G soldier diary

After seeing pictures of Xiaoyu's heterosexual world, whether it's his ex-girlfriend or something.

Don't think that woman is his good sister or something. It's not like I didn't live without radar in my 20s. I already knew the ending of the story, but I couldn't escape these processes.

I'm also not in the mood to break Xiaoyu to a decisive battle in another world. Xiaojun and I live happily ever after. The temporary separation didn't give me any idea of ​​separation.

"spread!"

"Sa! 』

"Don't think that you don't have to do exercises when you have a holiday tomorrow, jump one hundred times and start!" In the past two days, the hunchback monitor has been on duty, and he doesn't look very good.Coupled with the fact that Li Bei was in a bad mood, the hunchbacked squad leader looked even uglier.In addition, he is very good at leading troops, and it takes a long time to count the number of people every time. How can he be a squad leader when he is so ugly. (If you are in a bad mood, start a life attack.)

"Stand up and get ready!"

"ㄧ!two! ’ The boys threw themselves on the earth, leaving their cocks in their pants dangling towards the ground.

"One... two... three... four..." I moved my body, I don't know where the anger came from, so that I wouldn't be tired at all.After getting up.

"Don't be lazy just because you think you can have sex tomorrow!" said the ugly class leader.

Thinking of seeing Xiaojun during the holidays, I gradually feel better.Sure enough, people can only have one emotion at a time. We can't be happy and sad at the same time.

After dinner, the hunchbacked ugly squad leader played ugly in front of the team. (Is it okay to keep cursing like this?) "Tonight! Let's treat each other with sincerity! Each shift sends a person to buy snacks." "Yeah..." There was a clamor, and everyone's hearts shot out.

"Quiet!"

Although I don't know what it is to be sincere, it sounds like it's a little more than honesty, and a little less than heart-to-heart.After the snacks that everyone ordered came back from the camp station, squad leader Jie Lun asked everyone to form a circle and start chatting.Killing the little boy, chatting in a circle is to treat each other with sincerity?But this is still the happiest time of the whole new training.

"Now everyone introduces themselves one by one, starting with the head of the class." Squad leader Jie Lun dropped his catchphrase of the class, and turned into a short and handsome man to chat with us.

"Hi everyone, I'm Zhang Zhihe, I'm a graduate of Kainan University, and I have a younger sister..." Hei Pangpang began to introduce himself.

"Weight 100 kg, 180 cm. ’ I continued.

"Don't talk nonsense! I have lost a kilogram!" Hei Pangpang patted my head.

"Okay, I weigh 99 kilograms. ’ I held the success notebook.

"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed together.

Normally, I wouldn't chat and fart with a group of college students doing nothing, but tonight there is no military song, no tumbling, no stabbing gun, and no need to recite the cross talk between individual soldiers and corporal leaders (single battle report), if I can always Just sit here and eat a snack.

"How many brothers and sisters are there!" The basketball man kept asking.

"I have two sisters! ’ replied the ultra-skinny alcoholic.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Intro!

"Then what does your sister do? Cup size?" "My second sister's tits are bigger, with a D." 』

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Take a picture with all your heart.

It's basically a time to confess your own sisters to everyone's lust, right?

Do you want to go to the squad leader's dormitory and use your mobile phone to click on the photos of our sisters? Anyway, the volunteers in the entire camp should have mobile phones, right?The reception should be great.

Halfway through the laughter, I drank too much green tea and wanted to pee, so I reported it and went to the toilet.

"Huh...Brother Fei." A young voice with a strong nasal cavity. "Is your cold feeling better?" It's Xiaoyu again, why do you meet him everywhere?

"I have a bad cold, so it's better not to come near me. 』I washed my face.

"I brought it specially for you, do you know?" Xiaoyu held up a bottle of beer root, his handsome face thought he was mysterious.

"I said I had a cold. 』

"Oh Yu? Brother Fei really doesn't know. I heard that SARS can cure colds." Xiaoyu nodded and brought me the root beer. The canned root beer in his hand was not cold at all. I don't know how he bought it. arrived.

"Thanks. ’ After I finished speaking, I turned around and left.

What do you mean, please stop bothering me.

If you were the painkiller for my military career, I'd rather be miserable than addicted.

Because the amount of medication will only increase, and the withdrawal process of addiction is even worse than death.I just want to be friends, you are so much more than that.

The sars without temperature in my hand warms my heart.

"Hey, do you want SARS? 』I asked Hei Pangpang.

"Okay! Is it free?" Hei Pangpang took the root beer.

"kindness. 』

"Why is it not ice!" Hei Pangpang complained.

Too bad I can't sink any further.

I regret that I didn't take a bath with Xiaoyu at the beginning. Anyway, we can't be friends. I knew I should eat more tofu.It's just that I didn't expect that it wasn't that he didn't want to be friends, but that I couldn't extricate myself.

"Stop talking about it. 』

Although the night was spent laughing and playing, I could only watch all this coldly.I've always looked at the world this way, and I don't like to add too much joy or too much sadness.

I turned around and looked at Xiaoyu who had a round head and the deepest facial features in the distance.His profile was still chatting happily with the people in their class.I can't hear anyone chatting, and the world goes quiet.

Don't bother me again, thank you.