G soldier diary

Running behind Xiao Yousheng won't be tiring at all.

"Long~ Take Su! 』

"ㄝ! Oh! Scatter! Four! ㄝ! Oh! Scatter! Four! ㄝ! Oh! Scatter! ~~Four!" I don't know what's wrong with everyone's pronunciation. After serving as a soldier, it seems that their tongues have been paralyzed.

In this way, the most primitive driving force of human beings supported me to run the whole distance easily, and ran a few laps of the [-]-meter camp.As for where Heipangpang fell behind, I really don’t care. After all, there is so much fat, he won’t die if he lies on the side of the road for three days (the part of revolutionary emotion). The more miserable Dagen, he left the team and disappeared. Being escorted by the squad leader, he swayed back like a zombie.

I think, if you send a pair of Tiancai men and women to run at the front of the line in sexy thongs, everyone should be able to use the pornographic Slip Run to keep running, right?In addition to iron discipline, there is also education of love, isn't it?

At lunch time, the class leader of the star's first love led the team into the restaurant again. The dark and thin primitive people looked very fierce.

"Enter the restaurant!" 』

"Dear! Love! Essence! Sincerity!" The movements are stand at attention, turn right, put your feet together, and take a rest.

Suddenly, a mosquito flew in front of my eyes, flying round and round to my cheek.

Walk!Get out!I shake my face!puff!Blow!

"Two ways! 』

"obey!"

No way, the cheek where the mosquito stays stings, I rely on my face for food!Who wants to obey!

"Slap." I slapped the mosquito on my face to death.

"Enter the restaurant!" 』

"Dear! Love! Fine! Honest!"

"Enter the restaurant!" 』

"Dear! Love! Fine! Honest!"

『Those who just moved around, raised their hands high. 』The first love monitor looked at me with a stinky face.

I raised my hand and found that four other people raised their hands within sight.

"You don't want to eat, do you? 』

Although the first love squad leader has deep and powerful eyes, and shiny lips, but no matter how sexy he is, he needs solid guns.

"Hand straight!Take the bus? ’ He took a step forward and roared.

He really wanted to kill me.

Sure enough, everything in the world is the same, the more beautiful it is, the more dangerous it is.

I think I can write another article on "One Hundred Ways to Get Fucked", "How to Get Fucked" or "Getting Started When You Get Fucked for the First Time." Because I have always been used to being a master, it is a bit difficult to get used to being a slave ( Don't have a flavor?).When it comes to being fucked, I think only the first love devil squad leader is more suitable to be a fucker, right?Qin Tian was not considered because that dick was too big. (Is the meaning of dry Qiao and dry hug indistinguishable?)

Fancy password, fancy entry restaurant, fancy sit down, fancy meal, fancy exit restaurant is over.I noticed that while the dishes were being washed people started washing other people's dishes.It means that the dishes are washed by a few people, and other people can go directly to the housekeeping without queuing.

Division of labor and cooperation, what can be done by one person does not need two people.

I just found out about this, and I still took my plate to line up in front of the sink.A group of rookies puffed their chests silently, holding a shiny iron plate with both hands under the sun, and whispering occasionally.

The line to my right moved forward one block, and I saw a familiar figure, a tight green body.

It's wild Xiaoyu!

"Si~ want to be together?" Xiaoyu secretly said to me.

"Is it the same division of labor as them? ’ I looked at the man in front of me who was carrying several plates.

"Yeah, do you wash or should I wash?" he said

"You are very strong in internal affairs? "I asked.

"I have a cross." Xiaoyu raised his eyebrows and smiled proudly.

Actually!The entire dormitory housekeeping evaluation was full of Man Jianghong's situation, and he could actually do a fork!

Housekeeping is better than me, a GAY! (Do you want to create a new stereotype?) "I have two forks..." I took Xiaoyu's dinner plate and divided the work. He was responsible for going upstairs to clean the house, and I was responsible for washing the dishes.

Miraculously, his used dishes were super clean.

"I've wiped it with toilet paper, it's easy to wash." He smiled.

How many sheets of toilet paper did you use to wipe it to this extent?Will it be too wasteful?

But with the ferment of the halo effect, I can't think Xiaoyu is a wasteful person.You are so handsome, I am willing to buy a whole pack of toilet paper for one ejaculation.Cut down the trees!Burn the earth!

"Do you know my cabinet 67?" I asked.

"no problem!I will pass by your seat! 』He patted me confidently.

His smile is even brighter under the sun, and his squinted puppy eyes are like an advertisement picture.

Xiaoyu left the anniversary celebration and disappeared around the corner of the stairs.

I shouldn't be considered a tool person like this, right?Is this how Junmaro is willing to be used even if he is used?If he didn't help me organize my house, would our relationship be over?

I looked down at his stainless steel bowls and chopsticks.

This is!

These seemingly clean chopsticks must still have Xiaoyu's saliva on them!

With my pupils narrowed and my field of vision boundless, I turned my mind-reading skills into a process sufficient to read objects.The picture of the chopsticks stuffing the food into Xiaoyu's thin lips appeared in my mind. If I was lucky, the chopsticks would be smeared with saliva, like the prostatic fluid between the horse's eyes and fingers.

The world is always full of temptations.

No, you can't think like this!

Come out, materialist Marx!Even if it's saliva, it's just ordinary oral cells at best.I already have a regular exchange of body fluids!Right Xiaojun! (Without a condom, the risk is high, please take care of your body and do not imitate.)

In this way, after queuing for a long time, I finally arrived at the sink and reluctantly washed the drool off his chopsticks with dishwashing liquid. (what exactly do you want)

Back in the dormitory, I saw Hei Pangpang tidying up the housework.

"You guys are so fast? "I said.

"We just came back, hey! The handsome guy No. 56 just came to help you with housekeeping, what's your relationship?" Hei Pangpang asked.

"well. 』