move closer to the table. 』I direct?

"What? Is that so?" He was handsome and silly.

After I uploaded it, I looked at his photo.It was found that many of his photo albums appeared like photos from travel magazines.There is snow, the sky, the sea, mountains, small wooden houses, waterfalls, and many, many delicacies on the plates. It is not like Taiwan. Many of them are girls with their hair combed back.

"You took this picture? 』

"Yeah."

"Is this your ex-girlfriend? 』I pointed to a girl who showed up the longest.

"Hmm." Xiaoyu stopped chewing on his bulging cheeks, as if he was afraid that I would get angry.

"It's so cute.I feel more at ease. 』I swipe photos of him showing off his wealth all over the world. He is the kind of dead rich guy who travels with his family (employees) all day during winter and summer vacations during school.

"what? What?"

"Many people will lock each other's photos after breaking up, as if it never happened. 』

"Oh! No, we are still friends." He smiled brightly and continued to chew.

Damn, how could there be no shortcomings.Am I still blind?

The two of us finally took a photo and checked in. We have known each other for seven months, and it was the first time to take a photo and check in.

"I kind of want to pee, where is the toilet? 』I looked around.

"Later, I'll take you there." He got up.We walked to yet another luxurious toilet filled with cold marble patterns, and there were not many rooms in it.

Xiaoyu kept pulling me towards the cubicle, closed the door and hugged me from behind.

"What are you doing... I need to pee. "I said.