G soldier diary

When I woke up this morning, I still had to face the annoying folding of quilts and mosquito nets.

But as long as I make a fist with my right hand and put my nose close to the eye of the fist, I can smell the message from the bronze CK Xiaoyu.This taste is the fuel of the spirit of life, and the dopamine in the brain reminds that there are many happy things in life.I really can't imagine how happy the smell would be if I didn't wash my right hand in the shower last night.

"Damn, I haven't lost my clothes yet, we're going to assemble." There is always a voice nearby reminding you to assemble.

"Today, we're going to zero-shoot!Hold the body of the gun with the left hand, press the butt of the gun tightly to the shoulder, and hold the handle of the gun... 』The first love class leader began to recite the text.

I found that the national army is very advocating the anthropomorphism of guns, whether it is calling the gun a "senior", or saying that he is your second life, "respect him", etc., as long as someone crosses the gun or drops the gun, the squad leader will fuck him to collapse .

In fact, I was very afraid of the fact that I would have to shoot live ammunition in the future. After all, I was gay for one day and was gay for life, especially when I lost my glasses before I joined the army and took glasses with insufficient prescriptions in junior high school.Every time I hear the sound of bumping guns in the distance, it feels like setting off firecrackers next to my ears.Who the hell invented the gun thing?Don't you all get along well?

「＠!#＄＄＾!#＄＄」The weather was hot, and the squad leader began to say some strange words.

"In the end, you'll have a triangle on your target paper."

I don't understand at all.

"Hey, why on earth do you have to instruct the person holding the target paper to draw a triangle every time you move the gun? ’ I asked the neighboring soldiers next to me.

"I don't know, anyway, it's right to command a triangle." "So that's how it is." 』

Everyone stood in line with guns and fully armed.

"Shooter stand up!" "Shooter stand up!" 』

"Archer in place!" "Archer in place!" 』

Although the camouflage pants are super loose, after wearing the S belt, it is like an ordinary dress with a belt and it has life. People don't have to worry about wearing a military uniform that looks waistless.I think that showing the waist is the main function of the S belt.

"Get ready for prone shooting!" "Get ready for prone shooting!" 』

The boys bounced together, lying on the cushion with their thighs slightly apart, trying to push their buttocks to show their buttocks.

Line up and direct the partners 25 meters away to draw a triangle on the target paper.But it's totally messed up, as long as you wave your hand casually, a triangle will be drawn on the opposite side. I swear by the chastity of my asshole, it will not help the target at all. (What fat oath?)

"Take a 10-minute break and memorize the single-battle report if you have nothing to do. If you need to go to the toilet, go to the neighbors and go to the bathroom in twos!" Our squad leader Jie Lun yelled. "If you dare to wander around, you will be in bad luck!"

Go to the bathroom in twos?This is really the most considerate policy of the national army!If junior high school taught boys to go to the bathroom in twos, there would be no Ye Yongzhi today!If elementary schools teach boys to go to the bathroom in pairs, everyone will know who is 17/5 in advance, and they can choose a marriage partner in advance (hey).

"Take a break and start moving, take a break."

Here we go, tea time with the minions on the bench, usually the squad leader is that bitch.

"The water drinking record card is really an idiot. Who can drink so much water? Five thousand, seven thousand milliliters a day?" The nightclub man behind.

"Lend me to copy it." Hei Pangpang took my temperature card and took my body temperature, reading 36.2, 36.5, 35.9.

"You even have to copy your body temperature, tsk. "I said.

"It won't die, anyway, the squad leader won't take it seriously." Hei Pangpang bowed his head.

"It's just because the class monitor won't read it seriously, so I just wrote it casually, right? 』I complained that Heipangpang didn't have a life of his own.

The national army is also very strange. They didn't give us thermometers. How do we take our temperature?Does the whole right middle finger insert into the neighbor's anus?This is really going to write a lewd water record card.

Suddenly, seeing Xiaoyu in the front left turned his head and looked at me.After looking at the black, fat and swollen face, and seeing Xiaoyu's angular masticatory muscles, I always feel that he is of a different race.He made a PASS with his handsome face in the direction of the toilet.

"Huh?" I frowned.

Xiaoyu looked at me again and turned my face to one side.

What's the meaning?Do you want to go to the bathroom?

I've been invited to sing, cuddle, and force Haifang (not interested), but I've never met Yue Chun who went to the bathroom.But my hand still automatically put away the kettle, handed the gun to the nightclub man for safekeeping, stood up and patted my clothes.

"Where are you going?" Hei Pangpang looked up at me.

"I'm going to pee. 』

"Me too!" Hei Pangpang stood up.

A familiar scent.

"Let's go!" Xiaoyu was already wearing a helmet in front of me, smiling and turning his handsome face.

"Let me help him first, his class is gone. 』I pointed to the empty bench of the fifth class.

"You traitor from Class Six." Hei Pangpang sat down reluctantly.

"next time! 』

At the end of the scene of the pair of dragons capturing the pearl, Xiaoyu and I walked side by side at a right angle, and headed for the toilet with the same pace.But Xiaoyu and Hei Pangpang are white dragons and Doudou dragons, they really can't be compared. (I apologize to Doudoulong)

"Why don't you go to the bathroom with the neighbors and make me a traitor. 』Out of the monitor's sight, I said secretly.

"No, at first I wanted to say that I don't need to use it, but later I wanted to say that it is better to use it. From now on, no one will go to the toilet and I will find Brother Fei!" "What, did I bring it to the toilet specially?" 』I smiled wryly.

When I arrived at the toilet on the second floor, it was full of people coming in and out. The whole toilet was like a sulfur hot spring, and the air was filled with a pungent smell of urine just out of the oven.We walked in and lined up, and the urinals looked like a row of ticket gates at Taiwan Railway rush hour.

"Fatty! Your pants are pulled down too low!" There was a boy laughing in front of him.

"Ah... by accident..." 』I heard a hoarse voice.

This hoarse and slow voice!I looked forward, and it turned out to be Weiyang, the heavenly soldier of our class.His pants were pulled down to just below the knees, revealing large, ugly white panties.

"Ha ha ha ha!"