G soldier diary

"Tap!" Yang Xin jumped off the bed.

Yang Xin.

It turns out that the brother is you.

I always thought that someone was playing a prank and kept leaving footprints on my quilt, so it turned out to be you.

Because he had to stand guard, he wore military boots and went to the upper bunk to adjust the quilt, but when he came down, he stepped on it at random.

He showed his dimples with a smile and said, "Good morning, senior." Then he turned and left.

"Yang Xin... wait a minute. ’ I looked at him in disbelief.

"What's wrong?"

I widened my eyes and pointed to the quilt footprints.

"Huh? Oh?" ​​Yang Xin stared blankly, smiling at his immature cheeks that had just turned 18.

"hehe?"

What the hell?

Apologize to me!

Stepping on the senior's quilt with footprints every day, still giggling over there?

"How about you, don't you? 』My blood sugar is super low and I can't understand why he didn't apologize.

"Huh?" He just looked at me, stroking his head like a small animal with a smirk.Then, with a body of 160, he automatically walked to the internal affairs cabinet next to me and got busy with his own affairs.

No, I'm going to come up with the system of seniors and juniors. Even if the company commander left footprints on my quilt, he should apologize, let alone you short-legged corgi! !

"Yang Xin? 』I made a low-pitched beast scolding the child. "Why don't you apologize? 』

All I saw was that the little boy turned around, looked at me, and began to show a sunny smirk again.

What do you mean?

You know that because of the footprints that often appear on the quilt, I have always felt that someone in the camp hates me these months, and I always feel that I have offended someone, and these psychological compensations will be waived, and there is not even an apology?

He smiled apologetically and left with his helmet in hand, but it wasn't enough, right?

After the assembly in the morning, I held back the Gang of Four before we went to our respective posts.

"The person who keeps footprints under my bed every few days is Yang Xin who sleeps on the top bunk. "I said.

"Really? So it's not the smelly feet that framed you?" Sekai said.

"What what? Really? The puzzle has been solved haha!" Xiaoyu smiled excitedly, hey, so happy.

"The point is, he doesn't apologize, he just keeps giggling. 』I was super angry.

"Hey, the kid is not sensible! Why bother with him." Xiaoyu patted me on the shoulder.

"But in this way, my hatred for the smelly-feet-senpai is very embarrassing, I always feel that he wants to frame me..."

"Okay, let's go! Let's go find Yang Xin." Xiaoyu led us to the guard post, ready to bully Yang Xin who was holding a gun.

"Hello!cute. 』I smirked.

"Hello." He dimpled and smiled with those big watery eyes.

"So you stepped on the quilt?" Xiaoyu tried to keep serious, but kept laughing.

"I don't know, I didn't mean it~" Xiao Yangxin adjusted his helmet, otherwise he couldn't see the front.

"Will you pay attention in the future?Do you have anything to say? 』I waited for him to apologize with a half-smile.

"Will you pay attention in the future? Haha?" He tilted his head and looked at me puzzled.

Damn it, I'm owed, I've already been bullied, I've already reminded me like this, and I'm still pretending to be stupid.

"Good, good, good!" Xiaoyu put his arms around me, calming down my anger. "Nevermind."

"All right. "I give up.Sadly left the post.I want to say that at least someone is not trying to frame me.

I finally understood a truth.

In this world, as long as you are cute, you are easily forgiven.

No matter how smart a pig or a monkey is, as long as they are ugly, they are responsible for being slaughtered and kept in a zoo.

No matter how stupid a dog or a rabbit or a cat is, as long as they are cute, they are held in the palm of their hands.

Whether the cockroach is in your way or not, you just want to kill him.

What kind of animal protection group can eat beef but not dog meat? (Why offend other groups)

In the afternoon is the legendary Spring Festival Gala.Little S's deputy company and big milk squad leader presided over it in front of the Zhongshan room.

The squad leaders provided a total of 8000 yuan in bonuses, and all our soldiers were divided into the first and third batches of opposite groups according to fakes, and each other's points could get an equal proportion of red envelopes for adding vegetables.The second batch were all monitors, so they didn't participate.

"Hello everyone, it's finally our most anticipated Spring Festival event. We have prepared many, many games!" The deputy held the microphone.

"Right now, 25 grids are assigned to each of the two teams. We're going to play national bingo!" The host, big-titted squad leader, shook his head and pasted a big white paper on the whiteboard.

"That's right! Now the two teams are starting to write 25 countries on their respective big white papers! The words must be correct~ Wait for the two teams to PK bingo!" The deputy company commander blinked charmingly, not knowing where it came from bad habit. "Time 60 seconds, start! You can't write about Taiwan!"

Hey, why can't I write Taiwan when playing country bingo.

why why why?

One person writes as soon as he draws out his pen, and those who don't have a pen will act as think tanks behind.

"China! Spain! Portugal!" Everyone came up with their own ideas.

"Okay~ I wrote it! Hurry up, what else is there?" Xiangya-senpai took a marker pen and wrote quickly.

"Russian", "German", "French", "American", "Japanese", "Austrian", "Yi" and "English" I read with my fingers.

"Oh? The Eight-Power Allied Forces? Not bad!" Xiaoyu looked at the sky unwillingly, and gestured in the air with his fingers, as if imagining a map: "Canada...Mexico...Panama...Brazil...Argentina..." Although I like to hear Xiaoyu Yu speaks English, her words are correct and her accent is round and sexy...

"It's Chinese!" Shoya-senpai was devastated and couldn't write at all.

"Mexico...Mexico...then..." Xiaoyu looked at the sky, but the translation into Chinese was super slow.

Hey, you admiring North nose, the country can only think of North and South America, and you can’t come back if you switch to English mode?

"Syria!" "How to write Syria? Who can write it?" Shoya-senpai began to ask for help.

A moment of silence.

I have been in the army for too long, and in a tense situation, I don't know that my brain has been exhausted.

"Change to another one." Xiaoyu also gave up.

"Slovakia!" Wei Yu shouted from behind.

"Damn, how did you think of it?" Shoya-senpai started writing again.

"I fucked a Slovakian sister before..." Wei Yu stroked his short hair shyly.